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Title: crimes you have committed (allegedly)
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on October 21, 2010, 09:41:19 PM
me...

1. when i was 18, some friends and i once got a squeeze bottle of salt water and shot it into the coin return of a vending machine of the old manhattan holiday inn holidome. currently the clarion inn. got like twenty bucks in change. split it up evenly and we each had a couple of weeks worth of free 52 cent daras refills.

Title: Re: crimes you have committed (allegedly)
Post by: kstatefreak42 on October 21, 2010, 09:43:19 PM
B&E.......... :peek:
Title: Re: crimes you have committed (allegedly)
Post by: steve dave on October 21, 2010, 09:43:28 PM
turned the water on at my jr. high principal's house in the middle of the night when he was out of town and flooded his basement  :surprised:
Title: Re: crimes you have committed (allegedly)
Post by: EMAWgeddon on October 21, 2010, 09:46:56 PM
Got an MIP at Jack Trice Stadium when I was 19.

I was attempting to throw my cup away and got nabbed by a stadium rent a cop.

Should have fought it but it only cost $100?  Wasn't worth going back to Iowa for.
Title: Re: crimes you have committed (allegedly)
Post by: Cire on October 21, 2010, 09:49:26 PM
shoplifting cigs.
Title: Re: crimes you have committed (allegedly)
Post by: yoga-like_abana on October 21, 2010, 09:50:56 PM
Vandalizing private property.
Title: Re: crimes you have committed (allegedly)
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on October 21, 2010, 09:52:17 PM
Vandalizing private property.

you don't say? wow, great "story".  :flush:
Title: Re: crimes you have committed (allegedly)
Post by: yoga-like_abana on October 21, 2010, 09:54:25 PM
Vandalizing private property.

you don't say? wow, great "story".  :flush:
more to come later. stay tuned.
Title: Re: crimes you have committed (allegedly)
Post by: ChiComCat on October 21, 2010, 09:55:28 PM
Forged mexican legal documents
Title: Re: crimes you have committed (allegedly)
Post by: kitten_mittons on October 21, 2010, 09:55:47 PM
Vandalizing private property.

you don't say? wow, great "story".  :flush:
more to come later. stay tuned.

If this is about egging someone's house I'm all ears!   :excited:
Title: Re: crimes you have committed (allegedly)
Post by: kitten_mittons on October 21, 2010, 09:56:12 PM
Capital Murder

 :users:
Title: Re: crimes you have committed (allegedly)
Post by: Cire on October 21, 2010, 10:00:01 PM
a friend of mine tried to steal the flag off of the president of baylor's house coming back from Padre.
Title: Re: crimes you have committed (allegedly)
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on October 21, 2010, 10:00:09 PM
Vandalizing private property.

you don't say? wow, great "story".  :flush:
more to come later. stay tuned.

i am NOT falling for this.  :nono:



daris #2 aka the subway years- worked at a "subway" in highschool. we went skiing our senior year and "borrowed" 80 strips of precooked bacon to have for breakfast. also used to ring up footlongs (expensive ones with "double meat"), then "unring" them up and take the money and pocket it. only did this once a night. we'd wait for a "whale" to come in and them BAM! called it "making tips". also used to fill up cards with stamps and then take them to road highschool bball and fball games and use it to eat for free.
Title: Re: crimes you have committed (allegedly)
Post by: yoga-like_abana on October 21, 2010, 10:02:03 PM
Sophomore year @ glorious MHS there was a spat between friends’.
One friend ended up having a gatorade bottle full of piss poured all over his car(on a very warm day nonetheless),
30 day tag ripped off and thrown in a field across from the zoo, as well as something shoved up the tailpipe.
Title: Re: crimes you have committed (allegedly)
Post by: jtksu on October 21, 2010, 10:09:59 PM
Put a golf cart in a pool down in Tempe, the day before Bishop made Donovan his bitch.
Title: Re: crimes you have committed (allegedly)
Post by: WillieWatanabe on October 21, 2010, 10:21:07 PM
Broke into my high school multiple times, usually just to dick around. Stole random frozen cafeteria food: rib sandwiches, chicken patties, value size ranch, milk.
Title: Re: crimes you have committed (allegedly)
Post by: Pett on October 21, 2010, 10:35:50 PM
B&E.......... :peek:

Bacon & Eggs? :dunno:
Title: Re: crimes you have committed (allegedly)
Post by: TBL on October 21, 2010, 10:40:50 PM
Too many to list.  :peek:
Title: Re: crimes you have committed (allegedly)
Post by: yoga-like_abana on October 21, 2010, 10:41:34 PM
Too many to list.  :peek:
probably quite a few while wearing a badge. rough ridin' pig.
Title: Re: crimes you have committed (allegedly)
Post by: TBL on October 21, 2010, 10:43:43 PM
Too many to list.  :peek:
probably quite a few while wearing a badge. rough ridin' pig.

