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Title: Best animal
Post by: steve dave on February 09, 2010, 08:01:56 PM
raccoon
Title: Re: Best animal
Post by: D-FRED-BROWN on February 09, 2010, 08:04:48 PM
Proboscis monkey...

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Title: Re: Best animal
Post by: Pete on February 09, 2010, 08:12:24 PM
Proboscis monkey...

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Pssssssst.....that monkey is a rough ridin' drunk, dude.
Title: Re: Best animal
Post by: Doom and Gloom on February 09, 2010, 08:13:43 PM
River Beaver
Title: Re: Best animal
Post by: steve dave on February 09, 2010, 08:18:02 PM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.furoutlet.com%2Fimages%2FRACCOON-FUR-DANIEL-BOON-HAT-01_b.jpg&hash=a5e42f2657527172498ad9142072aa30603f33d8)

Here's a picture of me and my ex-best friend/hat
Title: Re: Best animal
Post by: cyclist on February 09, 2010, 08:31:17 PM
raccoon

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Title: Re: Best animal
Post by: Cire on February 09, 2010, 08:32:08 PM
OMG Tigers.
Title: Re: Best animal
Post by: Dugout DickStone on February 09, 2010, 08:36:49 PM
Love the mongoose.

kills cobras?  check
good pet?  sure
tricked out free style bike?  bingbang
Title: Re: Best animal
Post by: Lurker on February 09, 2010, 08:37:30 PM
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Title: Re: Best animal
Post by: chum1 on February 09, 2010, 08:38:35 PM
raccoon

This is like starting a thread called "Biggest Planet" and starting with Jupiter.  WTF do we do now?
Title: Re: Best animal
Post by: Ira Hayes on February 09, 2010, 08:44:04 PM
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Driftwood porn.
Title: Re: Best animal
Post by: pike on February 09, 2010, 08:57:06 PM
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Axolotl
Title: Re: Best animal
Post by: Doomagon on February 09, 2010, 09:03:41 PM
Worm. Case closed.
Title: Re: Best animal
Post by: ben ji on February 09, 2010, 09:09:44 PM
raccoon

More like lamecoon

Penguins FTW

Their like little people dressed up in tuxedo's
Title: Re: Best animal
Post by: BigCat on February 09, 2010, 09:11:20 PM
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Axolotl

wow new favorite animal. that little guy looks the way I feel :pbj:
Title: Re: Best animal
Post by: doom on February 09, 2010, 09:20:24 PM
Aardvark.  That guy wanted to be #1 so bad alphabetically that he made his name have 2 a's in it!  That's dedication.
Title: Re: Best animal
Post by: jtksu on February 09, 2010, 09:35:43 PM
raccoon

More like lamecoon

Penguins FTW

Their like little people dressed up in tuxedo's

QFT.  You could take those little bastards anywhere and they're already dressed for the occasion.  Seriously though, sloths are obviously the best animals.  Any animal that is so laid back that it lets freaking moss grow on them is cool with me.  Plus, you wouldn't have to put a pet sloth in a kennel or anything like that.  Hell, you could leave the damn door wide open if you wanted.  Just put that dude on a tree in the corner and no way is he making it out the door before you get back.  No real preference as far as number of toes go, either variety is okay by me.

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.illogicopedia.org%2Fimages%2Fe%2Fe6%2FSloth.jpg&hash=1639ece61bd91608816425bee707fc181a43bbd0)
Title: Re: Best animal
Post by: _33 on February 09, 2010, 10:04:16 PM
Raccoons are horrible.  They hold grudges like you wouldn't believe and will basically stalk you if they think you wronged them in some way.  Get over yourselves raccoons.

Title: Re: Best animal
Post by: steve dave on February 09, 2010, 10:05:57 PM
Raccoons are horrible.  They hold grudges like you wouldn't believe and will basically stalk you if they think you wronged them in some way.  Get over yourselves raccoons.



