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TITLETOWN - A Decade Long Celebration Of The Greatest Achievement In College Athletics History => Kansas State Football => Topic started by: Pete on October 07, 2010, 01:18:10 PM
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Keep your rough ridin' heads on a swivel, because we are mere minutes away from our departure. We have two rules when our wheels hit I-70; 1) Keep it between the ditches, and 2) Do not let anyone pass us.
If you see a 1972, black, Chrysler Cordoba barreling at toward your rear-view at an alarming rate, remain calm….and under NO CIRCUMSTANCES MAKE EYE CONTACT WITH US!
You will be tempted to signal to us, we get that. However, doing so will jeopardize not only your own lives (eyes on the road, saftey first), but ours as well. We are traveling with three undocumented Guatemalan prostitutes, to whom we have promised complete anonymity. I'm not sure how familiar many of you are with the Guatemalan culture (Sys can attest), but violating this covenant will almost certainly result in one or more of us being stabbed.
:lynchmob:
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Operation Swift Penguin is a go Pete.
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:horrorsurprise:
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KEEP YOUR rough ridin' HEADS ON A SWIVEL!
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:runaway: (ftp://:runaway:)
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Is there a SD "Fight Thread" template somewhere around here that I am not aware of? Sounds eerily similar. :dunno:
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You get several templates with your premium membership. I mostly just use the PI template.
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with all due respect, technically you don't get "stabbed" by a Guatemalan prostitute....you get "shanked". "knifed" is also acceptable.
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Is there a SD "Fight Thread" template somewhere around here that I am not aware of? Sounds eerily similar. :dunno:
Template :confused:
I just watched limestone "lose" his cigger lighter in the crotch of Consuela at the 351 mile marker after a pint of Rebel Yell.
Is that in your rough ridin' template?
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three undocumented Guatemalan prostitutes
:lick: :love: :drool:
This thread has SERIOUS potential
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I hate it when others say this, but it must be said: This post is worthless without pictures.