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General Discussion => Essentially Flyertalk => Topic started by: slimz on September 22, 2010, 10:32:49 AM
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:dunno:
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forever. :goodbyecruelworld:
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Maybe you guys shouldn't have married boring women? :dunno:
Love the recap. LOVE IT.
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Good thread. Usually depends on if it was a "good" or "bad" day. Usually a "bad" day recap will take much longer and include strange voice imitations of the people she's agitated with. "Good" day recaps sometimes take just a couple minutes. All recaps regardless of day quality include what was consumed for breakfast, lunch and any snacks as well as who she met to consume said items with. Most days will also include a story of a poor driver encounter.
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I usually hear a lot of "you won't believe what ____ wore today. Somebody should tell her that she shouldn't do that"
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Good thread. Usually depends on if it was a "good" or "bad" day. Usually a "bad" day recap will take much longer and include strange voice imitations of the people she's agitated with. "Good" day recaps sometimes take just a couple minutes. All recaps regardless of day quality include what was consumed for breakfast, lunch and any snacks as well as who she met to consume said items with. Most days will also include a story of a poor driver encounter.
LOL. This is pretty damn accurate. The voice imitations are my favorite. Agitated days bring out the best in her.
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My wife can't talk about some specifics at her job, so I get the bonus of her having to make up analogies. On agitated days, she gets impatient here and all her analogies are about cats and pet care. Really spices things up.
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My wife comes home and does yoga poses with the dog.
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My wife can't talk about some specifics at her job
This intrigues me, can you elaborate?
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Don't run a clock on it but usually long enough for me to check the board for any threads that may have new posts since I left the office and got home.
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My wife can't talk about some specifics at her job
This intrigues me, can you elaborate?
She grooms cats.
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My wife comes home and does yoga poses with the dog.
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I'm not 100% certain felix rex knows the difference between a dog and a cat
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Daily recap is typically about 5 minutes. Unless we are going somewhere right after we get off work and then the recap lasts for the duration of the car ride. An hour and a half has been the longest so far.
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I'm not 100% certain felix rex knows the difference between a dog and a cat
Pardon me for trying to spice up KK's wife's yoga life.
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I get periodic updates throughout the day, everytime something 'noteworthy' happens I get a 5 minute phone call. Then I get a full scale recap when I get home.
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I'm not 100% certain felix rex knows the difference between a dog and a cat
lol
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It depends, but nothing fracking infuriates me more than when she calls on the way home to start the recap. YOU ARE GOING TO BE HOME IN 5 MINUTES, CAN'T THIS WAIT??? :chainsaw:
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My wife comes home and does yoga poses with the dog.
Anniversary present!
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My wife comes home and does yoga poses with the dog.
Anniversary present!
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Oh my Lord :lol:
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Good thread. Usually depends on if it was a "good" or "bad" day. Usually a "bad" day recap will take much longer and include strange voice imitations of the people she's agitated with. "Good" day recaps sometimes take just a couple minutes. All recaps regardless of day quality include what was consumed for breakfast, lunch and any snacks as well as who she met to consume said items with. Most days will also include a story of a poor driver encounter.
LOL. This is pretty damn accurate. The voice imitations are my favorite. Agitated days bring out the best in her.
I agree with the above completely.
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this thread makes me never wanting to get married.
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this thread makes me never wanting to get married.
Sounds like you should be shopping in the other aisle.
All women do this.
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one of my favorite parts of the day. non-stop thrillride hearing about what really goes on in a PR firm.
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I usually tell her about all the new design patterns I implemented in C++ :nerd:
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either 2 seconds or 15 minutes. Nothing in between. Depends on if she has any co-workers to complain about or not.
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Yeah. Women sure don't get along with other women at the office.
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My wife is a teacher (definitely no sugar momma) and she complains more about the Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) ass parents and the stupid old teachers than the kids. Either nothing about the day or a 10 minute venting. I think it's 10 minutes, I kinda zone out.
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My wife is a teacher (definitely no sugar momma) and she complains more about the Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) ass parents and the stupid old teachers than the kids. Either nothing about the day or a 10 minute venting. I think it's 10 minutes, I kinda zone out.
I love the rants about administrators. Generally good for a half-hour or so. Parents are a close second though. Can def. tell this next generation is going to be a bunch of FPs from the actions of their parents now though.