Great animals to have on your team then.  My real life nemesis would never try anything.
Title: Re: Best animal
Post by: ksu_FANw on February 09, 2010, 10:09:30 PM
Love the mongoose.

kills cobras?  check
good pet?  sure
tricked out free style bike?  bingbang

+1
Totally grew up with Rikki-Tikki-Tavi
Title: Re: Best animal
Post by: TBL on February 09, 2010, 11:04:31 PM
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Has a remarkable resemblance to Tyshawn Taylor.    :blank:
Title: Re: Best animal
Post by: jmlynch1 on February 09, 2010, 11:04:47 PM
Love the mongoose.

kills cobras?  check
good pet?  sure
tricked out free style bike?  bingbang

+1
Totally grew up with Rikki-Tikki-Tavi
The good pet got me thinking of that story. Couldn't remember in the end if he would be better off free or not. But he did kill that snake in the bathtub right?
Title: Re: Best animal
Post by: WillieWatanabe on February 09, 2010, 11:09:18 PM
This was a tough one...but i'm going with the Bald Eagle. Would love to fly and be protected and stuff.
Title: Re: Best animal
Post by: Kat Kid on February 09, 2010, 11:14:24 PM
The Chamber

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fcommons%2Fa%2Faf%2FHoney_badger.jpg&hash=ab97d4a9a32f788f9cdacef19c31857d75814d1d)
Title: Re: Best animal
Post by: jtksu on February 09, 2010, 11:18:42 PM
The Chamber

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fcommons%2Fa%2Faf%2FHoney_badger.jpg&hash=ab97d4a9a32f788f9cdacef19c31857d75814d1d)

That's just a skunk with a fancy haircut and you know it.
Title: Re: Best animal
Post by: Kat Kid on February 09, 2010, 11:22:39 PM
The Chamber

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That's just a skunk with a fancy haircut and you know it.

Bet you wouldn't say that to his face.  These animals are the best to have on your side.  They are like Ronnie with brains and no wet blanket gf.
Title: Re: Best animal
Post by: Dugout DickStone on February 09, 2010, 11:26:04 PM
Love the mongoose.

kills cobras?  check
good pet?  sure
tricked out free style bike?  bingbang

+1
Totally grew up with Rikki-Tikki-Tavi
The good pet got me thinking of that story. Couldn't remember in the end if he would be better off free or not. But he did kill that snake in the bathtub right?

And his bitch too....
Title: Re: Best animal
Post by: jtksu on February 09, 2010, 11:28:21 PM
The Chamber

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fcommons%2Fa%2Faf%2FHoney_badger.jpg&hash=ab97d4a9a32f788f9cdacef19c31857d75814d1d)

That's just a skunk with a fancy haircut and you know it.

Bet you wouldn't say that to his face.  These animals are the best to have on your side.  They are like Ronnie with brains and no wet blanket gf.


Dude, my pet sloth would make that so called "The Chamber" his own personal bitch and your pathetic polecat would just lay there and take it.  Plus, I bet that badger has sticky fingers.  Dude just looks like he's trying to decide what he's gonna steal next.
Title: Re: Best animal
Post by: Kat Kid on February 09, 2010, 11:33:54 PM
"The badger's ferocious reputation reflects its tendency to attack animals larger than itself; it is seldom preyed upon."

I mean, sloth would have a nice chill pad, but would def. want to get way in to depth on trying to convert you to astrology.  A home body if I ever knew one, meanwhile The Chamber is pretty much like the ultimate Aggieville companion.  He plays wingman (good with birds) and if it comes right down to it, he will take dudes to the pavement with you.
Title: Re: Best animal
Post by: Dugout DickStone on February 09, 2010, 11:35:30 PM
"The badger's ferocious reputation reflects its tendency to attack animals larger than itself; it is seldom preyed upon."

I mean, sloth would have a nice chill pad, but would def. want to get way in to depth on trying to convert you to astrology.  A home body if I ever knew one, meanwhile The Chamber is pretty much like the ultimate Aggieville companion.  He plays wingman (good with birds) and if it comes right down to it, he will take dudes to the pavement with you.

That badger looks like some punk from The Jersey Shore.
Title: Re: Best animal
Post by: Kat Kid on February 09, 2010, 11:40:18 PM
"The badger's ferocious reputation reflects its tendency to attack animals larger than itself; it is seldom preyed upon."

I mean, sloth would have a nice chill pad, but would def. want to get way in to depth on trying to convert you to astrology.  A home body if I ever knew one, meanwhile The Chamber is pretty much like the ultimate Aggieville companion.  He plays wingman (good with birds) and if it comes right down to it, he will take dudes to the pavement with you.

That badger looks like some punk from The Jersey Shore.

