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Title: 42 commits internet seppuku
Post by: The42Yardstick on October 07, 2010, 11:27:41 AM
This game means everything in the world to me.

My family is composed of almost entirely Nebraska fans. Both of my parents went there. Hell, I almost went there. I grew up a Nebraska fan, and I remember being visibly pissed in 1998 and 2000 when LHC Bill Snyder pissed in the Huskers' cheerios on national television. Most of you also know that I went to KU for a year. So many of you probably are wondering why the hell I'm putting so much importance on this game.

The thing is, as many KSTATEO jokes I make, as much as I (rightfully) bag on powertards for being a walking stereotype of what people make fun of KSU fans for and as much as we get dumped on by others both inside and outside of our region, I love it here. Manhattan is a great town, and this is a great university. I am eternally grateful that they gave me the opportunity to be here. I went from a near college dropout three years ago to a graduate last spring, and KSU is giving me a chance to take things to the next level in grad school. They didn't have to do so. They could have looked at my absolutely horrid, alcohol-fueled grades from my freshman year at KU and said "eh, he's not ready for the big leagues. he wouldn't be able to handle it up here." But, KSU is giving me a shot to prove my potential and propel myself to the career I want, and for that I can never thank them enough.

On the flip side, Nebraska nearly caused irreparable damage to this institution with their actions this summer. I understand why they did what they did. I understand why my entire family wants the University of Texas to sink into the ocean. I really do. But I still cannot forgive them. Not tonight. Once Nebraska is gone, I'll be able to let it go and wish them well. But not tonight. I know that a number of you feel this way as well. Don't kid yourself, the Mountain West would have been a financial disaster for KSU, even if the league had somehow been able to claim BCS status. Fans would not have cared as much. Less money would have come in to athletics. Less money to athletics usually means that less money will end up in academics as well. This would have negatively affected everyone who has ever been affiliated with K-State, regardless of whether they care about sports or not.

For this, Nebraska must pay. I know a number of you will likely be piss-drunk and belligerent with Nebraska fans tonight. I'm generally against people acting like complete dicks if their only provocation is the sight of a shirt with the enemy's colors, but tonight I honestly cannot blame you if some Nebraska fans get their feelings hurt. They knew what they were in for when they decided to travel to Manhattan. I can't condone physical violence, but I definitely cannot condone being civil or friendly to Nebraska fans tonight. Regardless of this game's outcome, let them know that they're not welcome here ever again.

EMAW.
Title: Re: I just want to say something.
Post by: EllToPay on October 07, 2010, 11:28:47 AM
:powerespect:
Title: Re: I just want to say something.
Post by: Saulbadguy on October 07, 2010, 11:29:21 AM
Almost as good as the michigancat "why i'm skeptical" thread.
Title: Re: I just want to say something.
Post by: kso_FAN on October 07, 2010, 11:30:12 AM
Turn out the lights...
Title: Re: I just want to say something.
Post by: jrod_06 on October 07, 2010, 11:30:26 AM
 :horrorsurprise:
Title: Re: I just want to say something.
Post by: nicname on October 07, 2010, 11:31:06 AM
CHURCH!
Title: Re: I just want to say something.
Post by: ArchE_Cat on October 07, 2010, 11:32:52 AM
drunk and wearing jorts again????
Title: Re: I just want to say something.
Post by: bakerman on October 07, 2010, 11:34:41 AM
can someone put this into a General George S. Patton speech with  :kstatriot: waving in the background?
Title: Re: I just want to say something.
Post by: Scary Smart on October 07, 2010, 11:42:44 AM
42= :kstatriot:
Title: Re: I just want to say something.
Post by: WildCatzPhreak on October 07, 2010, 11:47:27 AM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2FgoEMAW.com%2Fforum%2FSmileys%2FgoEMAW%2FDNR.gif&hash=36b51e51032a2ea2f756e59886eba3a473047c0b)

TLDNR.  But, based on the responses and feel of this thread, I'll give you a  :pbj: :ksu: :kstatriot: :ksu: :kstatriot: :ksu: :pbj:
Title: Re: I just want to say something.
Post by: smith1051 on October 07, 2010, 11:48:02 AM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcutepsycho.unblog.fr%2Ffiles%2F2008%2F07%2Ftear.jpg&hash=b3e9fff7213e4f0f8ce7f19876001f71cf273ed1)
Title: Re: I just want to say something.
Post by: I_have_purplewood on October 07, 2010, 11:48:28 AM
:lynchmob: :lynchmob: :lynchmob: :cheers: :lynchmob: :lynchmob: :lynchmob:
Title: Re: I just want to say something.
Post by: MeatSauce on October 07, 2010, 11:49:09 AM
42: Thanks for helping us who don't know you, get to know you.  Glad to have you on our team now.  You're like the Kenny Powers of Big12 fandom.  :cheers:, BRO
Title: Re: I just want to say something.
Post by: Dugout DickStone on October 07, 2010, 11:50:00 AM
The transformation is complete.
Title: Re: I just want to say something.
Post by: ArchE_Cat on October 07, 2010, 11:50:08 AM
can someone put this into a General George S. Patton speech with  :kstatriot: waving in the background?

