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Title: Objects we should pelt the University of Nebraska coaches,fans and players with?
Post by: Saulbadguy on September 27, 2010, 12:14:15 PM
Post your suggestions here.
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Post by: AppleJack on September 27, 2010, 12:15:40 PM
Unicorn horns.
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Post by: RTB on September 27, 2010, 12:16:00 PM
Big 12 memorabilia.
Title: Re: Objects we should pelt the University of Nebraska coaches,fans and players with?
Post by: EMAWmeister on September 27, 2010, 12:16:11 PM
Fire.
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Post by: WillieWatanabe on September 27, 2010, 12:18:12 PM
and Ice.
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Post by: treysolid on September 27, 2010, 12:18:32 PM
bags of piss covered in hot nickels
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Post by: steve dave on September 27, 2010, 12:18:42 PM
Huge remote controlled airplane with Berringer Bomb written down the side of it
Title: Re: Objects we should pelt the University of Nebraska coaches,fans and players with?
Post by: ednksu on September 27, 2010, 12:20:05 PM
when did we become the university of colorado? I did notice a lot more attractive females on campus but not a lot of people burning tree.
Title: Re: Objects we should pelt the University of Nebraska coaches,fans and players with?
Post by: Saulbadguy on September 27, 2010, 12:20:58 PM
I'm betting the students could sneak a boiling pot of vegetable oil in they could fire down upon the University of Nebraska student athletes.
Either that, or they could slap them with piping hot roofing mops.
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Post by: Do Work Son on September 27, 2010, 12:21:50 PM
Can of Corn
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Post by: Dr Rick Daris on September 27, 2010, 12:22:24 PM
the first thing that came to my mind were fans. fans could throw fans. vornados?
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Post by: AbeFroman on September 27, 2010, 12:23:43 PM
bullets, thrown from guns
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Post by: RTB on September 27, 2010, 12:25:35 PM
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Post by: Poster formerly known as jthutch on September 27, 2010, 12:26:48 PM
I thought we already settled on sandwiches :dunno: I have a ruben that I have been letting sit out in my shed for a week now. It's getting a pretty good smell to it right now. I think I'll start another one today. I will then throw said smelly sandwiches on NU fans to improve their overall odor.
Title: Re: Objects we should pelt the University of Nebraska coaches,fans and players with?
Post by: Saulbadguy on September 27, 2010, 12:27:31 PM
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Post by: _33 on September 27, 2010, 12:32:41 PM
We should throw dimes at them to signify that we want them to go back to the Big 10. Wait, we should throw big dimes.
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Post by: Ghost of Stan Parrish on September 27, 2010, 12:39:22 PM
Full pails of milk, from the milking exhibition.
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Post by: WillieWatanabe on September 27, 2010, 12:40:51 PM
molotov cocktail
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Post by: Ghost of Stan Parrish on September 27, 2010, 12:45:33 PM
Corncobs. Unhusked only.
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Post by: CHONGS on September 27, 2010, 12:46:48 PM
spiders
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Post by: steve dave on September 27, 2010, 12:47:45 PM
aids
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Post by: MadCat on September 27, 2010, 12:49:02 PM
cancer
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Post by: MadCat on September 27, 2010, 12:50:16 PM
Big Red gum Big Red soda pop Big Red 1
Title: Re: Objects we should pelt the University of Nebraska coaches,fans and players with?
Post by: Saulbadguy on September 27, 2010, 12:52:40 PM
flaming bag of cocks
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Post by: Scary Smart on September 27, 2010, 12:53:39 PM
I have way too many pennies in my car right now so I'm going to throw a few dollars worth of hot copper at them.
Title: Re: Objects we should pelt the University of Nebraska coaches,fans and players with?
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on September 27, 2010, 12:54:18 PM
a real live cow from the milking exhibition in front of the stadium
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Post by: kso_FAN on September 27, 2010, 12:55:12 PM
Little Statue of Liberty figurines.
Title: Re: Objects we should pelt the University of Nebraska coaches,fans and players with?
Post by: Ghost of Stan Parrish on September 27, 2010, 12:55:17 PM
Jon Wefald.
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Post by: MadCat on September 27, 2010, 12:56:40 PM
"Thank you" "Thank you" Bob Knight
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Post by: SleepFighter on September 27, 2010, 12:59:02 PM
Fireworks and paint.
Title: Re: Objects we should pelt the University of Nebraska coaches,fans and players with?
Post by: 114Hickory on September 27, 2010, 01:00:42 PM
Wow. Great thread, full of really solid suggestions.
How difficult would it be to lift an Iroc Z up to the upper deck and then fling it down on the NU players? Scale of 1 - 10 here...
I'm sure at least a T-top is possible...
Title: Re: Objects we should pelt the University of Nebraska coaches,fans and players with?
Post by: doom on September 27, 2010, 01:07:11 PM
We should buy some starting lineup football figurines and put all their helmets on backwards and then throw them.
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Post by: BMWWcat on September 27, 2010, 01:15:49 PM
cornbread
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Post by: treysolid on September 27, 2010, 01:25:02 PM
PELT THEM WITH PELTS!!! :curse:
Title: Re: Objects we should pelt the University of Nebraska coaches,fans and players with?
Post by: Poster formerly known as jthutch on September 27, 2010, 02:07:22 PM
Wow. Great thread, full of really solid suggestions.
How difficult would it be to lift an Iroc Z up to the upper deck and then fling it down on the NU players? Scale of 1 - 10 here...
Sounds like we need to get the college of engineering involved here. I don't think it would be too hard.
Title: Re: Objects we should pelt the University of Nebraska coaches,fans and players with?
Post by: CNS on September 27, 2010, 02:16:10 PM
1. skin care products 2. mirrors(obvious that many don't have them up there)The kind that don't break when it hits them in their pale oversized foreheads. The kind they can pick up an use from that point on. 3. sleeves 4. pitty
Title: Re: Objects we should pelt the University of Nebraska coaches,fans and players with?
Post by: Jeffy on September 27, 2010, 02:46:59 PM
J-3 Piper Cubs.
Title: Re: Objects we should pelt the University of Nebraska coaches,fans and players with?
Post by: doom on September 27, 2010, 02:55:05 PM
If we win the answer is jizz.
Title: Re: Objects we should pelt the University of Nebraska coaches,fans and players with?
Post by: bubbles4ksu on September 27, 2010, 06:03:31 PM
Wow. Great thread, full of really solid suggestions.
How difficult would it be to lift an Iroc Z up to the upper deck and then fling it down on the NU players? Scale of 1 - 10 here...
Once we got it up over our heads they would be stupid to try and stop us. This is a 3.
Title: Re: Objects we should pelt the University of Nebraska coaches,fans and players with?
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on September 27, 2010, 06:16:50 PM
would be pretty over the top if someone dug up berringers dead body and threw pieces of it at nebraska fans as they tried to enter bsfs. man oh man. just imagine that one fellas. :eek:
Title: Re: Objects we should pelt the University of Nebraska coaches,fans and players with?
Post by: jtksu on September 27, 2010, 06:35:03 PM
How bout we dress up a cadaver (less stinky and rotty than that real thing) like BB and drop it from a plane? Did I mention the plane is on fire and it crashes nearby?
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Post by: SwiftCat on September 27, 2010, 08:25:30 PM
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Post by: deputy dawg on September 28, 2010, 10:09:09 AM
Packs of gum. Pelini would send his staff and players to pick them up and get a lifetime supply, giving us an edge.
Title: Re: Objects we should pelt the University of Nebraska coaches,fans and players with?
Post by: doom on September 28, 2010, 10:43:17 AM
Last game someone threw an ear of corn at ganz. came very close. Very upset cornners all around.
Title: Re: Objects we should pelt the University of Nebraska coaches,fans and players with?
Post by: number_one_KSU on September 28, 2010, 11:09:04 AM
Hey fellow WILDCAT fans! Great thread!
For the best in college learning I would recommend the UNIVERSITY OF NEBRASKA (http://www.unl.edu/). For 140 years the UNIVERSITY OF NEBRASKA has been at the forefront of innovation.