Nooooo.......Previously to that. It's called, "Life experience".
Title: Re: crimes you have committed (allegedly)
Post by: KSUBrian on October 21, 2010, 10:51:43 PM
Was arrested with the citation listed as storing lumber.
Title: Re: crimes you have committed (allegedly)
Post by: TBL on October 21, 2010, 10:57:35 PM
Was arrested with the citation listed as storing lumber.

Uh, lewd and lascivious?
Title: Re: crimes you have committed (allegedly)
Post by: KSUBrian on October 21, 2010, 11:13:41 PM
Was arrested with the citation listed as storing lumber.

Uh, lewd and lascivious?

Nope. Wasn't in my pants.
Title: Re: crimes you have committed (allegedly)
Post by: TBL on October 21, 2010, 11:18:07 PM
Was arrested with the citation listed as storing lumber.

Uh, lewd and lascivious?

Nope. Wasn't in my pants.

L&L is also hiding the salami in public.
Title: Re: crimes you have committed (allegedly)
Post by: bubbles4ksu on October 22, 2010, 12:21:51 AM
Went to high school with a guy who stole over 30k from one of his friend's parents. Absolutely bizarre situation. I'm thinking about writing a book.
Title: Re: crimes you have committed (allegedly)
Post by: KSUTOMMY on October 22, 2010, 05:44:45 AM
Caught peeing off the top of a 4-6 story parking structure, when rent-a-cop called it in to his supv, I literally heard the supv  :lol: and said, "let him go!" and the rent-a-cop turned to me and said, "I'm gonna give you a warning... this time!"
Title: Re: crimes you have committed (allegedly)
Post by: Pete on October 22, 2010, 06:15:57 AM
me...

1. when i was 18, some friends and i once got a squeeze bottle of salt water and shot it into the coin return of a vending machine of the old manhattan holiday inn holidome. currently the clarion inn. got like twenty bucks in change. split it up evenly and we each had a couple of weeks worth of free 52 cent daras refills.



This is blowing my mind....was one of your friends a ninja or McGyver or something...salt water?  Who the eff knows how to do something like this?
Title: Re: crimes you have committed (allegedly)
Post by: Saulbadguy on October 22, 2010, 07:52:49 AM
Several federal crimes that involve phones, and hayes 300 baud modems.  You figure it out.
Title: Re: crimes you have committed (allegedly)
Post by: dmartin on October 22, 2010, 08:23:08 AM
attempted vehicular manslaughter (or something like that).  good cop/bad cop tried to convince me that I hit some dude on a motorcycle, while never putting a scratch on my car....

was friends with two guys that cleaned out an entire storage row building in a few nights by removing the panels from the inside after renting one of the units, then kept the stuff in their rented unit.  were not too bright.
Title: Re: crimes you have committed (allegedly)
Post by: MrsJoker on October 22, 2010, 08:49:46 AM
Vandalizing private property.

you don't say? wow, great "story".  :flush:
more to come later. stay tuned.

i am NOT falling for this.  :nono:



daris #2 aka the subway years- worked at a "subway" in highschool. we went skiing our senior year and "borrowed" 80 strips of precooked bacon to have for breakfast. also used to ring up footlongs (expensive ones with "double meat"), then "unring" them up and take the money and pocket it. only did this once a night. we'd wait for a "whale" to come in and them BAM! called it "making tips". also used to fill up cards with stamps and then take them to road highschool bball and fball games and use it to eat for free.

Totally used to fill up the cards with stamps, too...then we'd sell them.  (It was my big sister's idea)  Should have thought to ring up expensive footlongs, then unring them!  I bet we could have made more than with our stamped cards.  :frown:

Got in trouble for playing hide-and-seek one night, too.  I was hiding on top of one of the fridges, and was apparently blocking a camera!  Boss came storming in and yelled at me.  Did he have some secret look-out from his basement or WHAT?!  :peek:
Title: Re: crimes you have committed (allegedly)
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on October 22, 2010, 08:51:38 AM
me...

1. when i was 18, some friends and i once got a squeeze bottle of salt water and shot it into the coin return of a vending machine of the old manhattan holiday inn holidome. currently the clarion inn. got like twenty bucks in change. split it up evenly and we each had a couple of weeks worth of free 52 cent daras refills.



