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Title: Ways to improve Farmageddon
Post by: Do Work Son on July 30, 2010, 07:42:22 PM
I think KC doesn't do justice to name Farmageddon! We should have it in western kansas. Like Fort Hays State. Better yet, maybe a local a farmer could let us convert their field for the football game. Then all farmers could park their combines along sidelines for fans to sit on. They could warm up the tractors when Iowa State has the ball to make noise! Move this game to the Heartland of America.
Title: Re: Ways to improve Farmageddon
Post by: Do Work Son on July 30, 2010, 08:59:23 PM
Maybe a crop duster flyover during star spangled banner!
Title: Re: Ways to improve Farmageddon
Post by: BigCat on July 30, 2010, 09:33:30 PM
Just to let you know Hays is not in western KS. Also any attempt to move this epic tilt anywhere west of Arrowhead would only take it further (farther?) away from the heartland.
Title: Re: Ways to improve Farmageddon
Post by: OK_Cat on July 30, 2010, 10:00:44 PM
Just to let you know Hays is not in western KS. Also any attempt to move this epic tilt anywhere west of Arrowhead would only take it further (farther?) away from the heartland.

wut
Title: Re: Ways to improve Farmageddon
Post by: MadCat on July 30, 2010, 10:23:31 PM
Just to let you know Hays is not in western KS. Also any attempt to move this epic tilt anywhere west of Arrowhead would only take it further (farther?) away from the heartland.

wut

I suppose to people in Goodland.  :dunno:
Title: Re: Ways to improve Farmageddon
Post by: hemmy on July 30, 2010, 10:48:01 PM
Anything west of Salina is "western" KS
Title: Re: Ways to improve Farmageddon
Post by: hatingfrancisco on July 31, 2010, 12:02:54 AM
Elitist rough ridin' Hays Jerkoffs trying to snubb Western Kansas while at the same time giving us the wrap around.  Typical western kansas german hospitality at its finest!
Title: Re: Ways to improve Farmageddon
Post by: Havs on July 31, 2010, 12:53:08 AM
Iowa farmers wouldn't even touch the soil in Western Kansas with their high priced tractors and farming equipment. Iowa soil= Elite.
Title: Re: Ways to improve Farmageddon
Post by: DOOMsday on July 31, 2010, 01:26:15 AM
Anything west of Salina is "western" KS

Not to us Johnson County folk.  Topeka is way the eff out west to me.
Title: Re: Ways to improve Farmageddon
Post by: wabash909 on July 31, 2010, 06:13:44 AM
We would need concession stands, but all they would be is old women sitting behind card tables with red and white checkered tablecloths selling watermelons and small bushels of peaches.

Title: Re: Ways to improve Farmageddon
Post by: sonofdaxjones on July 31, 2010, 07:50:21 AM
We would need concession stands, but all they would be is old women sitting behind card tables with red and white checkered tablecloths selling watermelons and small bushels of peaches.



A table of wheat stalk weaving's, and various corn stalk "art work", 19 different varieties of popcorn.   Also a bubble rave sponsored by John Deere, with green and yellow bubbles and glow sticks with a no shirt under the bib overalls requirement to enter.

Title: Re: Ways to improve Farmageddon
Post by: wabash909 on July 31, 2010, 08:27:24 AM
We would need concession stands, but all they would be is old women sitting behind card tables with red and white checkered tablecloths selling watermelons and small bushels of peaches.



A table of wheat stalk weaving's, and various corn stalk "art work", 19 different varieties of popcorn.   Also a bubble rave sponsored by John Deere, with green and yellow bubbles and glow sticks with a no shirt under the bib overalls requirement to enter.




DJamer Johnno Lazetich, aka "The Rhino" on the ones and twos for the bubble rave sponsored by John Deere.

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Title: Re: Ways to improve Farmageddon
Post by: sonofdaxjones on July 31, 2010, 08:48:33 AM
Absolutely . . . top it off with Jarrod Cooper on a table.

Title: Re: Ways to improve Farmageddon
Post by: Havs on July 31, 2010, 11:15:33 AM
http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/farmageddon/
Title: Re: Ways to improve Farmageddon
Post by: Do Work Son on July 31, 2010, 12:23:21 PM
During halftime, barrel racing! Keep the folks interested!
Title: Re: Ways to improve Farmageddon
Post by: doom on July 31, 2010, 12:26:11 PM
I think we should do like harley day except let some farmers run their tractors and combines around the field at arrowhead before the game. 
Title: Re: Ways to improve Farmageddon
Post by: Paul Moscow on July 31, 2010, 12:29:46 PM
I think we should do like harley day except let some farmers run their tractors and combines around the field at arrowhead before the game. 

