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Title: THE DIVE.
Post by: SkinnyBenny on September 26, 2010, 04:20:36 PM
I think it was in the 4th quarter.  UCF had the ball on about their own 22-ish yardline and had to get to the 30 (I think) for a first down.  UCF going right to left trying to get all up in our end zone fun zone.  QB scrambles left and breaks for the first down marker.  He's nearing the out of bounds line.  At the 25 yard-line he is essentially out and has five yards to go, yet he dives at the weirdest not-even-close angle and flies out of bounds in the most hilarious fashion possible.  Dude was not even close to getting that first, but he did almost take out the knees of one of our coaches.  Was a crazy play, like what Jermaine Moriera would have done if he had Lucille Too's vertigo problems.


Someone please put up a youtube and a subsequent .gif of this lollerfart moment.  tia.



 :D
Title: Re: THE DIVE.
Post by: hemmy on September 26, 2010, 04:25:02 PM
Cam Newton made a dive from like the 7 yard line for a TD yesterday when nobody was near him, and he almost didn't make it to the endzone
Title: Re: THE DIVE.
Post by: ednksu on September 26, 2010, 04:29:11 PM
Cam Newton made a dive from like the 7 yard line for a TD yesterday when nobody was near him, and he almost didn't make it to the endzone
Hummmm.....you must have seen a different view then I.  I saw a qb make a play when 1 defender would have been able to bump him out and he made a dive to clearly make it.

And by different view I mean youre a rough ridin' idiot.
Title: Re: THE DIVE.
Post by: Trim on September 26, 2010, 04:34:04 PM
And by different view I mean youre a rough ridin' idiot.

You know, if the mods were ever hypothetically trying to come up with quotes to give to a banquet MC as descriptions of goEMAW, having said MC say that the other websites and their subscirbers with different views than goEMAW are rough ridin' idiots or some variation thereof wouldn't be bad.
Title: Re: THE DIVE.
Post by: hemmy on September 26, 2010, 04:39:05 PM
Cam Newton made a dive from like the 7 yard line for a TD yesterday when nobody was near him, and he almost didn't make it to the endzone
Hummmm.....you must have seen a different view then I.  I saw a qb make a play when 1 defender would have been able to bump him out and he made a dive to clearly make it.

And by different view I mean youre a rough ridin' idiot.

Watch the highlight.  Dude had no chance of touching him.  Also, terrible PI attempt  :jerk:
Title: Re: THE DIVE.
Post by: felix rex on September 26, 2010, 04:41:43 PM
I think it was in the 4th quarter.  UCF had the ball on about their own 22-ish yardline and had to get to the 30 (I think) for a first down.  UCF going right to left trying to get all up in our end zone fun zone.  QB scrambles left and breaks for the first down marker.  He's nearing the out of bounds line.  At the 25 yard-line he is essentially out and has five yards to go, yet he dives at the weirdest not-even-close angle and flies out of bounds in the most hilarious fashion possible.  Dude was not even close to getting that first, but he did almost take out the knees of one of our coaches.  Was a crazy play, like what Jermaine Moriera would have done if he had Lucille Too's vertigo problems.


Someone please put up a youtube and a subsequent .gif of this lollerfart moment.  tia.



 :D

Loved the dive. So ridiculous. BTW, isn't the play live until he hits the ground out of bounds, like how the goal line "stretches to infinity"? If that's the case, he might have had a shot at a first. I'm never sure about these rules.
Title: Re: THE DIVE.
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on September 26, 2010, 04:47:29 PM
I think it was in the 4th quarter.  UCF had the ball on about their own 22-ish yardline and had to get to the 30 (I think) for a first down.  UCF going right to left trying to get all up in our end zone fun zone.  QB scrambles left and breaks for the first down marker.  He's nearing the out of bounds line.  At the 25 yard-line he is essentially out and has five yards to go, yet he dives at the weirdest not-even-close angle and flies out of bounds in the most hilarious fashion possible.  Dude was not even close to getting that first, but he did almost take out the knees of one of our coaches.  Was a crazy play, like what Jermaine Moriera would have done if he had Lucille Too's vertigo problems.


Someone please put up a youtube and a subsequent .gif of this lollerfart moment.  tia.



 :D

Loved the dive. So ridiculous. BTW, isn't the play live until he hits the ground out of bounds, like how the goal line "stretches to infinity"? If that's the case, he might have had a shot at a first. I'm never sure about these rules.