This is blowing my mind....was one of your friends a ninja or McGyver or something...salt water?  Who the eff knows how to do something like this?

kind of funny that you mention mcgyver. looks like it no longer works...

http://www.snopes.com/science/saltwater.asp


daris #3 aka mr. setapick. when i was in highschool, some friends and i invented a teacher called "mr. setapick" (set a pick). if you were in a situation where you needed someones attention diverted, you could always bring up that crusty old curmodgeon mr. setapick.

mr. setapick commonly made appearances in daras. person A would walk over to the bottled soda area and look around for a second and then walk back to the cashier and ask if they had fresca. this would usually be followed by the employee saying yes and pointing to the bottled soda area and then person A would explain that they had already looked and couldn't find it. the employee would then have to come out from behind the counter and walk over to the bottled soda area and help person A find the fresca. this would provide a good fifteen seconds for people on the other side of the store to stuff their pockets with fantastic things like beef jerky chew, etc.

Title: Re: crimes you have committed (allegedly)
Post by: Johnny Wichita on October 22, 2010, 09:00:26 AM
#1  Urinated in a Dairy Queen frozen yogurt mixer. 
Title: Re: crimes you have committed (allegedly)
Post by: steve dave on October 22, 2010, 09:02:23 AM
#1  Urinated in a Dairy Queen frozen yogurt mixer. 

frozen yogurt at DQ?  I've heard everything now.
Title: Re: crimes you have committed (allegedly)
Post by: Johnny Wichita on October 22, 2010, 09:04:24 AM
#1  Urinated in a Dairy Queen frozen yogurt mixer. 

frozen yogurt at DQ?  I've heard everything now.

10. Why have you discontinued frozen yogurt?

Unfortunately, frozen yogurt and our frozen yogurt products have been discontinued throughout our Dairy Queen system. It was discontinued because there was not enough demand for the product.

If you haven’t already, you may want to try one of our products like our no sugar-added DQ® Fudge Bar; no sugar-added DQ® Vanilla Orange Bar, or our no sugar added Chocolate Dilly® Bar.



I wonder why demand dropped off?!?!?!   :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: crimes you have committed (allegedly)
Post by: yoga-like_abana on October 22, 2010, 09:05:25 AM
Places you've taken a wizz @ could have a thread of its own.(don't make the thread)
Title: Re: crimes you have committed (allegedly)
Post by: jtksu on October 22, 2010, 09:32:08 AM
I dry humped the back of a giant bronze eagle's head down in Cozumel.  Guess the policia don't think simulating sex with the symbol of their country is funny.
Title: Re: crimes you have committed (allegedly)
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on October 22, 2010, 10:08:39 AM
daris #4- timebombs. used to put moon pies in daras microwaves and then turn the timer to ten minutes, close the door and walk out. then drive away and drive back ten minutes later and the whole store would be filled with smoke.

Title: Re: crimes you have committed (allegedly)
Post by: pissclams on October 22, 2010, 10:35:56 AM
all these supposed "crimes" has proven what a group of complete puds post here.
Title: Re: crimes you have committed (allegedly)
Post by: yoga-like_abana on October 22, 2010, 10:39:07 AM
daris #4- timebombs. used to put moon pies in daras microwaves and then turn the timer to ten minutes, close the door and walk out. then drive away and drive back ten minutes later and the whole store would be filled with smoke.


speaking of places I've peed at.  :runaway:
Title: Re: crimes you have committed (allegedly)
Post by: MeatSauce on October 22, 2010, 10:40:43 AM
stole the rice cooker from Hunan in A'ville in the middle of drunk eating time one Sat. night.  It was a 5 man heist job that was executed brilliantly.  We do small jobs if anyone is interested.
Title: Re: crimes you have committed (allegedly)
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on October 22, 2010, 10:48:38 AM
all these supposed "crimes" has proven what a group of complete puds post here.

yeah man. i totally know what you mean. i mean, it's like mine are all great crime stories riddled with details that paint a shockingly vivid portrait of a young, daring and aristocratic criminal. then you have a story of someone peeing on something. oh well.
Title: Re: crimes you have committed (allegedly)
Post by: WillieWatanabe on October 22, 2010, 10:49:45 AM
Sounds like most of you people are riley rats.
Title: Re: crimes you have committed (allegedly)
Post by: CHONGS on October 22, 2010, 11:01:54 AM
Clean slate here folks.

