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TITLETOWN - A Decade Long Celebration Of The Greatest Achievement In College Athletics History => Kansas State Football => Topic started by: Fedor on July 21, 2010, 07:31:07 AM
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The EMAWneers have hairy ears.
They piss through leather britches.
They pop their cocks on jagged rocks.
They're hardy sons of bitches.
Those EMAWneers, they give three cheers
For Hell and all its trifles.
They bang their balls upon the walls
And pepper them with rifles.
The EMAWneers, they're hung like steers.
They'll shag a yawning chasm.
They flop their nuts against their butts,
And shoot a mean orgasm.
The EMAWneers, they love their beers,
And quaff one every minute.
They drain their jocks in big stone crocks,
And wash their faces in it.
The EMAWneers, they shed no tears.
They're full of quips and frolics.
They poop foul gas from out their ass
To cool their iron bollocks.
Those EMAWneers can shift their gears
And crap in all directions.
They wipe their ass on broken glass
Or on their proud erections.
Those EMAWneers with hoots and jeers
Bewail a cun tless nation.
They jab their tools in army mules
In abandoned masturbation.
Those EMAWneers, they have no fears
Of crab-infested niches.
They scratch their pricks with sandy bricks
When annoyed by lousy itches.
Oh, EMAWneers have shaggy ears.
They diddle not with trifles.
They hang their balls on canyon walls
And shoot at them with rifles.
They pound their cocks upon the rocks,
Those hardy sons of bitches.
They wipe their ass with broken glass,
And care not if it itches.
When tail is rare, they rape the bear,
And tie her in half hitches,
Nor hesitate to masturbate
Within their leather britches.
They use their pricks for walking sticks
In crossing muddy ditches.
They shazbot! their wives with carving knives
And flog their teats with switches.
They brew their booze from boots and shoes,
A drink they seem to relish.
They shave their jaws with crosscut saws,
Which makes them look quite hellish.
They always throw their balls, you know,
At women and at babies.
They're full of snot and other rot
And covered o'er with scabies.
From dark till dawn with one bone on,
They shazbot! their clappy wenches.
From dawn till dark, they beat their bark
And screw knotholes in benches.
With limber tools they flail their mules
And warm their offsprings britches.
With stiffened cocks they pry up rocks
And boost Fords out of ditches.
The EMAW lass is full of pash.
They crack nuts in their snatches.
They love to screw an hour or two
Bare-ass in bramble patches.
The EMAW rat is boiling hot.
It covers pricks with blisters.
A stranger once tried lapping cun ts
And singed off all his whiskers.
Those hardy cun ts use double shunts
And mighty heaves and passes,
That pull the pricks off common hicks
And set them on their asses.
They ne'er despair when prick is rare,
But frig themselves with cactus,
Or mount a jack upon their back
Which gives them lots of practice.
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Not intimidated, you will have to do better.
Do you have a pic of a 13 inch bicep with a flying cow tatoo?
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Do you have a pic of a 13 inch bicep with a flying cow tatoo?
I know a Nebraska fan that has a copy of said pic
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Do you have a pic of a 13 inch bicep with a flying cow tatoo?
I know a Nebraska fan that has a copy of said pic
I think if you stare at the KSTATEO poster for a few minutes, you see it in there too.
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Maybe it's just me, but this sounds really catchy sung to the tune of "Son of a Gambolier."
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why exactly copy and paste this with EMAW in it?
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I have yet to chime on KSTATEO . . . just when I thought the athletic department was fully down with less is more, they issue a poster befitting a NASCAR T-Shirt.
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I have yet to chime on KSTATEO . . . just when I thought the athletic department was fully down with less is more, they issue a poster befitting a NASCAR T-Shirt.
Ya, it makes me extra pissed because our 09/10 hoops schedule poster was elite.
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I have yet to chime on KSTATEO . . . just when I thought the athletic department was fully down with less is more, they issue a poster befitting a NASCAR T-Shirt.
_fan needs to photoshop an electric guitar into Thomas' arms and sell shirts. And maybe put a beer-bong hat on Willie.
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I have yet to chime on KSTATEO . . . just when I thought the athletic department was fully down with less is more, they issue a poster befitting a NASCAR T-Shirt.
_fan needs to photoshop an electric guitar into Thomas' arms and sell shirts. And maybe put a beer-bong hat on Willie.
There's also some empty space up in the upper corners that should at least have some of the paint splatters on it.
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I have yet to chime on KSTATEO . . . just when I thought the athletic department was fully down with less is more, they issue a poster befitting a NASCAR T-Shirt.
Ya, it makes me extra pissed because our 09/10 hoops schedule poster was elite.
The KSU poster people are prob all "HA, REELED 'EM IN AGAIN!!!".
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why exactly copy and paste this with EMAW in it?
Was at the bar having some brews w/ friends, conversation reminded me of a book I read when I was a kid with this song in it.
Looked up the song, was way raunchier and longer than I remembered it.
Was pretty sure that everyone enjoyed a bawdy rhyme or two.
Cut and paste was so obvious and forced it amused me.
Was struck by the fact that although old people want to act scandalized with kids today, they were just the same back in 1910.
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why exactly copy and paste this with EMAW in it?
Was at the bar having some brews w/ friends, conversation reminded me of a book I read when I was a kid with this song in it.
Looked up the song, was way raunchier and longer than I remembered it.
Was pretty sure that everyone enjoyed a bawdy rhyme or two.
Cut and paste was so obvious and forced it amused me.
Was struck by the fact that although old people want to act scandalized with kids today, they were just the same back in 1910.
I like it dude. Don't change a thing.
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You had me at "bawdy rhyme."
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You had me at "bawdy rhyme."
ya, lol
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You had me at "bawdy rhyme."
ya, lol
I'm just glad we can all be friends again.
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Just realized where KSTATEO came from. :blindfold:
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K-Stateo gave its life defending our BCS freedoms. Show some respect.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXIf5IMdIxc
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JFC!!! :love:
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Holy crap, _33. That's fantastic.
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tears
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:surprised:
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33 why don't you just always post your new vids on here. tia.
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33 why don't you just always post your new vids on here. tia.
This vid had its own thread a while back, during realignment. I guess a lot of people didn't see it though.
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33 why don't you just always post your new vids on here. tia.
This vid had its own thread a while back, during realignment. I guess a lot of people didn't see it though.
yeah it was kinda 195 pages long