Then at halftime have a full-scale auction for these same tractors and combines.

Title: Re: Ways to improve Farmageddon
Post by: MadCat on July 31, 2010, 01:52:44 PM
http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/farmageddon/

Quote
Name: Dan McCarney on Jul 30, 2010
Comments: And create a separate trophy for the team that wins the second half.

Title: Re: Ways to improve Farmageddon
Post by: Havs on August 01, 2010, 04:54:54 AM
http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/farmageddon/

Quote
Name: Dan McCarney on Jul 30, 2010
Comments: And create a separate trophy for the team that wins the second half.



Ok, I'll admit, that's funny lol.
Title: Re: Ways to improve Farmageddon
Post by: PandaXpanda on August 02, 2010, 08:03:42 PM
also, a tractor pull w/ willie destroying whatever their pos ( :lol:) mascot is. 
Title: Re: Ways to improve Farmageddon
Post by: Kat Kid on August 02, 2010, 08:14:27 PM
I think we should do like harley day except let some farmers run their tractors and combines around the field at arrowhead before the game. 

Those tractors would overheat they'd be so warmed up.
Title: Re: Ways to improve Farmageddon
Post by: BigCat on August 02, 2010, 08:26:35 PM
Elitist fracking Hays Jerkoffs trying to snubb Western Kansas while at the same time giving us the wrap around.  Typical western kansas german hospitality at its finest!

Actually the total opposite. Elitist true western Kansaners trying to keep Hays from being included in their region at all costs.

Take the mileage from Kanorado to KC and split it in three, Hays is within the western edge of central KS. :gocho:
Title: Re: Ways to improve Farmageddon
Post by: Do Work Son on August 02, 2010, 08:40:00 PM
Elitist fracking Hays Jerkoffs trying to snubb Western Kansas while at the same time giving us the wrap around.  Typical western kansas german hospitality at its finest!

Actually the total opposite. Elitist true western Kansaners trying to keep Hays from being included in their region at all costs.

Take the mileage from Kanorado to KC and split it in three, Hays is within the western edge of central KS. :gocho:

Instead of Hays, how about Scott City? So many emaw elites in that town!
Title: Re: Ways to improve Farmageddon
Post by: Havs on August 03, 2010, 10:08:53 PM
Elitist fracking Hays Jerkoffs trying to snubb Western Kansas while at the same time giving us the wrap around.  Typical western kansas german hospitality at its finest!

Actually the total opposite. Elitist true western Kansaners trying to keep Hays from being included in their region at all costs.

Take the mileage from Kanorado to KC and split it in three, Hays is within the western edge of central KS. :gocho:

Instead of Hays, how about Scott City? So many emaw elites in that town!

I didn't think there was anything in Kansas west of Kansas speedway.
Title: Re: Ways to improve Farmageddon
Post by: pike on August 03, 2010, 11:22:27 PM
Iowa farmers wouldn't even touch the soil in Western Kansas with their high priced tractors and farming equipment. Iowa soil= Elite.

Psh, our soil pwns yours
Title: Re: Ways to improve Farmageddon
Post by: jtksu on August 03, 2010, 11:46:42 PM
Elitist fracking Hays Jerkoffs trying to snubb Western Kansas while at the same time giving us the wrap around.  Typical western kansas german hospitality at its finest!

Actually the total opposite. Elitist true western Kansaners trying to keep Hays from being included in their region at all costs.

Take the mileage from Kanorado to KC and split it in three, Hays is within the western edge of central KS. :gocho:

Instead of Hays, how about Scott City? So many emaw elites in that town!

I didn't think there was anything in Kansas west of Kansas speedway.

Dude,you're from Iowa.  If you want to run desolation smack, your only real options are like Wyoming and Antarctica. 
Title: Re: Ways to improve Farmageddon
Post by: jtksu on August 03, 2010, 11:50:28 PM
also, a tractor pull w/ willie destroying whatever their pos ( :lol:) mascot is. 
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 :dunno:
Title: Re: Ways to improve Farmageddon
Post by: MeatSauce on August 03, 2010, 11:54:18 PM
Iowa farmers wouldn't even touch the soil in Western Kansas with their high priced tractors and farming equipment. Iowa soil= Elite.