and yes I am judging all of you.
Title: Re: crimes you have committed (allegedly)
Post by: Poster formerly known as jthutch on October 22, 2010, 11:03:49 AM
A group of us were out crusing around the dirt roads and had some hair spray and lighters making flame throwers we decided to light some traffic signs of fire.  We burned down the welcome to Plevna sign  :frown:.
Title: Re: crimes you have committed (allegedly)
Post by: Pexikan on October 22, 2010, 11:38:10 AM
I used copious amounts of drugs.
Title: Re: crimes you have committed (allegedly)
Post by: CNS on October 22, 2010, 11:38:39 AM
I have a "friend" who broke into a car lot right on the highway near where he used to live and wrote new advertising slogans on all the vehicle windshields in white shoe polish.    My "friend" had a reward posted in the local paper for anyone who could name him.  No one ever did and he is still out there.   :ohno:
Title: Re: crimes you have committed (allegedly)
Post by: PandaXpanda on October 22, 2010, 12:13:46 PM
i ran from the police in a 15 passenger hy-vee catering van when i was 18.
Title: Re: crimes you have committed (allegedly)
Post by: Brock Landers on October 22, 2010, 12:56:56 PM
In college I helped a friend smuggle steroids across the US - Mexico border.    :surprised:
Title: Re: crimes you have committed (allegedly)
Post by: Poster formerly known as jthutch on October 22, 2010, 03:53:42 PM
In college I helped a friend smuggle steroids across the US - Mexico border.    :surprised:

Did you "keester" them?
Title: Re: crimes you have committed (allegedly)
Post by: wetwillie on October 22, 2010, 04:00:17 PM
In college I helped a friend smuggle steroids across the US - Mexico border.    :surprised:

you smuggled drugs into mexico? :horrorsurprise:
Title: Re: crimes you have committed (allegedly)
Post by: jtksu on October 22, 2010, 04:01:54 PM
You know you're a badass when you smuggle stuff into Mexico.
Title: Re: crimes you have committed (allegedly)
Post by: Brock Landers on October 22, 2010, 05:26:29 PM
Sorry, should have specified it was going INTO the US.

Was on Spring Break down at Padre back in '95 or '96, Matamoros is nearby.  Apparently you can just mosey into a "doctor" office and they will write you a "prescription" for just about anything as long as you give them a nominal prescription writing fee.  So me and my buddy obtained a couple of prescriptos for some crazy stuff like Decadurabolin and some other kind of 'roid that I couldn't even pronounce.  Then you can take the prescription into the Mexican version of Walgreens and they're stocked with the stuff.

We took the doses out of the boxes and put them in little zip loc type baggies, then hid the baggies in out pants.  It was pretty nerve-wracking walking thru the little customs room they have on the border but we knew they rarely even pat people down.  Kept thinking about that movie Midnight Express.  Interesting thing is the roids wound up getting sent to his cousin who was going to school at....North Texas!! 

Allegedly, of course.
Title: Re: crimes you have committed (allegedly)
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on October 22, 2010, 07:37:52 PM
Sorry, should have specified it was going INTO the US.

Was on Spring Break down at Padre back in '95 or '96, Matamoros is nearby.  Apparently you can just mosey into a "doctor" office and they will write you a "prescription" for just about anything as long as you give them a nominal prescription writing fee.  So me and my buddy obtained a couple of prescriptos for some crazy stuff like Decadurabolin and some other kind of 'roid that I couldn't even pronounce.  Then you can take the prescription into the Mexican version of Walgreens and they're stocked with the stuff.

We took the doses out of the boxes and put them in little zip loc type baggies, then hid the baggies in out pants.  It was pretty nerve-wracking walking thru the little customs room they have on the border but we knew they rarely even pat people down.  Kept thinking about that movie Midnight Express.  Interesting thing is the roids wound up getting sent to his cousin who was going to school at....North Texas!! 

Allegedly, of course.

i was with a guy in that same time frame that snuck about a dime or so back over the boarder. the guard guy has to look at your drivers license and ask if you are taking anything back. as long as you just say no, you get to keep walking. my intoxicated friend says "yeah, i've got some wheat". the guards goes "weed, you've got weed?". my friend is "no wheat. we're from kansas. wheat. i was trying to make a joke." quite possibly the dumbest thing that i've ever seen anyone do. the guard hassles him for fifteen seconds while the whole time we just keep walking.
Title: Re: crimes you have committed (allegedly)
Post by: steve dave on October 22, 2010, 07:42:52 PM
Sorry, should have specified it was going INTO the US.

Was on Spring Break down at Padre back in '95 or '96, Matamoros is nearby.  Apparently you can just mosey into a "doctor" office and they will write you a "prescription" for just about anything as long as you give them a nominal prescription writing fee.  So me and my buddy obtained a couple of prescriptos for some crazy stuff like Decadurabolin and some other kind of 'roid that I couldn't even pronounce.  Then you can take the prescription into the Mexican version of Walgreens and they're stocked with the stuff.

We took the doses out of the boxes and put them in little zip loc type baggies, then hid the baggies in out pants.  It was pretty nerve-wracking walking thru the little customs room they have on the border but we knew they rarely even pat people down.  Kept thinking about that movie Midnight Express.  Interesting thing is the roids wound up getting sent to his cousin who was going to school at....North Texas!! 