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My wife comes home and does yoga poses with the dog.
Posting this, without pics of said posing (Mrs. KK please), is entirely rude. :curse:
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I enjoy Mrs. KK's recaps when I am there. It consists of her walking in the door and announcing she kicked ass at her job today. Seems to me like he got pretty lucky in this category.
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Yeah. Women sure don't get along with other women at the office.
oh boy. tell me about this felix. i'm the boss to three women. one new. two of them have cried to me in my office on two different occasions over the past two days. four tear episodes total. i want to chew my arm off every time or something similar.
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Yeah. Women sure don't get along with other women at the office.
oh boy. tell me about this felix. i'm the boss to three women. one new. two of them have cried to me in my office on two different occasions over the past two days. four tear episodes total. i want to chew my arm off every time or something similar.
You're missing an opportunity, Daris. :fatty:
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Yeah. Women sure don't get along with other women at the office.
oh boy. tell me about this felix. i'm the boss to three women. one new. two of them have cried to me in my office on two different occasions over the past two days. four tear episodes total. i want to chew my arm off every time or something similar.
You're missing an opportunity, Daris. :fatty:
no. i'm really not. i would like to chew my arm off and hit them over the head w/ it or at least the stomach or something similar.
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I'm getting a recap as I type........ :goodbyecruelworld: :runaway:
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My wife is a teacher (definitely no sugar momma) and she complains more about the Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) ass parents and the stupid old teachers than the kids. Either nothing about the day or a 10 minute venting. I think it's 10 minutes, I kinda zone out.
YES!!!!! Sounds exactly like mine.
I love the rants about administrators. Generally good for a half-hour or so. Parents are a close second though. Can def. tell this next generation is going to be a bunch of FPs from the actions of their parents now though.
The administrator rants are the worst. Fortunately one administrator she gets along with, the other got busted down this year for being divisive, so she's only in the school half the day. Was hell with that one the last couple years.
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Good thread. Usually depends on if it was a "good" or "bad" day. Usually a "bad" day recap will take much longer and include strange voice imitations of the people she's agitated with. "Good" day recaps sometimes take just a couple minutes. All recaps regardless of day quality include what was consumed for breakfast, lunch and any snacks as well as who she met to consume said items with. Most days will also include a story of a poor driver encounter.
God damnit if you aren't spot on. Except they all seem like bad days! AND THE rough ridin' VOICE IMITATIONS!!!! People she isn't getting along with always sound like whiney retards, while her, or people she does get along with sound like the nicest people ever. Also, realized that my girlfriend never does anything wrong or talk about other people at work, but they always seem to do it to her. Yeah, okay, sweetheart. :jerk:
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Good thread. Usually depends on if it was a "good" or "bad" day. Usually a "bad" day recap will take much longer and include strange voice imitations of the people she's agitated with. "Good" day recaps sometimes take just a couple minutes. All recaps regardless of day quality include what was consumed for breakfast, lunch and any snacks as well as who she met to consume said items with. Most days will also include a story of a poor driver encounter.
God damnit if you aren't spot on. Except they all seem like bad days! AND THE rough ridin' VOICE IMITATIONS!!!! People she isn't getting along with always sound like whiney retards, while her, or people she does get along with sound like the nicest people ever. Also, realized that my girlfriend never does anything wrong or talk about other people at work, but they always seem to do it to her. Yeah, okay, sweetheart. :jerk:
And everyone in prison is innocent.
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KK, love your wiener, did you go to the races this summer on Poyntz?
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God damnit if you aren't spot on. Except they all seem like bad days! AND THE rough ridin' VOICE IMITATIONS!!!! People she isn't getting along with always sound like whiney retards, while her, or people she does get along with sound like the nicest people ever. Also, realized that my girlfriend never does anything wrong or talk about other people at work, but they always seem to do it to her. Yeah, okay, sweetheart. :jerk:
And everyone in prison is innocent.
That's what I'm saying.
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KK, love your wiener, did you go to the races this summer on Poyntz?
Have been out of town two straight years for this. Definitely hearing about it from the dog. She's all like "Oh so now you want me to pee? Well where were you when I wanted to go hang out with my homies. OUT OF TOWN.
Then she'll like drop a turd on the bath mat or something.
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My wife is a teacher (definitely no sugar momma) and she complains more about the Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) ass parents and the stupid old teachers than the kids. Either nothing about the day or a 10 minute venting. I think it's 10 minutes, I kinda zone out.
YES!!!!! Sounds exactly like mine.
I love the rants about administrators. Generally good for a half-hour or so. Parents are a close second though. Can def. tell this next generation is going to be a bunch of FPs from the actions of their parents now though.
The administrator rants are the worst. Fortunately one administrator she gets along with, the other got busted down this year for being divisive, so she's only in the school half the day. Was hell with that one the last couple years.
Your wife must not teach middle school in the ghe-tto. Still awaiting Joker's reply... Have the feeling it will look like this: (me):angry: (him):facepalm:
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let's be honest with each other, women talk about rough ridin' stupid crap. they talk so they can hear their own voice, it gives them a sense of power in a world where no one gives a real crap what they have to say, in a world they have no real power.
the crap they talk about is so stupid they won't even listen to each other talk about their stupid crap. the loser here, by default, is their significant other. he has no other choice than listen to what mindless garble is spewing out of her mouth and if he doesn't listen, she'll make his life even more of a living hell.
women just need to shut the eff up and pretend to enjoy interesting things, then pretend to enjoy talking about the interesting things they pretend enjoying.
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My wife is a teacher (definitely no sugar momma) and she complains more about the Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) ass parents and the stupid old teachers than the kids. Either nothing about the day or a 10 minute venting. I think it's 10 minutes, I kinda zone out.
YES!!!!! Sounds exactly like mine.
I love the rants about administrators. Generally good for a half-hour or so. Parents are a close second though. Can def. tell this next generation is going to be a bunch of FPs from the actions of their parents now though.
The administrator rants are the worst. Fortunately one administrator she gets along with, the other got busted down this year for being divisive, so she's only in the school half the day. Was hell with that one the last couple years.
Your wife must not teach middle school in the ghe-tto. Still awaiting Joker's reply... Have the feeling it will look like this: (me):angry: (him):facepalm:
Not ghetto, no.
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My wife is a teacher (definitely no sugar momma) and she complains more about the Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) ass parents and the stupid old teachers than the kids. Either nothing about the day or a 10 minute venting. I think it's 10 minutes, I kinda zone out.
YES!!!!! Sounds exactly like mine.
I love the rants about administrators. Generally good for a half-hour or so. Parents are a close second though. Can def. tell this next generation is going to be a bunch of FPs from the actions of their parents now though.
The administrator rants are the worst. Fortunately one administrator she gets along with, the other got busted down this year for being divisive, so she's only in the school half the day. Was hell with that one the last couple years.
Your wife must not teach middle school in the ghe-tto. Still awaiting Joker's reply... Have the feeling it will look like this: (me):angry: (him):facepalm:
First of all what the eff does this crap above me mean?
My wife is also a teacher, mostly white trash kids, she doesn't hate her administrators so her 20 minutes are filled with boring ass teacher stories and dumb female drama, add to this my wife is an awful storyteller. The stories were much better when she worked in Cambridge, MA but overall :zzz::flush: :zzz:
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Gawd. It takes so long. Or maybe it doesn't but it definitely always takes at minimum 20 to 30 times as long as me. Really all I care about is good or bad. I think she gets frustrated when she asks me how my day was and I'm done within 5-10 seconds even though on any given day there's a decent amount of interesting things to talk about. It's like, I just had a crazy day at work. The last thing I wanna do is come home and re-live it. There's a reason why Kevin's dad on The Wonder Years always responded to his wife's question of how work was with the same answer: "Work's work." And that was that and then he'd kick back in his recliner with his paper and ignore his wife like a total stud boss.
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Gawd. It takes so long. Or maybe it doesn't but it definitely always takes at minimum 20 to 30 times as long as me. Really all I care about is good or bad. I think she gets frustrated when she asks me how my day was and I'm done within 5-10 seconds even though on any given day there's a decent amount of interesting things to talk about. It's like, I just had a crazy day at work. The last thing I wanna do is come home and re-live it. There's a reason why Kevin's dad on The Wonder Years always responded to his wife's question of how work was with the same answer: "Work's work." And that was that and then he'd kick back in his recliner with his paper and ignore his wife like a total stud boss.
It sounds like you two really life each other
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:D
SD and co: how are the voice imitations going these days? Any variation since we last spoke? And how good was The Wonder Years? I mean really.
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It was really bad when my job consisted of me talking to people all day and her job consisted of staring at a computer screen. Now we both have medium interaction jobs and it's much better. Most days we don't even talk about it.
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Yeah it's a weird thing with everybody in my line of work I think. They always ask everyone how their day was. They're being genuine and it's very nice and all, but like, I really just wanna talk about cat football, you know?
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I told her once that she is only living half a life because she tells me literally word for word second by second what happened that day.
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Yeah it's a weird thing with everybody in my line of work I think. They always ask everyone how their day was. I get that they're being nice and all, but like, I really just wanna talk about cat football, you know?
Hey ben ji, how are you today?
Doing great, 23 days till cat football.
BOOM
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How long does it take for us to vent about our days to our fillies? :dunno:
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I usually tell her about all the new design patterns I implemented in C++ :nerd:
If you implemented an asynchronously related set of classes, do you wait until later to tell her about the other half of your day?
:lol:
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Most days we don't even talk about it.
Well I don't believe that for a second. No husband should.
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How long does it take for us to vent about our days to our fillies? :dunno:
6 seconds?
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Most days we don't even talk about it.
Well I don't believe that for a second. No husband should.
Work's work. :dunno:
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Oh, man. Forgot about this thread. Hello, old friend.
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My wife starts in one direction/topic and gets off on tangents very easily. I have to ask her if the copy room shenanigans relate to the main direction/topic and she will either continue on said tangent or refocus. She loves retelling her day.
I have no problem with it.
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Tip: When they complain about a co-worker with bad attitude, do NOT say "well maybe they were just having a bad day."
Tip #2: When they complain about noisy light fixture for 11th day in a row, do NOT say "hey have you ever considered asking someone to fix that?"
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I do remember one time I was nearly slaughtered when she told me that (during the summer) her office was so cold she plugged in a little electric heater under her desk. At the time my job was focused on making commercial buildings more efficient so I scolded her. Pro tip: don't give an eff if you're not paying the bill.
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I enjoy it :dunno:
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I enjoy it :dunno:
me too
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I'm really bad with names and remembering who's who so the stories aren't entertaining. Like remember when I kept mixing up dlew and fanning? Also to me 'clams and 'stone are the same person.
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I'm really bad with names and remembering who's who so the stories aren't entertaining.
ya me 2
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I enjoy it :dunno:
me too
me 3. I married my wife because I enjoy her company, so that includes discussing the events of the day.
Also, Wonder Years rules. Wayne is probably a top 5 TV character all time. Remember the one with the fishing trip? So good.
Also, heaters in the summer because of AC? Talk about your 1st world problems. That drives me bananas.
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oh boy, maybe we should just rename this thread the valentine's day's lover's paradise thread for all who love their lovers
good grief
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Girlfriend was recently sexually harassed at work. She complained about it to me for weeks but was afraid to complain to her boss about it, even though the dickhead had a history of doing this crap to coworkers. Eventually I said she could either tell her boss or I would handle it myself because it was starting to piss me off that she just let this guy harass her and wouldn't do anything about it except complain to me for hours.
She asked what me handling it entailed. I explained that it would include me sending the guy's wife a Facebook message detailing her husband's workplace behavior and then finding him at his favorite bar, pretending to be gay and touching him until he got the message that people don't enjoy being groped like that. She decided to finally report him. They're now scheduled for different shifts most of the time. The daily recap was shortened by 65% and I no longer have to waste brainpower coming up with solutions to problems she is reluctant to fix.
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Girlfriend was recently sexually harassed at work. She complained about it to me for weeks but was afraid to complain to her boss about it, even though the dickhead had a history of doing this crap to coworkers. Eventually I said she could either tell her boss or I would handle it myself because it was starting to piss me off that she just let this guy harass her and wouldn't do anything about it except complain to me for hours.
She asked what me handling it entailed. I explained that it would include me sending the guy's wife a Facebook message detailing her husband's workplace behavior and then finding him at his favorite bar, pretending to be gay and touching him until he got the message that people don't enjoy being groped like that. She decided to finally report him. They're now scheduled for different shifts most of the time. The daily recap was shortened by 65% and I no longer have to waste brainpower coming up with solutions to problems she is reluctant to fix.
Sounds like the real good news here is that your GF isn't being fondled by someone she hates on a daily basis. Also, you should still send that creep's wife the detailed FB message. Who cares that the shift change was made. Still a fuckhead. Just a fuckhead that is someone else's problem now. May cease to be someone else's problem if Mrs. Fuckhead got the inside deets on Mr. Fuckhead.
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Also guys I'm a problem solver so sometimes she's just trying to vent and here I am engineering solutions to her issues but really she just wants to talk. When we have these talks now I ask first if she's venting or if she's expecting some discussion. That has worked really well for us.
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Girlfriend was recently sexually harassed at work. She complained about it to me for weeks but was afraid to complain to her boss about it, even though the dickhead had a history of doing this crap to coworkers. Eventually I said she could either tell her boss or I would handle it myself because it was starting to piss me off that she just let this guy harass her and wouldn't do anything about it except complain to me for hours.
She asked what me handling it entailed. I explained that it would include me sending the guy's wife a Facebook message detailing her husband's workplace behavior and then finding him at his favorite bar, pretending to be gay and touching him until he got the message that people don't enjoy being groped like that. She decided to finally report him. They're now scheduled for different shifts most of the time. The daily recap was shortened by 65% and I no longer have to waste brainpower coming up with solutions to problems she is reluctant to fix.
Sounds like the real good news here is that your GF isn't being fondled by someone she hates on a daily basis. Also, you should still send that creep's wife the detailed FB message. Who cares that the shift change was made. Still a fuckhead. Just a fuckhead that is someone else's problem now. May cease to be someone else's problem if Mrs. Fuckhead got the inside deets on Mr. Fuckhead.
Yes
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Girlfriend was recently sexually harassed at work. She complained about it to me for weeks but was afraid to complain to her boss about it, even though the dickhead had a history of doing this crap to coworkers. Eventually I said she could either tell her boss or I would handle it myself because it was starting to piss me off that she just let this guy harass her and wouldn't do anything about it except complain to me for hours.
She asked what me handling it entailed. I explained that it would include me sending the guy's wife a Facebook message detailing her husband's workplace behavior and then finding him at his favorite bar, pretending to be gay and touching him until he got the message that people don't enjoy being groped like that. She decided to finally report him. They're now scheduled for different shifts most of the time. The daily recap was shortened by 65% and I no longer have to waste brainpower coming up with solutions to problems she is reluctant to fix.
Sounds like the real good news here is that your GF isn't being fondled by someone she hates on a daily basis. Also, you should still send that creep's wife the detailed FB message. Who cares that the shift change was made. Still a fuckhead. Just a fuckhead that is someone else's problem now. May cease to be someone else's problem if Mrs. Fuckhead got the inside deets on Mr. Fuckhead.
this rough rider should be fired. shift change my ass
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Girlfriend was recently sexually harassed at work. She complained about it to me for weeks but was afraid to complain to her boss about it, even though the dickhead had a history of doing this crap to coworkers. Eventually I said she could either tell her boss or I would handle it myself because it was starting to piss me off that she just let this guy harass her and wouldn't do anything about it except complain to me for hours.
She asked what me handling it entailed. I explained that it would include me sending the guy's wife a Facebook message detailing her husband's workplace behavior and then finding him at his favorite bar, pretending to be gay and touching him until he got the message that people don't enjoy being groped like that. She decided to finally report him. They're now scheduled for different shifts most of the time. The daily recap was shortened by 65% and I no longer have to waste brainpower coming up with solutions to problems she is reluctant to fix.
Sounds like the real good news here is that your GF isn't being fondled by someone she hates on a daily basis. Also, you should still send that creep's wife the detailed FB message. Who cares that the shift change was made. Still a fuckhead. Just a fuckhead that is someone else's problem now. May cease to be someone else's problem if Mrs. Fuckhead got the inside deets on Mr. Fuckhead.
Yes
Trust me, I really want to do it. We've argued over this. She said not to because they have a young kid and another on the way and she doesn't want to eff things up (even though he is at fault here). She's more merciful than I am. She said her boss asked if she wanted him fired but my girlfriend asked her boss to not fire him because she doesn't want to make it impossible for the guy to provide :facepalm:
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Girlfriend was recently sexually harassed at work. She complained about it to me for weeks but was afraid to complain to her boss about it, even though the dickhead had a history of doing this crap to coworkers. Eventually I said she could either tell her boss or I would handle it myself because it was starting to piss me off that she just let this guy harass her and wouldn't do anything about it except complain to me for hours.
She asked what me handling it entailed. I explained that it would include me sending the guy's wife a Facebook message detailing her husband's workplace behavior and then finding him at his favorite bar, pretending to be gay and touching him until he got the message that people don't enjoy being groped like that. She decided to finally report him. They're now scheduled for different shifts most of the time. The daily recap was shortened by 65% and I no longer have to waste brainpower coming up with solutions to problems she is reluctant to fix.
Sounds like the real good news here is that your GF isn't being fondled by someone she hates on a daily basis. Also, you should still send that creep's wife the detailed FB message. Who cares that the shift change was made. Still a fuckhead. Just a fuckhead that is someone else's problem now. May cease to be someone else's problem if Mrs. Fuckhead got the inside deets on Mr. Fuckhead.
this rough rider should be fired. shift change my ass
Yeah, cut off his balls and make him eat one.
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Should still send that FB.
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Should still send that FB.
no, the payoff is not worth the risk.
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Should still send that FB.
no, the payoff is not worth the risk.
You are probably right. He just needs repercussion other than an inconvenient work sched.
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i live an awesome single life, but my roommate's gf loves to makes sure i know what her day was like. takes about 10.
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Should still send that FB.
no, the payoff is not worth the risk.
You are probably right. He just needs repercussion other than an inconvenient work sched.
like getting him fired
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Should still send that FB.
no, the payoff is not worth the risk.
You are probably right. He just needs repercussion other than an inconvenient work sched.
like getting him fired
Yeah, but it seems that ship has sailed.
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Should still send that FB.
If it happens again a message will be sent to the guy's wife, regardless of what my girlfriend asks me to do or not do. Also will definitely do the pretend homosexual harassment thing, seems more effective than an ass whoopin'. michigancat if it were up to me he would have been shitcanned but I didn't have a say in it.
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Shacks is a boss
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Shacks is a boss
Yep, doesn't get any more bossier than possibly tattlin' and pretending to be gay. Go-to moves for any boss.
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Shacks is a boss
Yep, doesn't get any more bossier than possibly tattlin' and pretending to be gay. Go-to moves for any boss.
If that fails, I can express my God-given Second Amendment rights as a proud American citizen and pay him a visit with my trusty old .45
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Shacks is a boss
Yep, doesn't get any more bossier than possibly tattlin' and pretending to be gay. Go-to moves for any boss.
If that fails, I can express my God-given Second Amendment rights as a proud American citizen and pay him a visit with my trusty old .45
No you should totally gay the hell out of him. That'll learn him.
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Better yet, go in drag and get him to grope you. That'll show him!
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Also guys I'm a problem solver so sometimes she's just trying to vent and here I am engineering solutions to her issues but really she just wants to talk. When we have these talks now I ask first if she's venting or if she's expecting some discussion. That has worked really well for us.
http://youtu.be/-4EDhdAHrOg
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Better yet, go in drag and get him to grope you. That'll show him!
yeah, i assumed shacks meant to homo-SYG him
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The bar idea is horrible, shacks. Just horrible. I mean, if you plan on committing a crime yourself(sexual assault) you should stick to punching his fat face or keying his car really bad rather than doing some faux man on man sexual assault.
Not condoning either, just saying that you should keep it simple and more direct. idiots don't put two and two together well and he isn't going to have some sort of Lifetime movie moment where he realizes how he is making others feel.
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The bar idea is horrible, shacks. Just horrible. I mean, if you plan on committing a crime yourself(sexual assault) you should stick to punching his fat face or keying his car really bad rather than doing some faux man on man sexual assault.
Not condoning either, just saying that you should keep it simple and more direct. idiots don't put two and two together well and he isn't going to have some sort of Lifetime movie moment where he realizes how he is making others feel.
Worse, what if the guy is into it and Shacks has to blow him or piitb? Pastries for thought, fellas.
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Oh man, then the guy will FB Shack's GF and give her all the deets about how her BF wouldn't keep his hands off him even though he told him how it makes him feel.
Classic blow up in face.
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Shacks get him really drunk then molest the crap out of him. It worked for me.
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shacks friend him on facebook and then post stuff like "SOME PPL REALLY NEED TO BUTT OUT OF GROPING MY GIRLFRIEND IN THE WORKPLACE. SRRSLY PPL DAMN. SMDH :curse: - feeling tired of this crap"
then maybe crank out some meme generator memes saying relevant stuff.
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Should still send that FB.
no, the payoff is not worth the risk.
You are probably right. He just needs repercussion other than an inconvenient work sched.
like getting him fired
Yeah, but it seems that ship has sailed.
only because the company is trying to protect its ass on both sides and shacks wife is allowing them to do it. firing people is not an easy process.
now if shack's wife were to act like eddie murphy when he's trying to check into the hotel at the beginning of beverly hills cop, when he's posing as a rolling stone writer in town to interview michael jackson and raise a big deal about it with mgmt even though he didn't even have a reservation then this guy would be on the street quicker than crap, just like the beverly hills hotel found him a suite in 2 seconds after he raised his voice even though he had to pay $200 a night for it.
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Should still send that FB.
no, the payoff is not worth the risk.
You are probably right. He just needs repercussion other than an inconvenient work sched.
like getting him fired
Yeah, but it seems that ship has sailed.
only because the company is trying to protect its ass on both sides and shacks wife is allowing them to do it. firing people is not an easy process.
now if shack's wife were to act like eddie murphy when he's trying to check into the hotel at the beginning of beverly hills cop, when he's posing as a rolling stone writer in town to interview michael jackson and raise a big deal about it with mgmt even though he didn't even have a reservation then this guy would be on the street quicker than crap, just like the beverly hills hotel found him a suite in 2 seconds after he raised his voice even though he had to pay $200 a night for it.
Chicken nuggets for thought here.
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Alright, guess I will re-consider the gay for payback plan. Also 'lams, she's my girlfriend not my wife. She requested he not be fired - she would have felt guilty for taking away a father's ability to provide for his kid and pregnant wife. She said her boss was willing to fire him if she wanted. He had been written up for sexual harassment before and they caught him doing it on camera.
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Alright, guess I will re-consider the gay for payback plan. Also 'lams, she's my girlfriend not my wife. She requested he not be fired - she would have felt guilty for taking away a father's ability to provide for his kid and pregnant wife. She said her boss was willing to fire him if she wanted. He had been written up for sexual harassment before and they caught him doing it on camera.
shacks, def get her to put a ring on it before committing any felonies to defend her honor
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Alright, guess I will re-consider the gay for payback plan. Also 'lams, she's my girlfriend not my wife. She requested he not be fired - she would have felt guilty for taking away a father's ability to provide for his kid and pregnant wife. She said her boss was willing to fire him if she wanted. He had been written up for sexual harassment before and they caught him doing it on camera.
shacks, def get her to put a ring on it before committing any felonies to defend her honor
It's been two years, feels like that is worth at least a first offense
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Mrs. Bf has to deal with dumbasses all day so why would she want to talk to another one at home?
Seriously though I never know what I'm going to get whe she walks through the door. Could be something totally boring like a bitchy coworker or super interesting like someone missing half their skull because cancer has erroded it away and their brain is hanging out but the person is totally fine but he thinks he should have prolly had his head looked at a few years ago.
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Alright, guess I will re-consider the gay for payback plan. Also 'lams, she's my girlfriend not my wife. She requested he not be fired - she would have felt guilty for taking away a father's ability to provide for his kid and pregnant wife. She said her boss was willing to fire him if she wanted. He had been written up for sexual harassment before and they caught him doing it on camera.
Her boss is limp dick. It is not up to the employee if the dude should be fired. They have him on camera. They are setting a precedence that sexual harassment in the workplace is allowable. What a shitty place to work. Tell her to quit.
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seems like everyone along the way has enabled this piece of crap to be the very best piece of crap he can be
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does your gf work at a bar or restaurant?
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Alright, guess I will re-consider the gay for payback plan. Also 'lams, she's my girlfriend not my wife. She requested he not be fired - she would have felt guilty for taking away a father's ability to provide for his kid and pregnant wife. She said her boss was willing to fire him if she wanted. He had been written up for sexual harassment before and they caught him doing it on camera.
Her boss is limp dick. It is not up to the employee if the dude should be fired. They have him on camera. They are setting a precedence that sexual harassment in the workplace is allowable. What a shitty place to work. Tell her to quit.
Yeah, I was surprised he wasn't instantly fired too, especially since their boss (the owner) is a woman. I can see an idiot male boss just blowing it off as a "bitches be trippin" sort of thing but it really surprised me that sexual harassment isn't grounds for an instant firing in a business owned by a female. Maybe she's also overly sympathetic and forgiving like my girlfriend.
y-l_a, she works at a veterinary hospital.
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y-l_a, she works at a veterinary hospital.
:sdeek:
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It's common knowledge that sexual harassment is perfectly ok as long as you work in a bar/restaurant. Veterinary hospital, not so much
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It's common knowledge that sexual harassment is perfectly ok as long as you work in a bar/restaurant. Veterinary hospital, not so much
no still not ok but more likely
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did not know "rough rider" turned into "rough rider" with the filter on here :lol:
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did not know "rough rider" turned into "rough rider" with the filter on here :lol:
the filter is a treasure
one of the most underrated things about this place
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did not know "rough rider" turned into "rough rider" with the filter on here :lol:
the filter is a treasure
one of the most underrated things about this place
the rough rider thing was news to me until this thread, as well. :D
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Do you guys think this guy diddles the animals that come into the vet? You just never know with perverts.
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Do you guys think this guy diddles the animals that come into the vet? You just never know with perverts.
Who is gonna be strong enough to be the voice for those without a voice?
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did not know "rough rider" turned into "rough rider" with the filter on here :lol:
Yeah, I realized that a few days ago and have been trying to up my use of rough rider since.
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I still haven't figured out what filters to "mommy", it's the only one I don't know.
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f a g g o t = m o m m y
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did not know "rough rider" turned into "rough rider" with the filter on here :lol:
the filter is a treasure
one of the most underrated things about this place
the rough rider thing was news to me until this thread, as well. :D
Mother rough rider is my favorite.
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did not know "rough rider" turned into "rough rider" with the filter on here :lol:
the filter is a treasure
one of the most underrated things about this place
the rough rider thing was news to me until this thread, as well. :D
Mother rough rider is my favorite.
"Bad person" always gets me. :lol:
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Shacks do you know where he lives? Sounds like he could use 5 lbs of roofing nails in his driveway at a minimum.
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Shacks do you know where he lives? Sounds like he could use 5 lbs of roofing nails in his driveway at a minimum.
LET"S GET HIM!
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i don't know how often i'm going to be able to slip man of taste and distinction rough rider into my posts.
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i don't know how often i'm going to be able to slip man of taste and distinction rough rider into my posts.
Probably equally often as Mommy Rough rider could be used.
Given that, the filter is doing a pretty good job of equating words to their censored equal
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it turns f r a c k into shazbot :D
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did not know "rough rider" turned into "rough rider" with the filter on here :lol:
the filter is a treasure
one of the most underrated things about this place
the rough rider thing was news to me until this thread, as well. :D
Mother rough rider is my favorite.
"Bad person" always gets me. :lol:
wow, fanning uses the word filter feature at goEMAW.com. color me shocked.
It has its benefits, like a day or two ago when puniraptor was having picture issues and you described it and the filter translated it "some dude's gaping bad person." I LOLed my ass off about that. Even later on when I was driving home. Good stuff. Hullabaloo!
I use it too. It's part of the charm of this place IMO. Plus I invested so much mental capital into trying to understand everything. I tried turning the filter off and this place just isnt the same without the respects, bad persons, LHC LHCs, and The The Chambers. filter#life
Yeah, it's great too.
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well you sons of bitches just got me to turn the filter on
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bitch isn't filtered? the shazbot!?
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Worst filtered word? Crock. I feel that could be done better.
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This thread has been quite a ride. :eek:
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Worst filtered word? Crock. I feel that could be done better.
that is the best one. easily.
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satanist big 10 Oregon Ducks chicken nuggets rough rider
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Shacks do you know where he lives? Sounds like he could use 5 lbs of roofing nails in his driveway at a minimum.
LET"S GET HIM!
I'll have to follow him one night after he gets off work. Plastic forks in the yard seems like a fun idea too.
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it's going to take me a long time to know what the eff is what. crap.
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BULLSHIT
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:surprised:
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:surprised:
:lol:
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BULLSHIT
rough ridin'
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Also great:
s h ! t = hullabaloo