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Title: please do not make fun of me for this (airports)
Post by: fatty fat fat on November 10, 2010, 12:27:17 PM
your geographic destination is irrelevant. this is dfw and ord getting loosy goosy vs each other.  :angry:
Title: Re: please do not make fun of me for this (airports)
Post by: steve dave on November 10, 2010, 12:30:30 PM
Much higher chance of getting delayed in ORD so, ORD
Title: Re: please do not make fun of me for this (airports)
Post by: EllToPay on November 10, 2010, 01:07:36 PM
am i free to roam from termy to termy? or am i stuck in one specific termy?

very important q, imo. won't answer til i get a response.
Title: Re: please do not make fun of me for this (airports)
Post by: fatty fat fat on November 10, 2010, 01:11:31 PM
am i free to roam from termy to termy? or am i stuck in one specific termy?

very important q, imo. won't answer til i get a response.

you can roam around freely in dfw.

in ord, you can roam around freely in all domestic terminals, but cannot enter international. it makes me sick, honestly.

but, there is just something big-time about ORD  that DFW lacks.....
Title: Re: please do not make fun of me for this (airports)
Post by: EllToPay on November 10, 2010, 01:26:22 PM
am i free to roam from termy to termy? or am i stuck in one specific termy?

very important q, imo. won't answer til i get a response.

you can roam around freely in dfw.

in ord, you can roam around freely in all domestic terminals, but cannot enter international. it makes me sick, honestly.

but, there is just something big-time about ORD  that DFW lacks.....

seems like most people in dfw are on their way to a nice vacay, while those in ord are on their way to an elite business trip. knowwhatimean?
Title: Re: please do not make fun of me for this (airports)
Post by: HugeUpside on November 10, 2010, 01:27:10 PM
DFW. Better chance of running into bigdcat.
Title: Re: please do not make fun of me for this (airports)
Post by: OK_Cat on November 10, 2010, 03:09:29 PM
the food is much better in ORD
Title: Re: please do not make fun of me for this (airports)
Post by: CHONGS on November 10, 2010, 03:14:44 PM
ORD
Title: Re: please do not make fun of me for this (airports)
Post by: ChiComCat on November 10, 2010, 03:25:18 PM
ORD, I see it less often than DFW anymore.  Hopefully I can correct this
Title: Re: please do not make fun of me for this (airports)
Post by: pissclams on November 10, 2010, 03:27:34 PM
anyone saying ord has never been to an airport before.  i was thinking about making a 30 minute comedy special to air on hbo about people who like ord but the material was more suitable for a 90 minute routine.  i couldn't sell hbo on 90 minutes so i just threw the project into the files to die.

who knows, maybe it's the texan in me that loves dfw.  ever since ctr started i've felt like an honorary texan/lone star stateian.

Title: Re: please do not make fun of me for this (airports)
Post by: maxq on November 10, 2010, 09:30:58 PM
Terminal D in DFW  :love:
 
:AA:
Title: Re: please do not make fun of me for this (airports)
Post by: SkinnyBenny on November 10, 2010, 09:42:22 PM
DFW has a TGIFriday's where I watched that crazy Miami/FSU game from the beginning of the '09 fooboo season, so DFW.
Title: Re: please do not make fun of me for this (airports)
Post by: T42YS on November 10, 2010, 09:44:12 PM
your geographic destination is irrelevant.

 :frown:
Title: Re: please do not make fun of me for this (airports)
Post by: EuroCat on November 10, 2010, 09:54:14 PM
LHR

Terminal 5 :love:
Title: Re: please do not make fun of me for this (airports)
Post by: Trim on November 10, 2010, 10:50:32 PM
Hitting both of these in the next 2 days.
Title: Re: please do not make fun of me for this (airports)
Post by: 'taterblast on November 10, 2010, 11:01:21 PM
ord.

really no question here.
Title: Re: please do not make fun of me for this (airports)
Post by: fatty fat fat on November 11, 2010, 12:40:16 AM
Quote
seems like most people in dfw are on their way to a nice vacay, while those in ord are on their way to an elite business trip. knowwhatimean?

yes. vacateers going to dfw = vacaying in amarillo

vacateers layin' to ord= elite europe tripe

businessmen to dfw = big time meeting in houston  :lol:

businessmen layin' ord = sealing the deal in NYC
Title: Re: please do not make fun of me for this (airports)
Post by: get_HIT on November 11, 2010, 08:11:48 AM
as an 'insider' i gotta say DFW.....
Title: Re: please do not make fun of me for this (airports)
Post by: steve dave on November 11, 2010, 08:59:18 AM
as an 'insider' i gotta say DFW.....

your 'insider' sig says you love ORD more....
Title: Re: please do not make fun of me for this (airports)
Post by: fatty fat fat on November 11, 2010, 09:42:04 AM
as an 'insider' i gotta say DFW.....

i can respect that.

your sig gives me chills!!  :ksu:
Title: Re: please do not make fun of me for this (airports)
Post by: get_HIT on November 11, 2010, 11:21:57 AM
as an 'insider' i gotta say DFW.....

your 'insider' sig says you love ORD more....

ya.....i don't love ORD more, just love the fact that they're pimping it
Title: Re: please do not make fun of me for this (airports)
Post by: Sugar Dick on November 13, 2010, 08:50:53 PM
anyone saying ord has never been to an airport before.  i was thinking about making a 30 minute comedy special to air on hbo about people who like ord but the material was more suitable for a 90 minute routine.  i couldn't sell hbo on 90 minutes so i just threw the project into the files to die.

who knows, maybe it's the texan in me that loves dfw.  ever since ctr started i've felt like an honorary texan/lone star stateian.



