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Title: I had to apologize to an usher
Post by: fatty fat fat on September 13, 2010, 11:32:07 AM
my wife (picture to left) wasn't allowed to bring in her skittles/hot tamales in the game, so i threw the skittles at the usher (because the rule is dumb).

then, this big time security guy came up to me and made me apologize to the usher. I did. I felt bad about doing it at the time (because you shouldn't lose your cool) but it's a f*cking stupid rule.
Title: Re: I had to apologize to an usher
Post by: steve dave on September 13, 2010, 11:33:22 AM
what did you do with the hot tamales?
Title: Re: I had to apologize to an usher
Post by: michigancat on September 13, 2010, 11:33:54 AM
Your wife is quite pretty.
Title: Re: I had to apologize to an usher
Post by: fatty fat fat on September 13, 2010, 11:35:29 AM
Your wife is quite pretty.

thanks, we work out every day for at least two hours.
Title: Re: I had to apologize to an usher
Post by: Dugout DickStone on September 13, 2010, 11:36:11 AM
Should be a middle ground on this.  maybe a certain amount of tamales and skittles allowed.  zero tolerance is a dumb rule.
Title: Re: I had to apologize to an usher
Post by: tdaver on September 13, 2010, 11:42:17 AM
have a baby

you can take in anything you want, just through a few diapers and a bottle on top.
Title: Re: I had to apologize to an usher
Post by: Dugout DickStone on September 13, 2010, 11:44:22 AM
have a baby

you can take in anything you want, just through a few diapers and a bottle on top.

Don't listen to a word tdaver says.  Mods, lock tdaver out.
Title: Re: I had to apologize to an usher
Post by: KSUTOMMY on September 13, 2010, 11:53:31 AM
my wife (picture to left) wasn't allowed to bring in her skittles/hot tamales in the game, so i threw the skittles at the usher (because the rule is dumb).

then, this big time security guy came up to me and made me apologize to the usher. I did. I felt bad about doing it at the time (because you shouldn't lose your cool) but it's a f*cking stupid rule.

Dude, tampon box - you can put freaking anything you want in there (size requirements of course). NOBODY messes with a ladies harpoons.
Title: Re: I had to apologize to an usher
Post by: Huskerpride on September 13, 2010, 12:03:30 PM
Your wife is quite pretty.
Not his wife.
Title: Re: I had to apologize to an usher
Post by: The42Yardstick on September 13, 2010, 12:05:29 PM
Your wife is quite pretty.
Not his wife.

YOU LYING SON OF A BITCH :angry: :chainsaw: :curse:
Title: Re: I had to apologize to an usher
Post by: pissclams on September 13, 2010, 12:05:54 PM
fatty, your wife is hot bro don't worry about the skittles
Title: Re: I had to apologize to an usher
Post by: michigancat on September 13, 2010, 12:08:04 PM
Your wife is quite pretty.
Not his wife.

:surprised:
Title: Re: I had to apologize to an usher
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on September 13, 2010, 12:11:44 PM
yep. that's fattys wife. saw them at halftime saturday. thanks for the bratwurst fff.  :cheers:
Title: Re: I had to apologize to an usher
Post by: chum1 on September 13, 2010, 12:13:29 PM
next time hide the skittles in your hot wife's vagina if you know what i'm saying.
Title: Re: I had to apologize to an usher
Post by: michigancat on September 13, 2010, 12:15:15 PM
next time hide the skittles in your hot wife's vagina if you know what i'm saying.

Quote from: fff
Turns out the wife was playing hide the skittles.  She hid the skittles n her vagina to keep them warm.

:surprised:
Title: Re: I had to apologize to an usher
Post by: KITNfury on September 13, 2010, 12:18:33 PM
noodz
Title: Re: I had to apologize to an usher
Post by: pissclams on September 13, 2010, 12:22:17 PM
i want to have some of those skittles from your wife's vagina, fff.  i love warm skittles, they're way softer.
Title: Re: I had to apologize to an usher
Post by: Pete on September 13, 2010, 12:56:22 PM
i want to have some of those skittles from your wife's vagina, fff.  i love warm skittles, they're way softer.

+1, me too Fats.
Title: Re: I had to apologize to an usher
Post by: HeinBallz on September 13, 2010, 12:59:09 PM
so THAT's why they call him fatty.   
Title: Re: I had to apologize to an usher
Post by: waks on September 13, 2010, 01:05:10 PM
Should be a middle ground on this.  maybe a certain amount of tamales and skittles allowed.  zero tolerance is a dumb rule.
US Cellular is the only sports venue that I've been to that allows you to bring anything in.
Title: Re: I had to apologize to an usher
Post by: Jeffy on September 13, 2010, 01:05:39 PM
my wife (picture to left) wasn't allowed to bring in her skittles/hot tamales in the game, so i threw the skittles at the usher (because the rule is dumb).

then, this big time security guy came up to me and made me apologize to the usher. I did. I felt bad about doing it at the time (because you shouldn't lose your cool) but it's a f*cking stupid rule.

Dude, tampon box - you can put freaking anything you want in there (size requirements of course). NOBODY messes with a ladies harpoons.

Tommy speaks much truth!
Title: Re: I had to apologize to an usher
Post by: pencat on September 13, 2010, 01:12:08 PM
next time hide the skittles in your hot wife's vagina if you know what i'm saying.

Just another reason I am glad I found this board!    :thumbsup:
Title: Re: I had to apologize to an usher
Post by: steve dave on September 13, 2010, 01:15:38 PM
Should be a middle ground on this.  maybe a certain amount of tamales and skittles allowed.  zero tolerance is a dumb rule.
US Cellular is the only sports venue that I've been to that allows you to bring anything in.

AT&T in San Fran will let you bring in anything except booze
Title: Re: I had to apologize to an usher
Post by: Boakai on September 13, 2010, 01:17:37 PM
Your wife is quite pretty.
Not his wife.

Now I suppose you will try to have us believe that those pictures of SD that you keep on your computer aren't him either!!  :runaway:
Title: Re: I had to apologize to an usher
Post by: sonofdaxjones on September 13, 2010, 01:19:45 PM
I hear SD tried to hire a firm that specilizes in that sort of thing to have those pictures removed off the Internets. 

Sadly for SD they've gone viral and mean K-State part timers will use them to shame him and put him in his place often.

Title: Re: I had to apologize to an usher
Post by: steve dave on September 13, 2010, 01:21:19 PM
guys, lets go back to talking about bringing food into stadium and get away from this silly photos of sd discussion
 :party: (< but opposite)
Title: Re: I had to apologize to an usher
Post by: Cartierfor3 on September 13, 2010, 01:23:16 PM
Should be a middle ground on this.  maybe a certain amount of tamales and skittles allowed.  zero tolerance is a dumb rule.
US Cellular is the only sports venue that I've been to that allows you to bring anything in.

You can bring in any food in Kaufmann.  I've brought in BBQ Sandwiches and pizza before.
Title: Re: I had to apologize to an usher
Post by: sonofdaxjones on September 13, 2010, 01:23:26 PM
Sorry SD, I know it's a touchy subject.

At the one and only NeckCar race I ever attended they pretty much allowed everything into the track; coolers, beer, everything.

Title: Re: I had to apologize to an usher
Post by: CNS on September 13, 2010, 01:35:15 PM
Got patted down at the Chiefs game a few thursdays ago.

Never been actually patted down on my way into a game before.  

Complete BS.

Also, is this when we can start bitching about concession prices?
Title: Re: I had to apologize to an usher
Post by: mcmwcat on September 13, 2010, 01:37:08 PM
Got patted down at the Chiefs game a few thursdays ago.

Never been actually patted down on my way into a game before. 

Complete BS.

you went to a preseason Chiefs game.  you & Meek ?  :lol:
Title: Re: I had to apologize to an usher
Post by: CNS on September 13, 2010, 01:37:47 PM
Got patted down at the Chiefs game a few thursdays ago.

Never been actually patted down on my way into a game before. 

Complete BS.

you went to a preseason Chiefs game.  you & Meek ?  :lol:

Free tix.  Went with Father-in-law.

Title: Re: I had to apologize to an usher
Post by: OK_Cat on September 13, 2010, 01:40:49 PM
your father-in-law sounds like a real toolbag
Title: Re: I had to apologize to an usher
Post by: CNS on September 13, 2010, 01:45:35 PM
your father-in-law sounds like a real toolbag

He got them free too.

does anyone actually buy pre-season tix?  Always thought that everyone there got them for free from someone else, who got them from someone else, who didn't want to go to a shitty pre-season game even though they came with their corporate season tix.
Title: Re: I had to apologize to an usher
Post by: Bill Clarahan on September 13, 2010, 01:52:21 PM
Your wife is quite pretty.

thanks, we work out every day for at least two hours.

This made me laugh
Title: Re: I had to apologize to an usher
Post by: fatty fat fat on September 13, 2010, 02:06:10 PM
Should be a middle ground on this.  maybe a certain amount of tamales and skittles allowed.  zero tolerance is a dumb rule.
US Cellular is the only sports venue that I've been to that allows you to bring anything in.

AT&T in San Fran will let you bring in anything except booze

thank you!!
Title: Re: I had to apologize to an usher
Post by: EMAWgeddon on September 13, 2010, 02:09:36 PM
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Was it this usher?
Title: Re: I had to apologize to an usher
Post by: EllToPay on September 13, 2010, 02:11:09 PM
My wife is an usher at BSFS. :frown:
Title: Re: I had to apologize to an usher
Post by: WillieWatanabe on September 13, 2010, 02:12:22 PM
My wife is an usher at BSFS. :frown:

:surprised:
Title: Re: I had to apologize to an usher
Post by: steve dave on September 13, 2010, 02:12:26 PM
lol at the skinny forearmed fuzz packing tazer behind that BA usher
Title: Re: I had to apologize to an usher
Post by: CNS on September 13, 2010, 02:14:11 PM
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Title: Re: I had to apologize to an usher
Post by: steve dave on September 13, 2010, 02:15:05 PM
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lol
Title: Re: I had to apologize to an usher
Post by: Huskerpride on September 13, 2010, 04:10:56 PM
Your wife is quite pretty.

thanks, we work out every day for at least two hours.
I'm really not seeing the working out part yet :dunno:

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Title: Re: I had to apologize to an usher
Post by: The42Yardstick on September 13, 2010, 04:11:58 PM
Your wife is quite pretty.

thanks, we work out every day for at least two hours.
I'm really not seeing the working out part yet :dunno:

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 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: I had to apologize to an usher
Post by: theswo on September 13, 2010, 04:15:18 PM
Oh no! Someone had better send Catmatt's wife an email  :runaway:
Title: Re: I had to apologize to an usher
Post by: CNS on September 13, 2010, 04:19:00 PM
Your wife is quite pretty.

thanks, we work out every day for at least two hours.
I'm really not seeing the working out part yet :dunno:

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi660.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fuu330%2Fhskerpride%2Ffattyfatfat.jpg&hash=ce8d6fb8ac5b1e7b886d11f0d35b13755061dc20)


 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

That lady def looks like a Skittles fan.
Title: Re: I had to apologize to an usher
Post by: KSUTOMMY on September 13, 2010, 04:29:26 PM
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Was it this usher?

or this usher?

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Title: Re: I had to apologize to an usher
Post by: Ira Hayes on September 13, 2010, 04:46:07 PM
Is anybody ever going to figure out who the dude is in Fatty's profile pic?

Or better yet, the chick?
Title: Re: I had to apologize to an usher
Post by: fatty fat fat on September 13, 2010, 05:36:10 PM
Rusty was my "best man"

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Title: Re: I had to apologize to an usher
Post by: steve dave on September 13, 2010, 05:56:25 PM
Your wife is quite pretty.

thanks, we work out every day for at least two hours.
I'm really not seeing the working out part yet :dunno:

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi660.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fuu330%2Fhskerpride%2Ffattyfatfat.jpg&hash=ce8d6fb8ac5b1e7b886d11f0d35b13755061dc20)

lol, that guy actually posted on ksufans and he wasn't a qhatz fan
Title: Re: I had to apologize to an usher
Post by: Scary Smart on September 13, 2010, 06:38:24 PM
Rusty was my "best man"

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg192.imageshack.us%2Fimg192%2F6245%2Frusq.jpg&hash=92f1c4c94624a033cf70446fee710ee565401b59)

Great pic, FFF.
Title: Re: I had to apologize to an usher
Post by: EllToPay on September 13, 2010, 06:46:30 PM
Rusty was my "best man"

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:surprised:
Title: Re: I had to apologize to an usher
Post by: Bill Clarahan on September 13, 2010, 08:02:08 PM
Rusty was my "best man"

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Is she reaching for his schlong  :eek:
Title: Re: I had to apologize to an usher
Post by: yoman on September 13, 2010, 08:04:07 PM
Rusty was my "best man"

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Is she reaching for his schlong  :eek:
they have an open marriage. it's cool, rusty and fatty have a long bbs history together so i'm sure fff won't mind.
Title: Re: I had to apologize to an usher
Post by: TBL on September 13, 2010, 09:59:46 PM
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Was it this usher?


The usher didn't like that.


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Title: Re: I had to apologize to an usher
Post by: rbuch on September 14, 2010, 12:33:00 AM
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Was it this usher?



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Totally one of my Fraternity brothers.

He's an immigrant from the Congo, least intimidating man I know.

Would probably kill a person for some skittles though
Title: Re: I had to apologize to an usher
Post by: theswo on September 14, 2010, 12:40:42 AM
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Was it this usher?



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Totally one of my Fraternity brothers.

He's an immigrant from the Congo, least intimidating man I know.

Would probably kill a person for some skittles though
He's also a very terrible basketball player
Title: Re: I had to apologize to an usher
Post by: rbuch on September 14, 2010, 12:43:39 AM
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Was it this usher?



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Totally one of my Fraternity brothers.

He's an immigrant from the Congo, least intimidating man I know.

Would probably kill a person for some skittles though
He's also a very terrible basketball player

Because he's terrified of fouling, hence the least intimidating person ever statement.
Title: Re: I had to apologize to an usher
Post by: KITNfury on September 14, 2010, 09:12:29 AM
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Was it this usher?



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Totally one of my Fraternity brothers.

He's an immigrant from the Congo, least intimidating man I know.

Would probably kill a person for some skittles though
Congo you say? I believe they cut hands off in his native country for defying drug warlords, stealing skittles, or even for merely existing. Chop the left off, imo.
Title: Re: I had to apologize to an usher
Post by: steve dave on September 14, 2010, 09:14:31 AM
Tell the usher in your frat that sd says he looks amazingly hip
Title: Re: I had to apologize to an usher
Post by: fatty fat fat on September 14, 2010, 09:40:44 AM
damn. so much potential.
Title: Re: I had to apologize to an usher
Post by: michigancat on September 14, 2010, 11:31:02 AM
damn. so much potential.

You'd been holding off on discussing that avy for a long time.  I thought it went pretty well.
Title: Re: I had to apologize to an usher
Post by: dmartin on September 14, 2010, 01:17:53 PM
damn. so much potential.

You'd been holding off on discussing that avy for a long time.  I thought it went pretty well.

Bel Biv Devoe gives props to that usher..
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Title: Re: I had to apologize to an usher
Post by: Pittcat on September 14, 2010, 07:31:57 PM
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Was it this usher?



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Totally one of my Fraternity brothers.

He's an immigrant from the Congo, least intimidating man I know.

Would probably kill a person for some skittles though
Congo you say? I believe they cut hands off in his native country for defying drug warlords, stealing skittles, or even for merely existing. Chop the left off, imo.

I think it's quite obvious that lefty is already gone.   :facepalm:
Title: Re: I had to apologize to an usher
Post by: jtksu on September 14, 2010, 08:56:25 PM
Just when things were looking up for the Iraqi people, this crap has to happen.
Title: Re: I had to apologize to an usher
Post by: Ira Hayes on September 15, 2010, 11:54:51 PM
Rusty was my "best man"

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg192.imageshack.us%2Fimg192%2F6245%2Frusq.jpg&hash=92f1c4c94624a033cf70446fee710ee565401b59)

Sorry I doubted you.  That pic made you look like you had a lot of wrinkles.  I was guessing the dude in the photo was around 35 and I still remember you and KK as 16 year olds posting on the WZ.  Maybe I'm the one that's really old.

Or maybe you need botox.

Doesn't matter though as long as your wife is hot.  And yours is.  'Grats