If by punk you mean to say:  Awesome, fist-pumping, cage-fighting, board-walk owning Wingman then yeah pretty much spot-on.
Title: Re: Best animal
Post by: jtksu on February 09, 2010, 11:42:39 PM
"The badger's ferocious reputation reflects its tendency to attack animals larger than itself; it is seldom preyed upon."

I mean, sloth would have a nice chill pad, but would def. want to get way in to depth on trying to convert you to astrology.  A home body if I ever knew one, meanwhile The Chamber is pretty much like the ultimate Aggieville companion.  He plays wingman (good with birds) and if it comes right down to it, he will take dudes to the pavement with you.

You get a few beers in that badger and he'd be trying to fight every frat guy in the ville.  Meanwhile, sloth is rolling another spliff, enjoying some obscure craft beer from Portland, and strumming a few notes from some band he heard at Bonaroo last summer.  Dude practically has roach clips for finger nails, so you know he gets down with the green stuff.
Title: Re: Best animal
Post by: Dugout DickStone on February 09, 2010, 11:45:04 PM
"The badger's ferocious reputation reflects its tendency to attack animals larger than itself; it is seldom preyed upon."

I mean, sloth would have a nice chill pad, but would def. want to get way in to depth on trying to convert you to astrology.  A home body if I ever knew one, meanwhile The Chamber is pretty much like the ultimate Aggieville companion.  He plays wingman (good with birds) and if it comes right down to it, he will take dudes to the pavement with you.

That badger looks like some punk from The Jersey Shore.

If by punk you mean to say:  Awesome, fist-pumping, cage-fighting, board-walk owning Wingman then yeah pretty much spot-on.

Beware the badger robbery.
Title: Re: Best animal
Post by: Kat Kid on February 09, 2010, 11:48:54 PM
"The badger's ferocious reputation reflects its tendency to attack animals larger than itself; it is seldom preyed upon."

I mean, sloth would have a nice chill pad, but would def. want to get way in to depth on trying to convert you to astrology.  A home body if I ever knew one, meanwhile The Chamber is pretty much like the ultimate Aggieville companion.  He plays wingman (good with birds) and if it comes right down to it, he will take dudes to the pavement with you.

You get a few beers in that badger and he'd be trying to fight every frat guy in the ville.  Meanwhile, sloth is rolling another spliff, enjoying some obscure craft beer from Portland, and strumming a few notes from some band he heard at Bonaroo last summer.  Dude practically has roach clips for finger nails, so you know he gets down with the green stuff.

Have you ever smelled moldy laundry?  That's homeboy's scent.  Also, it would take 6 hours for him to roll a joint, get you a water, bust out the snacks.  You'd basically be caring for an invalid every time you swung by.  If you thought conversations with tree-beard were long and boring, wait til Sloth got a hold of you.  Always forgetting what he was calling to ask you about, long silences on the phone before ".........um.............never...........um........never?......................mind."

It would be like watching a moldy towlie on super slo-mo.  I prefer Ronnie.  GTL?  Barber shop?  Bamboo?  Sign me up.
Title: Re: Best animal
Post by: jtksu on February 09, 2010, 11:56:02 PM
"The badger's ferocious reputation reflects its tendency to attack animals larger than itself; it is seldom preyed upon."

I mean, sloth would have a nice chill pad, but would def. want to get way in to depth on trying to convert you to astrology.  A home body if I ever knew one, meanwhile The Chamber is pretty much like the ultimate Aggieville companion.  He plays wingman (good with birds) and if it comes right down to it, he will take dudes to the pavement with you.

You get a few beers in that badger and he'd be trying to fight every frat guy in the ville.  Meanwhile, sloth is rolling another spliff, enjoying some obscure craft beer from Portland, and strumming a few notes from some band he heard at Bonaroo last summer.  Dude practically has roach clips for finger nails, so you know he gets down with the green stuff.

Have you ever smelled moldy laundry?  That's homeboy's scent.  Also, it would take 6 hours for him to roll a joint, get you a water, bust out the snacks.  You'd basically be caring for an invalid every time you swung by.  If you thought conversations with tree-beard were long and boring, wait til Sloth got a hold of you.  Always forgetting what he was calling to ask you about, long silences on the phone before ".........um.............never...........um........never?......................mind."

