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Title: I forgot to put on deodorant today.
Post by: nicname on July 21, 2010, 12:38:43 PM
Do I stink???   :dunno: :ohno:

Let me check.   

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Not yet.   :thumbsup:

I wonder if I can make it the rest of the day???    :crossfingers:

Title: Re: I forgot to put on deodorant today.
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on July 21, 2010, 12:39:55 PM
That is absolutely disgusting.
Title: Re: I forgot to put on deodorant today.
Post by: Gooch on July 21, 2010, 01:20:53 PM
How do you forget to put on deodorant? That's like forgetting to wipe your ass. rough ridin' gross dude.
Title: Re: I forgot to put on deodorant today.
Post by: WillieWatanabe on July 21, 2010, 01:30:58 PM
I recently started putting on deodorant on before I go to bed. It's the only way to go. Who knew reading directions would pay off.
Title: Re: I forgot to put on deodorant today.
Post by: Johnny Wichita on July 21, 2010, 01:47:04 PM
I don't wear deodorant most days. 
Title: Re: I forgot to put on deodorant today.
Post by: Cire on July 21, 2010, 02:12:45 PM
lunch break.
Title: Re: I forgot to put on deodorant today.
Post by: steve dave on July 21, 2010, 02:13:02 PM
Not using deodorant is only gross if you smell.  Most non gross people shouldn't have to use it.  
Title: Re: I forgot to put on deodorant today.
Post by: Patrick Bateman on July 21, 2010, 02:13:38 PM
I don't wear deodorant most days. 

He's not kidding.
Title: Re: I forgot to put on deodorant today.
Post by: AlwaysEMAW on July 21, 2010, 02:18:18 PM
How do you forget to put on deodorant? That's like forgetting to wipe your ass. fracking gross dude.
Not even close
Title: Re: I forgot to put on deodorant today.
Post by: Pittcat on July 21, 2010, 02:42:49 PM
Not using deodorant is only gross if you smell.  Most non gross people shouldn't have to use it.  

I can attest to this.
Title: Re: I forgot to put on deodorant today.
Post by: Poster formerly known as jthutch on July 21, 2010, 02:49:27 PM
Not using deodorant is only gross if you smell.  Most non gross people shouldn't have to use it.  

QFT, went camping for a week and never used the stuff.  When I got back to civilization I had women flocking to me like flies to poo.  Deoderant kills the pheromones (sp?)  Only grossers have BO.
Title: Re: I forgot to put on deodorant today.
Post by: yoga-like_abana on July 21, 2010, 02:52:17 PM
Not using deodorant is only gross if you smell.  Most non gross people shouldn't have to use it.  
Yeah or if you work inside.
 I think I mainly put it on now due to habit..
Title: Re: I forgot to put on deodorant today.
Post by: pissclams on July 21, 2010, 03:42:05 PM
here we go, first you scumbags don't wash your hands after taking massive dumps, and now you don't wear deodorant.  what's next to discuss- how many days in a row you can wear socks before having to change them?
Title: Re: I forgot to put on deodorant today.
Post by: Cire on July 21, 2010, 03:44:34 PM
I knew our fanbase was disgusting but hoped this board was different.
Title: Re: I forgot to put on deodorant today.
Post by: 1/64th on July 21, 2010, 03:45:00 PM
If you're not obese and have a desk job, there is really no reason to wear deoderant.  My excessive sweating stopped at about age 18 and haven't really needed deoderant since unless doing physical labor.  The scent of my Old Spice Shampoo and Body Wash are enough to keep smelling fresh and elite.  
Title: Re: I forgot to put on deodorant today.
Post by: nicname on July 21, 2010, 03:46:45 PM
I'm all good.  I showered just before I left and left in a hurry.  I was walking today so that is what had me worried.  

BTW, I usually either use

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or

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always the anti-perspirant for me.  wet pits are a no go.  
Title: Re: I forgot to put on deodorant today.
Post by: yoga-like_abana on July 21, 2010, 03:47:51 PM
here we go, first you scumbags don't wash your hands after taking massive dumps, and now you don't wear deodorant.  what's next to discuss- how many days in a row you can wear socks before having to change them?
probably how they turn there underwear inside out so they can wear them again the next day.  (https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.smileyworld.com%2Fdictionary%2Fimages%2Fsmileys%2FPersonality_Traits%2FStinky.gif&hash=c355924e07f80c26b906d6f404afd533f492ae6a)
Title: Re: I forgot to put on deodorant today.
Post by: pissclams on July 21, 2010, 04:02:01 PM
here we go, first you scumbags don't wash your hands after taking massive dumps, and now you don't wear deodorant.  what's next to discuss- how many days in a row you can wear socks before having to change them?
probably how they turn there underwear inside out so they can wear them again the next day.  (https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.smileyworld.com%2Fdictionary%2Fimages%2Fsmileys%2FPersonality_Traits%2FStinky.gif&hash=c355924e07f80c26b906d6f404afd533f492ae6a)

i bet these turds don't realize that they can't smell their own B.O. until it's literally off the charts.  LOL.  I DON'T NEED TO WEAR DEODORANT!!  :lol: :flush:

i mean, why be clean when you can be disgusting? 
Title: Re: I forgot to put on deodorant today.
Post by: AlwaysEMAW on July 21, 2010, 04:11:14 PM
here we go, first you scumbags don't wash your hands after taking massive dumps, and now you don't wear deodorant.  what's next to discuss- how many days in a row you can wear socks before having to change them?
probably how they turn there underwear inside out so they can wear them again the next day.  (https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.smileyworld.com%2Fdictionary%2Fimages%2Fsmileys%2FPersonality_Traits%2FStinky.gif&hash=c355924e07f80c26b906d6f404afd533f492ae6a)

i bet these turds don't realize that they can't smell their own B.O. until it's literally off the charts.  LOL.  I DON'T NEED TO WEAR DEODORANT!!  :lol: :flush:

i mean, why be clean when you can be disgusting? 
You're pretty much Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) if you can't tell when you're starting to smell gross.
Title: Re: I forgot to put on deodorant today.
Post by: Pittcat on July 21, 2010, 05:10:32 PM
here we go, first you scumbags don't wash your hands after taking massive dumps, and now you don't wear deodorant.  what's next to discuss- how many days in a row you can wear socks before having to change them?

3 to 4 depending on amount of physical labor.
Title: Re: I forgot to put on deodorant today.
Post by: pissclams on July 21, 2010, 05:29:09 PM
here we go, first you scumbags don't wash your hands after taking massive dumps, and now you don't wear deodorant.  what's next to discuss- how many days in a row you can wear socks before having to change them?
probably how they turn there underwear inside out so they can wear them again the next day.  (https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.smileyworld.com%2Fdictionary%2Fimages%2Fsmileys%2FPersonality_Traits%2FStinky.gif&hash=c355924e07f80c26b906d6f404afd533f492ae6a)

i bet these turds don't realize that they can't smell their own B.O. until it's literally off the charts.  LOL.  I DON'T NEED TO WEAR DEODORANT!!  :lol: :flush:

i mean, why be clean when you can be disgusting? 
You're pretty much Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) if you can't tell when you're starting to smell gross.
do you cup your breath to figure out when to brush your choppers?
Title: Re: I forgot to put on deodorant today.
Post by: WillieWatanabe on July 21, 2010, 05:29:32 PM
here we go, first you scumbags don't wash your hands after taking massive dumps, and now you don't wear deodorant.  what's next to discuss- how many days in a row you can wear socks before having to change them?

3 to 4 depending on amount of physical labor.

Figures a Pittcat would comment in this thread.  :users:
Title: Re: I forgot to put on deodorant today.
Post by: stunz on July 21, 2010, 05:40:12 PM
i almost never put on deodorant, am not sure how bad i smell.  usually i can tell when i smell really bad though.  sometimes it makes me pit out worse (or so it seems).

anyone get the feeling like they can sweat less just by not thinking about it and just kind of tightening your whole body?  hard to explain.  its pretty silly, but thats my involuntary way of trying not to sweat.  i don't sweat that much anyways, so it tricks my body into thinking it works.
Title: Re: I forgot to put on deodorant today.
Post by: Pittcat on July 21, 2010, 06:03:38 PM
here we go, first you scumbags don't wash your hands after taking massive dumps, and now you don't wear deodorant.  what's next to discuss- how many days in a row you can wear socks before having to change them?

3 to 4 depending on amount of physical labor.

Figures a Pittcat would comment in this thread.  :users:

Mods, plz change my name to AmazinglyGloriousSmellingPittscat.

Title: Re: I forgot to put on deodorant today.
Post by: PoetWarrior on July 21, 2010, 09:17:28 PM
Remember tomorrow.
Title: Re: I forgot to put on deodorant today.
Post by: hemmy on December 13, 2010, 10:55:11 PM
Great thread.
Title: Re: I forgot to put on deodorant today.
Post by: jtksu on December 13, 2010, 11:41:16 PM
Stunz-  it's actually a fact that certain people have adverse reactions to anti-perspirants that results in increased sweating.  Try just regual deodorant for a few and see if it helps.  No thanks needed, I just am happy to mmake a fellow EMAWrs like a little better during this holiday season.  (Unless you're homeless.  If so-  eff you!)
Title: Re: I forgot to put on deodorant today.
Post by: KSUTOMMY on December 14, 2010, 05:48:28 AM
I sweat, can't help it... anyhoo, woke up late/kids went nuts/hectic morning = forgot the pit stick. Used to work in an OLD building and the AC went down on this particular summer day, so when things started to get "musky", I took the ever present bottle of handsanitizer into the shitter and slapped some onto the pits, worked like a charm!  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: I forgot to put on deodorant today.
Post by: hemmy on December 14, 2010, 09:26:19 AM
Stunz-  it's actually a fact that certain people have adverse reactions to anti-perspirants that results in increased sweating.  Try just regual deodorant for a few and see if it helps.  No thanks needed, I just am happy to mmake a fellow EMAWrs like a little better during this holiday season.  (Unless you're homeless.  If so-  eff you!)

He deleted his account bro, this thread is from July.
Title: Re: I forgot to put on deodorant today.
Post by: Dirty Deeds on December 14, 2010, 09:40:32 AM
My Pops has a tendency to forget & get rather funky.  Mom now pre-swipes his t-shirts right out of the dryer.  Such a loving & thoughtful gal.
Title: Re: I forgot to put on deodorant today.
Post by: CNS on December 14, 2010, 09:42:30 AM
My Pops has a tendency to forget & get rather funky.  Mom now pre-swipes his t-shirts right out of the dryer.  Such a loving & thoughtful gal.


Your mom is an enabler.  Your dad would probably learn his lesson out of shear embarrassment if you mom wasn't keeping up that BS enabling.