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Title: Would you rather......
Post by: travis_canbys_empty_hair_ on October 31, 2010, 08:51:42 PM
Would you rather lose both arms and both legs, or lose your penis?
Title: Re: Would you rather......
Post by: travis_canbys_empty_hair_ on October 31, 2010, 08:52:58 PM
and why
Title: Re: Would you rather......
Post by: DQ12 on October 31, 2010, 08:59:55 PM
I'd rather lose my penis.  It's not like it's going to get any use if you're just wobbling your way through life anyways.
Title: Re: Would you rather......
Post by: Joker on October 31, 2010, 09:14:30 PM
I'd rather lose my penis.  It's not like it's going to get any use if you're just wobbling your way through life anyways.

Agreed.  Wouldn't even be able to whack off.
Title: Re: Would you rather......
Post by: Dirty Sanchez on October 31, 2010, 09:33:49 PM
I'd rather lose my penis.  It's not like it's going to get any use if you're just wobbling your way through life anyways.

Agreed.  Wouldn't even be able to whack off.

You could hump knotholes in the floorboards.
Title: Re: Would you rather......
Post by: wetwillie on October 31, 2010, 09:37:40 PM
penis,  id like to think the technology will exist in our life time to generate lifelike appendages that work as well as the real thing.  If you lost both arms and legs you would have four fakes instead of just one.
Title: Re: Would you rather......
Post by: KSU176 on October 31, 2010, 09:54:28 PM
I'd rather lose my penis.  It's not like it's going to get any use if you're just wobbling your way through life anyways.
My thoughts exactly.  Although, I suppose there are freaky chicks out there into guys with just a head and torso.
Title: Re: Would you rather......
Post by: Benja on November 01, 2010, 02:17:37 AM
Would you rather bang your girlfriend with your mom's face and voice but your girlfriends body, or your girlfriends face and voice but your mom's body?
Title: Re: Would you rather......
Post by: kitten_mittons on November 01, 2010, 06:24:11 AM
Mom's face and voice w/ hot body.  I've mumped girls without looking at their faces before, and I rarely listen to women, anyways.
Title: Re: Would you rather......
Post by: steve dave on November 01, 2010, 07:23:56 AM
This question is Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!)
Title: Re: Would you rather......
Post by: bakerman on November 01, 2010, 09:59:27 AM
I'd rather lose my penis.  It's not like it's going to get any use if you're just wobbling your way through life anyways.
My thoughts exactly.  Although, I suppose there are freaky chicks out there into guys with just a head and torso.

This dude gets all sorts of play!

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Title: Re: Would you rather......
Post by: TBL on November 01, 2010, 11:32:43 AM
That's what gags and doggie style is for.
Title: Re: Would you rather......
Post by: Benja on November 01, 2010, 11:47:14 AM
Take a giant swig out of somebody's chew spit cup that's a day old and lukewarm

OR

Bo Pelini spits his gum directly into your mouth after a game and you have to chew for 15 seconds
Title: Re: Would you rather......
Post by: stunz on November 01, 2010, 01:35:17 PM
id replace my penis with one of my fingers.  probably pinky :cry:
Title: Re: Would you rather......
Post by: Dugout DickStone on November 01, 2010, 04:40:37 PM
With no dong to control you I bet your productivity would increase.
Title: Re: Would you rather......
Post by: jtksu on November 01, 2010, 05:35:18 PM
With no arms or legs, wouldn't you just mash the hell out of your junk anyway? 
Title: Re: Would you rather......
Post by: KSUTOMMY on November 01, 2010, 05:38:23 PM
id replace my penis with one of my fingers.  probably pinky :cry:

Would it be an upgrade?
Title: Re: Would you rather......
Post by: _33 on November 01, 2010, 06:08:57 PM
Would you rather...

be incredibly rich and successful

OR

be incredibly good looking and rich and successful?
Title: Re: Would you rather......
Post by: Benja on November 01, 2010, 06:11:39 PM
OR

good-looking, rich and successful, with an incredibly huge dong
Title: Re: Would you rather......
Post by: Trim on November 20, 2010, 10:32:34 AM
A college neighbor came in our apartment one morning looking all out of it.  We asked him what was up.  After some prodding, he says something to the effect of "So, hypothetically, would you rather have sex with a super, like super hot chick, who's just barely dead, but still kind of warm OR an average looking girl who's alive?".  We tell him probably the alive chick but ask more importantly what brought this up.  He never really explains himself but goes on and on about why we should pick the dead chick. 

So the answer is the dead chick because she's that f'n hot, and I'm pretty sure our neighbor broke into a science lab or a funeral home or something and had sex with a corpse.
Title: Re: Would you rather......
Post by: Pexikan on November 20, 2010, 11:41:38 AM
A college neighbor came in our apartment one morning looking all out of it.  We asked him what was up.  After some prodding, he says something to the effect of "So, hypothetically, would you rather have sex with a super, like super hot chick, who's just barely dead, but still kind of warm OR an average looking girl who's alive?".  We tell him probably the alive chick but ask more importantly what brought this up.  He never really explains himself but goes on and on about why we should pick the dead chick. 