Always a place of high ambition, this was one of the first institutions west of the Mississippi River to award doctoral degrees — the first was granted, in physics, in 1896. The University of Nebraska established the world's first undergraduate psychology laboratory. The discipline of ecology was born here, and the campuses reflect that tradition, being recognized as botanical gardens and arboreta. An early institutional interest in literature and the arts provided the foundations for today's Prairie Schooner literary magazine, for the University of Nebraska Press, and for the Sheldon Museum of Art, which houses one of the world's most significant collections of 20th century American art.
Won't you consider one the finest in American style educations? If you are finding this enjoyable try the UNIVERSITY OF NEBRASKA (http://www.unl.edu/ucomm/prospective/) and you will not be disappointed in the festival of jobs that await you!
Thanks WILDCAT FANS!
GO GO WILDCATS! Win the FOOTBALL games with mighty triumph and score many of the touchdowns!
Title: Re: Objects we should pelt the University of Nebraska coaches,fans and players with?
Post by: jtksu on September 28, 2010, 12:30:04 PM
You win this round Number_1_KSU
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Post by: john "teach me how to" dougie on September 28, 2010, 12:40:37 PM
GO GO WILDCATS! Win the FOOTBALL games with mighty triumph and score many of the touchdowns!
Send this to CCQ, quick.
Title: Re: Objects we should pelt the University of Nebraska coaches,fans and players with?
Post by: jtksu on September 28, 2010, 12:43:07 PM
I think we should shower them with applause after the game. Ya know, show them respect and let them know how much we really enjoyed having them in our conference all these years. Or we could heat up some latern batteries and try to knock Bo out. Either one is cool with me.
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Post by: The42Yardstick on September 28, 2010, 12:54:11 PM
For the best in college learning I would recommend the UNIVERSITY OF NEBRASKA (http://www.unl.edu/). For 140 years the UNIVERSITY OF NEBRASKA has been at the forefront of innovation.
Always a place of high ambition, this was one of the first institutions west of the Mississippi River to award doctoral degrees — the first was granted, in physics, in 1896. The University of Nebraska established the world's first undergraduate psychology laboratory. The discipline of ecology was born here, and the campuses reflect that tradition, being recognized as botanical gardens and arboreta. An early institutional interest in literature and the arts provided the foundations for today's Prairie Schooner literary magazine, for the University of Nebraska Press, and for the Sheldon Museum of Art, which houses one of the world's most significant collections of 20th century American art.
Won't you consider one the finest in American style educations? If you are finding this enjoyable try the UNIVERSITY OF NEBRASKA (http://www.unl.edu/ucomm/prospective/) and you will not be disappointed in the festival of jobs that await you!
Thanks WILDCAT FANS!
GO GO WILDCATS! Win the FOOTBALL games with mighty triumph and score many of the touchdowns!
Post of the rough ridin' millennium
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Post by: OK_Cat on September 28, 2010, 02:25:37 PM
Win the FOOTBALL games with mighty triumph
Title: Re: Objects we should pelt the University of Nebraska coaches,fans and players with?
Post by: Pittcat on September 28, 2010, 02:42:47 PM
and score many of the touchdowns!
Title: Re: Objects we should pelt the University of Nebraska coaches,fans and players with?
Post by: bleedpurple on September 28, 2010, 08:54:10 PM
For the best in college learning I would recommend the UNIVERSITY OF NEBRASKA (http://www.unl.edu/). For 140 years the UNIVERSITY OF NEBRASKA has been at the forefront of innovation.
Always a place of high ambition, this was one of the first institutions west of the Mississippi River to award doctoral degrees — the first was granted, in physics, in 1896. The University of Nebraska established the world's first undergraduate psychology laboratory. The discipline of ecology was born here, and the campuses reflect that tradition, being recognized as botanical gardens and arboreta. An early institutional interest in literature and the arts provided the foundations for today's Prairie Schooner literary magazine, for the University of Nebraska Press, and for the Sheldon Museum of Art, which houses one of the world's most significant collections of 20th century American art.