The play is live, but forward progress stops at the spot the ball went out of bounds. Also, the goal line does not stretch to infinity. This is why the ball carrier must hit the pylon to score a touchdown.
Title: Re: THE DIVE.
Post by: felix rex on September 26, 2010, 04:52:46 PM
I think it was in the 4th quarter.  UCF had the ball on about their own 22-ish yardline and had to get to the 30 (I think) for a first down.  UCF going right to left trying to get all up in our end zone fun zone.  QB scrambles left and breaks for the first down marker.  He's nearing the out of bounds line.  At the 25 yard-line he is essentially out and has five yards to go, yet he dives at the weirdest not-even-close angle and flies out of bounds in the most hilarious fashion possible.  Dude was not even close to getting that first, but he did almost take out the knees of one of our coaches.  Was a crazy play, like what Jermaine Moriera would have done if he had Lucille Too's vertigo problems.


Someone please put up a youtube and a subsequent .gif of this lollerfart moment.  tia.



 :D

Loved the dive. So ridiculous. BTW, isn't the play live until he hits the ground out of bounds, like how the goal line "stretches to infinity"? If that's the case, he might have had a shot at a first. I'm never sure about these rules.

The play is live, but forward progress stops at the spot the ball went out of bounds. Also, the goal line does not stretch to infinity. This is why the ball carrier must hit the pylon to score a touchdown.

Yep. Quick google search shows the NFL changed the "infinite goal line" rule in 2007. Make's The Dive even better.
Title: Re: THE DIVE.
Post by: SkinnyBenny on September 26, 2010, 04:59:41 PM
I mean srsly, I'm guessing most people didn't realize the  :horrorsurprise: /  :party: -ness of it because they were at the game and probably only saw one replay or so.  But go back and watch it again and you will probably laugh out a li'l toot, it's that good.  Need a vid ASAP, plz and tia.
Title: Re: THE DIVE.
Post by: jtksu on September 26, 2010, 05:54:30 PM
Yeah, I thought Newton's dive was a bit ill-advised as well.  Luckily, he barely made it to the endzone or that play would have been on blooper reels for a very long time.
Title: Re: THE DIVE.
Post by: SkinnyBenny on September 26, 2010, 06:53:43 PM
Right.  That dive was very weird too.  I was honestly really hoping that he wouldn't make it.   :tongue:
Title: Re: THE DIVE.
Post by: Dirty Sanchez on September 26, 2010, 07:10:28 PM
OK...timeout

Those of you who want to talk about yesterday's dive stay in this thread. 

Camdive ppl gtfo and start your own thread.

Going back and forth like this is :flush: bbs'ing.
Title: Re: THE DIVE.
Post by: jtksu on September 26, 2010, 07:13:26 PM
I can see how this walking-and-chewing-gum type of activity would be frustrating for a guy like you.
Title: Re: THE DIVE.
Post by: 'taterblast on September 26, 2010, 07:17:04 PM
need a video of this asap
 :gocho:
Title: Re: THE DIVE.
Post by: HeinBallz on September 26, 2010, 08:16:09 PM
4th qtr 9 min & 46 seconds remaining.   I'll try to get a vid or a .gif
Title: Re: THE DIVE.
Post by: SkinnyBenny on September 26, 2010, 08:20:24 PM
4th qtr 9 min & 46 seconds remaining.   I'll try to get a vid or a .gif

 :katpak: :katpak: :katpak: :katpak: :katpak:
Title: Re: THE DIVE.
Post by: HeinBallz on September 26, 2010, 08:54:39 PM
I don't have very good video editing software and I have no idea about what kind of formats to export to so sorry about the shitty quality:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgueFSwGpOo

It may be a couple of minutes before it's live.
Title: Re: THE DIVE.
Post by: kcpowercat on September 26, 2010, 09:00:02 PM
I don't have very good video editing software and I have no idea about what kind of formats to export to so sorry about the fecesty quality:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgueFSwGpOo

It may be a couple of minutes before it's live.

LOL nice....my seats are down low on the other side...when that play happened I thought it was an odd angle dive but that video shows it even more....can't fault the effort I guess.
Title: Re: THE DIVE.
Post by: DQ12 on September 26, 2010, 09:02:53 PM
 :lol:

Incredible.

