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Title: goEMAW poster you'd most like to eat
Post by: JimmySnuka on October 25, 2010, 08:48:14 PM
A post in another thread got me wondering about this very normal, healthy and sane topic. So who's it gonna be? If this message board was stranded in the Alps, whose delicious BBSing fingers would be getting chewed off first?
Title: Re: goEMAW poster you'd most like to eat
Post by: Saulbadguy on October 25, 2010, 08:59:07 PM
I imagine Pete would be pretty well-marbled.
Title: Re: goEMAW poster you'd most like to eat
Post by: kitten_mittons on October 25, 2010, 09:03:26 PM
BOTC

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Title: Re: goEMAW poster you'd most like to eat
Post by: WillieWatanabe on October 25, 2010, 09:07:25 PM
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Title: Re: goEMAW poster you'd most like to eat
Post by: HeinBallz on October 25, 2010, 09:34:10 PM
you'd have to stick with someone that smells nice.   SD?   


 :popcorn: <---- me, but with little bits of SD instead of popcorn.

or this:  :ohno:  SD's perspective as I eat his fingers like an ear of corn.
Title: Re: goEMAW poster you'd most like to eat
Post by: kitten_mittons on October 25, 2010, 09:34:47 PM
BOTC

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:horrorsurprise:

Wait, is this poster you'd most like to eat, as in consume?  Or as in EAT?
Title: Re: goEMAW poster you'd most like to eat
Post by: JimmySnuka on October 25, 2010, 09:35:49 PM
For me, it's that MeatSauce d00d. His name makes him sound tasty, like some kind of stew.
Title: Re: goEMAW poster you'd most like to eat
Post by: Dirty Sanchez on October 25, 2010, 09:53:38 PM
Havs.  Tastes like chicken.
Title: Re: goEMAW poster you'd most like to eat
Post by: WillieWatanabe on October 25, 2010, 09:53:44 PM
BOTC

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:horrorsurprise:

Wait, is this poster you'd most like to eat, as in consume?  Or as in EAT?

I think we both know what you meant.
Title: Re: goEMAW poster you'd most like to eat
Post by: EMAWmeister on October 25, 2010, 11:13:58 PM
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Title: Re: goEMAW poster you'd most like to eat
Post by: kitten_mittons on October 26, 2010, 08:55:25 AM
BOTC

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:horrorsurprise:

Wait, is this poster you'd most like to eat, as in consume?  Or as in EAT?

I think we both know what you meant.

Oh, no, the answer is still the same, I just was wondering which question I was answering.
Title: Re: goEMAW poster you'd most like to eat
Post by: steve dave on October 26, 2010, 09:00:08 AM
This is a good thread idea outside of the creepos creepoing it up.  My answer?  chingon
Title: Re: goEMAW poster you'd most like to eat
Post by: felix rex on October 26, 2010, 09:14:06 AM
I would eat clams. Heavily salted. Garnished with cilantro.
Title: Re: goEMAW poster you'd most like to eat
Post by: john "teach me how to" dougie on October 26, 2010, 09:14:20 AM
I think Poet Warrior.

I imagine she would probably be sweet and tender, like her videos.
Title: Re: goEMAW poster you'd most like to eat
Post by: Poster formerly known as jthutch on October 26, 2010, 09:38:46 AM
I would probably have to eat myself, as the rest of you fatsos would probably kill me eating your disgusting flesh.  I would just have to eat my most expendable appendages first.
Title: Re: goEMAW poster you'd most like to eat
Post by: MeatSauce on October 26, 2010, 09:40:39 AM
For me, it's that MeatSauce d00d. His name makes him sound tasty, like some kind of stew.

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Title: Re: goEMAW poster you'd most like to eat
Post by: Jeffy on October 26, 2010, 10:04:44 AM
I don't know about eating, but using KK's arm bones as toothpicks and his skull as a post-dinner ash tray.
Title: Re: goEMAW poster you'd most like to eat
Post by: bubbles4ksu on October 26, 2010, 10:42:48 AM
I can guarantee every poster who knows tylerhughes would say him. They would say him if it were "Person in the world you would most like to eat."  