It would be like watching a moldy towlie on super slo-mo.  I prefer Ronnie.  GTL?  Barber shop?  Bamboo?  Sign me up.

Hanging with sloth would be like hanging with The Dude.  Yeah, he does take FOREVER to roll a J and he wears a bathrobe like 75% of the time, but he's good people.  Maybe a little to into the Grateful Dead, but good people.
Title: Re: Best animal
Post by: Dugout DickStone on February 09, 2010, 11:58:33 PM
"The badger's ferocious reputation reflects its tendency to attack animals larger than itself; it is seldom preyed upon."

I mean, sloth would have a nice chill pad, but would def. want to get way in to depth on trying to convert you to astrology.  A home body if I ever knew one, meanwhile The Chamber is pretty much like the ultimate Aggieville companion.  He plays wingman (good with birds) and if it comes right down to it, he will take dudes to the pavement with you.

You get a few beers in that badger and he'd be trying to fight every frat guy in the ville.  Meanwhile, sloth is rolling another spliff, enjoying some obscure craft beer from Portland, and strumming a few notes from some band he heard at Bonaroo last summer.  Dude practically has roach clips for finger nails, so you know he gets down with the green stuff.

Have you ever smelled moldy laundry?  That's homeboy's scent.  Also, it would take 6 hours for him to roll a joint, get you a water, bust out the snacks.  You'd basically be caring for an invalid every time you swung by.  If you thought conversations with tree-beard were long and boring, wait til Sloth got a hold of you.  Always forgetting what he was calling to ask you about, long silences on the phone before ".........um.............never...........um........never?......................mind."

It would be like watching a moldy towlie on super slo-mo.  I prefer Ronnie.  GTL?  Barber shop?  Bamboo?  Sign me up.

without mongoose, go ahead and sign yourself up for an awful cobra problem at too...

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.austinprobe.com%2Fimages%2Fcobra-mongoose.jpg&hash=b7242c65d857c0cb74a4fb86f008eec5073fd46d)

pic of mongoose throwing down in India.
Title: Re: Best animal
Post by: BigCat on February 10, 2010, 12:02:50 AM
lol sloths obviously ripe for comedy when being viewed by frat boys on vacation

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pqio2G_Ra6g

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKaqgupLdlw
Title: Re: Best animal
Post by: SuperG on February 10, 2010, 12:45:42 AM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.sugar-glider.fr%2Favatar_sugar-glider.jpg&hash=7b78a027ed7948cd2a189ee5bd5e7c63bfaff436)

Sugar Glider - Best Animal!!!!
Title: Re: Best animal
Post by: steve dave on February 10, 2010, 07:27:44 AM
raccoon
Title: Re: Best animal
Post by: sys on February 10, 2010, 07:47:31 AM
for petting: dog
for eating: cow

snakes for most everything else.
Title: Re: Best animal
Post by: Saulbadguy on February 10, 2010, 07:50:25 AM
cat
Title: Re: Best animal
Post by: sys on February 10, 2010, 08:15:43 AM
almost forgot,

for cuteness: raccoon
Title: Re: Best animal
Post by: Jeffy on February 10, 2010, 08:23:18 AM
Either the Platypus or the Poison Dart Frog.

Title: Re: Best animal
Post by: sys on February 10, 2010, 08:51:07 AM
saw a short documentary thing recently that featured a raccoon dog that got in a fight with a raccoon.  the fight was in germany.
Title: Re: Best animal
Post by: steve dave on February 10, 2010, 08:53:25 AM
saw a short documentary thing recently that featured a raccoon dog that got in a fight with a raccoon.  the fight was in germany.

raccoon dogs look remarkebly like raccoons in the face.  Curious what the advantages of the fur pattern are to have caused (earmuffs jeffy) evolution to make them end up like that.
Title: Re: Best animal
Post by: WildcatNkilt on February 10, 2010, 08:56:45 AM
I'm on board with the penguin.  I've always wanted one, and you don't have to worry about them flying away on ya.  They dress to impress.
Title: Re: Best animal
Post by: _33 on February 10, 2010, 09:08:27 AM
I'm on board with the penguin.  I've always wanted one, and you don't have to worry about them flying away on ya.  They dress to impress.