This.  The only airport that has a worse case of AIDS than ORD is Hartsfield.  Airports in old big cities always suck hard (see SFO, anything NYC, Logan, Lambert, etc.)
Title: Re: please do not make fun of me for this (airports)
Post by: BigCat on November 13, 2010, 09:24:12 PM
MUCH rather go ORD. Have never been forced to walk a mile underground through stifling heat and piled up human waste to reach a connecting flight after a delay. Which WILL happen at DFW if you go through there enough. Plus the folks in Chicago just have that midwestern stupidity about them that makes them very nice. Kind of like being in Iowa only these people aren't delusional and realize they're not elite.

Hope that helps! :thumbsup:
Title: Re: please do not make fun of me for this (airports)
Post by: fatty fat fat on November 14, 2010, 05:00:45 AM


Hope that helps! :thumbsup:

it does. thanks.
Title: Re: please do not make fun of me for this (airports)
Post by: michigancat on November 14, 2010, 06:59:38 AM
Plus the folks in Chicago just have that midwestern stupidity about them that makes them very nice. Kind of like being in Iowa only these people aren't delusional and realize they're not elite.

wow, this is great.
Title: Re: please do not make fun of me for this (airports)
Post by: Trim on November 14, 2010, 05:29:47 PM
http://www.slate.com/id/2273861/entry/2273862/
Title: Re: please do not make fun of me for this (airports)
Post by: NXL on November 17, 2010, 09:33:30 PM
ORD is like walking through impacted bowel.  DFW, without question.
Title: Re: please do not make fun of me for this (airports)
Post by: mcmwcat on November 18, 2010, 08:17:44 AM
is there anything in ORD like DFW Terminal D?

tia
Title: Re: please do not make fun of me for this (airports)
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on November 18, 2010, 08:32:57 AM
anyone saying ord has never been to an airport before.  i was thinking about making a 30 minute comedy special to air on hbo about people who like ord but the material was more suitable for a 90 minute routine.  i couldn't sell hbo on 90 minutes so i just threw the project into the files to die.

who knows, maybe it's the texan in me that loves dfw.  ever since ctr started i've felt like an honorary texan/lone star stateian.



clams-

i know some people on showtime who are interested in this. they're wanting to make it more of a celebrity roast type thing though where you and i and other people would roast ord and make fun of it for being as horrible as it is. i know this isn't your original concept, but they are willing to give 90 minutes or even a full 120 if you think there is the material for it. i told them i'd check w/ you and get back with them within a week. let me know what you think.
Title: Re: please do not make fun of me for this (airports)
Post by: catsdo on November 18, 2010, 11:31:13 AM
Absolutely hate ord.  Always busy and flights are never on-time.  Never gone through it without having a problem.
Title: Re: please do not make fun of me for this (airports)
Post by: pissclams on November 18, 2010, 12:47:08 PM
anyone saying ord has never been to an airport before.  i was thinking about making a 30 minute comedy special to air on hbo about people who like ord but the material was more suitable for a 90 minute routine.  i couldn't sell hbo on 90 minutes so i just threw the project into the files to die.

who knows, maybe it's the texan in me that loves dfw.  ever since ctr started i've felt like an honorary texan/lone star stateian.



clams-

i know some people on showtime who are interested in this. they're wanting to make it more of a celebrity roast type thing though where you and i and other people would roast ord and make fun of it for being as horrible as it is. i know this isn't your original concept, but they are willing to give 90 minutes or even a full 120 if you think there is the material for it. i told them i'd check w/ you and get back with them within a week. let me know what you think.

rick daris-
great news that you shared with me in your post.  thanks!  i also have great news as well.  i spoke with some very important people at CNN and they are interested in this project as well.  their idea is to do a weekly 180 minute celebrity roast of ORD.  the concept, which i think is pretty solid, is to have you and I host the roast each week and have 5 different famous celebrities come in each week and join us in roasting ORD.  i wasn't sure about 3 hours and have actually contacted some of the mods from this site to do some moding to understand if the concept (weekly/180 mins) can be supported?  mods?  feel free to add any input you might have in this space.

i have a feeling we will max between 120 and 150 minutes and the remaining 30 minutes will almost come off as filler.  CNN won't accept anything but 180 minutes.  on the flipside, CNN is honoring an agreement that they made with me years ago to globally televise any of my projects.  we're talking worldwide broadcast, not domestic.  

