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Title: Iniitial board loading times rough ridin' suck for me
Post by: pissclams on October 21, 2010, 04:40:35 PM
what's up w/ that?
OSX 10.5.8
FF 3.6.11 running adblock, bugmenot, download helper, and image toolbar.

when i load the site, it takes a while and says "waiting for goEMAW.com"

once it initially loads, it moves ok but it takes 30 seconds before it loads the first time.  anyone else with these hax0r related problemos? 
Title: Re: Iniitial board loading times rough ridin' suck for me
Post by: T42YS on October 21, 2010, 04:44:01 PM
no

happy birthday
Title: Re: Iniitial board loading times rough ridin' suck for me
Post by: pissclams on October 21, 2010, 04:54:00 PM
racism. bday is next week.
Title: Re: Iniitial board loading times rough ridin' suck for me
Post by: T42YS on October 21, 2010, 04:57:03 PM
wait a sec. are you fake pissclams? because the real pissclams' bday is definitely today. :horrorsurprise:
Title: Re: Iniitial board loading times rough ridin' suck for me
Post by: CHONGS on October 21, 2010, 05:02:50 PM
STILL HAVING PROBLEMS REALCLAMS?
Title: Re: Iniitial board loading times rough ridin' suck for me
Post by: pissclams on October 21, 2010, 06:10:26 PM
i'll log out, restart my machine and try reloading the site.

i already cleaned out my internet brwoser crap.
Title: Re: Iniitial board loading times rough ridin' suck for me
Post by: pissclams on October 21, 2010, 06:13:17 PM
nope.  it's a Festivus miracle!

(did you do anything or is it from me fixing my internet cache/cookies crap)?
Title: Re: Iniitial board loading times rough ridin' suck for me
Post by: CHONGS on October 21, 2010, 06:44:17 PM
nope.  it's a Festivus miracle!

(did you do anything or is it from me fixing my internet cache/cookies crap)?
I did some optimizing.  not sure which fixed it for you though.
Title: Re: Iniitial board loading times rough ridin' suck for me
Post by: kitten_mittons on October 21, 2010, 08:45:59 PM
what's up w/ that? 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QlQ6mGKF5ow
Title: Re: Iniitial board loading times rough ridin' suck for me
Post by: pissclams on October 21, 2010, 09:22:00 PM
nevermind, still does it.  seems like your optimizing is some bullshit computer lingo that translates into "nada" for us working joes.
Title: Re: Iniitial board loading times rough ridin' suck for me
Post by: pissclams on October 21, 2010, 09:22:31 PM
what's up w/ that? 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QlQ6mGKF5ow

exactly.  x rough ridin' xactly.   
Title: Re: Iniitial board loading times rough ridin' suck for me
Post by: yoga-like_abana on October 21, 2010, 09:23:07 PM
sounds to me like you should've gone with a pc.  :D
Title: Re: Iniitial board loading times rough ridin' suck for me
Post by: pissclams on October 21, 2010, 10:22:55 PM
sounds to me like you should've gone with a pc.  :D

weird post broseph, the stats i put up there were a hemmylure.  looks like i caught me a hemmy.  hey pete, how do they cook these bitches in bermuda because i am hungry...    :babywillie:
Title: Re: Iniitial board loading times rough ridin' suck for me
Post by: pissclams on October 23, 2010, 12:30:52 PM
fix it
Title: Re: Iniitial board loading times rough ridin' suck for me
Post by: hemmy on October 24, 2010, 02:08:21 PM
hmmmm :foottapguy:
Title: Re: Iniitial board loading times rough ridin' suck for me
Post by: CHONGS on October 24, 2010, 02:25:37 PM
:dunno:
Title: Re: Iniitial board loading times rough ridin' suck for me
Post by: pissclams on October 24, 2010, 06:42:08 PM
something is jacked. does the same thing with safari.
Title: Re: Iniitial board loading times rough ridin' suck for me
Post by: WillieWatanabe on October 24, 2010, 06:47:33 PM
I guess i really haven't noticed anything. Every now and then it is slow, but i don't think it is site related on my end. I use firefox on Windows 7 fwiw.
Title: Re: Iniitial board loading times rough ridin' suck for me
Post by: Saulbadguy on October 24, 2010, 06:56:49 PM
try resetting your router.
Title: Re: Iniitial board loading times rough ridin' suck for me
Post by: pissclams on October 24, 2010, 07:35:41 PM
thanks saul, i'll give it a shot.
Title: Re: Iniitial board loading times rough ridin' suck for me
Post by: pissclams on October 24, 2010, 07:55:26 PM
yup that did the trick, thanks again
Title: Re: Iniitial board loading times rough ridin' suck for me
Post by: pissclams on October 25, 2010, 09:29:49 PM
broken again.  lamesville.
Title: Re: Iniitial board loading times rough ridin' suck for me
Post by: T42YS on October 25, 2010, 09:30:45 PM
broken again.  lamesville.