Allegedly, of course.

i was with a guy in that same time frame that snuck about a dime or so back over the boarder. the guard guy has to look at your drivers license and ask if you are taking anything back. as long as you just say no, you get to keep walking. my intoxicated friend says "yeah, i've got some wheat". the guards goes "weed, you've got weed?". my friend is "no wheat. we're from kansas. wheat. i was trying to make a joke." quite possibly the dumbest thing that i've ever seen anyone do. the guard hassles him for fifteen seconds while the whole time we just keep walking.

We drove into Matamoras (WTF were we thinking??) and when we were driving back over they asked if we had anything and we said no all nervous and they completely tossed the car even having a guy there to take off door panels and stuff.  Never frisked us or brought in a dog or even made us empty our pockets.  Completely set us aside and shot the crap with us while they tossed the entire car for about 30 minutes.  I don't know if it was a pain in the ass to get authority to check our pockets/pants/underwear/etc. or what and I wasn't sticking around to ask.
Title: Re: crimes you have committed (allegedly)
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on October 22, 2010, 07:44:24 PM
Sorry, should have specified it was going INTO the US.

Was on Spring Break down at Padre back in '95 or '96, Matamoros is nearby.  Apparently you can just mosey into a "doctor" office and they will write you a "prescription" for just about anything as long as you give them a nominal prescription writing fee.  So me and my buddy obtained a couple of prescriptos for some crazy stuff like Decadurabolin and some other kind of 'roid that I couldn't even pronounce.  Then you can take the prescription into the Mexican version of Walgreens and they're stocked with the stuff.

We took the doses out of the boxes and put them in little zip loc type baggies, then hid the baggies in out pants.  It was pretty nerve-wracking walking thru the little customs room they have on the border but we knew they rarely even pat people down.  Kept thinking about that movie Midnight Express.  Interesting thing is the roids wound up getting sent to his cousin who was going to school at....North Texas!! 

Allegedly, of course.

i was with a guy in that same time frame that snuck about a dime or so back over the boarder. the guard guy has to look at your drivers license and ask if you are taking anything back. as long as you just say no, you get to keep walking. my intoxicated friend says "yeah, i've got some wheat". the guards goes "weed, you've got weed?". my friend is "no wheat. we're from kansas. wheat. i was trying to make a joke." quite possibly the dumbest thing that i've ever seen anyone do. the guard hassles him for fifteen seconds while the whole time we just keep walking.

We drove into Matamoras (WTF were we thinking??) and when we were driving back over they asked if we had anything and we said no all nervous and they completely tossed the car even having a guy there to take off door panels and stuff.  Never frisked us or brought in a dog or even made us empty our pockets.  Completely set us aside and shot the cac with us while they tossed the entire car for about 30 minutes.  I don't know if it was a pain in the ass to get authority to check our pockets/pants/underwear/etc. or what and I wasn't sticking around to ask.

you guys drove into matamoros  :horrorsurprise:
Title: Re: crimes you have committed (allegedly)
Post by: steve dave on October 22, 2010, 07:45:43 PM
Sorry, should have specified it was going INTO the US.

Was on Spring Break down at Padre back in '95 or '96, Matamoros is nearby.  Apparently you can just mosey into a "doctor" office and they will write you a "prescription" for just about anything as long as you give them a nominal prescription writing fee.  So me and my buddy obtained a couple of prescriptos for some crazy stuff like Decadurabolin and some other kind of 'roid that I couldn't even pronounce.  Then you can take the prescription into the Mexican version of Walgreens and they're stocked with the stuff.

We took the doses out of the boxes and put them in little zip loc type baggies, then hid the baggies in out pants.  It was pretty nerve-wracking walking thru the little customs room they have on the border but we knew they rarely even pat people down.  Kept thinking about that movie Midnight Express.  Interesting thing is the roids wound up getting sent to his cousin who was going to school at....North Texas!! 

Allegedly, of course.

i was with a guy in that same time frame that snuck about a dime or so back over the boarder. the guard guy has to look at your drivers license and ask if you are taking anything back. as long as you just say no, you get to keep walking. my intoxicated friend says "yeah, i've got some wheat". the guards goes "weed, you've got weed?". my friend is "no wheat. we're from kansas. wheat. i was trying to make a joke." quite possibly the dumbest thing that i've ever seen anyone do. the guard hassles him for fifteen seconds while the whole time we just keep walking.

We drove into Matamoras (WTF were we thinking??) and when we were driving back over they asked if we had anything and we said no all nervous and they completely tossed the car even having a guy there to take off door panels and stuff.  Never frisked us or brought in a dog or even made us empty our pockets.  Completely set us aside and shot the cac with us while they tossed the entire car for about 30 minutes.  I don't know if it was a pain in the ass to get authority to check our pockets/pants/underwear/etc. or what and I wasn't sticking around to ask.

you guys drove into matamoros  :horrorsurprise:

Yeah, W...T...F right!?
Title: Re: crimes you have committed (allegedly)
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on October 22, 2010, 07:48:03 PM
Sorry, should have specified it was going INTO the US.

