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Title: A NEW, BETTER BOARD!
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on October 06, 2010, 10:37:29 AM
so, it looks like we've managed to muzzle stevedave for a least two weeks. maybe longer :crossfingers:


now we can actually work on building a much better goEMAW.com. thoughts, suggestions? I would like to create a family board similar to the basketball board but instead of talking about basketball... we talk about our families, post pictures, share funny anecdotes, etc.

feel free to bring your ideas to this thread wildcat fans. you will not be PI'd. we will no longer live in fear.


Title: Re: A NEW, BETTER BOARD!
Post by: DQ12 on October 06, 2010, 10:38:41 AM
Prayer request board like on Cyclone Fanatic.

 :pray:
Title: Re: A NEW, BETTER BOARD!
Post by: WillieWatanabe on October 06, 2010, 10:39:34 AM
I think we need a Two and a Half Men board.
Title: Re: A NEW, BETTER BOARD!
Post by: pike on October 06, 2010, 10:42:37 AM
South Park board would be nice
Title: Re: A NEW, BETTER BOARD!
Post by: OK_Cat on October 06, 2010, 10:42:59 AM
I like the idea about having a board where we talk about personal details of our life....our family, jobs, house/cars, etc.  Definitely need a picture posting thread that is for "the goEMAW.com Cute Kid of the Week Contest"

Also, could we get more family-friendly smilies on here?  Like hello kitty type things.  

Blessings!
Title: Re: A NEW, BETTER BOARD!
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on October 06, 2010, 10:43:20 AM
Prayer request board like on Cyclone Fanatic.

 :pray:

good idea. btw, have i shared that my three year old can both ride a bike without training wheels and swim (both dog paddle and backstroke) on his own unaided. wow. i mean, he's only three.
Title: Re: A NEW, BETTER BOARD!
Post by: CNS on October 06, 2010, 10:44:26 AM
Community Out Reach/Support Group Board.

Really needs to be headed/monitored by OK.
Title: Re: A NEW, BETTER BOARD!
Post by: OK_Cat on October 06, 2010, 10:45:49 AM
Prayer request board like on Cyclone Fanatic.

 :pray:

good idea. btw, have i shared that my three year old can both ride a bike without training whells and swim (both dog paddle and backstroke) on his own unaided. wow. i mean, he's only three.

SEE!  That's the type of stuff that could go in the "goEMAW.com Cute Kid of the Week Contest!"
Title: Re: A NEW, BETTER BOARD!
Post by: Pexikan on October 06, 2010, 10:50:01 AM
I miss 'clams lunch updates...
Title: Re: A NEW, BETTER BOARD!
Post by: Ghost of Stan Parrish on October 06, 2010, 10:51:02 AM
Anything that would bring in more females.  I mean, for those of us who solely rely on this board to pick up chicks, the situation is pretty bleak.
Title: Re: A NEW, BETTER BOARD!
Post by: MeatSauce on October 06, 2010, 11:04:02 AM
so, it looks like we've managed to muzzle stevedave for a least two weeks. maybe longer :crossfingers:


now we can actually work on building a much better goEMAW.com. thoughts, suggestions? I would like to create a family board similar to the basketball board but instead of talking about basketball... we talk about our families, post pictures, share funny anecdotes, etc.

feel free to bring your ideas to this thread wildcat fans. you will not be PI'd. we will no longer live in fear.




Would love this.  My grandma has dementia and is insanely  :opcat:.  I have a never ending (for about 7-10 more years) supply of material
Title: Re: A NEW, BETTER BOARD!
Post by: Dr. tylerhughes on October 06, 2010, 11:04:18 AM
how about a lurker board where no one posts...everyone just lurks.
 
:kstatriot:
Title: Re: A NEW, BETTER BOARD!
Post by: bubbles4ksu on October 06, 2010, 11:09:02 AM
Greek and notrichenoughtobegreek boards.
 
:users:
Title: Re: A NEW, BETTER BOARD!
Post by: DQ12 on October 06, 2010, 11:51:00 AM
Greek and notrichenoughtobegreek boards.
 
:users:


Just what we need, more date raping douchebags.
Title: Re: A NEW, BETTER BOARD!
Post by: ChiComCat on October 06, 2010, 11:56:22 AM
so, it looks like we've managed to muzzle stevedave for a least two weeks. maybe longer :crossfingers:


LOL @ SD finishing that program in the 2 weeks allotted
Title: Re: A NEW, BETTER BOARD!
Post by: 1/64th on October 06, 2010, 12:13:57 PM
Prayer request board like on Cyclone Fanatic.

