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Title: Someone quite large and strong wants to beat my ass...
Post by: The1BigWillie on July 30, 2010, 11:45:30 AM
I hooked up with a girl that dated a "friend/acquaintance" of mine for about 4 years.  They have been apart for 3 years and he's been married for two.  I decided that I enjoyed being with her more than hanging out with him so I said screw it.  It's not like we are bros or anything.  He's more of a friend of a friend. 

So anyway, he knows about it now and has made it known that I have an ass kicking on the way.  (guy is like 31 and I'm 35 who beats up people after 30?)  But I digress...  I think I can avoid him for quite a while but we are bound to run into eachother at some point. (JoCo and the same circle of friends).  I'm not sure how to handle this. He's younger, bigger, stronger, and meaner than I am.  He was a notorious 1 punch knockout bar room brawler in his heyday. I haven't been in a scrap in over 10 years.  I wasn't very good at it then. Oh, and he's a ku fan (never attended).

Do I just get it over with and show up where he is and take an ass beating?

Do I avoid as much as possible and run if I see him?

Take Karate? Be-friend an MMA dude with a hair trigger?

HELP!!

Title: Re: Someone quite large and strong wants to beat my ass...
Post by: Saulbadguy on July 30, 2010, 11:49:39 AM
Threaten to sue the crap out of him.
Title: Re: Someone quite large and strong wants to beat my ass...
Post by: WillieWatanabe on July 30, 2010, 11:51:01 AM
who calls it hooking up at age 35??  :lol:
Title: Re: Someone quite large and strong wants to beat my ass...
Post by: The1BigWillie on July 30, 2010, 11:52:46 AM
who calls it hooking up at age 35??  :lol:

Guys that can still pull decent ass at 35??   :dunno:
Title: Re: Someone quite large and strong wants to beat my ass...
Post by: Testy Westy on July 30, 2010, 11:53:03 AM
tell him to meet you at the ernie barrett statue before the UCLA game...let him know there will be a line
Title: Re: Someone quite large and strong wants to beat my ass...
Post by: WillieWatanabe on July 30, 2010, 11:53:26 AM
who calls it hooking up at age 35??  :lol:

Guys that can still pull decent ass at 35??   :dunno:

OK Old Balls.  :lol:

pics??
Title: Re: Someone quite large and strong wants to beat my ass...
Post by: The1BigWillie on July 30, 2010, 11:54:22 AM
Threaten to sue the crap out of him.
 

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Title: Re: Someone quite large and strong wants to beat my ass...
Post by: The1BigWillie on July 30, 2010, 11:56:09 AM
who calls it hooking up at age 35??  :lol:

Guys that can still pull decent ass at 35??   :dunno:

OK Old Balls.  :lol:

pics??

Meet at the statue??  I could use the practice. (https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.northamericangoldwings.com%2Fimages%2Femoticons%2Fboxing.gif&hash=5d823885844e714202f8bbfc1373e8b85c2869c6)
Title: Re: Someone quite large and strong wants to beat my ass...
Post by: CHONGS on July 30, 2010, 11:56:35 AM
That guys sounds like a complete dumbass.  What is he upset about?  
Title: Re: Someone quite large and strong wants to beat my ass...
Post by: The1BigWillie on July 30, 2010, 11:58:46 AM
That guys sounds like a complete dumbass.  What is he upset about?  

Might have something to do with him begging this girl to come back to him after he was already dating his future wife for a few months.  Regardless he's being ridiculous and definitely breaking some sort of man-code.  I probably dipped into the grey area of man-code but friend of friend doesn't count near as I can tell.
Title: Re: Someone quite large and strong wants to beat my ass...
Post by: Trim on July 30, 2010, 11:59:50 AM
Choke him out.
Title: Re: Someone quite large and strong wants to beat my ass...
Post by: WillieWatanabe on July 30, 2010, 12:01:52 PM
who calls it hooking up at age 35??  :lol:

Guys that can still pull decent ass at 35??   :dunno:

OK Old Balls.  :lol:

pics??

Meet at the statue??  I could use the practice. (https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.northamericangoldwings.com%2Fimages%2Femoticons%2Fboxing.gif&hash=5d823885844e714202f8bbfc1373e8b85c2869c6)

K. Has to be after 5:30 though. Won't have the car until mom gets off work.
Title: Re: Someone quite large and strong wants to beat my ass...
Post by: The1BigWillie on July 30, 2010, 12:03:12 PM
who calls it hooking up at age 35??  :lol:

Guys that can still pull decent ass at 35??   :dunno:

OK Old Balls.  :lol:

pics??

Meet at the statue??  I could use the practice. (https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.northamericangoldwings.com%2Fimages%2Femoticons%2Fboxing.gif&hash=5d823885844e714202f8bbfc1373e8b85c2869c6)

K. Has to be after 5:30 though. Won't have the car until mom gets off work.

My mom and I can pick you up on our way.  Do you need anything to eat? We are probably stopping at Sonic. 
Title: Re: Someone quite large and strong wants to beat my ass...
Post by: The1BigWillie on July 30, 2010, 12:03:57 PM
I hope 'Clams and SD are giving this some serious thought.  I had them in mind when creating this thread.
Title: Re: Someone quite large and strong wants to beat my ass...
Post by: OK_Cat on July 30, 2010, 12:06:52 PM
if you're not married by 35 then you should just kill yourself.  save the other guy some time.
Title: Re: Someone quite large and strong wants to beat my ass...
Post by: CHONGS on July 30, 2010, 12:07:35 PM
That guys sounds like a complete dumbass.  What is he upset about?  

Might have something to do with him begging this girl to come back to him after he was already dating his future wife for a few months.  Regardless he's being ridiculous and definitely breaking some sort of man-code.  I probably dipped into the grey area of man-code but friend of friend doesn't count near as I can tell.
eff the "man-code".  It's stupid.
Title: Re: Someone quite large and strong wants to beat my ass...
Post by: AbeFroman on July 30, 2010, 12:09:16 PM
So you banged you're friend's ex, and your friend still wants her back, so much so that he's willing to fight for her, and he's married.

Sounds like some white trash to me. Let me guess you all live in Gardner or the bad side of Olathe?
Title: Re: Someone quite large and strong wants to beat my ass...
Post by: The1BigWillie on July 30, 2010, 12:10:15 PM
if you're not married by 35 then you should just kill yourself.  save the other guy some time.

That wasn't nice at all. I'm unfriending you.
Title: Re: Someone quite large and strong wants to beat my ass...
Post by: OK_Cat on July 30, 2010, 12:11:55 PM
just "tough love," bro.

Title: Re: Someone quite large and strong wants to beat my ass...
Post by: fatty fat fat on July 30, 2010, 12:12:22 PM
white people are so lame.
Title: Re: Someone quite large and strong wants to beat my ass...
Post by: bubbles4ksu on July 30, 2010, 12:13:27 PM
Terrible situation bro. It must stink to know that an ass kicking is out there on your horizon. Maybe you should go find him and get it over with? :dunno:
Title: Re: Someone quite large and strong wants to beat my ass...
Post by: WillieWatanabe on July 30, 2010, 12:14:18 PM
who calls it hooking up at age 35??  :lol:

Guys that can still pull decent ass at 35??   :dunno:

OK Old Balls.  :lol:

pics??

Meet at the statue??  I could use the practice. (https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.northamericangoldwings.com%2Fimages%2Femoticons%2Fboxing.gif&hash=5d823885844e714202f8bbfc1373e8b85c2869c6)

K. Has to be after 5:30 though. Won't have the car until mom gets off work.

My mom and I can pick you up on our way.  Do you need anything to eat? We are probably stopping at Sonic. 

That works.

Sonic?? pfffttt. I passed that stage months ago. DQ and we are talking! FYI, i have to be back by 8 for chores.
Title: Re: Someone quite large and strong wants to beat my ass...
Post by: john "teach me how to" dougie on July 30, 2010, 12:14:37 PM
if you're not married by 35 then you should just kill yourself.  save the other guy some time.

That wasn't nice at all. I'm unfriending you.

OK_Cat isn't very handsome, so it holds true for him.  Attractive people can wait if they choose.
Title: Re: Someone quite large and strong wants to beat my ass...
Post by: DILLIGAF on July 30, 2010, 12:14:54 PM
tell him you'll share the pics if you can be friends of friends again.  
Title: Re: Someone quite large and strong wants to beat my ass...
Post by: The1BigWillie on July 30, 2010, 12:17:21 PM
Maybe I can avoid him until Halloween.

