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Title: This guy needs to be...
Post by: ksuwizard on October 21, 2010, 01:17:27 PM
...taken out back and beat with a purple rubber hose.  I'm at a loss...

http://www.kansan.com/weblogs/proud-to-be-a-converted-jayhawk/2010/aug/18/proud-to-be-a-converted-jayhawk/
Title: Re: This guy needs to be...
Post by: steve dave on October 21, 2010, 01:23:30 PM
I know of quite a few KU grad EMAWs on this board  :peek:
Title: Re: This guy needs to be...
Post by: broXcore on October 21, 2010, 01:26:27 PM
that guy seems like a troll

just seems like he is trying way too hard
Title: Re: This guy needs to be...
Post by: WillieWatanabe on October 21, 2010, 01:26:56 PM
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It goes without saying that KU is better overall in sports as well.

Apparently he hasn't been paying attention much lately.
Title: Re: This guy needs to be...
Post by: EllToPay on October 21, 2010, 01:30:43 PM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Favatars.espn.go.com%2Favatars%2Fkansasgirls_adoptedjayhawk%2F275%2Fkansasgirls_adoptedjayhawk.jpg&hash=dc8fc5e654a81e8a5112b47ee06324c5f90d7a0a)


pfffft, they can have him
Title: Re: This guy needs to be...
Post by: ksuwizard on October 21, 2010, 01:35:01 PM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Favatars.espn.go.com%2Favatars%2Fkansasgirls_adoptedjayhawk%2F275%2Fkansasgirls_adoptedjayhawk.jpg&hash=dc8fc5e654a81e8a5112b47ee06324c5f90d7a0a)


pfffft, they can have him

I agree.  Once I saw the picture on the 'Rest of the story' link, I think Wildcat Nation is OK letting him go....
Title: Re: This guy needs to be...
Post by: Saulbadguy on October 21, 2010, 01:37:14 PM
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If we were to have kids, which we can't due to health reasons, I would do anything possible to convince them to be Jayhawks.

Well, thank goodness.
Title: Re: This guy needs to be...
Post by: WillieWatanabe on October 21, 2010, 01:38:02 PM
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If we were to have kids, which we can't due to health reasons, I would do anything possible to convince them to be Jayhawks.

Well, thank goodness.

pfftt
Title: Re: This guy needs to be...
Post by: "storm"nut on October 21, 2010, 01:39:26 PM
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If we were to have kids, which we can't due to health reasons, I would do anything possible to convince them to be Jayhawks.

Well, thank goodness.

am I a bigot in thinking this guy is gay because of the above reason?
Title: Re: This guy needs to be...
Post by: Big Sam on October 21, 2010, 01:41:38 PM
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If we were to have kids, which we can't due to health reasons, I would do anything possible to convince them to be Jayhawks.

Well, thank goodness.

am I a bigot in thinking this guy is gay because of the above reason?

I just figured God was on the ball here and opted not to allow this dude to spawn.

Sam S.
Title: Re: This guy needs to be...
Post by: Gary Patterson Jr. on October 21, 2010, 01:42:33 PM
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If we were to have kids, which we can't due to health reasons, I would do anything possible to convince them to be Jayhawks.

Well, thank goodness.

I for one am kinda sad this guy can't have kids. My kids would have had a lot of fun kicking the cac of his kids.
Title: Re: This guy needs to be...
Post by: Doberman_CATS!!! on October 21, 2010, 01:46:32 PM
I should give credit to my wife as well who is a KU grad. She might have helped in knocking some sense into me

I bet his wife is 300 lbs and actually does beat him.. Classic case of skinny ugly guy with fat domanatrix chick.
Title: Re: This guy needs to be...
Post by: Trim on October 21, 2010, 01:47:44 PM
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If we were to have kids, which we can't due to health reasons, I would do anything possible to convince them to be Jayhawks.

Well, thank goodness.

am I a bigot in thinking this guy is gay because of the above reason?

Wow, stormy just called Fitz gay.
Title: Re: This guy needs to be...
Post by: WildcatNkilt on October 21, 2010, 01:49:00 PM
What I read in this article:

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I met my lover at THE University of Kansas so now I will worship them and be a Jayhawk fan forever.


What really happened:

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The junior high kids in Manhattan beat me up in the park when I would walk fluffy.
Title: Re: This guy needs to be...
Post by: Dugout DickStone on October 21, 2010, 01:50:02 PM
No wonder, he is impotent
Title: Re: This guy needs to be...
Post by: Trim on October 21, 2010, 01:51:07 PM
...taken out back and beat with a purple rubber hose.  I'm at a loss...

http://www.kansan.com/weblogs/proud-to-be-a-converted-jayhawk/2010/aug/18/proud-to-be-a-converted-jayhawk/

Daris is already using the back.  To kill himself.
Title: Re: This guy needs to be...
Post by: T42YS on October 21, 2010, 01:58:06 PM
 :users:
Title: Re: This guy needs to be...
Post by: Paul Moscow on October 21, 2010, 01:58:56 PM
:users:

Your manifesto was way better than his.
Title: Re: This guy needs to be...
Post by: "storm"nut on October 21, 2010, 02:03:52 PM
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If we were to have kids, which we can't due to health reasons, I would do anything possible to convince them to be Jayhawks.

Well, thank goodness.

am I a bigot in thinking this guy is gay because of the above reason?

Wow, stormy just called Fitz gay.