Was on Spring Break down at Padre back in '95 or '96, Matamoros is nearby.  Apparently you can just mosey into a "doctor" office and they will write you a "prescription" for just about anything as long as you give them a nominal prescription writing fee.  So me and my buddy obtained a couple of prescriptos for some crazy stuff like Decadurabolin and some other kind of 'roid that I couldn't even pronounce.  Then you can take the prescription into the Mexican version of Walgreens and they're stocked with the stuff.

We took the doses out of the boxes and put them in little zip loc type baggies, then hid the baggies in out pants.  It was pretty nerve-wracking walking thru the little customs room they have on the border but we knew they rarely even pat people down.  Kept thinking about that movie Midnight Express.  Interesting thing is the roids wound up getting sent to his cousin who was going to school at....North Texas!! 

Allegedly, of course.

i was with a guy in that same time frame that snuck about a dime or so back over the boarder. the guard guy has to look at your drivers license and ask if you are taking anything back. as long as you just say no, you get to keep walking. my intoxicated friend says "yeah, i've got some wheat". the guards goes "weed, you've got weed?". my friend is "no wheat. we're from kansas. wheat. i was trying to make a joke." quite possibly the dumbest thing that i've ever seen anyone do. the guard hassles him for fifteen seconds while the whole time we just keep walking.

We drove into Matamoras (WTF were we thinking??) and when we were driving back over they asked if we had anything and we said no all nervous and they completely tossed the car even having a guy there to take off door panels and stuff.  Never frisked us or brought in a dog or even made us empty our pockets.  Completely set us aside and shot the cac with us while they tossed the entire car for about 30 minutes.  I don't know if it was a pain in the ass to get authority to check our pockets/pants/underwear/etc. or what and I wasn't sticking around to ask.

you guys drove into matamoros  :horrorsurprise:

Yeah, W...T...F right!?

i just can't even imagine. i mean, wow. pretty incredible really. maybe the craziest thing that i've ever heard of though too.
Title: Re: crimes you have committed (allegedly)
Post by: steve dave on October 22, 2010, 07:53:56 PM
Sorry, should have specified it was going INTO the US.

Was on Spring Break down at Padre back in '95 or '96, Matamoros is nearby.  Apparently you can just mosey into a "doctor" office and they will write you a "prescription" for just about anything as long as you give them a nominal prescription writing fee.  So me and my buddy obtained a couple of prescriptos for some crazy stuff like Decadurabolin and some other kind of 'roid that I couldn't even pronounce.  Then you can take the prescription into the Mexican version of Walgreens and they're stocked with the stuff.

We took the doses out of the boxes and put them in little zip loc type baggies, then hid the baggies in out pants.  It was pretty nerve-wracking walking thru the little customs room they have on the border but we knew they rarely even pat people down.  Kept thinking about that movie Midnight Express.  Interesting thing is the roids wound up getting sent to his cousin who was going to school at....North Texas!!  

Allegedly, of course.

i was with a guy in that same time frame that snuck about a dime or so back over the boarder. the guard guy has to look at your drivers license and ask if you are taking anything back. as long as you just say no, you get to keep walking. my intoxicated friend says "yeah, i've got some wheat". the guards goes "weed, you've got weed?". my friend is "no wheat. we're from kansas. wheat. i was trying to make a joke." quite possibly the dumbest thing that i've ever seen anyone do. the guard hassles him for fifteen seconds while the whole time we just keep walking.

We drove into Matamoras (WTF were we thinking??) and when we were driving back over they asked if we had anything and we said no all nervous and they completely tossed the car even having a guy there to take off door panels and stuff.  Never frisked us or brought in a dog or even made us empty our pockets.  Completely set us aside and shot the cac with us while they tossed the entire car for about 30 minutes.  I don't know if it was a pain in the ass to get authority to check our pockets/pants/underwear/etc. or what and I wasn't sticking around to ask.

you guys drove into matamoros  :horrorsurprise:

Yeah, W...T...F right!?

i just can't even imagine. i mean, wow. pretty incredible really. maybe the craziest thing that i've ever heard of though too.

