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Title: Big Plans You've Made While Drunk That Never Came To Fruition
Post by: SkinnyBenny on October 22, 2010, 01:10:50 AM
Seems like everybody I drank with in college always gets drunk and talks about driving down for Mardi Gras but they never actually do.  "But no, for REAL this time, not like those other times we talked about it--this year we're totally gonna do it."

Dr. Spaceman, Kats65, and I always got drunk and made tentative plans to go to Baton Rouge to experience an LSU football game.  Talked about it for years, never actually went.  Never sniffed going, actually.  Then after college I moved to Baton Rouge and lived there for three years and it was a complete shithole.  Thank God when we were 'planning' that road trip that we were just actually really drunk and incapable of putting anything concrete together.   :flush: at the thought of driving 17 hours only to end up in Baton Rouge.
Title: Re: Big Plans You've Made While Drunk That Never Came To Fruition
Post by: Saulbadguy on October 22, 2010, 09:18:21 AM
Buying a gigantic Star Wars lego construction set, like the Millenium Falcon, Death Star or something like that, and spending a weekend putting it together.
Title: Re: Big Plans You've Made While Drunk That Never Came To Fruition
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on October 22, 2010, 09:21:34 AM
Usually when I make a big plan, I actually follow through with it. :dunno:
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Post by: jtksu on October 22, 2010, 09:23:19 AM
I :love: this thread idea!
Title: Re: Big Plans You've Made While Drunk That Never Came To Fruition
Post by: Pittcat on October 22, 2010, 09:39:03 AM
Have sex with a girl...a real one.
Title: Re: Big Plans You've Made While Drunk That Never Came To Fruition
Post by: SkinnyBenny on October 22, 2010, 09:42:27 AM
One time we were gonna have a ninja turtles party in the tunnels that run underneath the buildings on campus.  Planned to get wasted down there, then order a pizza to the tunnel entrance and then covertly reach up to give the money to the pizza guy, exposing only a green three-fingered hand coming out of a trench coat (we planned to somehow fashion a green three-fingered hand cover thingy).  Long story short, we ended up just getting drunk in Brittany Ridge for the 40,000th time instead.
Title: Re: Big Plans You've Made While Drunk That Never Came To Fruition
Post by: Poster formerly known as jthutch on October 22, 2010, 11:07:28 AM
We were sitting around at our appartment accross form old stadium drinking and decided we should start a naked mile tadition.  We ran a naked mile that night but the tradition never seemed to catch on.  :frown: And yes there were females involved  :surprised:
Title: Re: Big Plans You've Made While Drunk That Never Came To Fruition
Post by: MeatSauce on October 22, 2010, 11:08:31 AM
Me and a bro made a pact to knife fight to the death in the Arizona desert on June 6, 2059. 
Title: Re: Big Plans You've Made While Drunk That Never Came To Fruition
Post by: SkinnyBenny on October 22, 2010, 11:17:01 AM
I challenged my bro to be the biggest Kazzu football fan he could be and attend all of the following road games: UCLA, Oregon, Miami, and Virginia Tech.  I told him that if he did I'd buy him a stripper for his 33rd birthday.   :party:
Title: Re: Big Plans You've Made While Drunk That Never Came To Fruition
Post by: Poster formerly known as jthutch on October 22, 2010, 11:34:53 AM
I challenged my bro to be the biggest Kazzu football fan he could be and attend all of the following road games: UCLA, Oregon, Miami, and Virginia Tech.  I told him that if he did I'd buy him a stripper for his 33rd birthday.   :party:

I don't think you can buy strippers you only rent them.  Because nobody would really want to own one.
Title: Re: Big Plans You've Made While Drunk That Never Came To Fruition
Post by: john "teach me how to" dougie on October 22, 2010, 11:35:21 AM
My brother and I were going to put a 100,000 watt flame thrower radio station in the middle of the Dodge City-Garden City-Liberal Metroplex so there would be one decent FM station out there.  :blank:
Title: Re: Big Plans You've Made While Drunk That Never Came To Fruition
Post by: steve dave on October 22, 2010, 11:39:47 AM
develop facebook application that takes you directly to the pictures of your facebook friends dressed like skanks and filters out the other garbage. 
Title: Re: Big Plans You've Made While Drunk That Never Came To Fruition
Post by: Ghost of Stan Parrish on October 22, 2010, 12:06:06 PM
Hooking up with that one girl over at the bar.  No, not that one, dude -- the one in red.
Title: Re: Big Plans You've Made While Drunk That Never Came To Fruition
Post by: bakerman on October 22, 2010, 12:13:44 PM
Buy a third tv for my apartment that only has mtv on it, at all times.
Title: Re: Big Plans You've Made While Drunk That Never Came To Fruition
Post by: Stupid Fitz on October 22, 2010, 12:19:57 PM
Me and a bro made a pact to knife fight to the death in the Arizona desert on June 6, 2059. 

lol, my friends and I are going to get hammered and drive off a cliff when we are all 80ish.  Didn't set an exact date like you guys did, but similar I guess. 
Title: Re: Big Plans You've Made While Drunk That Never Came To Fruition
Post by: broXcore on October 22, 2010, 12:24:48 PM
actually start using protection on a regular basis

also, owning a bar
Title: Re: Big Plans You've Made While Drunk That Never Came To Fruition
Post by: SkinnyBenny on October 22, 2010, 12:29:09 PM
Buy a third tv for my apartment that only has mtv on it, at all times.

 :love:
Title: Re: Big Plans You've Made While Drunk That Never Came To Fruition
Post by: 1/64th on October 22, 2010, 12:38:36 PM
I was going to open the world's first Krispy Kreme/Starbucks/Jamaican Ice shop...in Aggieville of course.  And it would also serve beer. 
Title: Re: Big Plans You've Made While Drunk That Never Came To Fruition
Post by: Pete on October 22, 2010, 12:52:38 PM
I challenged my bro to be the biggest Kazzu football fan he could be and attend all of the following road games: UCLA, Oregon, Miami, and Virginia Tech.  I told him that if he did I'd buy him a stripper for his 33rd birthday.   :party:

I don't think you can buy strippers you only rent them.  Because nobody would really want to own one.

Huge point.
Title: Re: Big Plans You've Made While Drunk That Never Came To Fruition
Post by: Joker on October 22, 2010, 12:57:26 PM
I challenged my bro to be the biggest Kazzu football fan he could be and attend all of the following road games: UCLA, Oregon, Miami, and Virginia Tech.  I told him that if he did I'd buy him a stripper for his 33rd birthday.   :party:

I don't think you can buy strippers you only rent them.  Because nobody would really want to own one.

Huge point.

Yes, I believe you can only own hookers, not strippers. 
Title: Re: Big Plans You've Made While Drunk That Never Came To Fruition
Post by: pissclams on October 22, 2010, 12:58:41 PM
all these supposed "plans" have proven what a group of complete puds post here.


Title: Re: Big Plans You've Made While Drunk That Never Came To Fruition
Post by: SkinnyBenny on October 22, 2010, 01:12:23 PM
:dunno: true.
Title: Re: Big Plans You've Made While Drunk That Never Came To Fruition
Post by: pissclams on October 22, 2010, 01:21:34 PM
SkinnyBenny, your plans are worthy, unlike most of these posters.  Would love to hear what FFF plans when he's all juiced up.
Title: Re: Big Plans You've Made While Drunk That Never Came To Fruition
Post by: dmartin on October 22, 2010, 01:32:37 PM
steal the bulldozer that they were using to build University Commons.

no wait, we did do that.
Title: Re: Big Plans You've Made While Drunk That Never Came To Fruition
Post by: SkinnyBenny on October 22, 2010, 01:50:16 PM
Oh my God I bet FFF has some big dreams when he's all loosey-goosey. 
Title: Re: Big Plans You've Made While Drunk That Never Came To Fruition
Post by: jtksu on October 22, 2010, 01:55:08 PM
Pretty sure Fatty doesn't drink.
Title: Re: Big Plans You've Made While Drunk That Never Came To Fruition
Post by: SkinnyBenny on October 22, 2010, 02:08:14 PM
Pretty sure Fatty doesn't drink.