Also, check out Felder at the :13 second mark.  Pretty funny as well.
Title: Re: THE DIVE.
Post by: felix rex on September 26, 2010, 09:05:19 PM
That's a pretty great shot of it:

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi98.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fl278%2Ffelixrex%2Funtitled-5.jpg&hash=3864eb8d5ecbbd3d6bce70cdd59af876f3316389)
Title: Re: THE DIVE.
Post by: "storm"nut on September 26, 2010, 09:07:49 PM
Also, check out Felder at the :13 second mark.  Pretty funny as well.

I double checked and that was 46 P. Brown hulking out their. A gif of that would be a great pic as well.

Title: Re: THE DIVE.
Post by: 'taterblast on September 26, 2010, 09:10:14 PM
that coach guy he is diving at has this look of "why the eff are you diving toward me"?
Title: Re: THE DIVE.
Post by: KSU_foo on September 26, 2010, 09:12:52 PM
LOL!!! :love:
Title: Re: THE DIVE.
Post by: kcpowercat on September 26, 2010, 09:30:29 PM
 :thumbsup:
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi286.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fll119%2Fkcpowercat%2Fdive.jpg&hash=314946310acd0534470dc8515719990ab66a5361)
Title: Re: THE DIVE.
Post by: KSU_foo on September 26, 2010, 09:35:45 PM
:thumbsup:
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi286.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fll119%2Fkcpowercat%2Fdive.jpg&hash=314946310acd0534470dc8515719990ab66a5361)

Anyone know where I can get a sweet pair of pink shades like that water boy's?? :cool:
Title: Re: THE DIVE.
Post by: Stevesie60 on September 26, 2010, 09:39:46 PM
ksu foo, I don't usually point out grammatical errors, but when it's in your signature, it's double the embarrassment.

Pity, not pitty.
Title: Re: THE DIVE.
Post by: KSU_foo on September 26, 2010, 09:45:13 PM
ksu foo, I don't usually point out grammatical errors, but when it's in your signature, it's double the embarrassment.

Pity, not pitty.

Since you're all about correcting people's sentences, shouldn't you have started yours with a capital letter? 

Talk about embarrassing...douche. 
Title: Re: THE DIVE.
Post by: DQ12 on September 26, 2010, 09:47:41 PM
Also, check out Felder at the :13 second mark.  Pretty funny as well.

I double checked and that was 46 P. Brown hulking out their. A gif of that would be a great pic as well.



Good call.  Yeah he was super excited that Fire and Ice stopped them on that pivotal third down.
Title: Re: THE DIVE.
Post by: Stevesie60 on September 26, 2010, 09:51:24 PM
ksu foo, I don't usually point out grammatical errors, but when it's in your signature, it's double the embarrassment.

Pity, not pitty.

Since you're all about correcting people's sentences, shouldn't you have started yours with a capital letter? 

Talk about embarrassing...douche. 

1. I thought your screen name was all lower case. I didn't double check.

2. It's like when you tell someone they have something in their teeth. You feel bad, but you're only trying to save them from further embarrassment.
Title: Re: THE DIVE.
Post by: SkinnyBenny on September 26, 2010, 10:49:41 PM
YYYYYYEEEEESSSSSSS!!!!!


Thank you for posting that very funny video!   :lynchmob: :katpak: :cheers: :driving: :love: :D :woot: :party:
Title: Re: THE DIVE.
Post by: HeinBallz on September 26, 2010, 11:08:56 PM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi76.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fj11%2Fwildcatjerrod%2FDive.gif&hash=e9d304d5a114ac7e14638a52396f8d1b435b28a2)
Title: Re: THE DIVE.
Post by: SkinnyBenny on September 26, 2010, 11:25:04 PM
Excellent .gif.  EXCELLENT!   Now how 'bout one of the slow-mo replay from behind him?  That viewpoint might be even better.  But  :cheers: nonetheless.

OH!  And goEMAWers, go back and watch the 0:12 mark.  I implore you. Somebody brought it up before, but Prizell for some reason loses his marbles at the 25 yard-line. 

Amazing stuff right here, folks.
Title: Re: THE DIVE.
Post by: Stevesie60 on September 26, 2010, 11:36:52 PM
Excellent .gif.  EXCELLENT!   Now how 'bout one of the slow-mo replay from behind him?  That viewpoint might be even better.  But  :cheers: nonetheless.

OH!  And goEMAWers, go back and watch the 0:12 mark.  I implore you. Somebody brought it up before, but Prizell for some reason loses his marbles at the 25 yard-line. 