One of us (not me) spoke Spanish and kinda knew what was up and we found some old guy standing on the street where we parked and he talked to him a bit.  My re-inaction of the converstation:

guy I was with:  duche shat as  gisda tia;;g  sahsia;t   asdgio a  aeih g ;as g ire
this guy: sadf o ;f as ;aeae sdfh     sdfhasu  ausduubv xx ziduf
guy I was with: (hands him a 20) asd i bzzxzbv ziv  wiuerhwbB  WEIUOID  VOIADVBAW  WUEBR
this guy: (shaking his head and pointing around and then pointing at the ground) sld bd fuil ois dosif bbqliu  ubsdliue  uawbia vbuasldiu;g

And, in summary, the guy on the street sat by our car and smoked cigarettes and it was there when we got back and he was still standing there smoking cigarettes when we got back and we drove back across :dunno:  Guy I was with was all, "Yeah, told him I'd pay him to watch the car and the guy was all "Yeah, you're lucky you did" ".  
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Post by: jtksu on October 22, 2010, 07:59:38 PM
Saw a dude claim "hash pipe" on his customs ticket on our way back from Cancun.  Hilarious.
Title: Re: crimes you have committed (allegedly)
Post by: bubbles4ksu on October 22, 2010, 08:28:57 PM
Bought an 8 ball and a T and cashed it in one night. :goodbyecruelworld:
Title: Re: crimes you have committed (allegedly)
Post by: steve dave on October 22, 2010, 08:31:08 PM
Bought an 8 ball and a T and cashed it in one night. :goodbyecruelworld:

Not by yourself though  :horrorsurprise:
Title: Re: crimes you have committed (allegedly)
Post by: bubbles4ksu on October 22, 2010, 09:31:44 PM
Most of the work was done by my own nose.

I slept about 15 minutes in 3 days. Cried in the shower when I saw the blood. Haven't messed with the stuff much since.
Title: Re: crimes you have committed (allegedly)
Post by: SoberKatz on October 22, 2010, 09:34:48 PM
Got UIP in the alley by Mr. Goodcents about a month ago..... :zzz:
Title: Re: crimes you have committed (allegedly)
Post by: steve dave on October 22, 2010, 09:35:08 PM
Most of the work was done by my own nose.

I slept about 15 minutes in 3 days. Cried in the shower when I saw the blood. Haven't messed with the stuff much since.

sorry about that, if you ever run across it again let me know and I'll get rid of it for you.
Title: Re: crimes you have committed (allegedly)
Post by: TBL on October 22, 2010, 09:38:02 PM
Most of the work was done by my own nose.

I slept about 15 minutes in 3 days. Cried in the shower when I saw the blood. Haven't messed with the stuff much since.

sorry about that, if you ever run across it again let me know and I'll get rid of it for you.

It'll make you piss blood, too. :badmemories:
Title: Re: crimes you have committed (allegedly)
Post by: DQ12 on October 22, 2010, 09:49:07 PM
Ging's phone is dead but he says, "I don't see much snow in the forecast, but boomers are in season if that sort of thing interests you. :fatty:" :dunno:

Title: Re: crimes you have committed (allegedly)
Post by: steve dave on October 22, 2010, 09:54:05 PM
Ging's phone is dead but he says, "I don't see much snow in the forecast, but boomers are in season if that sort of thing interests you. :fatty:" :dunno:



JFC.  It could never snow again in my lifetime and I could give a eff but that's a different story  :surprised:
Title: Re: crimes you have committed (allegedly)
Post by: jtksu on October 22, 2010, 10:11:13 PM
3 days for a ball and a teen?  You must be a tremendous vagina.
Title: Re: crimes you have committed (allegedly)
Post by: DQ12 on October 22, 2010, 10:19:30 PM
"An estimated 35 lines is a pretty good effort for anyone this side of Lindsay Lohan."-Ging

What on earth are you guys talking about anyways?  "Snow"?  It's the middle of October for goodness sakes!
Title: Re: crimes you have committed (allegedly)
Post by: steve dave on October 22, 2010, 10:29:32 PM
"An estimated 35 lines is a pretty good effort for anyone this side of Lindsay Lohan."-Ging

What on earth are you guys talking about anyways?  "Snow"?  It's the middle of October for goodness sakes!
:horrorsurprise: Yeah, congrats on not being dead bro (also congrats on us partying during multiple hoops paks!)
Title: Re: crimes you have committed (allegedly)
Post by: jtksu on October 22, 2010, 10:32:19 PM
Actually kinda digging this second hand/hearsay posts from DLew/Ging.  An interesting BBS technique I had not come across before. 
Title: Re: crimes you have committed (allegedly)
Post by: Dirty Sanchez on October 22, 2010, 11:46:05 PM
Stole a road sign in Germany.  Tried carrying it in my sweatshirt, except it was about 10" wider than me.  It was my first time drunk.  Would have had to have left it with my host because I don't think German customs would have appreciated it.

