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Title: I'd rather poop hot knives than deal with those Amish
Post by: nosejob on October 01, 2010, 06:52:42 PM
Cut off in triffic again. Twice this week, those zealot bastards. I honestly anybody ever deal with thses power freaks before? How to do?
Title: Re: I'd rather poop hot knives than deal with those Amish
Post by: The42Yardstick on October 01, 2010, 06:56:55 PM
Triffic? That sounds terrific.

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Title: Re: I'd rather poop hot knives than deal with those Amish
Post by: ew2x4 on October 01, 2010, 07:24:33 PM
I hear they make a killer basement.
Title: Re: I'd rather poop hot knives than deal with those Amish
Post by: Tobias on October 01, 2010, 08:05:18 PM
If you live in a region where you have been cut off by the Amish, even once, it is your human duty to move the eff away.
Title: Re: I'd rather poop hot knives than deal with those Amish
Post by: Mikeyis4dcats on October 01, 2010, 08:27:14 PM
if you get cut off by a horse and buggy you need to quit driving like a senior citizen.
Title: Re: I'd rather poop hot knives than deal with those Amish
Post by: Skipper44 on October 01, 2010, 08:35:55 PM
those Amish have real horsepower!  :driving:
Title: Re: I'd rather poop hot knives than deal with those Amish
Post by: CNS on October 01, 2010, 08:43:24 PM
quit sucking.
Title: Re: I'd rather poop hot knives than deal with those Amish
Post by: ChiComCat on October 01, 2010, 09:22:02 PM
crap! THEY FOUND COMBO FANNING!

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Title: Re: I'd rather poop hot knives than deal with those Amish
Post by: steve dave on October 01, 2010, 09:24:33 PM
nosejob is by far my favorite poster.  He clowns you boring SOBs.
Title: Re: I'd rather poop hot knives than deal with those Amish
Post by: DQ12 on October 01, 2010, 09:41:57 PM
How to do?
Title: Re: I'd rather poop hot knives than deal with those Amish
Post by: nosejob on October 01, 2010, 09:48:09 PM
Dlew12 wtheck is KSTATEO? lokking at your pig sic thats what it speels.
Is that a potatoe grown in Kansas, possibly in a campus gargen?
Title: Re: I'd rather poop hot knives than deal with those Amish
Post by: nosejob on October 01, 2010, 09:51:08 PM
Oh and in a day or two, I'll give you the down-low on these Amish pricks. For now it's on the low-down, we have some Retalitory Planning to do(Shock and Aw) and they may be on the internet spying.  Who know's?
Title: Re: I'd rather poop hot knives than deal with those Amish
Post by: Jeffy on October 01, 2010, 09:53:01 PM
I'd like to take this time to welcome Barack Obama sans Teleprompter to goEMAW.com.
Title: Re: I'd rather poop hot knives than deal with those Amish
Post by: ChiComCat on October 01, 2010, 09:54:06 PM
Quote from: Jeffy on October 01, 2010, 09:53:01 PM
I'd like to take this time to welcome Barack Obama sans Teleprompter to goEMAW.com.

Please leave this crap on the politics board where I can easily ignore it.  TIA
Title: Re: I'd rather poop hot knives than deal with those Amish
Post by: MeatSauce on October 01, 2010, 09:55:03 PM
Amish Cinnamon Rolls:  :lick: :lick: :lick: :lick: :lick: :lick: :lick:


Fun Fact - My mother was born in Yoder, KS.  NOT AMISH though.
Title: Re: I'd rather poop hot knives than deal with those Amish
Post by: WillieWatanabe on October 01, 2010, 10:04:07 PM
 :lol:
Title: Re: I'd rather poop hot knives than deal with those Amish
Post by: Jeffy on October 01, 2010, 11:52:45 PM
Quote from: ChiCat on October 01, 2010, 09:54:06 PM
Quote from: Jeffy on October 01, 2010, 09:53:01 PM
I'd like to take this time to welcome Barack Obama sans Teleprompter to goEMAW.com.

Please leave this crap on the politics board where I can easily ignore it.  TIA

http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?action=reporttm;topic=6725.13;msg=146520
Title: Re: I'd rather poop hot knives than deal with those Amish
Post by: ChiComCat on October 01, 2010, 11:54:42 PM
Quote from: Jeffy on October 01, 2010, 11:52:45 PM
Quote from: ChiCat on October 01, 2010, 09:54:06 PM
Quote from: Jeffy on October 01, 2010, 09:53:01 PM
I'd like to take this time to welcome Barack Obama sans Teleprompter to goEMAW.com.

Please leave this crap on the politics board where I can easily ignore it.  TIA

http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?action=reporttm;topic=6725.13;msg=146520


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Title: Re: I'd rather poop hot knives than deal with those Amish
Post by: KSUTOMMY on October 02, 2010, 05:59:57 AM
My wife has family in PA... that's like Amishnation. So we were at a touristy place and I was looking at the fridge magnets when a Amish lady came rollin up and I looked at her grinned and said "Hey, how's it going?" to this she huffed, stuck her nose in the air and stomped away. This wide-ass, ugly bitch thought I was throwing play at her!!! I wouldn't eff that nasty be-atch with a stolen dick... weeeellll, mayyybe if I had a few beers in me and it was the end of the night following my 5th beer bong. But I agree, their food is the crap and their wood crafting is awesome too.
Title: Re: I'd rather poop hot knives than deal with those Amish
Post by: Joker on October 02, 2010, 09:13:01 AM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fheadlessshirts.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2009%2F08%2Famish-dont-drink-or-drive02.jpg&hash=54f929445144e36eb40ae4256abf8d035f0e0835)
Title: Re: I'd rather poop hot knives than deal with those Amish
Post by: Jeffy on October 02, 2010, 08:17:18 PM
http://www.youtube.com/v/lOfZLb33uCg?fs=1&hl=en_US
Title: Re: I'd rather poop hot knives than deal with those Amish
Post by: sonofdaxjones on October 02, 2010, 10:52:28 PM
If high quality posting were gold nuggets . . . nosejob would be a wealthy person.



Title: Re: I'd rather poop hot knives than deal with those Amish
Post by: powercatmiller on October 03, 2010, 02:16:42 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWFG4oEn87E (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWFG4oEn87E)
Title: Re: I'd rather poop hot knives than deal with those Amish
Post by: TBL on October 03, 2010, 06:25:42 PM
My little corner of the state has Amish, Mennonite and German Baptist/Dunkards. It's like living in Jebediahville. On a side note, the teenagers party like nobody's business.