Great thread idea.
Title: Re: goEMAW poster you'd most like to eat
Post by: Pett on October 26, 2010, 10:47:09 AM
I think Poet Warrior.

I imagine she would probably be sweet and tender, like her videos.

:horrorsurprise:
Title: Re: goEMAW poster you'd most like to eat
Post by: bubbles4ksu on October 26, 2010, 10:52:38 AM
This board would be a lot better if we picked one poster each year to eat at a PAK. Maybe we could start at the first home conference bball game?
Title: Re: goEMAW poster you'd most like to eat
Post by: AppleJack on October 26, 2010, 10:52:44 AM
 :peek:
Title: Re: goEMAW poster you'd most like to eat
Post by: Jeffy on October 26, 2010, 10:58:30 AM
This board would be a lot better if we picked one poster each year to eat at a PAK. Maybe we could start at the first home conference bball game?

JMart?
Title: Re: goEMAW poster you'd most like to eat
Post by: Joker on October 26, 2010, 12:16:51 PM
Gonna have to stick with Mrs. Joker on this one.
Title: Re: goEMAW poster you'd most like to eat
Post by: bringonthecats on October 26, 2010, 12:28:45 PM
BOTC

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:horrorsurprise:

Wait, is this poster you'd most like to eat, as in consume?  Or as in EAT?

I think we both know what you meant.

Oh, no, the answer is still the same, I just was wondering which question I was answering.

fwiw i would :goodbyecruelworld: before letting anyone on goEMAW eat me.
Title: Re: goEMAW poster you'd most like to eat
Post by: CHONGS on October 26, 2010, 12:31:14 PM
weird thread

i didn't realize how many rough ridin' creeps post here
Title: Re: goEMAW poster you'd most like to eat
Post by: kitten_mittons on October 26, 2010, 12:37:04 PM
BOTC

 :users:

:horrorsurprise:

Wait, is this poster you'd most like to eat, as in consume?  Or as in EAT?

I think we both know what you meant.

Oh, no, the answer is still the same, I just was wondering which question I was answering.

fwiw i would :goodbyecruelworld: before letting anyone on goEMAW eat me.

lol, you already have!
Title: Re: goEMAW poster you'd most like to eat
Post by: bringonthecats on October 26, 2010, 12:38:54 PM
BOTC

 :users:

:horrorsurprise:

Wait, is this poster you'd most like to eat, as in consume?  Or as in EAT?

I think we both know what you meant.

Oh, no, the answer is still the same, I just was wondering which question I was answering.

fwiw i would :goodbyecruelworld: before letting anyone on goEMAW eat me.

lol, you already have!
perfect. no complaints.
Title: Re: goEMAW poster you'd most like to eat
Post by: WillieWatanabe on October 26, 2010, 12:41:05 PM
i would just like to set the record straight. I was not involved on the creepy side of this thread.
Title: Re: goEMAW poster you'd most like to eat
Post by: MrsJoker on October 26, 2010, 12:55:08 PM
Gonna have to stick with Mrs. Joker on this one.


:horrorsurprise:  NOT smart!!  :curse:
Title: Re: goEMAW poster you'd most like to eat
Post by: Jeffy on October 26, 2010, 01:08:09 PM
Gonna have to stick with Mrs. Joker on this one.


:horrorsurprise:  NOT smart!!  :curse:

 :bwpopcorn:
Title: Re: goEMAW poster you'd most like to eat
Post by: JimmySnuka on October 26, 2010, 03:15:25 PM
I try to start a simple, reality-based, normal, non-offensive thread about eating other human beings and people here turn it into a creep-fest.

You young people are crap. The future of cannibalism (and the world) is mumped.
Title: Re: goEMAW poster you'd most like to eat
Post by: bubbles4ksu on October 26, 2010, 04:39:09 PM
I try to start a simple, reality-based, normal, non-offensive thread about eating other human beings and people here turn it into a creep-fest.