 :pray:

good idea. btw, have i shared that my three year old can both ride a bike without training wheels and swim (both dog paddle and backstroke) on his own unaided. wow. i mean, he's only three.

My 2 year old could whoop your 3 year olds @$$.  Guaranteed.  Is that cute?   :blush:
Title: Re: A NEW, BETTER BOARD!
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on October 06, 2010, 12:30:30 PM
Prayer request board like on Cyclone Fanatic.

 :pray:

good idea. btw, have i shared that my three year old can both ride a bike without training wheels and swim (both dog paddle and backstroke) on his own unaided. wow. i mean, he's only three.

My 2 year old could whoop your 3 year olds @$$.  Guaranteed.  Is that cute?   :blush:

probably. my three year old is better looking and will make more money when he grows up though.
Title: Re: A NEW, BETTER BOARD!
Post by: 1/64th on October 06, 2010, 12:38:51 PM
Prayer request board like on Cyclone Fanatic.

 :pray:

good idea. btw, have i shared that my three year old can both ride a bike without training wheels and swim (both dog paddle and backstroke) on his own unaided. wow. i mean, he's only three.



My 2 year old could whoop your 3 year olds @$$.  Guaranteed.  Is that cute?   :blush:

probably. my three year old is better looking and will make more money when he grows up though.

My kid had a photo shoot this morning (not joking) and can count to 20 and knows his ABC's.  Sorry, he's the entire package.  Brains, brawn and incredible good looks. 
Title: Re: A NEW, BETTER BOARD!
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on October 06, 2010, 12:48:47 PM
Prayer request board like on Cyclone Fanatic.

 :pray:

good idea. btw, have i shared that my three year old can both ride a bike without training wheels and swim (both dog paddle and backstroke) on his own unaided. wow. i mean, he's only three.



My 2 year old could whoop your 3 year olds @$$.  Guaranteed.  Is that cute?   :blush:

probably. my three year old is better looking and will make more money when he grows up though.

My kid had a photo shoot this morning (not joking) and can count to 20 and knows his ABC's.  Sorry, he's the entire package.  Brains, brawn and incredible good looks. 

i'm not sure how counting to twenty and knowing your abc's will provide him with large amounts of money as he gets older but at least he doesn't appear to be too far behind. that's a good thing. i'd keep a close eye and follow up with your local infant toddler services if he doesn't keep progressing. they'll cover him until three. after that, it's your local school district.


also, what about a board where we can offer up things around the house/apt that we no longer use and then trade for things w/ other board members that we could use. wow. this is really taking off here guys. ol' stevedave was a bunch of dead weight i guess.
Title: Re: A NEW, BETTER BOARD!
Post by: ChiComCat on October 06, 2010, 01:10:04 PM
Does anyone know of a good chiropractor?
Title: Re: A NEW, BETTER BOARD!
Post by: 1/64th on October 06, 2010, 01:10:13 PM
Our own CRAIGSLIST!!!!!!   :horrorsurprise:

We could call it Rickslist!!!  I totally down for this.  Fantastic idea.  

Now who needs a barely used TENS Unit???
Title: Re: A NEW, BETTER BOARD!
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on October 06, 2010, 01:17:10 PM
Does anyone know of a good chiropractor?

do you live in leawood?
Title: Re: A NEW, BETTER BOARD!
Post by: The1BigWillie on October 06, 2010, 01:21:13 PM
I think we should have a dating board where fellas can get advice on how to handle situations with women. (farting in bed, jealous exboyfriends... etc...)
Title: Re: A NEW, BETTER BOARD!
Post by: Pete on October 06, 2010, 01:21:59 PM
If we are doing a Rick's List, we must have a "Missed Connections."

I'll start...

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Mrs. Chrisle,

Our eyes met at the basketball banquet in KC.  You held my gaze, then did the same to Limestone  You mouthed "want-a-three-way," but before we could say yes your husband started beratting you about how much he hated goEMAW.  We didn't end up getting your number.  Please PM!  We are very discrete.  P.S. By "three-way," you meam like a James McGill and Ell "train," and NOT a balls-touching-in-any-way "three way," correct?
Title: Re: A NEW, BETTER BOARD!
Post by: ChiComCat on October 06, 2010, 01:24:27 PM
If we are doing a Rick's List, we must have a "Missed Connections."