Kansas Feedlots = Elite
Iowa Feedlots = a dying breed.
Title: Re: Ways to improve Farmageddon
Post by: Kat Kid on August 04, 2010, 12:12:17 AM
Iowa farmers wouldn't even touch the soil in Western Kansas with their high priced tractors and farming equipment. Iowa soil= Elite.

Kansas Feedlots = Elite
Iowa Feedlots = a dying breed.

BlackGoldCat running insider agro-smack?  I'm impressed.
Title: Re: Ways to improve Farmageddon
Post by: jtksu on August 04, 2010, 12:24:45 AM
Iowa farmers wouldn't even touch the soil in Western Kansas with their high priced tractors and farming equipment. Iowa soil= Elite.

Kansas Feedlots = Elite
Iowa Feedlots = a dying breed.

Read a big story about how Iowa has some of the richest soil in the world.  Said it was due to the lack of indoor plumbing in the state.
Title: Re: Ways to improve Farmageddon
Post by: Havs on August 04, 2010, 01:03:26 AM
Elitist fracking Hays Jerkoffs trying to snubb Western Kansas while at the same time giving us the wrap around.  Typical western kansas german hospitality at its finest!

Actually the total opposite. Elitist true western Kansaners trying to keep Hays from being included in their region at all costs.

Take the mileage from Kanorado to KC and split it in three, Hays is within the western edge of central KS. :gocho:

Instead of Hays, how about Scott City? So many emaw elites in that town!

I didn't think there was anything in Kansas west of Kansas speedway.

Dude,you're from Iowa.  If you want to run desolation smack, your only real options are like Wyoming and Antarctica. 

I've been through Hays and Goodland; nowhere in Iowa is as desolate as those places.
Title: Re: Ways to improve Farmageddon
Post by: jtksu on August 04, 2010, 01:06:08 AM
Elitist fracking Hays Jerkoffs trying to snubb Western Kansas while at the same time giving us the wrap around.  Typical western kansas german hospitality at its finest!

Actually the total opposite. Elitist true western Kansaners trying to keep Hays from being included in their region at all costs.

Take the mileage from Kanorado to KC and split it in three, Hays is within the western edge of central KS. :gocho:

Instead of Hays, how about Scott City? So many emaw elites in that town!

I didn't think there was anything in Kansas west of Kansas speedway.

Dude,you're from Iowa.  If you want to run desolation smack, your only real options are like Wyoming and Antarctica. 

I've been through Hays and Goodland; nowhere in Iowa is as desolate as those places.

We don't count pigs as citizens in Kansas.
Title: Re: Ways to improve Farmageddon
Post by: pike on August 04, 2010, 01:29:23 AM
Dodge City is like the world capital of feed lots. Anything in Iowa is Busch league
Title: Re: Ways to improve Farmageddon
Post by: jtksu on August 04, 2010, 02:35:01 AM
Dodge City is like the world capital of feed lots. Anything in Iowa is Busch league

Pretty sure that's in Missouri.  I think that may be an ingredient in meth, not sure though.
Title: Re: Ways to improve Farmageddon
Post by: Havs on August 04, 2010, 08:57:00 PM
Elitist fracking Hays Jerkoffs trying to snubb Western Kansas while at the same time giving us the wrap around.  Typical western kansas german hospitality at its finest!

Actually the total opposite. Elitist true western Kansaners trying to keep Hays from being included in their region at all costs.

Take the mileage from Kanorado to KC and split it in three, Hays is within the western edge of central KS. :gocho:

Instead of Hays, how about Scott City? So many emaw elites in that town!

I didn't think there was anything in Kansas west of Kansas speedway.

Dude,you're from Iowa.  If you want to run desolation smack, your only real options are like Wyoming and Antarctica. 

I've been through Hays and Goodland; nowhere in Iowa is as desolate as those places.

We don't count pigs as citizens in Kansas.

What does that have to do with Western Kansas being desolate? Kansas has half of a major metropolitan area in its state and still doesn't have as many people as Iowa. That's desolate.
Title: Re: Ways to improve Farmageddon
Post by: jtksu on August 04, 2010, 09:39:52 PM
Elitist fracking Hays Jerkoffs trying to snubb Western Kansas while at the same time giving us the wrap around.  Typical western kansas german hospitality at its finest!

