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Title: Rumblings of a *scuffle* between NU and KSU players by the sheep lot
Post by: yoga-like_abana on September 28, 2010, 10:27:48 PM

Apparently Bill had his tape recorder with him and this is what was recorded, I guess it got pretty heated.

Taylor Martinez: It's easy when you play with rejects and a fat kid, Thomas.

Daniel Thomas: Shut your mouth, Martinez!

Carson Queso Coffman: What'd you say, crap face?

Martinez: You shouldn't be allowed to touch a football. Except for Thomas, you're all an insult to the game.

CCQ: Come on! We'll take you on, right here! Right now! Come on!

Fire and Ice: Yeah!

Martinez: We play on a real field, Coffman. You ain't good enough to lick the dirt off our cleats.

CCQ: Watch it, jerk!

Martinez: Shut up, idiot!

CCQ: Moron!

Martinez: Scab eater!

CCQ: Butt sniffer!

Martinez: Pus licker!

CCQ: Fart smeller!

Hrbec: [sniffs] Ahh.

Martinez: You eat dog crap for breakfast, geek!

CCQ: You mix your Wheaties with your mama's toe jam!

Fire and Ice: Yeah!

Martinez: You bob for apples in the toilet! And you like it!

CCQ: You play ball like a giiirrrrrrrrl!
[entire group stands in shocked silence]

Martinez: What did you say?

CCQ: You heard me.

Martinez: Next Thursday, your field. Be there, buffalo-butt breath.
 
CCQ: Count on it, pee-drinking crap-face!

Title: Re: Rumblings of a *scuffle* between NU and KSU players by the sheep lot
Post by: The42Yardstick on September 28, 2010, 10:29:14 PM

A heartwarming story that's fun for the whole family

Title: Re: Rumblings of a *scuffle* between NU and KSU players by the sheep lot
Post by: Pittcat on September 28, 2010, 10:32:46 PM

CCQ with some witty zingers.  With all those verbal daggers, I doubt those crazy kids even show up!

Title: Re: Rumblings of a *scuffle* between NU and KSU players by the sheep lot
Post by: Pett on September 28, 2010, 10:33:11 PM

Quote from: The42Yardstick on September 28, 2010, 10:29:14 PM

A heartwarming story that's fun for the whole family

Exactly. A little bit too "G" rated to be completely honest. :rolleyes:

Title: Re: Rumblings of a *scuffle* between NU and KSU players by the sheep lot
Post by: yoga-like_abana on September 28, 2010, 10:46:56 PM

Quote from: Pett on September 28, 2010, 10:33:11 PM

Quote from: The42Yardstick on September 28, 2010, 10:29:14 PM

A heartwarming story that's fun for the whole family

Exactly. A little bit too "G" rated to be completely honest. :rolleyes:

Its LHC Bill Snyder FAMILY Stadium.   :nono:

Title: Re: Rumblings of a *scuffle* between NU and KSU players by the sheep lot
Post by: sonofdaxjones on September 28, 2010, 10:56:07 PM

Great Post . . .  :woot:

Title: Re: Rumblings of a *scuffle* between NU and KSU players by the sheep lot
Post by: slackcat on September 29, 2010, 05:50:09 AM

I'm lookin' to buy a chainsaw, gas or eclectric?

Title: Re: Rumblings of a *scuffle* between NU and KSU players by the sheep lot
Post by: Joker on September 29, 2010, 07:40:49 AM

A photoshopped Sandlot movie poster was the only thing missing.

Title: Re: Rumblings of a *scuffle* between NU and KSU players by the sheep lot
Post by: hemmy on September 29, 2010, 07:56:28 AM

fantastic

Title: Re: Rumblings of a *scuffle* between NU and KSU players by the sheep lot
Post by: Dugout DickStone on September 29, 2010, 11:41:01 AM

geez, F&I totally owned those hicks.

Title: Re: Rumblings of a *scuffle* between NU and KSU players by the sheep lot
Post by: Stevesie60 on September 29, 2010, 11:44:40 AM

God, I hope Harper doesn't convince the team to try Big Chief before the game.

Title: Re: Rumblings of a *scuffle* between NU and KSU players by the sheep lot
Post by: RTB on September 29, 2010, 12:21:05 PM

Maybe we need our linebackers to wear some PF Flyers to help us out during the game?

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Title: Re: Rumblings of a *scuffle* between NU and KSU players by the sheep lot
Post by: KSU_foo on September 29, 2010, 12:28:33 PM

I'll send my "beast" out there to chase em all around for a while.