I'll start...

Quote
Mrs. Chrisle,

Our eyes met at the basketball banquet in KC.  You held my gaze, then did the same to Limestone  You mouthed "want-a-three-way," but before we could say yes your husband started beratting you about how much he hated goEMAW.  We didn't end up getting your number.  Please PM!  We are very discrete.  P.S. By "three-way," you meam like a James McGill and Ell "train," and NOT a balls-touching-in-any-way "three way," correct?

Love this idea (the Missed Connections part - less so the three way)
Title: Re: A NEW, BETTER BOARD!
Post by: Pete on October 06, 2010, 01:25:25 PM
If we are doing a Rick's List, we must have a "Missed Connections."

I'll start...

Quote
Mrs. Chrisle,

Our eyes met at the basketball banquet in KC.  You held my gaze, then did the same to Limestone  You mouthed "want-a-three-way," but before we could say yes your husband started beratting you about how much he hated goEMAW.  We didn't end up getting your number.  Please PM!  We are very discrete.  P.S. By "three-way," you meam like a James McGill and Ell "train," and NOT a balls-touching-in-any-way "three way," correct?

Love this idea (the Missed Connections part - less so the three way)

Well, I feel like our James McGill qualifier covers that part.
Title: Re: A NEW, BETTER BOARD!
Post by: WillieWatanabe on October 06, 2010, 01:39:48 PM
 :lol:
Title: Re: A NEW, BETTER BOARD!
Post by: jtksu on October 06, 2010, 03:37:34 PM
Two words-  Vagina Monologues.
Title: Re: A NEW, BETTER BOARD!
Post by: CHONGS on October 06, 2010, 06:26:30 PM
I think we should have a dating board where fellas can get advice on how to handle situations with women. (farting in bed, jealous exboyfriends... etc...)
This will be an added future very soon: Ask an EMAW. 

LOOK FOR IT ON THE BLOG

(It won't be just for dating advice, but entire life advice)
Title: Re: A NEW, BETTER BOARD!
Post by: Poster formerly known as jthutch on October 07, 2010, 09:47:31 AM
I think we should have a dating board where fellas can get advice on how to handle situations with women. (farting in bed, jealous exboyfriends... etc...)
This will be an added future very soon: Ask an EMAW. 

LOOK FOR IT ON THE BLOG

(It won't be just for dating advice, but entire life advice)
I can see this going very well
Title: Re: A NEW, BETTER BOARD!
Post by: CHONGS on October 07, 2010, 09:59:24 AM
I think we should have a dating board where fellas can get advice on how to handle situations with women. (farting in bed, jealous exboyfriends... etc...)
This will be an added future very soon: Ask an EMAW. 

LOOK FOR IT ON THE BLOG

(It won't be just for dating advice, but entire life advice)
I can see this going very well
Me too!
Title: Re: A NEW, BETTER BOARD!
Post by: The42Yardstick on October 07, 2010, 10:06:28 AM
ombudsman:

how do i get the ombudsman to stop poster intimidating me?

thanks
Title: Re: A NEW, BETTER BOARD!
Post by: CHONGS on October 07, 2010, 10:11:51 AM
ombudsman:

how do i get the ombudsman to stop poster intimidating me?

thanks
Thanks for your concern pleb!

I will be straight forward with you.  While I have been ombudsman for only a short while, I have quickly realized that powers that be wallow in a cesspool of corruption and malfeasance.  While I wish I could address your concern directly, at this point in time my attention is directed elsewhere.

Perhaps you should contact our human resources department for some counciling sessions?   
Title: Re: A NEW, BETTER BOARD!
Post by: The42Yardstick on October 07, 2010, 10:13:20 AM
ombudsman:

how do i get the ombudsman to stop poster intimidating me?

thanks
Thanks for your concern pleb!

I will be straight forward with you.  While I have been ombudsman for only a short while, I have quickly realized that powers that be wallow in a cesspool of corruption and malfeasance.  While I wish I could address your concern directly, at this point in time my attention is directed elsewhere.

Perhaps you should contact our human resources department for some counciling sessions?   

