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Title: Attention I-70 Drivers
Post by: Pete on October 07, 2010, 01:18:10 PM
Keep your rough ridin' heads on a swivel, because we are mere minutes away from our departure.  We have two rules when our wheels hit I-70; 1) Keep it between the ditches, and 2) Do not let anyone pass us.


If you see a 1972, black, Chrysler Cordoba barreling at toward your rear-view at an alarming rate, remain calm….and under NO CIRCUMSTANCES MAKE EYE CONTACT WITH US!

You will be tempted to signal to us, we get that.  However, doing so will jeopardize not only your own lives (eyes on the road, saftey first), but ours as well.  We are traveling with three undocumented Guatemalan prostitutes, to whom we have promised complete anonymity.  I'm not sure how familiar many of you are with the Guatemalan culture (Sys can attest), but violating this covenant will almost certainly result in one or more of us being stabbed. 

 :lynchmob:
Title: Re: Attention I-70 Drivers
Post by: Kat Kid on October 07, 2010, 01:19:10 PM
Operation Swift Penguin is a go Pete.
Title: Re: Attention I-70 Drivers
Post by: Poster formerly known as jthutch on October 07, 2010, 01:20:45 PM
 :horrorsurprise:
Title: Re: Attention I-70 Drivers
Post by: Johnny Wichita on October 07, 2010, 01:21:13 PM
KEEP YOUR rough ridin' HEADS ON A SWIVEL!
Title: Re: Attention I-70 Drivers
Post by: I_have_purplewood on October 07, 2010, 01:28:47 PM
 :runaway: (ftp://:runaway:)
Title: Re: Attention I-70 Drivers
Post by: hatingfrancisco on October 07, 2010, 02:06:43 PM
Is there a SD "Fight Thread" template somewhere around here that I am not aware of?  Sounds eerily similar.   :dunno:
Title: Re: Attention I-70 Drivers
Post by: jtksu on October 07, 2010, 02:42:58 PM
You get several templates with your premium membership.  I mostly just use the PI template.
Title: Re: Attention I-70 Drivers
Post by: Fuktard on October 07, 2010, 03:19:05 PM
with all due respect, technically you don't get "stabbed" by a Guatemalan prostitute....you get "shanked".  "knifed" is also acceptable.
Title: Re: Attention I-70 Drivers
Post by: Pete on October 07, 2010, 03:21:50 PM
Is there a SD "Fight Thread" template somewhere around here that I am not aware of?  Sounds eerily similar.   :dunno:

Template :confused:

I just watched limestone "lose" his cigger lighter in the crotch of Consuela at the 351 mile marker after a pint of Rebel Yell.

Is that in your rough ridin' template?
Title: Re: Attention I-70 Drivers
Post by: KSUTOMMY on October 07, 2010, 04:16:12 PM
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three undocumented Guatemalan prostitutes
:lick:  :love:  :drool:

This thread has SERIOUS potential
Title: Re: Attention I-70 Drivers
Post by: deputy dawg on October 07, 2010, 04:42:39 PM
I hate it when others say this, but it must be said:  This post is worthless without pictures.