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Title: Re: Someone quite large and strong wants to beat my ass...
Post by: Festus the Purple Swan on July 30, 2010, 12:18:20 PM
I would mace the crap out of his face.
Title: Re: Someone quite large and strong wants to beat my ass...
Post by: Pexikan on July 30, 2010, 12:34:23 PM
Talk with your girlfriend. It seems like he won't fight her, will he?  I mean, come on. If she gave a crap, she' d talk some sense into him before hand.  If that doesn't work, its time to do some research on what his vulnerabilities are. Find out his weaknesses and exploit them. Dont go too far, hurting him further won't help you any.  But you should start to build alliances with people that care about him and don't want to see him arrested, tried and sent to prison for assault. The loss of his future should out-weight the few minutes of joy he'd get from beating your ass.  He needs to know this. Then if he still wants a piece of you, fight him. Just him. Don't get anyone else involved.  Don't back down, don't run. Pain is only temporary. Bruises heal.  Being a coward stays with you forever. Count on a fight, and prepare for it however you want. Then IF he doesn't fight you, its a win- win for everyone. Move on...
Title: Re: Someone quite large and strong wants to beat my ass...
Post by: ben ji on July 30, 2010, 12:41:16 PM
Next time you see him ICE the crap out of him just to rub it in.
Title: Re: Someone quite large and strong wants to beat my ass...
Post by: The1BigWillie on July 30, 2010, 12:43:08 PM
Next time you see him ICE the crap out of him just to rub it in.

Oh hell yes.  This along with Pexikan's advice nails it.
Title: Re: Someone quite large and strong wants to beat my ass...
Post by: pissclams on July 30, 2010, 12:46:58 PM
the two man codes he's breaking (off the top of my head, i'm sure there's more)-
a) bro's before ho's
b) never cockblock another bro

what would i do if i were you?  not a thing, including not fighting the clown.  you're a bit too old to be showing up to work with signs of a bar fight on your face.  if the little bitch actually laid a hand on me i'd call TBL and have his bitch ass brought up on assault charges.  eff that stupid crap, too old for the Days of Our Lives drama.
Title: Re: Someone quite large and strong wants to beat my ass...
Post by: KITNfury on July 30, 2010, 12:47:09 PM
Start telling a sex story to him as soon as you see him.

Oh, and your actual friend must be a Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) for even being friends with him. You're 3 degrees of Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) away from him. I think it's time to move away from that group before you get sucked in. BTW - what would his wife think about her husband fighting some dude that doinking his ex girl from years before?
Title: Re: Someone quite large and strong wants to beat my ass...
Post by: michigancat on July 30, 2010, 12:48:17 PM
apologize immediately
Title: Re: Someone quite large and strong wants to beat my ass...
Post by: The42Yardstick on July 30, 2010, 12:52:11 PM
That guys sounds like a complete dumbass.  What is he upset about?  

Might have something to do with him begging this girl to come back to him after he was already dating his future wife for a few months.  Regardless he's being ridiculous and definitely breaking some sort of man-code.  I probably dipped into the grey area of man-code but friend of friend doesn't count near as I can tell.

If he's married, then you're not in any violation of the man code. Take a shovel to his junk.
Title: Re: Someone quite large and strong wants to beat my ass...
Post by: Brock Landers on July 30, 2010, 01:02:20 PM
Go watch the movie Three O'Clock High for some inspiration.  Jerry had a beatdown coming his way courtesy of the bad guy Buddy.  No matter what Jerry tried he couldn't get out of the fight.  The school principal couldn't stop it.  The crazy school security officer guy couldn't stop it.  The toughest guy in the school that Jerry paid couldn't stop it. 

But you know what happened when they actually fought?  Jerry knocked Buddy's ass out.  You will be just fine bro.
Title: Re: Someone quite large and strong wants to beat my ass...
Post by: wetwillie on July 30, 2010, 01:05:28 PM
Find the opportunity to plant some coke or heroin in his car or something and make an anonymous phone call to the local PD. Should allow you to kick the future ass kicking down the road a few years.
Title: Re: Someone quite large and strong wants to beat my ass...
Post by: The42Yardstick on July 30, 2010, 01:09:47 PM
Find the opportunity to plant some coke or heroin in his car or something and make an anonymous phone call to the local PD. Should allow you to kick the future ass kicking down the road a few years.