Yeah, I don't need my pet making me feel like a slob.  Penguins are so smug.
Title: Re: Best animal
Post by: asava on February 10, 2010, 09:11:49 AM
just throwin this out there... the wolverine.
Title: Re: Best animal
Post by: Pete on February 10, 2010, 09:20:45 AM
A lot of stupid rough ridin' posts in this thread. 

The best animal is the blue whale.  They are the largest animal on earth (don’t give me that crap about “dinosaurs,” because they are mythical like gnomes, trolls, and eskimos).  In a pinch, they can live on land.  Also, they can hold their breath longer than anyone I have ever met.  AND, they eat shrimp.  Shrimp are delicious, though I admit that raw shrimp are gross.
Title: Re: Best animal
Post by: pissclams on February 10, 2010, 09:22:55 AM
http://www.ksufans.com/forums/index.php?topic=26947.0
Title: Re: Best animal
Post by: SleepFighter on February 10, 2010, 09:25:50 AM
fly

Get to fly.  You can live anywhere in the world, and live in wonderful conditions due to human provided HVAC.  Also, unlimited eavesdropping potential.
Title: Re: Best animal
Post by: PandaXpanda on February 10, 2010, 09:36:30 AM
Serval.

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi8.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fa24%2FTallulah550%2FWild%2520Cats%2Fkitten-1.jpg&hash=bb089587ea73ccbc5f4ca22448d2025da4aadaa7)
Title: Re: Best animal
Post by: WildcatNkilt on February 10, 2010, 09:43:08 AM
fly

Get to fly.  You can live anywhere in the world, and live in wonderful conditions due to human provided HVAC.  Also, unlimited eavesdropping potential.

And you live for what...... 2 weeks?
Title: Re: Best animal
Post by: _33 on February 10, 2010, 09:46:50 AM
fly

Get to fly.  You can live anywhere in the world, and live in wonderful conditions due to human provided HVAC.  Also, unlimited eavesdropping potential.

And you live for what...... 2 weeks?

Seriously, you choose a fly because it can fly?  Ever heard of a dragon?
Title: Re: Best animal
Post by: WildcatNkilt on February 10, 2010, 09:53:07 AM
fly

Get to fly.  You can live anywhere in the world, and live in wonderful conditions due to human provided HVAC.  Also, unlimited eavesdropping potential.

And you live for what...... 2 weeks?

Seriously, you choose a fly because it can fly?  Ever heard of a dragon?

Hummingbird.  That crap can hover.
Title: Re: Best animal
Post by: Johnny Wichita on February 10, 2010, 09:58:00 AM
fly

Get to fly.  You can live anywhere in the world, and live in wonderful conditions due to human provided HVAC.  Also, unlimited eavesdropping potential.

And you live for what...... 2 weeks?

Seriously, you choose a fly because it can fly?  Ever heard of a dragon?

Hummingbird.  That crap can hover.

If I was a humingbird I would spend all day worrying about diabetes. 
Title: Re: Best animal
Post by: KITNfury on February 10, 2010, 09:58:21 AM
"The badger's ferocious reputation reflects its tendency to attack animals larger than itself; it is seldom preyed upon."

I mean, sloth would have a nice chill pad, but would def. want to get way in to depth on trying to convert you to astrology.  A home body if I ever knew one, meanwhile The Chamber is pretty much like the ultimate Aggieville companion.  He plays wingman (good with birds) and if it comes right down to it, he will take dudes to the pavement with you.

You get a few beers in that badger and he'd be trying to fight every frat guy in the ville.  Meanwhile, sloth is rolling another spliff, enjoying some obscure craft beer from Portland, and strumming a few notes from some band he heard at Bonaroo last summer.  Dude practically has roach clips for finger nails, so you know he gets down with the green stuff.

Have you ever smelled moldy laundry?  That's homeboy's scent.  Also, it would take 6 hours for him to roll a joint, get you a water, bust out the snacks.  You'd basically be caring for an invalid every time you swung by.  If you thought conversations with tree-beard were long and boring, wait til Sloth got a hold of you.  Always forgetting what he was calling to ask you about, long silences on the phone before ".........um.............never...........um........never?......................mind."

It would be like watching a moldy towlie on super slo-mo.  I prefer Ronnie.  GTL?  Barber shop?  Bamboo?  Sign me up.

without mongoose, go ahead and sign yourself up for an awful cobra problem at too...