 :flush: :flush: :flush:
Title: Re: Big Plans You've Made While Drunk That Never Came To Fruition
Post by: john "teach me how to" dougie on October 22, 2010, 04:48:02 PM
Quote from: pissclams
I was going to dress like an old baseball player for Halloween some day.

Title: Re: Big Plans You've Made While Drunk That Never Came To Fruition
Post by: raquetcat on October 22, 2010, 10:21:17 PM
me and my bro watched Blow and then we were gonna be drug dealers for a summer, but I think we went home and lived with our parents instead  :cry:
Title: Re: Big Plans You've Made While Drunk That Never Came To Fruition
Post by: SkinnyBenny on October 22, 2010, 10:22:37 PM
Rumor Mill and I hatched a big plan while shitfaced one night to spend the summer cleaning toilets in Ibiza during the day and chasing skirts at night.  I mean we really thought we were gonna make it happen.  It never happened.
Title: Re: Big Plans You've Made While Drunk That Never Came To Fruition
Post by: steve dave on October 22, 2010, 10:30:40 PM
Rumor Mill and I hatched a big plan while shitfaced one night to spend the summer cleaning toilets in Ibiza during the day and chasing skirts at night.  I mean we really thought we were gonna make it happen.  It never happened.

would have been amazing
Title: Re: Big Plans You've Made While Drunk That Never Came To Fruition
Post by: I_have_purplewood on October 23, 2010, 12:13:07 PM
I never had or made any big plans.  Usually just stew about what a loser I've become.  That's what depression will do to you guys.  It's a serious illness..
 :drink: (ftp://:drink:)-------> :cry: (ftp://:cry:)in beer. --------> :drink: (ftp://:drink:)----------> :goodbyecruelworld: (ftp://:goodbyecruelworld:)
Title: Re: Big Plans You've Made While Drunk That Never Came To Fruition
Post by: Dr.Spaceman on October 24, 2010, 10:49:31 AM
Wanted to (and still kinda do) take a bunch of 'roids and work on my leaping ability so that I could dunk a basketball.  :alleyoop:
Title: Re: Big Plans You've Made While Drunk That Never Came To Fruition
Post by: pissclams on October 24, 2010, 12:18:30 PM
Wanted to (and still kinda do) take a bunch of 'roids and work on my leaping ability so that I could dunk a basketball.  :alleyoop:

dunking is for pussies.
Title: Re: Big Plans You've Made While Drunk That Never Came To Fruition
Post by: SkinnyBenny on October 24, 2010, 12:30:10 PM
Wanted to (and still kinda do) take a bunch of 'roids and work on my leaping ability so that I could dunk a basketball.  :alleyoop:

 :surprised: :horrorsurprise: :surprised: :horrorsurprise:
Title: Re: Big Plans You've Made While Drunk That Never Came To Fruition
Post by: Booze_Cat on October 31, 2010, 07:09:29 PM
me and my roommates wanted to drive to KC then get on a train to Canada go fishing and camp for 3 days and come back in time for class on monday.  :drink:
Title: Re: Big Plans You've Made While Drunk That Never Came To Fruition
Post by: Panjandrum on October 31, 2010, 07:29:59 PM
A friend of mine and I hatched a scheme to take these two girls we know from high school, show them around Aggieville, have a good time, and hook up with them (either one would have sufficed).