This is much more a Dwight Schrute-esque speech
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXbbGycK_L4 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXbbGycK_L4)
Title: Re: I just want to say something.
Post by: The42Yardstick on October 07, 2010, 11:51:18 AM
can someone put this into a General George S. Patton speech with  :kstatriot: waving in the background?

This is much more a Dwight Schrute-esque speech
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXbbGycK_L4 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXbbGycK_L4)

Meh. I expected that.
Title: Re: I just want to say something.
Post by: Huskerpride on October 07, 2010, 12:14:52 PM
This game means everything in the world to me.

My family is composed of almost entirely Nebraska fans. Both of my parents went there. Hell, I almost went there. I grew up a Nebraska fan, and I remember being visibly pissed in 1998 and 2000 when LHC Bill Snyder pissed in the Huskers' cheerios on national television. Most of you also know that I went to KU for a year. So many of you probably are wondering why the hell I'm putting so much importance on this game.

The thing is, as many KSTATEO jokes I make, as much as I (rightfully) bag on powertards for being a walking stereotype of what people make fun of KSU fans for and as much as we get dumped on by others both inside and outside of our region, I love it here. Manhattan is a great town, and this is a great university. I am eternally grateful that they gave me the opportunity to be here. I went from a near college dropout three years ago to a graduate last spring, and KSU is giving me a chance to take things to the next level in grad school. They didn't have to do so. They could have looked at my absolutely horrid, alcohol-fueled grades from my freshman year at KU and said "eh, he's not ready for the big leagues. he wouldn't be able to handle it up here." But, KSU is giving me a shot to prove my potential and propel myself to the career I want, and for that I can never thank them enough.

On the flip side, Nebraska nearly caused irreparable damage to this institution with their actions this summer. I understand why they did what they did. I understand why my entire family wants the University of Texas to sink into the ocean. I really do. But I still cannot forgive them. Not tonight. Once Nebraska is gone, I'll be able to let it go and wish them well. But not tonight. I know that a number of you feel this way as well. Don't kid yourself, the Mountain West would have been a financial disaster for KSU, even if the league had somehow been able to claim BCS status. Fans would not have cared as much. Less money would have come in to athletics. Less money to athletics usually means that less money will end up in academics as well. This would have negatively affected everyone who has ever been affiliated with K-State, regardless of whether they care about sports or not.

For this, Nebraska must pay. I know a number of you will likely be piss-drunk and belligerent with Nebraska fans tonight. I'm generally against people acting like complete dicks if their only provocation is the sight of a shirt with the enemy's colors, but tonight I honestly cannot blame you if some Nebraska fans get their feelings hurt. They knew what they were in for when they decided to travel to Manhattan. I can't condone physical violence, but I definitely cannot condone being civil or friendly to Nebraska fans tonight. Regardless of this game's outcome, let them know that they're not welcome here ever again.

EMAW.
Did your parents travel to Manhattan? If so, are you ok with emaws getting in their faces? :ksu:
Title: Re: I just want to say something.
Post by: mcmwcat on October 07, 2010, 12:16:41 PM
nUCK fEBRASKA

hUCK the fUSKERS

 :cool:
Title: Re: I just want to say something.
Post by: WillieWatanabe on October 07, 2010, 12:17:05 PM
So you been a NU fan, a KU fan, and now a KSU fan. How can we trust you will stay EMAW??  :nono:
Title: Re: I just want to say something.
Post by: 'taterblast on October 07, 2010, 12:22:13 PM


 I grew up a Nebraska fan, and I remember being visibly pissed in 1998 and 2000 when LHC Bill Snyder pissed in the Huskers' cheerios on national television.

what the eff?
Title: Re: I just want to say something.
Post by: ew2x4 on October 07, 2010, 12:30:41 PM
 :powerespect: and  :combofan:

However, you better not rough ridin' betray us. We do not forgive.
Title: Re: I just want to say something.
Post by: Kat Kid on October 07, 2010, 12:46:07 PM
(sl     ow     cl     ap)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31M_MdSVxV8 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31M_MdSVxV8)
Title: Re: I just want to say something.
Post by: The42Yardstick on October 07, 2010, 12:49:06 PM
Wow. OP is a douche.