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.austinprobe.com%2Fimages%2Fcobra-mongoose.jpg&hash=b7242c65d857c0cb74a4fb86f008eec5073fd46d)

pic of mongoose throwing down in India.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgOXfMKFhy8 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgOXfMKFhy8)
Title: Re: Best animal
Post by: steve dave on February 10, 2010, 09:59:32 AM
harrier jet
Title: Re: Best animal
Post by: Pete on February 10, 2010, 10:08:07 AM
fly

Get to fly.  You can live anywhere in the world, and live in wonderful conditions due to human provided HVAC.  Also, unlimited eavesdropping potential.

And you live for what...... 2 weeks?

Seriously, you choose a fly because it can fly?  Ever heard of a dragon?

Hummingbird.  That crap can hover.

If I was a humingbird I would spend all day worrying about diabetes. 

Never thought about that....HUGE point.  That's horrifying.
Title: Re: Best animal
Post by: SleepFighter on February 10, 2010, 10:11:14 AM
fly

Get to fly.  You can live anywhere in the world, and live in wonderful conditions due to human provided HVAC.  Also, unlimited eavesdropping potential.

And you live for what...... 2 weeks?

Better to burn out, then fade away.
Title: Re: Best animal
Post by: SleepFighter on February 10, 2010, 10:12:10 AM
fly

Get to fly.  You can live anywhere in the world, and live in wonderful conditions due to human provided HVAC.  Also, unlimited eavesdropping potential.

And you live for what...... 2 weeks?

Seriously, you choose a fly because it can fly?  Ever heard of a dragon?

What and live in a cold cave, or a mega-hot volcano?  GMAFB

Plus, a fly can land upside down.  UPSIDE DOWN!!
Title: Re: Best animal
Post by: Dugout DickStone on February 10, 2010, 10:16:05 AM
fly

Get to fly.  You can live anywhere in the world, and live in wonderful conditions due to human provided HVAC.  Also, unlimited eavesdropping potential.

And you live for what...... 2 weeks?

Better to burn out, then fade away.

Do you know what a fly's diet generally consists of?

Title: Re: Best animal
Post by: PandaXpanda on February 10, 2010, 10:18:59 AM
fly

Get to fly.  You can live anywhere in the world, and live in wonderful conditions due to human provided HVAC.  Also, unlimited eavesdropping potential.

And you live for what...... 2 weeks?

Seriously, you choose a fly because it can fly?  Ever heard of a dragon?

What and live in a cold cave, or a mega-hot volcano?  GMAFB

Plus, a fly can land upside down.  UPSIDE DOWN!!

Dude, this is a rough ridin' terrible idea.  You need to accept this and move on.
Title: Re: Best animal
Post by: WildcatNkilt on February 10, 2010, 10:20:04 AM
fly

Get to fly.  You can live anywhere in the world, and live in wonderful conditions due to human provided HVAC.  Also, unlimited eavesdropping potential.

And you live for what...... 2 weeks?

Better to burn out, then fade away.

Do you know what a fly's diet generally consists of?



Have to be a little white grub before you can be a fly.
Title: Re: Best animal
Post by: Pete on February 10, 2010, 10:20:57 AM
fly

Get to fly.  You can live anywhere in the world, and live in wonderful conditions due to human provided HVAC.  Also, unlimited eavesdropping potential.

And you live for what...... 2 weeks?

Seriously, you choose a fly because it can fly?  Ever heard of a dragon?

What and live in a cold cave, or a mega-hot volcano?  GMAFB

Plus, a fly can land upside down.  UPSIDE DOWN!!

Dude, this is a fracking terrible idea.  You need to accept this and move on.

Yep.  This reminds me of the Garth Brooks song, "Unanswered Prayers."  Sure, you think you want to be a fly, but you should be thankful you aren't, bro.
Title: Re: Best animal
Post by: WillieWatanabe on February 10, 2010, 10:23:07 AM
changed mine...rabbit.

