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TITLETOWN - A Decade Long Celebration Of The Greatest Achievement In College Athletics History => Kansas State Football => Topic started by: Rage Against the McKee on October 07, 2010, 10:35:36 AM
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Bo, seatbelts are for pussies.
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Bo, you don't really need to look both ways before crossing the street.
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Bo, you should really look into getting a pilot's license.
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Bo, it's not cancerous.
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Bo, the team bus would get warm a whole lot faster if you warmed it up in an enclosed garage.
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Bo, it's ok to rape that college student. Most of your players are doing it anyway.
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Bo, watch out for dui check points tonight
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No, it doesn't look infected to me.
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Bo, rat poison really spices up chili, and it's only fatal to rats.
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Bo, when you approach a stoplight in Lincoln, red means go.
That's why everyone keeps saying go big red!
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Bo, we really are all laughing with you, not at you.
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Bo, only drinking a fifth of bourbon a night is for women and ku fans. Pick it up.
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Bo, if you shake it 3 times, you're not playing with it.
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Bo, yellow snow tastes like pineapple (or bananas if you don't like pineapple).
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Bo, if you want to get that smell out, you are going to need to leave about 100 candles burning in your house at all times, even when you are not home.
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Bo, always pee INTO the wind.
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Bo, that thing about "changing your underwear daily" is a lie.
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Bo, she's 18.
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Bo, when you're at your snake-handling church, the snakes with the pits between their eyes are the ones that don't bite.
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Bo, foaming at the mouth is normal.
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Bo, building your house on an Indian burial ground brings good luck.
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Bring some lube for your a-hole tonight.
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You've got to try Stuckey's new sushi platter!!
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Bo, I would recommend eating at Kite's when you're in town.
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Bo, any time somebody says that they'll pay you $5 to eat something, they're going to think you're a complete pussy if you don't eat it.
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Bo, it's OK to make the trip to Manhattan in a plane piloted by a former Husker backup quarterback.
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Bo, it's not just "their word" anymore, this is the 21st century. Everyone can say it.
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Bo, Never play leap frog with a unicorn. Or in your case go right ahead!
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Bo, a friend of mine attends Nubb U and almost hit you with his bike once. If it looks like it's about to happen again, just ignore him, he has very good control and will not hit you.
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Bo, yellow flags in the ground mark the spots to dig. Yellow and red means there's extra special treasure.