You young people are crap. The future of cannibalism (and the world) is mumped.

Totally agree. It's like todays youth have never been really rough ridin' hungry. After my spring break '09 experience I don't walk into a room without deciding who I am going to eat when no one has the cash for Hunams.




Title: Re: goEMAW poster you'd most like to eat
Post by: Joker on October 26, 2010, 04:42:23 PM
I try to start a simple, reality-based, normal, non-offensive thread about eating other human beings and people here turn it into a creep-fest.

You young people are crap. The future of cannibalism (and the world) is mumped.

Maybe you should ask dax then.  You creepy old bastard. :cyclist:
Title: Re: goEMAW poster you'd most like to eat
Post by: JimmySnuka on October 26, 2010, 04:58:59 PM
I try to start a simple, reality-based, normal, non-offensive thread about eating other human beings and people here turn it into a creep-fest.

You young people are crap. The future of cannibalism (and the world) is mumped.

Maybe you should ask dax then.  You creepy old bastard. :cyclist:

Creepy? Hey, if planning to eat the flesh of bunch of strangers based on their BBS names is wrong, I don't want to be right.
Title: Re: goEMAW poster you'd most like to eat
Post by: Winters on October 26, 2010, 07:34:16 PM
Havs.  Tastes like chicken.
Title: Re: goEMAW poster you'd most like to eat
Post by: Jeffy on October 26, 2010, 08:52:02 PM
weird thread

i didn't realize how many rough ridin' creeps post here

You probably taste like beets, don't you?
Title: Re: goEMAW poster you'd most like to eat
Post by: TBL on October 26, 2010, 08:57:29 PM
weird thread

i didn't realize how many rough ridin' creeps post here


I think that's me. (Check my mod appointed designation --- Thanks to whatever mod did that   :curse: )
Title: Re: goEMAW poster you'd most like to eat
Post by: Trim on October 26, 2010, 09:05:19 PM
BigCat.  It'd be like a buffet.
Title: Re: goEMAW poster you'd most like to eat
Post by: Dirty Sanchez on October 26, 2010, 09:21:29 PM
What does weasel taste like?  Cuz if its good I wouldn't mind roasting a leg of BSAC.
Title: Re: goEMAW poster you'd most like to eat
Post by: ChiComCat on October 26, 2010, 09:29:20 PM
What does weasel taste like?  Cuz if its good I wouldn't mind roasting a leg of BSAC.

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Title: Re: goEMAW poster you'd most like to eat
Post by: DQ12 on October 26, 2010, 09:37:36 PM
Discussed this with several people on this board.  Consensus was TylerHughes would offer the best taste with the best meat. 

:lick:
Title: Re: goEMAW poster you'd most like to eat
Post by: wetwillie on October 26, 2010, 09:40:19 PM
weird thread

i didn't realize how many effing creeps post here


I think that's me. (Check my mod appointed designation --- Thanks to whatever mod did that   :curse: )

Have been wondering about that, what did you do to deserve that?  Must have been bad  :nono:
Title: Re: goEMAW poster you'd most like to eat
Post by: TBL on October 26, 2010, 09:41:08 PM
weird thread

i didn't realize how many effing creeps post here


I think that's me. (Check my mod appointed designation --- Thanks to whatever mod did that   :curse: )

Have been wondering about that, what did you do to deserve that?  Must have been bad  :nono:

 :dunno:  Has to be  :opcat:
Title: Re: goEMAW poster you'd most like to eat
Post by: Pittcat on October 26, 2010, 09:55:30 PM
Honestly, I would suggest myself.  I live the life of a kobe beef bovine.  I enjoy a regular diet of fine beer, and I am massaged on a regular basis.  Superb marbling, without excessive fat.
Title: Re: goEMAW poster you'd most like to eat
Post by: TBL on October 26, 2010, 09:58:51 PM
Honestly, I would suggest myself.  I live the life of a kobe beef bovine.  I enjoy a regular diet of fine beer, and I am massaged on a regular basis.  Superb marbling, without excessive fat.