You get to eff all the time...
Title: Re: Best animal
Post by: Stupid Fitz on February 10, 2010, 10:26:59 AM
Was thinking rabbit, but my dog hates them so they must suck. Prob go with polar bear. Their lives pretty much suck but they are adorable.
Title: Re: Best animal
Post by: sys on February 10, 2010, 10:35:03 AM
hey you dumbass hayseeds.  this is a best animal to have thread.  you can watch it, snuggle w. it, eat it, laugh @ it, eff it or use it to wipe your ass.  but you can't rough ridin' be it.  that's a different thread that you'll prob find on some asian gamer board.
Title: Re: Best animal
Post by: SleepFighter on February 10, 2010, 10:42:16 AM
hey you dumbass hayseeds.  this is a best animal to have thread.  you can watch it, snuggle w. it, eat it, laugh @ it, shazbot! it or use it to wipe your ass.  but you can't fracking be it.  that's a different thread that you'll prob find on some asian gamer board.

Pfffft

Like anyone would want to do any of those things to/with a racoon.
Title: Re: Best animal
Post by: steve dave on February 10, 2010, 10:43:01 AM
hey you dumbass hayseeds.  this is a best animal to have thread.  you can watch it, snuggle w. it, eat it, laugh @ it, eff it or use it to wipe your ass.  but you can't rough ridin' be it.  that's a different thread that you'll prob find on some asian gamer board.

pfftt
Title: Re: Best animal
Post by: sys on February 10, 2010, 10:46:15 AM
Like anyone would want to do any of those things to/with a racoon.

 :shy:
Title: Re: Best animal
Post by: PandaXpanda on February 10, 2010, 10:56:37 AM
fly

Get to fly.  You can live anywhere in the world, and live in wonderful conditions due to human provided HVAC.  Also, unlimited eavesdropping potential.

And you live for what...... 2 weeks?

Seriously, you choose a fly because it can fly?  Ever heard of a dragon?

What and live in a cold cave, or a mega-hot volcano?  GMAFB

Plus, a fly can land upside down.  UPSIDE DOWN!!

Dude, this is a fracking terrible idea.  You need to accept this and move on.

Yep.  This reminds me of the Garth Brooks song, "Unanswered Prayers."  Sure, you think you want to be a fly, but you should be thankful you aren't, bro.

Just ask Jeff Goldblum how it worked out for him...
Title: Re: Best animal
Post by: SleepFighter on February 10, 2010, 10:59:15 AM
fly

Get to fly.  You can live anywhere in the world, and live in wonderful conditions due to human provided HVAC.  Also, unlimited eavesdropping potential.

And you live for what...... 2 weeks?

Seriously, you choose a fly because it can fly?  Ever heard of a dragon?

What and live in a cold cave, or a mega-hot volcano?  GMAFB

Plus, a fly can land upside down.  UPSIDE DOWN!!

Dude, this is a fracking terrible idea.  You need to accept this and move on.

Yep.  This reminds me of the Garth Brooks song, "Unanswered Prayers."  Sure, you think you want to be a fly, but you should be thankful you aren't, bro.

Just ask Jeff Goldblum how it worked out for him...

The problem wasn't being a fly, the problem was being a freaky mutant.  He couldn't even fly.  I mean what's the point of being a fly if you can't fly, and land upside down, and eavesdrop and stuff?
Title: Re: Best animal
Post by: ArchE_Cat on February 10, 2010, 11:00:23 AM
Proboscis monkey...

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fthewebsiteofeverything.com%2Fimg%2Fproboscis_monkey.jpg&hash=bde4aae050da107e646af5f2e8dec45e45aa633f)


Pssssssst.....that monkey is a fracking drunk, dude.

I knew that monkey reminded me of Bob Huggins!
Title: Re: Best animal
Post by: Dugout DickStone on February 10, 2010, 11:02:21 AM
Most animals can eavesdrop, if that is your criteria.  I know when I am planning to do all sorts of secrety stuff like steal websites/emoticons, I don't worry about the rough ridin' dog that just strolled into the room and sat down.
Title: Re: Best animal
Post by: SleepFighter on February 10, 2010, 11:03:38 AM
Most animals can eavesdrop, if that is your criteria.  I know when I am planning to do all sorts of secrety stuff like steal websites/emoticons, I don't worry about the fracking dog that just strolled into the room and sat down.

Do you know where most dogs drink their water from?
Title: Re: Best animal
Post by: Pete on February 10, 2010, 11:04:26 AM
Most animals can eavesdrop, if that is your criteria.  I know when I am planning to do all sorts of secrety stuff like steal websites/emoticons, I don't worry about the fracking dog that just strolled into the room and sat down.