So the answer is the dead chick because she's that f'n hot, and I'm pretty sure our neighbor broke into a science lab or a funeral home or something and had sex with a corpse.

 :horrorsurprise:
Title: Re: Would you rather......
Post by: Benja on November 20, 2010, 05:06:02 PM
A college neighbor came in our apartment one morning looking all out of it.  We asked him what was up.  After some prodding, he says something to the effect of "So, hypothetically, would you rather have sex with a super, like super hot chick, who's just barely dead, but still kind of warm OR an average looking girl who's alive?".  We tell him probably the alive chick but ask more importantly what brought this up.  He never really explains himself but goes on and on about why we should pick the dead chick. 

So the answer is the dead chick because she's that f'n hot, and I'm pretty sure our neighbor broke into a science lab or a funeral home or something and had sex with a corpse.

Great story.
Title: Re: Would you rather......
Post by: Lamesauce on November 21, 2010, 09:28:52 AM
Would you rather have:

Penis-sized nipples
 
OR

Nipple sized penis?
Title: Re: Would you rather......
Post by: Sugar Dick on November 21, 2010, 11:31:36 AM
Would you rather lose both arms and both legs, or lose your penis?

What do you call a guy named bob?
Title: Re: Would you rather......
Post by: ben ji on November 21, 2010, 12:09:15 PM
What do you call a guy with no arms and legs laying on a hardwood floor?

Mat

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs hiding in a leaf pile?

Russel

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs floating in the ocean?

Bob

Title: Re: Would you rather......
Post by: KSU_foo on November 21, 2010, 01:02:23 PM
What do you call a guy with no arms and legs laying on a hardwood floor?

Mat

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs hiding in a leaf pile?

Russel

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs floating in the ocean?

Bob



What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and hangs on the wall?

Art
Title: Re: Would you rather......
Post by: CrushNasty on November 21, 2010, 01:08:37 PM
A college neighbor came in our apartment one morning looking all out of it.  We asked him what was up.  After some prodding, he says something to the effect of "So, hypothetically, would you rather have sex with a super, like super hot chick, who's just barely dead, but still kind of warm OR an average looking girl who's alive?".  We tell him probably the alive chick but ask more importantly what brought this up.  He never really explains himself but goes on and on about why we should pick the dead chick. 

So the answer is the dead chick because she's that f'n hot, and I'm pretty sure our neighbor broke into a science lab or a funeral home or something and had sex with a corpse.

I think I used to live around you in college.


 :surprised:
Title: Re: Would you rather......
Post by: Trim on November 21, 2010, 01:21:31 PM
A college neighbor came in our apartment one morning looking all out of it.  We asked him what was up.  After some prodding, he says something to the effect of "So, hypothetically, would you rather have sex with a super, like super hot chick, who's just barely dead, but still kind of warm OR an average looking girl who's alive?".  We tell him probably the alive chick but ask more importantly what brought this up.  He never really explains himself but goes on and on about why we should pick the dead chick. 

So the answer is the dead chick because she's that f'n hot, and I'm pretty sure our neighbor broke into a science lab or a funeral home or something and had sex with a corpse.

I think I used to live around you in college.


 :surprised:

Rock?
Title: Re: Would you rather......
Post by: CrushNasty on November 21, 2010, 01:54:32 PM
Rock?

No. I was just playing. I didn't eff any dead chicks.  Nor did any my neighbors (that I know of).
Title: Re: Would you rather......
Post by: Matt Siebrant's Left Hand on November 24, 2010, 03:06:58 AM
Q: Would you rather help a friend out (Dlew12) from the police or continue to  :drink: at Pizza Bar in PNL ?
P.S. eff YOU DLEW12 my eye still burns from the pepper spray.
Title: Re: Would you rather......
Post by: KSU_foo on November 24, 2010, 07:59:59 AM
Q: Would you rather help a friend out (Dlew12) from the police or continue to  :drink: at Pizza Bar in PNL ?
P.S. eff YOU DLEW12 my eye still burns from the pepper spray.

  :horrorsurprise:

Details!
Title: Re: Would you rather......
Post by: Sugar Dick on November 24, 2010, 09:32:18 AM
What do you call a guy with no arms and legs laying on a hardwood floor?

Mat

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs hiding in a leaf pile?

Russel

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs floating in the ocean?

Bob



 :love:  Sugar Dick loves bad jokes!!!


What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No Eye Deer (get it no idear (hick way of saying idea))  :lol:


What do you call a deer with no legs????

still no eye deer  :lol:

Title: Re: Would you rather......
Post by: doom on November 24, 2010, 10:21:02 AM
I'd rather lose my penis.  It's not like it's going to get any use if you're just wobbling your way through life anyways.

Agreed.  Wouldn't even be able to whack off.

But if your lose your penis what good is your right arm?
Title: Re: Would you rather......
Post by: Matt Siebrant's Left Hand on December 02, 2010, 01:13:51 AM
Kiss a hawt girl or own a jetpack?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvauZAsWjwM&feature=player_embedded