I WISH I COULD UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU'RE SAYING :)
Title: Re: A NEW, BETTER BOARD!
Post by: OK_Cat on October 07, 2010, 10:19:27 AM
ombudsman:

how do i get the ombudsman to stop poster intimidating me?

thanks
Thanks for your concern pleb!

I will be straight forward with you.  While I have been ombudsman for only a short while, I have quickly realized that powers that be wallow in a cesspool of corruption and malfeasance.  While I wish I could address your concern directly, at this point in time my attention is directed elsewhere.

Perhaps you should contact our human resources department for some counciling sessions?   

I WISH I COULD UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU'RE SAYING :)

He's saying to contact OK_Cat, the director of poster relations.
Title: Re: A NEW, BETTER BOARD!
Post by: The42Yardstick on October 07, 2010, 10:22:45 AM
ombudsman:

how do i get the ombudsman to stop poster intimidating me?

thanks
Thanks for your concern pleb!

I will be straight forward with you.  While I have been ombudsman for only a short while, I have quickly realized that powers that be wallow in a cesspool of corruption and malfeasance.  While I wish I could address your concern directly, at this point in time my attention is directed elsewhere.

Perhaps you should contact our human resources department for some counciling sessions?   

I WISH I COULD UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU'RE SAYING :)

He's saying to contact OK_Cat, the director of poster relations.

Head of Poster Relations,

How do I become a better poster? thx
Title: Re: A NEW, BETTER BOARD!
Post by: OK_Cat on October 07, 2010, 10:25:06 AM
From my viewpoint as a veteran elite, I'd say that there are several keys to quality posting:

1) capital letters ALWAYS get the point across

2) numbered lists are the best way to get everyone's attention

3) if you wouldn't say it to your grandma's face, then it is quality bbs'ing

4) find your "thing" and stick with it
Title: Re: A NEW, BETTER BOARD!
Post by: WildCatzPhreak on October 07, 2010, 10:27:55 AM
Please make the board look more like this:

http://wonder-tonic.com/geocitiesizer/content.php?theme=2&url=http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php

Thx.
Title: Re: A NEW, BETTER BOARD!
Post by: Dugout DickStone on October 07, 2010, 10:29:43 AM
I'd like to hear about good lunch deals in my area (64114)
Title: Re: A NEW, BETTER BOARD!
Post by: The42Yardstick on October 07, 2010, 10:34:56 AM
If I take a dump on a passed out Nebraska fan tonight, will I get an upgrade in poster elite status? I want to go from "platinum" to "black." i'm not sure who should answer this question, probably the person in charge of the Poster Classification Agency
Title: Re: A NEW, BETTER BOARD!
Post by: OK_Cat on October 07, 2010, 10:37:01 AM
If I take a dump on a passed out Nebraska fan tonight, will I get an upgrade in poster elite status? I want to go from "platinum" to "black." i'm not sure who should answer this question, probably the person in charge of the Poster Classification Agency

This.  Is.  Awkward.

Steve Dave must have forgotten to tell you before he left for his "vacation."  You've been named the head of the Poster Classification Agency.

 :ohno:
Title: Re: A NEW, BETTER BOARD!
Post by: The42Yardstick on October 07, 2010, 10:38:41 AM
If I take a dump on a passed out Nebraska fan tonight, will I get an upgrade in poster elite status? I want to go from "platinum" to "black." i'm not sure who should answer this question, probably the person in charge of the Poster Classification Agency

This.  Is.  Awkward.

Steve Dave must have forgotten to tell you before he left for his "vacation."  You've been named the head of the Poster Classification Agency.

 :ohno:

I DID NOT SIGN UP FOR THIS


...but i will abuse the crap out of it :fatty:
Title: Re: A NEW, BETTER BOARD!
Post by: Pete on October 11, 2010, 12:33:05 PM
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Brodrick is going into surgery now (12 noon Monday 10-11-10.)

If you were serious about the prayer board, the time is NOW.
Title: Re: A NEW, BETTER BOARD!
Post by: 8manpick on February 19, 2013, 01:58:21 PM
I'm bumping this because someone linked to the missed connections in the best posts of all time thread and I really enjoyed reading the whole thread.  Tons of good ideas in here, at least one of which has pretty much come to fruition!  Enjoy reading or re-reading, friends :D



I think we should have a dating board where fellas can get advice on how to handle situations with women. (farting in bed, jealous exboyfriends... etc...)