Do you know where most dogs drink their water from?

Expertly calmed waters? :dunno:
Title: Re: Best animal
Post by: Dugout DickStone on February 10, 2010, 11:13:49 AM
Most animals can eavesdrop, if that is your criteria.  I know when I am planning to do all sorts of secrety stuff like steal websites/emoticons, I don't worry about the fracking dog that just strolled into the room and sat down.

Do you know where most dogs drink their water from?

Didn't say I wanted to be a goddam dog, just pointing out that a dog can probably eavesdrop as good as, if not better than, a motherf--king fly.
Title: Re: Best animal
Post by: SleepFighter on February 10, 2010, 11:15:46 AM
Most animals can eavesdrop, if that is your criteria.  I know when I am planning to do all sorts of secrety stuff like steal websites/emoticons, I don't worry about the fracking dog that just strolled into the room and sat down.

Do you know where most dogs drink their water from?

Didn't say I wanted to be a goddam dog, just pointing out that a dog can probably eavesdrop as good as, if not better than, a motherf--king fly.

pfffftt 

VLAEDIQ

Ever seen a dog in a big timey business meeting?  Of course not.  There's a reason no one's ever said, "I'd like to be a dog on the wall."
Title: Re: Best animal
Post by: sys on February 10, 2010, 11:21:02 AM
Didn't say I wanted to be a goddam dog.

:handsclapping: (ouhoops)
Title: Re: Best animal
Post by: Perry on February 11, 2010, 04:50:32 AM
Hard to argue with raccoon for best to have :dunno:

For just looking at, I'd like a red-eyed tree frog (rain forest cafe mascot). They just chill in their terrarium and look awesome and eat crickets 'n crap. They dont really have to do anything but be in a spot where you can see them and how cool they are.
Title: Re: Best animal
Post by: Ghost of Stan Parrish on February 11, 2010, 11:26:08 AM
Manimal!  Best of all worlds, IMO.  If I couldn't be him, then I'd at least choose him as my friend.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVQoHc-KHf4&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVQoHc-KHf4&feature=related)
Title: Re: Best animal
Post by: michigancat on February 11, 2010, 11:30:17 AM
penguin.  watch Madagascar/Madagascar 2/Happy Feet/Surf's Up if you don't believe me.
Title: Re: Best animal
Post by: Fldermaus on February 11, 2010, 12:37:12 PM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi223.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fdd296%2Fcalliekimburu%2Fanteater2.jpg&hash=9ec9e51bea6146b26b5ed6275ccb01b0dff3e69d)
Title: Re: Best animal
Post by: BigCat on February 11, 2010, 02:24:28 PM
Poison Fart Dog.

 :ohno:
Title: Re: Best animal
Post by: LinuxHuskerSometimesBasketballCat on February 11, 2010, 02:31:55 PM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.therealfoodworld.com%2Fcatalog%2Fimages%2Ftbone.jpg&hash=3125f1d3f713a1b67ba4303eacf5ceac5822fe50) Nuff Said.
Title: Re: Best animal
Post by: BigCat on February 11, 2010, 02:36:49 PM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi223.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fdd296%2Fcalliekimburu%2Fanteater2.jpg&hash=9ec9e51bea6146b26b5ed6275ccb01b0dff3e69d)

lol

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.nextgg.com%2Fwallpapers%2Fmain.php%2Fd%2F3854-1%2Ffunny-pictures-angry-sloth.jpg&hash=15e6a15dabfea24de931896a43a0534bffe6b4f4)
Title: Re: Best animal
Post by: pissclams on June 02, 2013, 04:28:43 PM
http://twentytwowords.com/2013/05/31/bald-raccoons-are-as-creepy-as-youd-imagine-3-pictures/
Title: Re: Best animal
Post by: Asteriskhead on June 02, 2013, 04:49:50 PM
grizzly bear
Title: Re: Best animal
Post by: sys on June 02, 2013, 05:02:04 PM
http://twentytwowords.com/2013/05/31/bald-raccoons-are-as-creepy-as-youd-imagine-3-pictures/

holy crap.
Title: Re: Re: Best animal
Post by: SdK on June 02, 2013, 05:40:49 PM
http://twentytwowords.com/2013/05/31/bald-raccoons-are-as-creepy-as-youd-imagine-3-pictures/

:sdeek: only fitting