what sorts of birthday presents did you get?
Title: Re: Iniitial board loading times rough ridin' suck for me
Post by: Saulbadguy on October 25, 2010, 09:41:36 PM
Upgrade your routers firmware
Title: Re: Iniitial board loading times rough ridin' suck for me
Post by: pissclams on October 25, 2010, 11:21:00 PM
it only  happens on this site. 
Title: Re: Iniitial board loading times rough ridin' suck for me
Post by: Saulbadguy on October 26, 2010, 07:49:52 AM
it only  happens on this site. 
I like mac n cheese.

Oh, I thought we were talking about things totally unrelated to your issue.
Title: Re: Iniitial board loading times rough ridin' suck for me
Post by: pissclams on October 26, 2010, 10:26:02 AM
saul, there's a very good reason the world hates dealing with IT guys.  just as there's a very good reason why IT guys hate dealing with the world.  it's up to you to choose which place you live in, the matrix or the world.  just think about it, ok?  for the sake of my page load times on this site, just think about it.
Title: Re: Iniitial board loading times rough ridin' suck for me
Post by: Saulbadguy on October 26, 2010, 10:31:52 AM
Have you upgraded your routers firmware yet?  It's really easy. 
Title: Re: Iniitial board loading times rough ridin' suck for me
Post by: pissclams on October 26, 2010, 11:17:35 AM
No.  I'll do it when I get home from work.
Title: Re: Iniitial board loading times rough ridin' suck for me
Post by: Saulbadguy on October 26, 2010, 11:24:58 AM
Ok.  Since we haven't heard any other complaints, i'm guessing there is no problem with the site itself.
Title: Re: Iniitial board loading times rough ridin' suck for me
Post by: yoga-like_abana on October 26, 2010, 11:26:59 AM
what a dumbass
Title: Re: Iniitial board loading times rough ridin' suck for me
Post by: Trim on October 26, 2010, 12:05:27 PM
Ok.  Since we haven't heard any other complaints, i'm guessing there is no problem with the site itself.

I've got a complaint. 'clams keeps bitching about his own shitty computer situation to all of us here.
Title: Re: Iniitial board loading times effing suck for me
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on October 26, 2010, 12:11:17 PM
saul,

my dishwasher doesn't seem to get my dishes as clean as it used to. thoughts?
Title: Re: Iniitial board loading times rough ridin' suck for me
Post by: yoga-like_abana on October 26, 2010, 12:12:55 PM
sounds like you need to upgrade your RAM
Title: Re: Iniitial board loading times rough ridin' suck for me
Post by: WillieWatanabe on October 26, 2010, 12:13:37 PM
sounds like you need to upgrade your RAM

after he defrags his HD first.
Title: Re: Iniitial board loading times rough ridin' suck for me
Post by: Saulbadguy on October 26, 2010, 12:14:09 PM
saul,

my dishwasher doesn't seem to get my dishes as clean as it used to. thoughts?
Try those cascade gel pack things.  They seem to do the trick.
Title: Re: Iniitial board loading times rough ridin' suck for me
Post by: pissclams on October 26, 2010, 12:23:08 PM
Ok.  Since we haven't heard any other complaints, i'm guessing there is no problem with the site itself.

who the eff said it was a problem with the site?  damn, i'm surrounded by d-aces.
Title: Re: Iniitial board loading times rough ridin' suck for me
Post by: T42YS on October 26, 2010, 03:26:32 PM
Everyone here is doing a great job. Thanks, mods, for all of the work that you do.




Cheers,

The42Yardstick

A goEMAW.com premium poster.
Title: Re: Iniitial board loading times rough ridin' suck for me
Post by: hemmy on October 26, 2010, 09:28:11 PM
I concur with clams, this site is really slow sometimes. Makes me think of ksufans.com
Title: Re: Iniitial board loading times effing suck for me
Post by: gowildcatwildcat on October 27, 2010, 12:33:13 PM
I personally think it's awesome that the front page is down.  Front pages are decidedly kstateo.
Title: Re: Iniitial board loading times effing suck for me
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on October 27, 2010, 12:34:56 PM
I personally think it's awesome that the front page is down.  Front pages are decidedly kstateo.

you actually tried to go to the front page?  :surprised:
Title: Re: Iniitial board loading times rough ridin' suck for me
Post by: WillieWatanabe on November 09, 2010, 01:31:52 PM
OK Clams. I've just experienced what you have. It just took me 2 hours for the page to load. :runaway:
Title: Re: Iniitial board loading times rough ridin' suck for me
Post by: CHONGS on November 09, 2010, 01:35:11 PM
Maybe next time Rick Daris will use a lid for his 64 oz jug of diet dr pepper.