Actually the total opposite. Elitist true western Kansaners trying to keep Hays from being included in their region at all costs.

Take the mileage from Kanorado to KC and split it in three, Hays is within the western edge of central KS. :gocho:

Instead of Hays, how about Scott City? So many emaw elites in that town!

I didn't think there was anything in Kansas west of Kansas speedway.

Dude,you're from Iowa.  If you want to run desolation smack, your only real options are like Wyoming and Antarctica. 

I've been through Hays and Goodland; nowhere in Iowa is as desolate as those places.

We don't count pigs as citizens in Kansas.

What does that have to do with Western Kansas being desolate? Kansas has half of a major metropolitan area in its state and still doesn't have as many people as Iowa. That's desolate.

Once again, we don't count pigs as citizens in Kansas.
Title: Re: Ways to improve Farmageddon
Post by: MeatSauce on August 04, 2010, 09:46:25 PM
Elitist fracking Hays Jerkoffs trying to snubb Western Kansas while at the same time giving us the wrap around.  Typical western kansas german hospitality at its finest!

Actually the total opposite. Elitist true western Kansaners trying to keep Hays from being included in their region at all costs.

Take the mileage from Kanorado to KC and split it in three, Hays is within the western edge of central KS. :gocho:

Instead of Hays, how about Scott City? So many emaw elites in that town!

I didn't think there was anything in Kansas west of Kansas speedway.

Dude,you're from Iowa.  If you want to run desolation smack, your only real options are like Wyoming and Antarctica.  

I've been through Hays and Goodland; nowhere in Iowa is as desolate as those places.

We don't count pigs as citizens in Kansas.

What does that have to do with Western Kansas being desolate? Kansas has half of a major metropolitan area in its state and still doesn't have as many people as Iowa. That's desolate.
Enjoy it while you frackin can Havs.
Kansas
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Iowa
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Title: Re: Ways to improve Farmageddon
Post by: Havs on August 04, 2010, 10:18:48 PM
Elitist fracking Hays Jerkoffs trying to snubb Western Kansas while at the same time giving us the wrap around.  Typical western kansas german hospitality at its finest!

Actually the total opposite. Elitist true western Kansaners trying to keep Hays from being included in their region at all costs.

Take the mileage from Kanorado to KC and split it in three, Hays is within the western edge of central KS. :gocho:

Instead of Hays, how about Scott City? So many emaw elites in that town!

I didn't think there was anything in Kansas west of Kansas speedway.

Dude,you're from Iowa.  If you want to run desolation smack, your only real options are like Wyoming and Antarctica.  

I've been through Hays and Goodland; nowhere in Iowa is as desolate as those places.

We don't count pigs as citizens in Kansas.

What does that have to do with Western Kansas being desolate? Kansas has half of a major metropolitan area in its state and still doesn't have as many people as Iowa. That's desolate.
Enjoy it while you frackin can Havs.
Kansas
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Iowa
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Once again, this is irrelevant. We're comparing Iowa's most desolate portions to Kansas' most desolate portions. Kansas has much more desolation. Hays isnt made less desolate simply because more people become Jocos...
Title: Re: Ways to improve Farmageddon
Post by: MadCat on August 04, 2010, 10:23:31 PM
Elitist fracking Hays Jerkoffs trying to snubb Western Kansas while at the same time giving us the wrap around.  Typical western kansas german hospitality at its finest!

Actually the total opposite. Elitist true western Kansaners trying to keep Hays from being included in their region at all costs.

Take the mileage from Kanorado to KC and split it in three, Hays is within the western edge of central KS. :gocho:

Instead of Hays, how about Scott City? So many emaw elites in that town!

I didn't think there was anything in Kansas west of Kansas speedway.

Dude,you're from Iowa.  If you want to run desolation smack, your only real options are like Wyoming and Antarctica.  

I've been through Hays and Goodland; nowhere in Iowa is as desolate as those places.

We don't count pigs as citizens in Kansas.

What does that have to do with Western Kansas being desolate? Kansas has half of a major metropolitan area in its state and still doesn't have as many people as Iowa. That's desolate.
Enjoy it while you frackin can Havs.
Kansas
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Iowa
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Once again, this is irrelevant. We're comparing Iowa's most desolate portions to Kansas' most desolate portions. Kansas has much more desolation. Hays isnt made less desolate simply because more people become Jocos...