Always visualized you as more Gorilla-ish.
Title: Re: goEMAW poster you'd most like to eat
Post by: Pete on October 26, 2010, 10:02:54 PM
I imagine Pete would be pretty well-marbled.

You son of a bitch!
Title: Re: goEMAW poster you'd most like to eat
Post by: PandaXpanda on October 26, 2010, 10:04:22 PM
deeznuts.  :gocho:
Title: Re: goEMAW poster you'd most like to eat
Post by: JimmySnuka on October 26, 2010, 10:08:19 PM
Honestly, I would suggest myself.  I live the life of a kobe beef bovine.  I enjoy a regular diet of fine beer, and I am massaged on a regular basis.  Superb marbling, without excessive fat.

OK, Pittcat. That response has earned you the opportunity to answer five quick followup questions. Nothing concrete, just stuff I'm curious about. No need to rush your answers.

1)How accessible is your house from a major street?
2) How many hours per day would you say you're home alone?
3)Do you routinely leave doors or windows unlocked?
4)What kind of condiments do you keep in the fridge?
5)Hypothetically, how many pieces would an attacker have to cut you into in an effort  to cram you into your home oven?

Like I said, no big deal. Jut hypothetical quandaries. Not creepy at at all.

Thanks in advance,
Snuka.
Title: Re: goEMAW poster you'd most like to eat
Post by: Pittcat on October 26, 2010, 10:21:55 PM
Honestly, I would suggest myself.  I live the life of a kobe beef bovine.  I enjoy a regular diet of fine beer, and I am massaged on a regular basis.  Superb marbling, without excessive fat.

OK, Pittcat. That response has earned you the opportunity to answer five quick followup questions. Nothing concrete, just stuff I'm curious about. No need to rush your answers.

1)How accessible is your house from a major street?
2) How many hours per day would you say you're home alone?
3)Do you routinely leave doors or windows unlocked?
4)What kind of condiments do you keep in the fridge?
5)Hypothetically, how many pieces would an attacker have to cut you into in an effort  to cram you into your home oven?

Like I said, no big deal. Jut hypothetical quandaries. Not creepy at at all.

Thanks in advance,
Snuka.

I understand your concerns.  And frankly, I would raise the same questions to you given the same situation.

1)  It's not.  Period.
2)  2 to 3 on average.
3)  No.
4)  Standard stuff, but I would suggest Woeber's Jalepeno Mustard...amazing stuff.
5)  Cram into an oven?  Not many.  Maybe 3 or 4.

Your turn.
Title: Re: goEMAW poster you'd most like to eat
Post by: Pittcat on October 26, 2010, 10:26:55 PM
Honestly, I would suggest myself.  I live the life of a kobe beef bovine.  I enjoy a regular diet of fine beer, and I am massaged on a regular basis.  Superb marbling, without excessive fat.

Always visualized you as more Gorilla-ish.

You're way off.  Think of me as 'clams without the anti-sodium obsession, and not Auschwitz thin.
Title: Re: goEMAW poster you'd most like to eat
Post by: TBL on October 26, 2010, 10:29:23 PM
Honestly, I would suggest myself.  I live the life of a kobe beef bovine.  I enjoy a regular diet of fine beer, and I am massaged on a regular basis.  Superb marbling, without excessive fat.

Always visualized you as more Gorilla-ish.

You're way off.  Think of me as 'clams without the anti-sodium obsession, and not Auschwitz thin.

Must have been the "Pitt" part. So what you're saying is you'd be good eating?
Title: Re: goEMAW poster you'd most like to eat
Post by: JimmySnuka on October 26, 2010, 10:46:09 PM
Honestly, I would suggest myself.  I live the life of a kobe beef bovine.  I enjoy a regular diet of fine beer, and I am massaged on a regular basis.  Superb marbling, without excessive fat.

OK, Pittcat. That response has earned you the opportunity to answer five quick followup questions. Nothing concrete, just stuff I'm curious about. No need to rush your answers.

1)How accessible is your house from a major street?
2) How many hours per day would you say you're home alone?
3)Do you routinely leave doors or windows unlocked?
4)What kind of condiments do you keep in the fridge?
5)Hypothetically, how many pieces would an attacker have to cut you into in an effort  to cram you into your home oven?

Like I said, no big deal. Jut hypothetical quandaries. Not creepy at at all.

Thanks in advance,
Snuka.

I understand your concerns.  And frankly, I would raise the same questions to you given the same situation.

1)  It's not.  Period.
2)  2 to 3 on average.
3)  No.
4)  Standard stuff, but I would suggest Woeber's Jalepeno Mustard...amazing stuff.
5)  Cram into an oven?  Not many.  Maybe 3 or 4.

Your turn.

Don't make this about me.
Title: Re: goEMAW poster you'd most like to eat
Post by: CrushNasty on October 26, 2010, 10:50:55 PM
_Fanw ever make it over to goEMAW?...no?... ok, well then, let me think.... (just kidding you sick fucks)


LSOC sounds like it'd be nice lean cuts, and maybe spiced with some Ging, b/c that sounds like a spice or seasoning.

Tall glass of ________ to wash it down.   :dunno:??
Title: Re: goEMAW poster you'd most like to eat
Post by: Pittcat on October 26, 2010, 10:52:33 PM
Honestly, I would suggest myself.  I live the life of a kobe beef bovine.  I enjoy a regular diet of fine beer, and I am massaged on a regular basis.  Superb marbling, without excessive fat.

OK, Pittcat. That response has earned you the opportunity to answer five quick followup questions. Nothing concrete, just stuff I'm curious about. No need to rush your answers.

1)How accessible is your house from a major street?
2) How many hours per day would you say you're home alone?
3)Do you routinely leave doors or windows unlocked?
4)What kind of condiments do you keep in the fridge?
5)Hypothetically, how many pieces would an attacker have to cut you into in an effort  to cram you into your home oven?

Like I said, no big deal. Jut hypothetical quandaries. Not creepy at at all.

Thanks in advance,
Snuka.

I understand your concerns.  And frankly, I would raise the same questions to you given the same situation.

1)  It's not.  Period.
2)  2 to 3 on average.
3)  No.
4)  Standard stuff, but I would suggest Woeber's Jalepeno Mustard...amazing stuff.
5)  Cram into an oven?  Not many.  Maybe 3 or 4.

Your turn.

Don't make this about me.

You son of a bitch.
Title: Re: goEMAW poster you'd most like to eat
Post by: HeinBallz on October 26, 2010, 11:02:05 PM
what?  No one wants a side of heinballz?  feeling really left out here guys. 










whatever, your loss.   
Title: Re: goEMAW poster you'd most like to eat
Post by: TBL on October 26, 2010, 11:09:38 PM
what?  No one wants a side of heinballz?  feeling really left out here guys. 










whatever, your loss.   


Seems like something you'd get from a street vendor. Meh.
Title: Re: goEMAW poster you'd most like to eat
Post by: WildCatzPhreak on October 27, 2010, 11:19:03 AM
Winterz.  Like the human version of veal.
Title: Re: goEMAW poster you'd most like to eat
Post by: TBL on October 27, 2010, 12:01:28 PM
Winterz.  Like the human version of veal.

Kinda stringy. Like a squirrel.
Title: Re: goEMAW poster you'd most like to eat
Post by: Scary Smart on October 27, 2010, 12:03:44 PM
If somebody had already eaten tylerhughes, I'd probably eat HugeUpside. His body would taste like corn dogs and his blood would resemble Diet Mountain Dew Code Red.
Title: Re: goEMAW poster you'd most like to eat
Post by: Scary Smart on October 27, 2010, 12:12:47 PM
On second thought, give me bigDcat. I love mexican food.
Title: Re: goEMAW poster you'd most like to eat
Post by: Joker on October 27, 2010, 12:18:51 PM
What exactly makes tylerhughes so delicious?  Is it his love for small boys?