MAYBE.

Title: Re: Iniitial board loading times effing suck for me
Post by: Dugout DickStone on November 09, 2010, 01:58:57 PM
Maybe next time Rick Daris will use a lid for his 64 oz jug of diet dr pepper.

MAYBE.



That's why I put that sign up about keeping all food and DRINKS away from the hardware.  Did someone take the sign down!?   :horrorsurprise:
Title: Re: Iniitial board loading times rough ridin' suck for me
Post by: pissclams on November 09, 2010, 01:59:56 PM
Maybe next time Rick Daris will use a lid for his 64 oz jug of diet dr pepper.

MAYBE.



That's why I put that sign up about keeping all food and DRINKS away from the hardware.  Did someone take the sign down!?   :horrorsurprise:
no the sign is still there but no one pays any attention to the stupid crap you put on the signs.  signs are stupid and so are you.  :lol:  sad really...
Title: Re: Iniitial board loading times rough ridin' suck for me
Post by: CHONGS on November 09, 2010, 02:01:58 PM
Maybe next time Rick Daris will use a lid for his 64 oz jug of diet dr pepper.

MAYBE.



That's why I put that sign up about keeping all food and DRINKS away from the hardware.  Did someone take the sign down!?   :horrorsurprise:
no the sign is still there but no one pays any attention to the stupid crap you put on the signs.  signs are stupid and so are you.  :lol:  sad really...
Well I don't think its so stupid since that two-hour down time just cost us over $10K in revenue.  Say goodbye to your bonuses fellas.  No rough ridin' skidoos now. 
Title: Re: Iniitial board loading times effing suck for me
Post by: Dugout DickStone on November 09, 2010, 02:47:41 PM
Maybe next time Rick Daris will use a lid for his 64 oz jug of diet dr pepper.

MAYBE.



That's why I put that sign up about keeping all food and DRINKS away from the hardware.  Did someone take the sign down!?   :horrorsurprise:
no the sign is still there but no one pays any attention to the stupid cac you put on the signs.  signs are stupid and so are you.  :lol:  sad really...
Well I don't think its so stupid since that two-hour down time just cost us over $10K in revenue.  Say goodbye to your bonuses fellas.  No effing skidoos now. 

I was going to start a rebel Newman board with that seed money.   :frown:
Title: Re: Iniitial board loading times rough ridin' suck for me
Post by: pissclams on November 09, 2010, 03:22:20 PM
Maybe next time Rick Daris will use a lid for his 64 oz jug of diet dr pepper.

MAYBE.



That's why I put that sign up about keeping all food and DRINKS away from the hardware.  Did someone take the sign down!?   :horrorsurprise:
no the sign is still there but no one pays any attention to the stupid crap you put on the signs.  signs are stupid and so are you.  :lol:  sad really...
Well I don't think its so stupid since that two-hour down time just cost us over $10K in revenue.  Say goodbye to your bonuses fellas.  No rough ridin' skidoos now. 

 :bawl: :bawl: :bawl:
maybe you should make a few signs about it  :lol: 
Title: Re: Iniitial board loading times effing suck for me
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on November 09, 2010, 03:59:25 PM
first of all, yeah it was me. i spilled stuff (diet dp) on the hardware. but if you guys don't like it, then maybe you should show up six hours early to the message boards like i do every day so that you are sitting close to the monitors and the hardware and the wires and stuff. you know what? you won't. that's what i thought.
Title: Re: Iniitial board loading times effing suck for me
Post by: mjrod on November 09, 2010, 05:34:36 PM
 :facepalm:
Title: Re: Iniitial board loading times effing suck for me
Post by: T42YS on November 09, 2010, 05:35:15 PM
:facepalm:

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2FgoEMAW.com%2Fforum%2FSmileys%2FgoEMAW%2Fhorrorsurprise.gif&hash=b2b4b955e4b5caf70e908c10fb0e36fa45fc37bd)
Title: Re: Iniitial board loading times effing suck for me
Post by: mjrod on November 09, 2010, 05:36:22 PM
 :ck:

What?
Title: Re: Iniitial board loading times rough ridin' suck for me
Post by: hemmy on November 10, 2010, 08:46:54 PM
I think he just enjoys super enlarged emoticons
Title: Re: Iniitial board loading times effing suck for me
Post by: BigCat on November 12, 2010, 12:27:39 AM
hey I'm on a PC and mine doesn't work either WTF!!1?
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