You know, they have you do this in Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas, so it has to be a good idea :raccoon:
Title: Re: Someone quite large and strong wants to beat my ass...
Post by: bakerman on July 30, 2010, 01:17:53 PM
That guys sounds like a complete dumbass.  What is he upset about?  

Might have something to do with him begging this girl to come back to him after he was already dating his future wife for a few months.  Regardless he's being ridiculous and definitely breaking some sort of man-code.  I probably dipped into the grey area of man-code but friend of friend doesn't count near as I can tell.

If he's married, then you're not in any violation of the man code. Take a shovel to his junk.

^This. Him being this big of a douchebag disqualifies any rules of fighting fair...
Title: Re: Someone quite large and strong wants to beat my ass...
Post by: OK_Cat on July 30, 2010, 01:25:42 PM
if you're not married by 35 then you should just kill yourself.  save the other guy some time.

That wasn't nice at all. I'm unfriending you.

OK_Cat isn't very handsome, so it holds true for him.  Attractive people can wait if they choose.

You have a weird crush on me.  Already married, bro, sorry.   :embarrassed:
Title: Re: Someone quite large and strong wants to beat my ass...
Post by: Poster formerly known as jthutch on July 30, 2010, 01:31:53 PM
Hit on his Wife  :dunno:
Title: Re: Someone quite large and strong wants to beat my ass...
Post by: Gooch on July 30, 2010, 01:41:41 PM
Did not know there were rules to fighting other than just win. :dunno:
Title: Re: Someone quite large and strong wants to beat my ass...
Post by: jtksu on July 30, 2010, 01:43:14 PM
I totally know the feeling bro.  Pretty sure Trim is going to choke me out one of these days.   :embarrassed:
Title: Re: Someone quite large and strong wants to beat my ass...
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on July 30, 2010, 01:43:36 PM
 :lol:

This is the most pathetic story I've ever heard. The guy who wants to beat your ass sounds like the definition of white trash. Does he already have more than 4 kids? You should tell his punk ass to just come find you if he wants to fight and hope that he's actually stupid enough to do it. Don't meet him to fight anywhere. If he actually finds you and kicks your ass it will be well worth the beating to see that dumbass go to jail.
Title: Re: Someone quite large and strong wants to beat my ass...
Post by: Gooch on July 30, 2010, 01:44:43 PM
I totally know the feeling bro.  Pretty sure Trim is going to choke me out one of these days.   :embarrassed:
^^ this
Title: Re: Someone quite large and strong wants to beat my ass...
Post by: Trim on July 30, 2010, 01:48:51 PM
I totally know the feeling bro.  Pretty sure Trim is going to choke me out one of these days.   :embarrassed:

At least.  Serious.
Title: Re: Someone quite large and strong wants to beat my ass...
Post by: 1/64th on July 30, 2010, 01:52:44 PM
The only answer: packin a 9 millymill wherever you go.  U feel me bruh?!?!

 :comehere: :comehere: :comehere: :comehere:
Title: Re: Someone quite large and strong wants to beat my ass...
Post by: steve dave on July 30, 2010, 02:01:37 PM
I hope 'Clams and SD are giving this some serious thought.  I had them in mind when creating this thread.

Does his wife know about this?  Seems like you have the upper hand here as I'm guessing he wouldn't be too thrilled about his wife finding out he's mad about his ex having sex with some d00d.  Mad enough to fight the guy no less.  Hold that over him if it comes to it.  What a weirdo.  If he does attack you he's going to look like a freak (unless all his bros/brodettes/wife/kids are into that kind of weirdo activity).  
Title: Re: Someone quite large and strong wants to beat my ass...
Post by: jtksu on July 30, 2010, 02:03:56 PM
I totally know the feeling bro.  Pretty sure Trim is going to choke me out one of these days.   :embarrassed:

At least.  Serious.

PI!!!

 :runaway:
Title: Re: Someone quite large and strong wants to beat my ass...
Post by: Gooch on July 30, 2010, 02:18:42 PM
Not pi. Dude is pissed I think you struck a nerve with the "eggplant" blast. I would get in the sd nut stomping line at famliy reunion pak and avoid the moap.
Title: Re: Someone quite large and strong wants to beat my ass...
Post by: steve dave on July 30, 2010, 02:20:22 PM
Not pi. Dude is pissed I think you struck a nerve with the "eggplant" blast. I would get in the sd nut stomping line at famliy reunion pak and avoid the moap.

nice try, the sd nut stomping line IS the moap
Title: Re: Someone quite large and strong wants to beat my ass...
Post by: Kat Kid on July 30, 2010, 02:22:17 PM
apologize immediately

pfffft
Title: Re: Someone quite large and strong wants to beat my ass...
Post by: PandaXpanda on July 30, 2010, 03:13:15 PM
 let the haters hate.  keep grindin'.  :gocho:
Title: Re: Someone quite large and strong wants to beat my ass...
Post by: The1BigWillie on July 30, 2010, 03:23:12 PM
I'm with Clams and SD on this 100%. They nailed it, as anticipated.

1. We are too old for this crap.
2. He is married. (2 years)
3. I didn't know either one of them while they were dating.
4. They have been apart for over 3 years.

In conclusion.  I did nothing wrong, broke no code, and any violence perpetrated upon me will be met with legal recourse.

Oh, and his wife knows.  She is the mayor of crazy town apparently.  I deem this matter is closed until further notice. 
Title: Re: Someone quite large and strong wants to beat my ass...
Post by: ChiComCat on July 30, 2010, 03:37:28 PM
I hope I am livin' by the man-code when I am 35  :gocho:
Title: Re: Someone quite large and strong wants to beat my ass...
Post by: The1BigWillie on July 30, 2010, 03:38:20 PM
Age discrimination runs rampant on this board and frankly I'm sick of it.  :cyclist:
Title: Re: Someone quite large and strong wants to beat my ass...
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on July 30, 2010, 03:40:41 PM
I'm with Clams and SD on this 100%. They nailed it, as anticipated.

1. We are too old for this crap.
2. He is married. (2 years)
3. I didn't know either one of them while they were dating.
4. They have been apart for over 3 years.

In conclusion.  I did nothing wrong, broke no code, and any violence perpetrated upon me will be met with legal recourse.

Oh, and his wife knows.  She is the mayor of crazy town apparently.  I deem this matter is closed until further notice. 


 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Does she want to kick you ass, too?

 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

How long did the lady you banged date this loser? If they had any kind of long term relationship, I would distance myself from her as she is probably also bat crap crazy.
Title: Re: Someone quite large and strong wants to beat my ass...
Post by: CNS on July 30, 2010, 03:43:02 PM
start wearing one of those rape whistles around your neck and a can of mace on you key ring.  

Can't believe that his wife understands how this all came about.  I don't know one woman that would be ok with her husband fighting another dude because said dude is banging a girl that her husband used to bang.   Every other wife would jump in the fight on your side.

You must really hang out with some white trash frackers.  If you see him coming, blow your whistle, ready your mace, tighten your do-rag, then lock the trailer door.
Title: Re: Someone quite large and strong wants to beat my ass...
Post by: michigancat on July 30, 2010, 03:45:58 PM
Seriously, how much can it hurt to get your ass beat anyway?  can't be that bad.
Title: Re: Someone quite large and strong wants to beat my ass...
Post by: Dugout DickStone on July 30, 2010, 04:23:25 PM
That guys sounds like a complete dumbass.  What is he upset about?  

Might have something to do with him begging this girl to come back to him after he was already dating his future wife for a few months.  Regardless he's being ridiculous and definitely breaking some sort of man-code.  I probably dipped into the grey area of man-code but friend of friend doesn't count near as I can tell.

If he's married, then you're not in any violation of the man code. Take a shovel to his junk.

This.  The dude doesn't get to go marry another slut and LAY CLAIM TO AN EX.  Especially if he is just an acquaintance and not some serious bro.

I nailed an acquaintances wife after they separated.  He was pretty big and bad and ran around saying he was going to beat me up, never did and never tried.

But just avoid him.  He'll relax about it after awhile.  WTF will he tell his current wife if she ever finds out he was brawling over an ex from 5 years ago?  He'd look like a little puss whipped punk.
Title: Re: Someone quite large and strong wants to beat my ass...
Post by: ChiComCat on July 30, 2010, 04:26:57 PM
That guys sounds like a complete dumbass.  What is he upset about? 

Might have something to do with him begging this girl to come back to him after he was already dating his future wife for a few months.  Regardless he's being ridiculous and definitely breaking some sort of man-code.  I probably dipped into the grey area of man-code but friend of friend doesn't count near as I can tell.

If he's married, then you're not in any violation of the man code. Take a shovel to his junk.

This.  The dude doesn't get to go marry another slut and LAY CLAIM TO AN EX.  Especially if he is just an acquaintance and not some serious bro.

I nailed an acquaintances wife after they separated.  He was pretty big and bad and ran around saying he was going to beat me up, never did and never tried.

But just avoid him.  He'll relax about it after awhile.  WTF will he tell his current wife if she ever finds out he was brawling over an ex from 5 years ago?  He'd look like a little puss whipped punk.

Kinda been my experience in rough ridin' around with dude's g/fs in the past.  99% of the time they wont do crap
Title: Re: Someone quite large and strong wants to beat my ass...
Post by: OK_Cat on July 30, 2010, 04:27:25 PM
JFC, I just thought of something.

What if the guy that's going to beat him up is WWF Hall-of-Famer, Hulk Hogan?

 :ohno:
Title: Re: Someone quite large and strong wants to beat my ass...
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on July 30, 2010, 04:31:30 PM
I don't even care if it' s his current wife that you sexed. No guy should ever be mad at another guy for something that he did with a consensual female.

Ex- if I sexied Pete's wife big time ( hypothetically of course), Pete should be mad at her, not me.
Title: Re: Someone quite large and strong wants to beat my ass...
Post by: Dugout DickStone on July 30, 2010, 05:00:45 PM
I don't even care if it' s his current wife that you sexed. No guy should ever be mad at another guy for something that he did with a consensual female. Ex- if I sexied Pete's wife big time ( hypothetically of course), Pete should be mad at her, not me.

I've made this argument until I was blue in the face.  so many haters don't like it.
Title: Re: Someone quite large and strong wants to beat my ass...
Post by: krazykat on July 30, 2010, 05:26:47 PM
I don't even care if it' s his current wife that you sexed. No guy should ever be mad at another guy for something that he did with a consensual female.


^ total agreement.
Title: Re: Someone quite large and strong wants to beat my ass...
Post by: sonofdaxjones on July 30, 2010, 06:00:13 PM
I am absolutely going with Nutts Kicked here.

Please tell me that neither of you are alumni of Kansas State University.   

The whole things sounds just like something out of a white trash ho down, married before they were 19 story out of nowheresville Kansas.

Title: Re: Someone quite large and strong wants to beat my ass...
Post by: stunz on July 31, 2010, 11:43:20 AM
white people are so lame.

word.  why don't they just have a beer over it? :dunno:
Title: Re: Someone quite large and strong wants to beat my ass...
Post by: slackcat on August 01, 2010, 07:01:24 AM
I hooked up with a girl that dated a "friend/acquaintance" of mine for about 4 years.  They have been apart for 3 years and he's been married for two.  I decided that I enjoyed being with her more than hanging out with him so I said screw it.  It's not like we are bros or anything.  He's more of a friend of a friend. 

So anyway, he knows about it now and has made it known that I have an ass kicking on the way.  (guy is like 31 and I'm 35 who beats up people after 30?)  But I digress...  I think I can avoid him for quite a while but we are bound to run into eachother at some point. (JoCo and the same circle of friends).  I'm not sure how to handle this. He's younger, bigger, stronger, and meaner than I am.  He was a notorious 1 punch knockout bar room brawler in his heyday. I haven't been in a scrap in over 10 years.  I wasn't very good at it then. Oh, and he's a ku fan (never attended).

Do I just get it over with and show up where he is and take an ass beating?

Do I avoid as much as possible and run if I see him?

Take Karate? Be-friend an MMA dude with a hair trigger?

HELP!!





Wow, something like that happened with some local white trash.  Instead, ass kickin' involved a gun and new guy/bf dead.  Gunman/ex killed himself after lengthy standoff with police................happy ending. :)
Title: Re: Someone quite large and strong wants to beat my ass...
Post by: chum1 on August 01, 2010, 07:43:34 AM
First of all, stop worrying so much about it, you rough ridin' pussy.  If you bump into him and he gets in your face, tell him that he's a bitch and that he either needs to do what he needs to do or stop being a bitch.  If he still wants to fight, kick his rough ridin' ass. 
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Post by: PoetWarrior on August 01, 2010, 07:27:51 PM
Sit down and talk about how pointless and horrible and without meaning your lives are. Afterward, you won't want to fight.
Title: Re: Someone quite large and strong wants to beat my ass...
Post by: yoga-like_abana on August 01, 2010, 07:38:57 PM
Did this dood expect her to stay abstinent the rest of her life?
Title: Re: Someone quite large and strong wants to beat my ass...
Post by: The1BigWillie on August 30, 2010, 09:48:46 PM
Update:  Saw him a couple Saturdays ago out in OP. I made eye contact, held it, he looked away.  I stayed at the bar and nothing happened.   :drink:
Title: Re: Someone quite large and strong wants to beat my ass...
Post by: Kat Kid on August 31, 2010, 06:30:48 AM
Sit down and talk about how pointless and horrible and without meaning your lives are. Afterward, you won't want to fight.

crisis of faith?
Title: Re: Someone quite large and strong wants to beat my ass...
Post by: steve dave on August 31, 2010, 07:14:29 AM
Update:  Saw him a couple Saturdays ago out in OP. I made eye contact, held it, he looked away.  I stayed at the bar and nothing happened.   :drink:

You win!
Title: Re: Someone quite large and strong wants to beat my ass...
Post by: MakeItRain on August 31, 2010, 09:09:05 PM
True story.

My best friend at KSU lost his virginity (at 23 years old) to a chick that I dumped the week before.  Of course I skeeted all over her before I dumped her and since we were besties of course I told him.  I didn't get pissed I thought it was funny because I dumped because she was rough ridin' ugly.  Ladies being a dirty screw only gets you so far if you're ugly.  Well he eventually married her and they have ugly eggheaded kids and live in Nebraska.  Every time they see or think about me he has no choice but to also think about that the only pussy he has ever had was used by me as a cum dispenser a week before she took his flower.
Title: Re: Someone quite large and strong wants to beat my ass...
Post by: Dugout DickStone on August 31, 2010, 09:16:28 PM
True story.

My best friend at KSU lost his virginity (at 23 years old) to a chick that I dumped the week before.  Of course I seemed all over her before I dumped her and since we were besties of course I told him.  I didn't get pissed I thought it was funny because I dumped because she was fracking ugly.  Ladies being a dirty screw only gets you so far if you're ugly.  Well he eventually married her and they have ugly eggheaded kids and live in Nebraska.  Every time they see or think about me he has no choice but to also think about that the only pussy he has ever had was used by me as a cum dispenser a week before she took his flower.

I like your style.

Seems perfect that they moved to Nebraska...home of the ugly and desparate.
Title: Re: Someone quite large and strong wants to beat my ass...
Post by: TBL on August 31, 2010, 09:21:53 PM
Update:  Saw him a couple Saturdays ago out in OP. I made eye contact, held it, he looked away.  I stayed at the bar and nothing happened.   :drink:

You really should have told him she luvs anal.


 :comehere:
Title: Re: Someone quite large and strong wants to beat my ass...
Post by: jtksu on August 31, 2010, 09:55:10 PM
True.  Dropping the anal bomb is always good for a laugh.
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Post by: The1BigWillie on August 31, 2010, 10:28:44 PM
True story.

My best friend at KSU lost his virginity (at 23 years old) to a chick that I dumped the week before.  Of course I seemed all over her before I dumped her and since we were besties of course I told him.  I didn't get pissed I thought it was funny because I dumped because she was fracking ugly.  Ladies being a dirty screw only gets you so far if you're ugly.  Well he eventually married her and they have ugly eggheaded kids and live in Nebraska.  Every time they see or think about me he has no choice but to also think about that the only pussy he has ever had was used by me as a cum dispenser a week before she took his flower.

I like your style.

Seems perfect that they moved to Nebraska...home of the ugly and desparate.

I think SD lives in Omaha doesn't he... oh wait... Oh wow!  SD was a virgin until he was 23???
Title: Re: Someone quite large and strong wants to beat my ass...
Post by: jtksu on August 31, 2010, 10:32:27 PM
SD has an egg head?!  Did not see that coming!!
Title: Re: Someone quite large and strong wants to beat my ass...
Post by: OK_Cat on September 01, 2010, 09:54:28 AM
SD, are you gonna let the black guy talk about your wife like that?
Title: Re: Someone quite large and strong wants to beat my ass...
Post by: felix rex on September 01, 2010, 10:45:44 AM
 Well he eventually married her and they have ugly eggheaded kids and live in Nebraska.  

lol
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Post by: steve dave on September 01, 2010, 11:11:41 AM
SD, are you gonna let the black guy talk about your wife like that?

meh