 :fatty:
Title: Re: This guy needs to be...
Post by: EMAWmeister on October 21, 2010, 02:11:41 PM
Good rough ridin' riddance bad person.
Title: Re: This guy needs to be...
Post by: Poster formerly known as jthutch on October 21, 2010, 02:16:51 PM
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If we were to have kids, which we can't due to health reasons, I would do anything possible to convince them to be Jayhawks.

Well, thank goodness.

Both of you being dudes does is not "health reasons."
Title: Re: This guy needs to be...
Post by: ednksu on October 21, 2010, 02:19:51 PM
Its a good think I'm not in a position of power at KSU.  I would start dissociating people so hard Stalin would think I was being Harsh. 
Title: Re: This guy needs to be...
Post by: MadCat on October 21, 2010, 02:21:12 PM
I did not read this:

Link (http://sportsnation.espn.go.com/fans/kansasgirls_adoptedJayhawk/blog)
Title: Re: This guy needs to be...
Post by: Dugout DickStone on October 21, 2010, 02:26:15 PM
...taken out back and beat with a purple rubber hose.  I'm at a loss...

http://www.kansan.com/weblogs/proud-to-be-a-converted-jayhawk/2010/aug/18/proud-to-be-a-converted-jayhawk/

Daris is already using the back.  To kill himself.

why would he do that?
Title: Re: This guy needs to be...
Post by: CNS on October 21, 2010, 02:29:17 PM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Favatars.espn.go.com%2Favatars%2Fkansasgirls_adoptedjayhawk%2F275%2Fkansasgirls_adoptedjayhawk.jpg&hash=dc8fc5e654a81e8a5112b47ee06324c5f90d7a0a)


pfffft, they can have him

Is that his conf win prediction for this year?
Title: Re: This guy needs to be...
Post by: EuroCat on October 21, 2010, 02:30:37 PM
  :bait: :users:

This guy is good. Say, anyone seen 42 lately?
Title: Re: This guy needs to be...
Post by: Trim on October 21, 2010, 02:43:10 PM
...taken out back and beat with a purple rubber hose.  I'm at a loss...

http://www.kansan.com/weblogs/proud-to-be-a-converted-jayhawk/2010/aug/18/proud-to-be-a-converted-jayhawk/

Daris is already using the back.  To kill himself.

why would he do that?

He's such a dedicated EMAW that if a marginal former cat linebacker/quitter suggests it, he'll do it.
Title: Re: This guy needs to be...
Post by: EMAWzified on October 21, 2010, 03:02:20 PM
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should give credit to my wife as well who is a KU grad. She might have helped in knocking some sense into me
Classic Stockholm syndrome. Poor impotent probably gay toady.
Title: Re: This guy needs to be...
Post by: CHONGS on October 21, 2010, 03:03:43 PM
How many more unfunny gay jokes can we try to squeeze in here?  I am thinking at least three more pages.

:flush:
Title: Re: This guy needs to be...
Post by: WillieWatanabe on October 21, 2010, 03:15:39 PM
i heard this guy likes anal.
Title: Re: This guy needs to be...
Post by: T42YS on October 21, 2010, 03:17:44 PM
How many more unfunny gay jokes can we try to squeeze in here?  I am thinking at least three more pages.

:flush:

MODS!?
Title: Re: This guy needs to be...
Post by: Dugout DickStone on October 21, 2010, 03:33:24 PM
Pretty this is an emaw prank.  Picked the biggest, dorkiest loser they could find then made him emaj.  Pretty good but I'm not fooled.  No guy is that ugly and impotent.
Title: Re: This guy needs to be...
Post by: john "teach me how to" dougie on October 21, 2010, 03:35:17 PM
Here's the "wife" guys.


(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ftv.ku.edu%2Fmedia%2Fbios%2Fimages%2F362.jpg&hash=b72ebd4406950874ae172c898854ee0041a92cec)

https://tv.ku.edu/profile/Miranda-Lenning/ (https://tv.ku.edu/profile/Miranda-Lenning/)
Title: Re: This guy needs to be...
Post by: Brock Landers on October 21, 2010, 03:38:59 PM
Here's the "wife" guys.


(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ftv.ku.edu%2Fmedia%2Fbios%2Fimages%2F362.jpg&hash=b72ebd4406950874ae172c898854ee0041a92cec)

https://tv.ku.edu/profile/Miranda-Lenning/ (https://tv.ku.edu/profile/Miranda-Lenning/)


Is she pre-op or post-op?  Kinda hard to tell these days.
Title: Re: This guy needs to be...
Post by: Big Sam on October 21, 2010, 03:42:04 PM
Here's the "wife" guys.


(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ftv.ku.edu%2Fmedia%2Fbios%2Fimages%2F362.jpg&hash=b72ebd4406950874ae172c898854ee0041a92cec)

https://tv.ku.edu/profile/Miranda-Lenning/ (https://tv.ku.edu/profile/Miranda-Lenning/)

Looks like one of those Hentai chicks.

In reading the profile there is a "Former KU Track Star Talks to Middle Schoolers."  I guess the terms of his probation got altered so he could have contact with the kiddies.
Title: Re: This guy needs to be...
Post by: Dugout DickStone on October 21, 2010, 03:55:26 PM
She looks barren.
Title: Re: This guy needs to be...
Post by: MadCat on October 21, 2010, 04:13:50 PM
LinkedIn (http://www.linkedin.com/pub/miranda-lenning/a/26a/721)

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Some of the companies that I have worked with include: Kronos, Cognos, an IBM Company and CommVault Systems.

 :facepalm:

Should read:
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Kronos; Cognos, an IBM Company; and CommVault Systems