The plan was going swimmingly, and I bought a round of shots at Porter's at last call to seal the deal.  Went back to my friend's frat house with the ladies, and I was doing alright with the girl I picked, but the other girl was a virgin, knew she was entering the danger zone, and started getting all, "I'm saving myself for marriage, and stuff."

Needless to say, the girl I was hitting on then spent the rest of her time tending to her drunk friend and keeping her chaste (as she was feeling a little adventurous in all honesty), while my friend and I ended up sending them on their way, finishing the rest of the drinks we had at our disposal, and playing NES Golf until we passed out.
Title: Re: Big Plans You've Made While Drunk That Never Came To Fruition
Post by: TBL on October 31, 2010, 08:28:06 PM
A friend of mine and I hatched a scheme to take these two girls we know from high school, show them around Aggieville, have a good time, and hook up with them (either one would have sufficed).

The plan was going swimmingly, and I bought a round of shots at Porter's at last call to seal the deal.  Went back to my friend's frat house with the ladies, and I was doing alright with the girl I picked, but the other girl was a virgin, knew she was entering the danger zone, and started getting all, "I'm saving myself for marriage, and stuff."

Needless to say, the girl I was hitting on then spent the rest of her time tending to her drunk friend and keeping her chaste (as she was feeling a little adventurous in all honesty), while my friend and I ended up sending them on their way, finishing the rest of the drinks we had at our disposal, and playing NES Golf until we passed out.

What, a bj was out of the question?
Title: Re: Big Plans You've Made While Drunk That Never Came To Fruition
Post by: Panjandrum on October 31, 2010, 09:35:19 PM
A friend of mine and I hatched a scheme to take these two girls we know from high school, show them around Aggieville, have a good time, and hook up with them (either one would have sufficed).

The plan was going swimmingly, and I bought a round of shots at Porter's at last call to seal the deal.  Went back to my friend's frat house with the ladies, and I was doing alright with the girl I picked, but the other girl was a virgin, knew she was entering the danger zone, and started getting all, "I'm saving myself for marriage, and stuff."

Needless to say, the girl I was hitting on then spent the rest of her time tending to her drunk friend and keeping her chaste (as she was feeling a little adventurous in all honesty), while my friend and I ended up sending them on their way, finishing the rest of the drinks we had at our disposal, and playing NES Golf until we passed out.

What, a bj was out of the question?

Apparently, yes.

Title: Re: Big Plans You've Made While Drunk That Never Came To Fruition
Post by: dmartin on November 01, 2010, 10:22:09 AM
A friend of mine and I hatched a scheme to take these two girls we know from high school, show them around Aggieville, have a good time, and hook up with them (either one would have sufficed).

The plan was going swimmingly, and I bought a round of shots at Porter's at last call to seal the deal.  Went back to my friend's frat house with the ladies, and I was doing alright with the girl I picked, but the other girl was a virgin, knew she was entering the danger zone, and started getting all, "I'm saving myself for marriage, and stuff."

Needless to say, the girl I was hitting on then spent the rest of her time tending to her drunk friend and keeping her chaste (as she was feeling a little adventurous in all honesty), while my friend and I ended up sending them on their way, finishing the rest of the drinks we had at our disposal, and playing NES Golf until we passed out.

What, a bj was out of the question?

She was saving that for band camp
Title: Re: Big Plans You've Made While Drunk That Never Came To Fruition
Post by: ben ji on November 01, 2010, 01:36:04 PM
Made plans on friday to attend the 2014 world cup in Rio. Will update in 4 years...
Title: Re: Big Plans You've Made While Drunk That Never Came To Fruition
Post by: Dugout DickStone on November 01, 2010, 04:38:12 PM
Made plans on friday to attend the 2014 world cup in Rio. Will update in 4 years...

This is a great one.
Title: Re: Big Plans You've Made While Drunk That Never Came To Fruition
Post by: MeatSauce on November 02, 2010, 11:10:26 AM
Daft Punk halloween costumes.  For the last 3 years.