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General Discussion => Essentially Flyertalk => Topic started by: travis_canbys_empty_hair_ on October 31, 2010, 08:51:42 PM
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Would you rather lose both arms and both legs, or lose your penis?
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and why
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I'd rather lose my penis. It's not like it's going to get any use if you're just wobbling your way through life anyways.
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I'd rather lose my penis. It's not like it's going to get any use if you're just wobbling your way through life anyways.
Agreed. Wouldn't even be able to whack off.
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I'd rather lose my penis. It's not like it's going to get any use if you're just wobbling your way through life anyways.
Agreed. Wouldn't even be able to whack off.
You could hump knotholes in the floorboards.
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penis, id like to think the technology will exist in our life time to generate lifelike appendages that work as well as the real thing. If you lost both arms and legs you would have four fakes instead of just one.
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I'd rather lose my penis. It's not like it's going to get any use if you're just wobbling your way through life anyways.
My thoughts exactly. Although, I suppose there are freaky chicks out there into guys with just a head and torso.
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Would you rather bang your girlfriend with your mom's face and voice but your girlfriends body, or your girlfriends face and voice but your mom's body?
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Mom's face and voice w/ hot body. I've mumped girls without looking at their faces before, and I rarely listen to women, anyways.
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This question is Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!)
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I'd rather lose my penis. It's not like it's going to get any use if you're just wobbling your way through life anyways.
My thoughts exactly. Although, I suppose there are freaky chicks out there into guys with just a head and torso.
This dude gets all sorts of play!
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That's what gags and doggie style is for.
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Take a giant swig out of somebody's chew spit cup that's a day old and lukewarm
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Bo Pelini spits his gum directly into your mouth after a game and you have to chew for 15 seconds
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id replace my penis with one of my fingers. probably pinky :cry:
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With no dong to control you I bet your productivity would increase.
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With no arms or legs, wouldn't you just mash the hell out of your junk anyway?
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id replace my penis with one of my fingers. probably pinky :cry:
Would it be an upgrade?
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Would you rather...
be incredibly rich and successful
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be incredibly good looking and rich and successful?
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OR
good-looking, rich and successful, with an incredibly huge dong
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A college neighbor came in our apartment one morning looking all out of it. We asked him what was up. After some prodding, he says something to the effect of "So, hypothetically, would you rather have sex with a super, like super hot chick, who's just barely dead, but still kind of warm OR an average looking girl who's alive?". We tell him probably the alive chick but ask more importantly what brought this up. He never really explains himself but goes on and on about why we should pick the dead chick.
So the answer is the dead chick because she's that f'n hot, and I'm pretty sure our neighbor broke into a science lab or a funeral home or something and had sex with a corpse.
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A college neighbor came in our apartment one morning looking all out of it. We asked him what was up. After some prodding, he says something to the effect of "So, hypothetically, would you rather have sex with a super, like super hot chick, who's just barely dead, but still kind of warm OR an average looking girl who's alive?". We tell him probably the alive chick but ask more importantly what brought this up. He never really explains himself but goes on and on about why we should pick the dead chick.
So the answer is the dead chick because she's that f'n hot, and I'm pretty sure our neighbor broke into a science lab or a funeral home or something and had sex with a corpse.
:horrorsurprise:
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A college neighbor came in our apartment one morning looking all out of it. We asked him what was up. After some prodding, he says something to the effect of "So, hypothetically, would you rather have sex with a super, like super hot chick, who's just barely dead, but still kind of warm OR an average looking girl who's alive?". We tell him probably the alive chick but ask more importantly what brought this up. He never really explains himself but goes on and on about why we should pick the dead chick.
So the answer is the dead chick because she's that f'n hot, and I'm pretty sure our neighbor broke into a science lab or a funeral home or something and had sex with a corpse.
Great story.
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Would you rather have:
Penis-sized nipples
OR
Nipple sized penis?
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Would you rather lose both arms and both legs, or lose your penis?
What do you call a guy named bob?
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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs laying on a hardwood floor?
Mat
What do you call a guy with no arms and legs hiding in a leaf pile?
Russel
What do you call a guy with no arms and legs floating in the ocean?
Bob
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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs laying on a hardwood floor?
Mat
What do you call a guy with no arms and legs hiding in a leaf pile?
Russel
What do you call a guy with no arms and legs floating in the ocean?
Bob
What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and hangs on the wall?
Art
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A college neighbor came in our apartment one morning looking all out of it. We asked him what was up. After some prodding, he says something to the effect of "So, hypothetically, would you rather have sex with a super, like super hot chick, who's just barely dead, but still kind of warm OR an average looking girl who's alive?". We tell him probably the alive chick but ask more importantly what brought this up. He never really explains himself but goes on and on about why we should pick the dead chick.
So the answer is the dead chick because she's that f'n hot, and I'm pretty sure our neighbor broke into a science lab or a funeral home or something and had sex with a corpse.
I think I used to live around you in college.
:surprised:
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A college neighbor came in our apartment one morning looking all out of it. We asked him what was up. After some prodding, he says something to the effect of "So, hypothetically, would you rather have sex with a super, like super hot chick, who's just barely dead, but still kind of warm OR an average looking girl who's alive?". We tell him probably the alive chick but ask more importantly what brought this up. He never really explains himself but goes on and on about why we should pick the dead chick.
So the answer is the dead chick because she's that f'n hot, and I'm pretty sure our neighbor broke into a science lab or a funeral home or something and had sex with a corpse.
I think I used to live around you in college.
:surprised:
Rock?
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Rock?
No. I was just playing. I didn't eff any dead chicks. Nor did any my neighbors (that I know of).
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Q: Would you rather help a friend out (Dlew12) from the police or continue to :drink: at Pizza Bar in PNL ?
P.S. eff YOU DLEW12 my eye still burns from the pepper spray.
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Q: Would you rather help a friend out (Dlew12) from the police or continue to :drink: at Pizza Bar in PNL ?
P.S. eff YOU DLEW12 my eye still burns from the pepper spray.
:horrorsurprise:
Details!
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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs laying on a hardwood floor?
Mat
What do you call a guy with no arms and legs hiding in a leaf pile?
Russel
What do you call a guy with no arms and legs floating in the ocean?
Bob
:love: Sugar Dick loves bad jokes!!!
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No Eye Deer (get it no idear (hick way of saying idea)) :lol:
What do you call a deer with no legs????
still no eye deer :lol:
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I'd rather lose my penis. It's not like it's going to get any use if you're just wobbling your way through life anyways.
Agreed. Wouldn't even be able to whack off.
But if your lose your penis what good is your right arm?
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Kiss a hawt girl or own a jetpack?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvauZAsWjwM&feature=player_embedded