 :facepalm:

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2FgoEMAW.com%2Fforum%2FSmileys%2FgoEMAW%2FDNR.gif&hash=36b51e51032a2ea2f756e59886eba3a473047c0b)
Title: Re: I just want to say something.
Post by: OK_Cat on October 07, 2010, 12:51:37 PM
 :goodbyecruelworld:
Title: Re: I just want to say something.
Post by: The42Yardstick on October 07, 2010, 01:00:13 PM
:goodbyecruelworld:

i'm sorry. i always loved you.
Title: Re: 42 commits internet seppuku
Post by: OK_Cat on October 07, 2010, 01:00:56 PM
 :horrorsurprise:
Title: Re: 42 commits internet seppuku
Post by: wetwillie on October 07, 2010, 01:05:23 PM
So, just attempting to put a together a time line of events here:

Began huskers fan --> became Jayhawk, then dropped out from KU -->  Completed Undergrad at ????? -->  grad student at Kansas State


I must have missed something
Title: Re: 42 commits internet seppuku
Post by: WillieWatanabe on October 07, 2010, 01:05:58 PM
 :horrorsurprise:
Title: Re: 42 commits internet seppuku
Post by: bakerman on October 07, 2010, 01:10:29 PM
 :confused:
Title: Re: 42 commits internet seppuku
Post by: Ghost of Stan Parrish on October 07, 2010, 01:11:04 PM
Come on back, 42.  It isn't that bad.   :katpakhead:
Title: Re: 42 commits internet seppuku
Post by: Kat Kid on October 07, 2010, 01:18:05 PM
wow.  not sure what to make of this.

has a whiff of Cat Matt on second read (and subsequent account deletion)

hopefully it is a sign of the depth of emotion that will be brought to bear on the Huskers.

However, I will say that if he shows up at my place of business I will give him a swift kick to the scrotum.
Title: Re: 42 commits internet seppuku
Post by: WillieWatanabe on October 07, 2010, 01:19:33 PM
He work something out with the MODS?
Title: Re: 42 commits internet seppuku
Post by: OK_Cat on October 07, 2010, 01:22:59 PM
 :lol:

One of the single funniest deletions ever.  Dude deserves some sort of award when he comes back.
Title: Re: 42 commits internet seppuku
Post by: Pete on October 07, 2010, 01:23:13 PM
Tonight we dine in Hell (following drinks at the Lounge).
Title: Re: 42 commits internet seppuku
Post by: WillieWatanabe on October 07, 2010, 01:25:00 PM
I had to look up seppuku. :users:
Title: Re: 42 commits internet seppuku
Post by: pissclams on October 07, 2010, 01:38:45 PM
this is what awesomely internetting looks like.  i once took peyote and visualized a thread this beautiful but then a dragon came and turned the thread it a straw and snorted lady bugs into his nose with it.

well done Quad Dos, well done.
Title: Re: 42 commits internet seppuku
Post by: EuroCat on October 07, 2010, 01:41:51 PM
That's the sad thing about the great ones. They always flame out like a bright supernova in the peaceful night sky.
Title: Re: 42 commits internet seppuku
Post by: Paul Moscow on October 07, 2010, 01:43:48 PM
I feel sick.
Title: Re: 42 commits internet seppuku
Post by: SleepFighter on October 07, 2010, 01:49:50 PM
Without a doubt, my favorite thread of all time.

Here's to you 42!  :cheers:
Title: Re: 42 commits internet seppuku
Post by: wetwillie on October 07, 2010, 01:50:01 PM
Any one else catch his sig before he deleted his account?  Very telling of things to come...
Title: Re: 42 commits internet seppuku
Post by: OK_Cat on October 07, 2010, 01:51:49 PM
OK, I can't stand to hide behind the lies anymore.

42 was one of Steve Dave's personalities.  This is all part of the healing process.   :frown:

Title: Re: 42 commits internet seppuku
Post by: OregonSmock on October 07, 2010, 01:54:28 PM
THAT JUST HAPPENED!!!!!
 


:horrorsurprise:
Title: Re: 42 commits internet seppuku
Post by: yoga-like_abana on October 07, 2010, 02:53:36 PM
too soon beems
Title: Re: 42 commits internet seppuku
Post by: ew2x4 on October 07, 2010, 02:54:38 PM
Come back 42....
Title: Re: 42 commits internet seppuku
Post by: Pete on October 07, 2010, 03:02:34 PM
Come back 42....

42 IS A HERO
Title: Re: 42 commits internet seppuku
Post by: yoga-like_abana on October 07, 2010, 03:05:04 PM
Come back 42....

42 IS A HERO
I take back some of my skepticism of his EMAW.
Title: Re: I just want to say something.
Post by: JimmySnuka on October 07, 2010, 03:20:04 PM
42: Thanks for helping us who don't know you, get to know you.  Glad to have you on our team now.  You're like the Kenny Powers of Big12 fandom.  :cheers:, BRO

 :flush:
Title: Re: 42 commits internet seppuku
Post by: Geezer on October 08, 2010, 12:01:09 PM
 :jerk: :runaway: :facepalm:
Title: Re: 42 commits internet seppuku
Post by: AzCat on October 08, 2010, 12:08:44 PM
This game means everything in the world to me.

Be sure to at least post a pic when you get around to doing it right:

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fusers.ox.ac.uk%2F%7Esfos0060%2Fimages%2FThich_Quang_Duc.jpg&hash=4290b67663f954c95b8dbace0681233374e27f6b)

Who knows, some fabulously talented artist might memorialize you in a way that guarantees you'll be remembered down through the ages:

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.clusterflock.org%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2008%2F06%2Fmonk-on-fire.jpg&hash=9dec679b053553ae41db628848204cdf55b515cb)

 :lick: <--- Tastes like chicken.