Hays is made less desolate by the number of wind turbines that keep multiplying near there.
Title: Re: Ways to improve Farmageddon
Post by: Trim on August 04, 2010, 10:31:45 PM
Once again, this is irrelevant. We're comparing Iowa's most desolate portions to Kansas' most desolate portions. Kansas has much more desolation. Hays isnt made less desolate simply because more people become Jocos...

You're rough ridin' weird.
Title: Re: Ways to improve Farmageddon
Post by: jtksu on August 04, 2010, 10:37:52 PM
Havs is real sensative about this subject.  I plan on exposing this weakness as often as possible.
Title: Re: Ways to improve Farmageddon
Post by: Trim on August 04, 2010, 10:50:46 PM
Havs is real sensative about this subject.  I plan on exposing this weakness as often as possible.

You're a bigger piece of crap than haverhill.
Title: Re: Ways to improve Farmageddon
Post by: jtksu on August 04, 2010, 11:13:16 PM
Hav isn't a piece of crap.  Just sensative about Iowa.
Title: Re: Ways to improve Farmageddon
Post by: The42Yardstick on August 04, 2010, 11:19:07 PM
Quote from my dad (raised in Omaha) this weekend while we stayed in Council Bluffs:

"Council Bluffs is what happens when Omaha gets an enema"

Also, Iowa on I-35 north of Des Moines has been scientifically proven as THE WORST PLACE IN THE WORLD
Title: Re: Ways to improve Farmageddon
Post by: dobbie4ksu on August 04, 2010, 11:19:36 PM
Havs sorry if this makes the douchers on this site hate you but, I think your a good dude...
Title: Re: Ways to improve Farmageddon
Post by: The42Yardstick on August 04, 2010, 11:32:28 PM
Havs sorry if this makes the douchers on this site hate you but, I think your a good dude...

GODDAMMIT
Title: Re: Ways to improve Farmageddon
Post by: DQ12 on August 04, 2010, 11:39:19 PM
Havs is good people, but take it from some one who road tripped to Winnipeg last year, Iowa is pretty darn desolate.  Looked like the soil was in pretty bad shape too.

Also, WTF is with all the flooding, Iowa?  Too much water imo.
Title: Re: Ways to improve Farmageddon
Post by: Trim on August 04, 2010, 11:42:45 PM
Also, WTF is with all the flooding, Iowa? 

I know this sounds crazy but I believe.

The flooding/killing of Iowans is what HE wants.

Welcome Masoli.
Title: Re: Ways to improve Farmageddon
Post by: Havs on August 05, 2010, 01:12:45 AM
Quote from my dad (raised in Omaha) this weekend while we stayed in Council Bluffs:

"Council Bluffs is what happens when Omaha gets an enema"

Also, Iowa on I-35 north of Des Moines has been scientifically proven as THE WORST PLACE IN THE WORLD

I'd appreciate you guys' help in moving the missouri river to the east side of Council Bluffs and Sioux City so they can be part of the state of Nebraska. I-35 is pretty boring, just drove it today from Minneapolis to Ames. Not as bad as I-70 west though.
Title: Re: Ways to improve Farmageddon
Post by: dobbie4ksu on August 05, 2010, 02:00:06 AM
Quote from my dad (raised in Omaha) this weekend while we stayed in Council Bluffs:

"Council Bluffs is what happens when Omaha gets an enema"

Also, Iowa on I-35 north of Des Moines has been scientifically proven as THE WORST PLACE IN THE WORLD

I'd appreciate you guys' help in moving the missouri river to the east side of Council Bluffs and Sioux City so they can be part of the state of Nebraska. I-35 is pretty boring, just drove it today from Minneapolis to Ames. Not as bad as I-70 west though.
QFT
Title: Re: Ways to improve Farmageddon
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on August 05, 2010, 02:32:53 AM
Quote from my dad (raised in Omaha) this weekend while we stayed in Council Bluffs:

"Council Bluffs is what happens when Omaha gets an enema"

Also, Iowa on I-35 north of Des Moines has been scientifically proven as THE WORST PLACE IN THE WORLD

I'd appreciate you guys' help in moving the missouri river to the east side of Council Bluffs and Sioux City so they can be part of the state of Nebraska. I-35 is pretty boring, just drove it today from Minneapolis to Ames. Not as bad as I-70 west though.
QFT

No kidding, ever heard of Flint Hills?? Oasis of Central-Western Kansas, I'd say so...
Title: Re: Ways to improve Farmageddon
Post by: The42Yardstick on August 05, 2010, 07:51:06 AM
Quote from my dad (raised in Omaha) this weekend while we stayed in Council Bluffs:

"Council Bluffs is what happens when Omaha gets an enema"

Also, Iowa on I-35 north of Des Moines has been scientifically proven as THE WORST PLACE IN THE WORLD

I'd appreciate you guys' help in moving the missouri river to the east side of Council Bluffs and Sioux City so they can be part of the state of Nebraska. I-35 is pretty boring, just drove it today from Minneapolis to Ames. Not as bad as I-70 west though.

Would be happy to help, but I'm busy trying to sink Oklahoma into the ocean so I don't have to drive through it anymore on my way to Kazzu. Also, yeah I-70 West of...like...Salina sucks. But it's been scientifically proven by science that I-35 north of Des Moines to Minnesota is the worst place in the world. You want to act like you know more than science?
Title: Re: Ways to improve Farmageddon
Post by: Havs on August 05, 2010, 10:43:44 AM
Quote from my dad (raised in Omaha) this weekend while we stayed in Council Bluffs:

"Council Bluffs is what happens when Omaha gets an enema"

Also, Iowa on I-35 north of Des Moines has been scientifically proven as THE WORST PLACE IN THE WORLD

I'd appreciate you guys' help in moving the missouri river to the east side of Council Bluffs and Sioux City so they can be part of the state of Nebraska. I-35 is pretty boring, just drove it today from Minneapolis to Ames. Not as bad as I-70 west though.

Would be happy to help, but I'm busy trying to sink Oklahoma into the ocean so I don't have to drive through it anymore on my way to Kazzu. Also, yeah I-70 West of...like...Salina sucks. But it's been scientifically proven by science that I-35 north of Des Moines to Minnesota is the worst place in the world. You want to act like you know more than science?

I believe science was created by God, and Iowa is God's Country. Also, I attend the Iowa State University of Science and Technology, therefore, such as, I know the science and all those people out there in our nation who dont have maps to know I-70 sucks, so we can build up our future.
Title: Re: Ways to improve Farmageddon
Post by: DQ12 on August 05, 2010, 08:01:10 PM
Took some initiative and created a rendering of the Shawn Johnson Butter Carving Farmageddon Trophy.  Sending to the Iowa and Kansas BOR shortly.

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Title: Re: Ways to improve Farmageddon
Post by: Dugout DickStone on August 05, 2010, 09:01:27 PM
Wheat >>> corn
Title: Re: Ways to improve Farmageddon
Post by: Havs on August 05, 2010, 09:35:03 PM
Wheat >>> corn

Oh, no you didn't!!

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Title: Re: Ways to improve Farmageddon
Post by: Havs on August 05, 2010, 09:36:19 PM
Took some initiative and created a rendering of the Shawn Johnson Butter Carving Farmageddon Trophy.  Sending to the Iowa and Kansas BOR shortly.

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, Don't send it to Iowa Board of Regents!! Michael Gardner will use the idea for the Iowa/Nebraska trophy! NOOOOOOOOOOO

Farmageddon is ours and the Iowa Board of Regents will make Iowa vs. Nebraska Farmageddon. Keep them out of it because it will end badly!!!
Title: Re: Ways to improve Farmageddon
Post by: MeatSauce on August 05, 2010, 09:47:18 PM
Wheat >>> corn


http://reason.com/blog/2010/08/05/pancreatic-cancer-likes-fructo?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed:+reason/HitandRun+(Reason+Online+-+Hit+%26+Run+Blog)

Guess what crop isn't out there growing and just waiting to be harvested to kill people :users:
Title: Re: Ways to improve Farmageddon
Post by: yoga-like_abana on August 05, 2010, 10:12:31 PM
I am going to stick my penis in Haverhills mom while wearing my Tarvis Williams Hampton jersey.
That should heat up the ole' rivalry game.
Title: Re: Ways to improve Farmageddon
Post by: Havs on August 06, 2010, 01:26:53 AM
I am going to stick my penis in Haverhills mom while wearing my Tarvis Williams Hampton jersey.
That should heat up the ole' rivalry game.

More power to you. I'll give you props if you do.