Won't you consider one the finest in American style educations? If you are finding this enjoyable try the UNIVERSITY OF NEBRASKA (http://www.unl.edu/ucomm/prospective/) and you will not be disappointed in the festival of jobs that await you!
Thanks WILDCAT FANS!
GO GO WILDCATS! Win the FOOTBALL games with mighty triumph and score many of the touchdowns!
So you're throwing....what, exactly?
Title: Re: Objects we should pelt the University of Nebraska coaches,fans and players with?
Post by: Iceberg on September 28, 2010, 09:07:28 PM
98 Facemasks
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Post by: KSU_foo on September 28, 2010, 09:50:20 PM
1. skin care products 2. mirrors(obvious that many don't have them up there)The kind that don't break when it hits them in their pale oversized foreheads. The kind they can pick up an use from that point on. 3. sleeves 4. pitty
Paging Stevsie: Chief of the Correction Police! Someone misspelled this word again! You better come along and do your best to embarrass them. In fact, I've seen mistakes all OVER this message board. You really have your work cut out for you... :runaway:
Title: Re: Objects we should pelt the University of Nebraska coaches,fans and players with?
Post by: MadCat on September 30, 2010, 01:32:50 PM
Title: AA or AAA Batteries
Post by: ManBearPig on October 01, 2010, 01:17:03 AM
What will be your weapon of choice come thursday?
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Post by: AbeFroman on October 01, 2010, 01:18:29 AM
I've always been a fan of D's :love:
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Post by: HugeUpside on October 01, 2010, 02:13:02 AM
9-volt, duh
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Post by: "storm"nut on October 01, 2010, 04:24:30 AM
Lawn Tractor Battery (not a dry cell) - If you hit them just right it will break open and spill acid all over them. Would use a car battery but they are just too heavy to get any good distance.
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Post by: Dirty Sanchez on October 01, 2010, 05:25:16 AM
High amperage capacitors are better. zzzzzzzzzzzzzaaappp
Title: Re: Objects we should pelt the University of Nebraska coaches,fans and players with?
Post by: doom on October 01, 2010, 08:17:28 AM
What kind did michigancat throw at shings? Those seemed to work.
Title: Re: Objects we should pelt the University of Nebraska coaches,fans and players with?
Post by: HugeUpside on October 01, 2010, 09:43:55 AM
Model airplanes with pictures of Brook Berringer in the cockpit. :dunno:
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Post by: Dugout DickStone on October 01, 2010, 09:50:50 AM
empty or near empty toner cartridges.
Title: Re: Objects we should pelt the University of Nebraska coaches,fans and players with?
Post by: WillieWatanabe on October 01, 2010, 09:56:38 AM
sweet corn picks.
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Post by: "storm"nut on October 01, 2010, 10:23:59 AM
so long as the club is still inside I'm happy with this.
Title: Re: Objects we should pelt the University of Nebraska coaches,fans and players with?
Post by: treysolid on October 01, 2010, 01:50:12 PM
ATTN: _Fan
I will pay top dollar (~ 18 bucks) if you make a shirt that says "GO GO WILDCATS!" on the front and on the back has "Win the FOOTBALL games with mighty triumph and score many of the touchdowns!"
TIA
Title: Re: Objects we should pelt the University of Nebraska coaches,fans and players with?
Post by: MadCat on October 01, 2010, 02:36:11 PM
1. skin care products 2. mirrors(obvious that many don't have them up there)The kind that don't break when it hits them in their pale oversized foreheads. The kind they can pick up an use from that point on. 3. sleeves 4. pitty
Paging Stevsie: Chief of the Correction Police! Someone misspelled this word again! You better come along and do your best to embarrass them. In fact, I've seen mistakes all OVER this message board. You really have your work cut out for you... :runaway:
Nah, I only attack if it's in the signature. Seriously man, wasn't trying to be an bad person to you. Remember the example I gave? With the thing stuck in someone's teeth? C'mon, it's perfect.
Title: Re: Objects we should pelt the University of Nebraska coaches,fans and players with?
Post by: Pittcat on October 02, 2010, 09:43:10 PM