just something to think about as we move forward on the ord celebrity roast concept.  i look forward to our further discussions specific to this topic and am available anytime to brainstorm more ideas.

thanks, clams.
Title: Re: please do not make fun of me for this (airports)
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on November 18, 2010, 12:54:18 PM
anyone saying ord has never been to an airport before.  i was thinking about making a 30 minute comedy special to air on hbo about people who like ord but the material was more suitable for a 90 minute routine.  i couldn't sell hbo on 90 minutes so i just threw the project into the files to die.

who knows, maybe it's the texan in me that loves dfw.  ever since ctr started i've felt like an honorary texan/lone star stateian.



clams-

i know some people on showtime who are interested in this. they're wanting to make it more of a celebrity roast type thing though where you and i and other people would roast ord and make fun of it for being as horrible as it is. i know this isn't your original concept, but they are willing to give 90 minutes or even a full 120 if you think there is the material for it. i told them i'd check w/ you and get back with them within a week. let me know what you think.

rick daris-
great news that you shared with me in your post.  thanks!  i also have great news as well.  i spoke with some very important people at CNN and they are interested in this project as well.  their idea is to do a weekly 180 minute celebrity roast of ORD.  the concept, which i think is pretty solid, is to have you and I host the roast each week and have 5 different famous celebrities come in each week and join us in roasting ORD.  i wasn't sure about 3 hours and have actually contacted some of the mods from this site to do some moding to understand if the concept (weekly/180 mins) can be supported?  mods?  feel free to add any input you might have in this space.

i have a feeling we will max between 120 and 150 minutes and the remaining 30 minutes will almost come off as filler.  CNN won't accept anything but 180 minutes.  on the flipside, CNN is honoring an agreement that they made with me years ago to globally televise any of my projects.  we're talking worldwide broadcast, not domestic. 

just something to think about as we move forward on the ord celebrity roast concept.  i look forward to our further discussions specific to this topic and am available anytime to brainstorm more ideas.

thanks, clams.

hmmm...interesting. my initial reaction was to say that yeah, 180 minutes is too much time and that at most we could only probably squeeze 150 to 160 quality minutes out on the absolute suckiness that is ord. while i still think this is true, my question now is....with this being broadcast globally, do you think cnn would be up for 20 to 30 minutes of maybe highlighting other comparable horrible airports from around the globe? are there even other airports that are comparable to ord in terms of horrible quality? i don't know that answer and i don't know what cnn's response would be but it's certainly food for thought.
Title: Re: please do not make fun of me for this (airports)
Post by: pissclams on November 18, 2010, 01:02:18 PM
rick daris-
i think the compare/contrast global airport vs ORD is a good idea and it's actually one that i've already pitched to VH1 for possible production.  i signed a contract with them this morning and they now own the rights to the production so CNN is out on this one. 

thoughts on spending time going termy by termy at ORD during the roast and hosting at ORD?  could take longer breaks during 180 minute broadcast and focus on ORD traveller interviews?

thanks- clams
Title: Re: please do not make fun of me for this (airports)
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on November 18, 2010, 01:08:25 PM

thoughts on spending time going termy by termy at ORD during the roast and hosting at ORD?  could take longer breaks during 180 minute broadcast and focus on ORD traveller interviews?

clams,

that's a great idea. i suppose we could just save some money and meet up somewhere in the middle of a field of manure though as most viewers at home probably would not even notice the difference and then we could spend the production savings on something like fireworks or a frisbee catching dog or similar. thoughts?

btw-i used to know a guy at fox but heard he has since moved into corporate. i still went ahead and had my secretary get his contact information. i'll fire off an email when i get the chance this afternoon. who knows, probably a dead end but we'll see if anything comes out of it.

respectfully,
daris
Title: Re: please do not make fun of me for this (airports)
Post by: pissclams on November 18, 2010, 01:12:06 PM
rick-

that's a great idea.  get back to me with data.

great,thanks- clams
Title: Re: please do not make fun of me for this (airports)
Post by: Sugar Dick on November 18, 2010, 04:49:18 PM
is there anything in ORD like DFW Terminal D?

tia

Is D the international terminal (also has AA flights and where the troops come home) that has an indoor version of an outdoor shopping mall?  If so, the answer is no.

Is D the old sh*tty terminal where regional flights go out of and is usually completely empty?  if so, yes

Is D the one that you usually fly out of to go to KC, where the toilets are all overflowing with crap, and it looks like the sink was used as some sort of hazmat repository?  If so, yes
Title: Re: please do not make fun of me for this (airports)
Post by: john "teach me how to" dougie on November 19, 2010, 06:47:39 PM
Anybody take the MHK-ORD today? :AA:
Title: Re: please do not make fun of me for this (airports)
Post by: Ghost of Stan Parrish on November 22, 2010, 11:48:45 AM
Just booked my holiday flight to MHK through DFW instead of ORD.  Would rather not take a chance on Chicago winter weather, you know?  (Planes, Trains and Automobiles taught me that.)

Other than that issue, ...  :dunno: