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TITLETOWN - A Decade Long Celebration Of The Greatest Achievement In College Athletics History => Kansas State Football => Topic started by: steve dave on August 20, 2010, 01:11:47 PM
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Does anyone else find themselves cratering the faces of Nebraska fans at bars, little league games, picnics, etc.? I always seem to get into scraps with them and, trust me, I'm not someone who goes out looking for a fight. Why do they always seem to be tempting fate? Like the other day, my oldest boy had a little league game and some Nebraska fan shows up and starts heckling the kids. What am I supposed to do? Sit there and let him do it? So, I do what every normal K-State Cat would do, I walk over and beat him to within an inch of his life. The paramedics were called and they were none too pleased to have to get Husker blood on their hands. That night at the bar the local PD that showed and I were having some beers laughing about how that poor SOB would probably never see again out of his right eye when, wouldn't you know it, another Nebraska fan walks into the bar. Said something about how the guy I destroyed was his brother or some crap and, like a typical Husker fan, pulls a gun. Well, I grabbed the barrel and twisted it out of his hand like I'm known to do. Next thing you know I got this guys head shoved through the front window at the bar and I'm running his neck over the shards of glass while the bar patrons cheer me on. Anyway, that guy may die according to the medics. Typical. I hope this season I don't have to punish some poor Nebraskan rube in front of their wife and kids like last year up in Lincoln but, you know, I probably will.
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Does anyone else find themselves cratering the faces of Nebraska fans at bars, little league games, picnics, etc.? I always seem to get into scraps with them and, trust me, I'm not someone who goes out looking for a fight. Why do they always seem to be tempting fate? Like the other day, my oldest boy had a little league game and some Nebraska fan shows up and starts heckling the kids. What am I supposed to do? Sit there and let him do it? So, I do what every normal K-State Cat would do, I walk over and beat him to within an inch of his life. The paramedics were called and they were none too pleased to have to get Husker blood on their hands. That night at the bar the local PD that showed and I were having some beers laughing about how that poor SOB would probably never see again out of his right eye when, wouldn't you know it, another Nebraska fan walks into the bar. Said something about how the guy I destroyed was his brother or some crap and, like a typical Husker fan, pulls a gun. Well, I grabbed the barrel and twisted it out of his hand like I'm known to do. Next thing you know I got this guys head shoved through the front window at the bar and I'm running his neck over the shards of glass while the bar patrons cheer me on. Anyway, that guy may die according to the medics. Typical. I hope this season I don't have to punish some poor Nebraskan rube in front of their wife and kids like last year up in Lincoln but, you know, I probably will.
Sounds similar to what Lawrence Phillips would do to his girlfriend while he was at Nebraska.
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You and me both. I was fist fracking some NU gal in a porto potty and her glass eye popped out. Well, she starts screaming about it and her husband breaks the door open and yanks me out. I told him i did not touch her eye, but he woldn't listen...just kept hollering and stuff So, I stabbed him in in the eye with my car key and said "now you are twins." NU fnas are pathetic.
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You and me both. I was fist rough ridin' some NU gal in a porto potty and her glass eye popped out. Well, she starts screaming about it and her husband breaks the door open and yanks me out. I told him i did touch her eye, but he woldn't listen...just kept hollering and stuff So, I stabbed him in in the eye with my car key and said "now you are twins." NU fnas are pathetic.
That is so typical, you know?
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Does anyone else find themselves cratering the faces of Female Nebraska fans at bars, little league games, picnics, etc.? I always seem to get into scraps with them and, trust me, I'm not someone who goes out looking for a fight. Why do they always seem to be tempting fate? Like the other day, my oldest boy had a little league game and some Female Nebraska fan shows up and starts heckling the kids. What am I supposed to do? Sit there and let her do it? So, I do what every normal Gay-State Cat would do, I walk over and beat her to within an inch of her life. The paramedics were called and they were none too pleased to have to get Husker blood on their hands. That night at the Gay bar the local PD that showed and I were having some beers laughing about how that poor SOB would probably never see again out of his right eye when, wouldn't you know it, another Female Nebraska fan walks into the bar. Said something about how the guy I destroyed was her brother or some crap and, pulls a gun. Well, I grabbed the paramedics dick and twisted it out of his hand like I'm known to do. Next thing you know I got this guys dick head shoved through my ass in the bar and I'm running my tongue over his neck while the bar patrons cheer me on. Anyway, that guy may die of shame according to the medics. Typical. I hope this season I don't have to punish some poor Female rube in front of her husband and kids like last year up in Lincoln but, you know, I probably will.
Fixed it for ya.
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Man, Nebraska fans are really into beating women :frown:
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Man, Nebraska fans are really into beating women :frown:
That is so typical, you know?
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Maybe the cornhead hats are sending subliminal messages.
[spoiler]Be Loud. Wear Red. Beat Texas Women.[/spoiler]
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Does anyone else find themselves cratering the faces of Female Nebraska fans at bars, little league games, picnics, etc.? I always seem to get into scraps with them and, trust me, I'm not someone who goes out looking for a fight. Why do they always seem to be tempting fate? Like the other day, my oldest boy had a little league game and some Female Nebraska fan shows up and starts heckling the kids. What am I supposed to do? Sit there and let her do it? So, I do what every normal Gay-State Cat would do, I walk over and beat her to within an inch of her life. The paramedics were called and they were none too pleased to have to get Husker blood on their hands. That night at the Gay bar the local PD that showed and I were having some beers laughing about how that poor SOB would probably never see again out of his right eye when, wouldn't you know it, another Female Nebraska fan walks into the bar. Said something about how the guy I destroyed was her brother or some crap and, pulls a gun. Well, I grabbed the paramedics dick and twisted it out of his hand like I'm known to do. Next thing you know I got this guys dick head shoved through my ass in the bar and I'm running my tongue over his neck while the bar patrons cheer me on. Anyway, that guy may die of shame according to the medics. Typical. I hope this season I don't have to punish some poor Female rube in front of her husband and kids like last year up in Lincoln but, you know, I probably will.
Fixed it for ya.
Actually, this isn't as typical as I originally thought. Huskerpride is pulling out some Arkansas style beat downs. He starts with a beating on a fellow husker female(maybe), then finds out it was a chicks x-dressing husker bro. :facepalm: I don't understand all they do up their, but this is borderline :opcat: scary.
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Does anyone else find themselves cratering the faces of Female Nebraska fans at bars, little league games, picnics, etc.? I always seem to get into scraps with them and, trust me, I'm not someone who goes out looking for a fight. Why do they always seem to be tempting fate? Like the other day, my oldest boy had a little league game and some Female Nebraska fan shows up and starts heckling the kids. What am I supposed to do? Sit there and let her do it? So, I do what every normal Gay-State Cat would do, I walk over and beat her to within an inch of her life. The paramedics were called and they were none too pleased to have to get Husker blood on their hands. That night at the Gay bar the local PD that showed and I were having some beers laughing about how that poor SOB would probably never see again out of his right eye when, wouldn't you know it, another Female Nebraska fan walks into the bar. Said something about how the guy I destroyed was her brother or some crap and, pulls a gun. Well, I grabbed the paramedics dick and twisted it out of his hand like I'm known to do. Next thing you know I got this guys dick head shoved through my ass in the bar and I'm running my tongue over his neck while the bar patrons cheer me on. Anyway, that guy may die of shame according to the medics. Typical. I hope this season I don't have to punish some poor Female rube in front of her husband and kids like last year up in Lincoln but, you know, I probably will.
Fixed it for ya.
Homophobia stopped being cool in like the mid-90's, bro. Coincidentally, that's also the last time that Nebraska was relevant in football.
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Actually, this isn't as typical as I originally thought. Huskerpride is pulling out some Arkansas style beat downs. He starts with a beating on a fellow husker female(maybe), then finds out it was a chicks x-dressing husker bro. :facepalm: I don't understand all they do up their, but this is borderline :opcat: scary.
FTW makes a good point. These edits not only strengthen the Nebraska fan stereotype of wife beating homosexuals, but also shows they cannot distinguish between the male and female gender. Good thing they only have to worry about Corn and Corn holes.
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My neighbor is a typical Nebraska fan. His house was totally disgusting and falling apart. A real eye sore for the neighborhood. Long story short I burned his house down. The rest of the neighborhood thought it was hilarious. The police came over to my house afterward and asked if I had done it. I said "nooooooooo" like in the way where it really means yes, and then we all just busted out laughing and high-fiving each other.
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All that you say may be true but at least we smell good doing it. It's a cross between Brut and whatever McGarrett was wearing on Hawaii 5o. :thumbsup:
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Man, Nebraska fans are really into beating women :frown:
Have you seen Nebraska women? Half look like men and the other half look like they have already been beaten with a rake.
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Man, Nebraska fans are really into beating women :frown:
Have you seen Nebraska women? Half look like men and the other half look like they have already been beaten with a rake.
Nebraska women look like Kansas men.
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This Husker guy in the neighborhood has a really stinky kid. Like, this kid is super fat and a huge stinkfest. So, you guys know I'm a fireman right, anyway the skunk smelling Nebraska kid was rolling down the block eating a fudgicle one day and me and some of the boys at the station turn the fire hose on him and blast him down the street to try to get some of the stank off him. He skidded about 500 feet but we hit the end of our hose and couldn't blast him any further. Kid started crying like a little bitch because his fudgicle was blasted in the process or something and ran home to his dad. Later the dad showed up and I punched his lights out. Typical Nebraska fans, you know?
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This Husker guy in the neighborhood has a really stinky kid. Like, this kid is super fat and a huge stinkfest. So, you guys know I'm a fireman right, anyway the skunk smelling Nebraska kid was rolling down the block eating a fudgicle one day and me and some of the boys at the station turn the fire hose on him and blast him down the street to try to get some of the stank off him. He skidded about 500 feet but we hit the end of our hose and couldn't blast him any further. Kid started crying like a little bitch because his fudgicle was blasted in the process or something and ran home to his dad. Later the dad showed up and I punched his lights out. Typical Nebraska fans, you know?
SO Typical.
Hope you didn't hurt the hose trying to stretch it.
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Last year when a lot of husker fans were walking around all proud of their .01 moment, I had a good time one day I must share. I was playing some GTA and doing nothing but running over pedestrians and having a :runaway: good time. You know? Anyways, I thought about the husker fans that have claimed a few of the corners in town for business and wanted to rid the streets GTA style. Sure enough, after :driving: around and owning faces I came across a guy with one of those corn head things on, and as usual, it made him look the part of the :jerk: husker fans. I did my business and GTA :driving: style owned him and WTF.... his corn head acted as a helmet and saved him. Here’s the catch.. it got stuck on his head permanently. Well to shorten the story, he woke up one morning and actually and finally looked himself in a mirror and realized.... wow he looks Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) with that on and took his own life. Mission accomplished I must say.
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Hope you didn't hurt the hose trying to stretch it.
We sent a bill to the fat kid's punched out dad for the water we used but the hose seems fine
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You and me both. I was fist fracking some NU gal in a porto potty and her glass eye popped out. Well, she starts screaming about it and her husband breaks the door open and yanks me out. I told him i did touch her eye, but he woldn't listen...just kept hollering and stuff So, I stabbed him in in the eye with my car key and said "now you are twins." NU fnas are pathetic.
That is so typical, you know?
Here's a pic Trim took of us right before I fist mumped her in that porto potty. The left one is the glass one...looks pretty real from distance, but when she looks left it stays pointed straight forward.....real creepy.
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Question for "Steve Dave":
After a weekend of husker face and skull bashing I've found that my hands are pretty sore on Monday. Do you wear any sort of protective hand wear while delivering beat downs? I never would have even thought about this sort of thing in my younger days but breaking hundreds of jaws and cheek bones with my bare fists has taken a toll. Any tips would be much appreciated.
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Question for "Steve Dave":
After a weekend of husker face and skull bashing I've found that my hands are pretty sore on Monday. Do you wear any sort of protective hand wear while delivering beat downs? I never would have even thought about this sort of thing in my younger days but breaking hundreds of jaws and cheek bones with my bare fists has taken a toll. Any tips would be much appreciated.
If I knew the answer to this I'd be a lot less grumpy according to my wife (LMAO). I chew vicodin like flintstone vitamins for various fist related injuries.
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You and me both. I was fist fracking some NU gal in a porto potty and her glass eye popped out. Well, she starts screaming about it and her husband breaks the door open and yanks me out. I told him i did not touch her eye, but he woldn't listen...just kept hollering and stuff So, I stabbed him in in the eye with my car key and said "now you are twins." NU fnas are pathetic.
Next time, use the toilet paper roller, don't risk the keys to your ride on an NU skank.
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When I was in grade school our janitor was a huge Nebraska fan. I mean he was super in to them. But here's the catch, he was a janitor so he was even smellier/uglier than a normal nebraskan. Well, one day he gave me a dirty look for tagging up the utility entrance with my neighborhood clique "Corazones de Oro." Well anyway, one of the guys we called "Capacho," and he had a really bad temper. So he says something back to the janitor and the janitor tries to say something back, but he's all stuttering "uh, uh, could you please, uh, uh, n-n-n-n-not." BIG MISTAKE. What is it with these Nebraskans and their attitudes? So Capacho grabs his bat out of his holster and starts going to town on this clowns red truck while I stomp on his foot until it breaks off from his cankle. By this team the teachers all heard his screaming and they come out but when I explained what happened they were all like "You listened to the janitor? Shouldn't he be working?" Plenty of high-fives as I took his cool extendo-key chain. I mean what can you really say that you haven't already heard about these losers? :dunno:
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You know, I think we all have stories like this.
We can only hope that when the Nubbs move on the the rust belt conference, there will be less chance for interaction.
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You and me both. I was fist fracking some NU gal in a porto potty and her glass eye popped out. Well, she starts screaming about it and her husband breaks the door open and yanks me out. I told him i did touch her eye, but he woldn't listen...just kept hollering and stuff So, I stabbed him in in the eye with my car key and said "now you are twins." NU fnas are pathetic.
That is so typical, you know?
Here's a pic Trim took of us right before I fist fracked her in that porto potty. The left one is the glass one...looks pretty real from distance, but when she looks left it stays pointed straight forward.....real creepy.
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Looks like a great target for the old Guatemalan Water Pump routine.
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Someone needs to talk the company that makes the katpak golf head cover into making a katpak mask.
I mean I'd wear one & thus would save myself photoshopping the katpak head into the photo. Plus I mean they are pretty trendy looking
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Someone needs to talk the company that makes the katpak golf head cover into making a katpak mask.
I mean I'd wear one & thus would save myself photoshopping the katpak head into the photo. Plus I mean they are pretty trendy looking
You don't have one? I thought everyone did. :dunno:
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The 3rd shift assistant manager at the neighborhood Mick Donalds has a freaking Phd from UNL. Anyhoos- I keep thinking that one of these nights I'm going to do the 'ol "fire in the hole" routine on shim. So last night I pull through the drive through and politely pay for my mushroom swiss angus burger meal and then I lean through the window and sock hem, right in the nose. That nose exploded like a damn blood grenade. He/she started bawling, begging me to call 911, so I reach through and dump my large coke on it's head. Long story short, I have to stop at QT and buy another soda to replace the one I dumped on that damn tranny's head. The nerve of those nebraska retards.
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The 3rd shift assistant manager at the neighborhood Mick Donalds has a freaking Phd from UNL. Anyhoos- I keep thinking that one of these nights I'm going to do the 'ol "fire in the hole" routine on shim. So last night I pull through the drive through and politely pay for my mushroom swiss angus burger meal and then I lean through the window and sock hem, right in the nose. That nose exploded like a damn blood grenade. He/she started bawling, begging me to call 911, so I reach through and dump my large coke on it's head. Long story short, I have to stop at QT and buy another soda to replace the one I dumped on that damn tranny's head. The nerve of those nebraska retards.
Typical. I've lost count of the number of times this has happened to me. The worst part is I have to replace my stylish t-shrit each time those tranny blood grenades explode.
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There's this guy that mows the greens at my country club that is always wearing this Nebraska hat, really asking for it, you know? Anyway, I'm there practicing my short game at the practice green and am midway into my back stroke on my practice putt when this son of a bitch drives by a few holes over in his really loud mower. Well, you can guess what happened next....I missed that practice putt. Walked over and got in his face. He's blubbering about how it's his job or some crap so I just put him on his back with a couple shots to the skull and neck because he clearly wasn't getting the message. Then I hopped onto his mower and drove it into the lake. I went into the clubhouse and told the guys in there that I saw the Nebraska fan out there pounding beers and then he drove it into the lake himself. They fired him and I heard his wife left him because he didn't have a job or something. Real piece of work this guy. Typical Husker.
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i honestly do not believe half of the stories in this thread. they are just so over the top. here is a real one for you though. when i was little, one of my neighbors was a big nebraska fan. he was originally from there and was married and had kids but then got divorced and his family moved away. he had nebraska banners and stuff in his garage and a nebraska mailbox. he also used to have sex with his german sheppard. my sister and i walked past his garage and saw him once. just humping away. not a care in the world. jfc i said to myself. i was twelve or thirteen at the time. jfc guys.
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i honestly do not believe half of the stories in this thread. they are just so over the top. here is a real one for you though. when i was little, one of my neighbors was a big nebraska fan. he was originally from there and was married and had kids but then got divorced and his family moved away. he had nebraska banners and stuff in his garage and a nebraska mailbox. he also used to have sex with his german sheppard. my sister and i walked past his garage and saw him once. just humping away. not a care in the world. jfc i said to myself. i was twelve or thirteen at the time. jfc guys.
typical husker fan
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Just today, I had to go to Wal-Mart for some batteries for the remote for my 65" LCD. So, I roll back to the electronics section to pick up some copper tops. I made the mistake of getting between a monsterously fat guy wearing a Peters jersey and the $5 DVD bin that had a few Larry the Cableguy dvds in there. This beast ends up stepping on my big toe in his hurry to grab "Witless Protection."
Those of you who know me know I have done some foot modeling and I have manly but attractive feet. So, this ticked me off but I did blame myself because I coulld have smelled this guy coming. The odor of warm bologna and cat piss was overpowering but somehow I missed it when I should have just let him roll on through. Anyway, I get ready to let him apologize to me and go about my business but he just keeps on digging through these dvds, probably looking for "Delta Farce" or a video of Nebraska's last conference championship season (towards the bottom of the bin I'm sure). I am embarassed to say I lost my temper at this point and proceeded to give him a Passion of the Christ style beating right there in the aisle. At one point I took his DVD and jammed the entire thing in his fat husker mouth. I kicked him in the ass so hard, the buttons on his Toughskins shot off like shrapnel. Eventually I remembered I had batteries to buy and tossed this putz onto a pallet of tomotoes in the vegetable section and got checked out. Seems like this happens more often than not.
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I was on a camping trip with a bunch of 'Cat fan buds, and what the hell, one of them brings a Nebraska fan alum to the campout. I'm chilling OK because I'm amongst friends, but the fracking NU fan has to start talking crap about how Nebraska is coming back (you know how they are), and I have to tell him to STFU seeing how were among the Wildcat faithful and all, but nooooo, he can't keep his mouth shut. So, we had to pound his head with a shovel to knock him out, so we tie him up and make him watch the video of the 1998 40 - 30 'Cats win, and he starts babbling like a fracking pu$$y. That is so typical, you know?
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I framed Thunder Collins.
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I framed Thunder Collins.
Typical of husker to get framed.