Also stole the sign at the intersection of Milford Lake Road and Easy Jack Rd off I-70.  Got it for the Easy Jack for my friend, Jack.  I kept the Milford one.  Went there (4th of July 1994 or 95 iirc) with the intent to unscrew it, then realized we didn't have an allen wrench set, so I just broke it off.  Was the second time it had been stolen that summer.  They moved the post across the road after that.

Sent an e-mail to the vice principal that said "you are a bitch" from a school computer.  I was new to e-mail and thought you could unsend.  Got away with it because the clocks on the computers were off and she was a dumb bitch.

Fraternity bro of mine stole the American flag off the crane that was being used to build Hale--the first time.  Got stolen again later on.  Freaking crazy ass.

Title: Re: crimes you have committed (allegedly)
Post by: jtksu on October 23, 2010, 12:09:47 AM
Who steals an American flag?  Douches, that's who.
Title: Re: crimes you have committed (allegedly)
Post by: stunz on October 23, 2010, 05:47:43 AM
drove over the speed limit before

also made fake id's
Title: Re: crimes you have committed (allegedly)
Post by: Dugout DickStone on October 23, 2010, 09:18:56 AM
Numerous crimes of the heart.   :D
Title: Re: crimes you have committed (allegedly)
Post by: powercatmiller on October 23, 2010, 10:16:38 AM
1) Urinating on federal property
2) ungodly amounts of wacky tobacky

Did have a friend who ran from the cops one night, ditched the car, ran to my house, changed clothes then called 911 and reported his car stolen.
Title: Re: crimes you have committed (allegedly)
Post by: Pexikan on October 23, 2010, 12:00:43 PM
"It ain't a crime if ya don't get caught." - House of Pain
Title: Re: crimes you have committed (allegedly)
Post by: jtksu on October 23, 2010, 12:18:05 PM
"Grass on the field, play ball!!". -Pexican.
Title: Re: crimes you have committed (allegedly)
Post by: Poster formerly known as jthutch on October 25, 2010, 02:11:50 PM
Bought an 8 ball and a T and cashed it in one night. :goodbyecruelworld:

Tranny?
Title: Re: crimes you have committed (allegedly)
Post by: pike on October 25, 2010, 10:55:39 PM
Smoking pot. Dealing adderall. 2 mips . Stole a zippo one time from the mall in high school

I also work with a guy convicted of first degree murder
Title: Re: crimes you have committed (allegedly)
Post by: jtksu on October 26, 2010, 05:43:17 PM
Details on the murder? 
Title: Re: crimes you have committed (allegedly)
Post by: TBL on October 26, 2010, 05:46:03 PM
Stood on a grassy knoll.
Title: Re: crimes you have committed (allegedly)
Post by: jtksu on October 26, 2010, 05:49:59 PM
I'm guessing it had something to do with some dude doing his wife/gf.
Title: Re: crimes you have committed (allegedly)
Post by: pike on October 27, 2010, 06:27:08 AM
Meth lab
Title: Re: crimes you have committed (allegedly)
Post by: pike on October 27, 2010, 06:28:07 AM
Nice guy, tho
Title: Re: crimes you have committed (allegedly)
Post by: kitten_mittons on October 27, 2010, 07:29:03 AM
My brother worked with a lady who had served time for murder.  She was at McDonalds with her sons, in the drive-thru.  Some guys in the car in front of them had their music really loud.  She yelled at them to turn it down, they got into an argument.  Bang, killed them.

He also worked at a casino, and about 5 months after he quit he found out that one of the ladies that he worked with had just been arrested for a murder she had committed 40 years prior.
Title: Re: crimes you have committed (allegedly)
Post by: TBL on October 27, 2010, 12:50:46 PM
Meth lab


 :horrorsurprise:


Closet MU fan?
Title: Re: crimes you have committed (allegedly)
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on October 27, 2010, 12:52:58 PM
daris #4- trespassing. used to go pool hopping. only at private residences and only at night. once hit 13 in one night.
Title: Re: crimes you have committed (allegedly)
Post by: TBL on October 27, 2010, 12:56:31 PM
Flee and elude, trespassing, criminal damage to property, bad checks, driving while suspended, theft, suspicion of theft, wacky t'baccy, some various forms of powerded stuff, various forms of fungus, MIP.....and the list goes on.


 :peek:
Title: Re: crimes you have committed (allegedly)
Post by: AbeFroman on October 27, 2010, 03:19:06 PM
stole the rice cooker from Hunan in A'ville in the middle of drunk eating time one Sat. night.  It was a 5 man heist job that was executed brilliantly.  We do small jobs if anyone is interested.

oh hunan. Spent a lot of time in their walk in coolers grocery shopping. Too bad everything I grabbed usually turned out to be something completely different from what I thought I took. Breaded chicken? nope, shrimp flavored bread. Delicious steaks? nope, neck bones. Did get about 10 dozen eggs though.