Amazing stuff right here, folks.

It looks like some bees from the insect exhibit got loose and attacked him.
Title: Re: THE DIVE.
Post by: HeinBallz on September 26, 2010, 11:43:07 PM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi76.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fj11%2Fwildcatjerrod%2Fdive2.gif&hash=c84375615c9affa39debbd943d610931f9d03618)


Boom!


and



(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi76.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fj11%2Fwildcatjerrod%2FHulk.gif&hash=16486ed4003c70be1dc4ecce49a0711d42eab739)

Boom
Title: Re: THE DIVE.
Post by: Stevesie60 on September 26, 2010, 11:46:38 PM
 :excited: Phenomenal work.
Title: Re: THE DIVE.
Post by: SkinnyBenny on September 26, 2010, 11:56:39 PM
I fracking love the internet. 

This is what the Information Superhighway is all about, people.
Title: Re: THE DIVE.
Post by: SkinnyBenny on September 27, 2010, 12:03:42 AM



(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi76.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fj11%2Fwildcatjerrod%2FHulk.gif&hash=16486ed4003c70be1dc4ecce49a0711d42eab739)

Boom

Emoticon plz.
Title: Re: THE DIVE.
Post by: Mixed-Nutz on September 27, 2010, 01:36:47 AM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi76.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fj11%2Fwildcatjerrod%2FDive.gif&hash=e9d304d5a114ac7e14638a52396f8d1b435b28a2)

NEED A GIF OF BURNS IN THE CORNER
Title: Re: THE DIVE.
Post by: WillieWatanabe on September 27, 2010, 08:05:44 AM
this is great and all guys...but can i get one of the ft. riley sniper taking down that dude?? HeinBallz?? tia
Title: Re: THE DIVE.
Post by: kso_FAN on September 27, 2010, 08:18:29 AM
Joe Bob is still incredibly "nimble". 

Nice job.
Title: Re: THE DIVE.
Post by: fatty fat fat on September 27, 2010, 11:09:22 AM
funny stuff. i'm glad you caught that sb. humor that could have easily dissipated like heat.
Title: Re: THE DIVE.
Post by: EMAWnster on September 27, 2010, 11:27:23 AM



(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi76.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fj11%2Fwildcatjerrod%2FHulk.gif&hash=16486ed4003c70be1dc4ecce49a0711d42eab739)

Boom

Emoticon plz.

Pretty sure Prizell is very angry with himself that he whiffed on the sack that forced Godfrey out of the pocket. It's also very funny.
Title: Re: THE DIVE.
Post by: kougar24 on September 27, 2010, 02:49:57 PM
Couldn't help myself...



(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg97.imageshack.us%2Fimg97%2F1633%2Fdive2.gif&hash=d9d59c0a0498c801fb0f143c968bde00c02d4bf6)
Title: Re: THE DIVE.
Post by: SkinnyBenny on September 27, 2010, 04:30:12 PM
My God this thread has gone better than expected. 

I love everything that our resident photoshoppers/giffers/other people have done here.   :party:
Title: Re: THE DIVE.
Post by: Ira Hayes on September 27, 2010, 10:26:55 PM
this is great and all guys...but can i get one of the ft. riley sniper taking down that dude?? HeinBallz?? tia

BUMP

Need this.   :blindfold:
Title: Re: THE DIVE.
Post by: SwiftCat on September 27, 2010, 11:30:57 PM
This thread is so  :lol:

Both the dive and Prizell hulking are hilarious. I'm almost  :bawl: of laughter.
Title: Re: THE DIVE.
Post by: Pittcat on September 28, 2010, 03:20:49 PM
rough ridin' photobucket. 
Title: Re: THE DIVE.
Post by: HeinBallz on September 29, 2010, 04:54:16 PM
Who's the homo rough ridin' dickhead that threw my crap all over rivals?   rough ridin' tripled my bandwidth usage and now I'm going to have to make a new photobucket account.   Jackass rough ridin' dick tard.  :comehere:
Title: Re: THE DIVE.
Post by: "storm"nut on September 29, 2010, 05:00:52 PM
Who's the homo fracking dickhead that threw my feces all over rivals?   fracking tripled my bandwidth usage and now I'm going to have to make a new photobucket account.   Jackass fracking dick tard.  :comehere:

That was me. Gave you credit though, Great work. :thumbsup: