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Title: White Guy Joe Goll To Rap @ Funk Bus Saturday
Post by: SkinnyBenny on November 04, 2010, 02:44:28 PM
If anyone cares to watch a white guy spit kinda bad rhymes and be way too into himself but still get way more tang than any of us, here's the info from the facebook invite:

‘Member how Mike Tyson was in jail for a while but then got out and came back to boxing and sent shockwaves through the sports world all over again by biting Evander Holyfield’s ear off?

Joe Goll is Tyson (without the rape conviction or the incredible Nintendo game) and we’re all Evander Holyfield. He blew in last year before A&M just long enough to knock your socks off, he left the Funk Bus world for a while, and now he’s back.

So come to the Funk Bus Saturday @ 5:30 before we (once again) suckerpunch Bevo in the grundle...and get your ear (metaphorically) bitten off by Joe Goll’s razor sharp RHYMES. So carpe diem, thugs! You won’t get another opportunity like this until at least next year.

Welcome to Manhattan, where we don’t play.

Cordially yours,
The Funk Bus Crew

P. S. Might be smart to come packing Horace Grant goggles, because we do expect women to throw their bras, and we will not be held liable if you get your eye poked out by some lady nipples that are crazy hard from those rhymes.  


Map:

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Title: Re: White Guy Joe Goll To Rap @ Funk Bus Saturday
Post by: EllToPay on November 04, 2010, 02:48:21 PM
omg
Title: Re: White Guy Joe Goll To Rap @ Funk Bus Saturday
Post by: EMAWmeister on November 04, 2010, 03:01:44 PM
Joe Goll: worst thing to happen to MHK since that tornado.
Title: Re: White Guy Joe Goll To Rap @ Funk Bus Saturday
Post by: SkinnyBenny on November 04, 2010, 03:14:27 PM
You're not far off, but I think you're forgetting about Cunty Stampede.
Title: Re: White Guy Joe Goll To Rap @ Funk Bus Saturday
Post by: Scary Smart on November 04, 2010, 04:02:26 PM
Let the haters keep hating, Joe. I'll be there.
Title: Re: White Guy Joe Goll To Rap @ Funk Bus Saturday
Post by: pissclams on November 04, 2010, 05:59:59 PM
i'm intrigued by the goll, skinnybenny, felix rex, kat kid, other random MHK'rs, funk buss crew, catmatt, trustdust, etc, connection.  can someone provide me a map?

no offense to any of you retards but it all seems kinda weird.
Title: Re: White Guy Joe Goll To Rap @ Funk Bus Saturday
Post by: SkinnyBenny on November 04, 2010, 06:21:32 PM
Grumblings that SkinBen and KK may have a connection as former MHSIhndzz tennis practice buddies...

 :surprised:
Title: Re: White Guy Joe Goll To Rap @ Funk Bus Saturday
Post by: pissclams on November 04, 2010, 07:21:51 PM
That is map
Title: Re: White Guy Joe Goll To Rap @ Funk Bus Saturday
Post by: Kat Kid on November 04, 2010, 07:32:39 PM
Grumblings that SkinBen and KK may have a connection as former MHSIhndzz tennis practice buddies...

 :surprised:

yes.
Title: Re: White Guy Joe Goll To Rap @ Funk Bus Saturday
Post by: raquetcat on November 04, 2010, 07:36:34 PM
Grumblings that SkinBen and KK may have a connection as former MHSIhndzz tennis practice buddies...

 :surprised:

yes.

 :peek:

looks like he's got some new hits   http://www.myspace.com/theofficialjoegoll
Title: Re: White Guy Joe Goll To Rap @ Funk Bus Saturday
Post by: TrustTheDust on November 05, 2010, 09:00:48 AM
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Haters gonna hate.
http://tinyurl.com/2aa5tp4 (http://tinyurl.com/2aa5tp4)
Title: Re: White Guy Joe Goll To Rap @ Funk Bus Saturday
Post by: SkinnyBenny on November 05, 2010, 09:08:28 AM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffarm5.static.flickr.com%2F4091%2F5142232659_858fceb142.jpg&hash=a57152ee6967bbaaedc6a8948a7fd2ddbffc5a61)
Haters gonna hate.
http://tinyurl.com/2aa5tp4 (http://tinyurl.com/2aa5tp4)

That flier:   :love:
Title: Re: White Guy Joe Goll To Rap @ Funk Bus Saturday
Post by: "storm"nut on November 05, 2010, 09:10:47 AM
Joe Goll: worst thing to happen to MHK since that tornado.

Not too worried RCPD arrest rappers faster than handing out MIP tickets at a frat party. He will not last long.
Title: Re: White Guy Joe Goll To Rap @ Funk Bus Saturday
Post by: Kat Kid on November 05, 2010, 09:31:34 AM
Just got reeled in to going to the game. :horrorsurprise:
Title: Re: White Guy Joe Goll To Rap @ Funk Bus Saturday
Post by: PandaXpanda on November 05, 2010, 09:35:01 AM
this sounds pretty elite. i wish it would have been last week. pxp may or may not have been at the tailgate next to the funkbus for a while last week.  :surprised:
Title: Re: White Guy Joe Goll To Rap @ Funk Bus Saturday
Post by: TrustTheDust on November 05, 2010, 09:38:18 AM
this sounds pretty elite. i wish it would have been last week. pxp may or may not have been at the tailgate next to the funkbus for a while last week.  :surprised:

Not elite, anyone is welcome. Except for KK, he has a tendency to pee on things.
Title: Re: White Guy Joe Goll To Rap @ Funk Bus Saturday
Post by: SkinnyBenny on November 05, 2010, 09:44:49 AM
this sounds pretty elite. i wish it would have been last week. pxp may or may not have been at the tailgate next to the funkbus for a while last week.  :surprised:

 :horrorsurprise: :horrorsurprise: :horrorsurprise:
Title: Re: White Guy Joe Goll To Rap @ Funk Bus Saturday
Post by: Kat Kid on November 05, 2010, 09:46:23 AM
Prejudicial.  I will attend; the event and to my bladder's needs in an approptiate and timely fashion.
Title: Re: White Guy Joe Goll To Rap @ Funk Bus Saturday
Post by: PandaXpanda on November 05, 2010, 09:49:58 AM
this sounds pretty elite. i wish it would have been last week. pxp may or may not have been at the tailgate next to the funkbus for a while last week.  :surprised:

 :horrorsurprise: :horrorsurprise: :horrorsurprise:

yeah, around 9:45ish, i was drunk. we crashed, we ate, we left.
Title: Re: White Guy Joe Goll To Rap @ Funk Bus Saturday
Post by: EMAWmeister on November 05, 2010, 09:57:31 AM
Joe Goll: worst thing to happen to MHK since that tornado.

Not too worried RCPD arrest rappers faster than handing out MIP tickets at a frat party. He will not last long.

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