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Title: Things
Post by: steve dave on July 15, 2010, 02:21:21 PM
This is a thread for things you've never witnessed but hope to some day.  I'll start:

Some guy is skydiving but his chute doesn't open and his friend has to fly over and grab onto him before pulling his own chute and saving them both!  :surprised:
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Post by: ew2x4 on July 15, 2010, 02:23:22 PM
A train robbery. With horses.
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Post by: ew2x4 on July 15, 2010, 02:26:16 PM
A pack of cheetahs taking down a yak.
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Post by: steve dave on July 15, 2010, 02:28:23 PM
A guy (good guy) punches clear through some drywall and grabs another guy (bad guy) by the throat and drags him back through the drywall into the room he is in!  :surprised:
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Post by: Pete on July 15, 2010, 02:35:37 PM
Two come to mind.

First, an untrained eagle (preferably Golden) attacking a cloven hoofed mountain dwelling animal and then flying off with it.

Second, someone besides LHC Bill Snyder coaching a winning conference football season at KSU.
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Post by: Cire on July 15, 2010, 02:37:45 PM
A Giant Squid.
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Post by: OK_Cat on July 15, 2010, 02:37:56 PM
some dude (probably a bad dude?) punching a dude (most likely a good dude) in the chest so hard that his fist goes into the guy's chest and he pulls out the guy's still-beating heart.  then he probably takes a bite of it.
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Post by: yoga-like_abana on July 15, 2010, 02:39:12 PM
Guy is in a coma for a long time, (he was shot) then he wakes up from his coma but the bad guys find out. He escapes from the bad guys miraculously then re-gains his strength and kills them all. He also uses a cool line like, I'm going to take you to the bank.....the blood bank that is....
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Post by: Pete on July 15, 2010, 02:40:07 PM
A Giant Squid.

This is a really good one.  I change my second one to this.
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Post by: steve dave on July 15, 2010, 02:40:14 PM
Some evil astronaut leaves the space station but forgets his spacesuit.   :surprised:
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Post by: steve dave on July 15, 2010, 02:41:13 PM
Gigantopithecus!  :surprised:
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Post by: Rage Against the McKee on July 15, 2010, 02:48:25 PM
A ninja creeps up behind a guy sitting in his office chair. Just as the ninja gets ready to deliver a death blow, the guy in the chair catches him out of the corner of his eye and swivels his chair around and delivers a crushing blow to the ninja's nuts before the ninja even has time to blink.
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Post by: pissclams on July 15, 2010, 03:07:27 PM
JHG's bewbs
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Post by: Dugout DickStone on July 15, 2010, 03:10:47 PM
Our President, who used to be in the military, beat the crap out of a bunch of terrorists/aliens and saving his loving family as well as the country.
Title: Re: Things
Post by: ew2x4 on July 15, 2010, 03:14:56 PM
I want to see two planets hit each other.
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Post by: PowercatPat on July 15, 2010, 03:19:40 PM
Winning a national championship in bball and/or football.
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Post by: Stevesie60 on July 15, 2010, 03:21:53 PM
Winning a national championship in bball and/or football.

+1

And a solar eclipse.
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Post by: Saulbadguy on July 15, 2010, 03:29:42 PM
JHG's bewbs
/thread
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Post by: DQ12 on July 15, 2010, 03:31:54 PM
A terry pierce lawsuit.

 :surprised:
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Post by: EllToPay on July 15, 2010, 03:47:36 PM
Fitz ordering a salad.

:surprised:
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Post by: Dugout DickStone on July 15, 2010, 03:48:07 PM
A terry pierce lawsuit.

 :surprised:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Title: Re: Things
Post by: Cire on July 15, 2010, 03:49:59 PM
Total lunar eclipse.
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Post by: Kat Kid on July 15, 2010, 04:02:56 PM
JHG's bewbs

meh.

 :dunno:
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Post by: Panjandrum on July 15, 2010, 04:03:10 PM
Guy is in a coma for a long time, (he was shot) then he wakes up from his coma but the bad guys find out. He escapes from the bad guys miraculously then re-gains his strength and kills them all. He also uses a cool line like, I'm going to take you to the bank.....the blood bank that is....

I'm pretty sure that's the plot for Kill Bill, but with a guy.
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Post by: Pittcat on July 15, 2010, 04:13:53 PM
December 22, 2012
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Post by: WillieWatanabe on July 15, 2010, 04:17:36 PM
A mountain lion in the wild.
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Post by: Panjandrum on July 15, 2010, 04:24:18 PM
The real Danny Glover responding to questions about the real Mel Gibson by saying, "Man, I'm too old for this ----."
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Post by: steve dave on July 15, 2010, 04:43:22 PM
A terry pierce lawsuit.

 :surprised:

OMG THIS^
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Post by: steve dave on July 15, 2010, 04:43:33 PM
The real Danny Glover responding to questions about the real Mel Gibson by saying, "Man, I'm too old for this ----."

pfffttt
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Post by: krazykat on July 15, 2010, 05:02:35 PM
bigfoot.

somebody getting stood up at the altar on their wedding day or somebody actually standing up and giving an objection to the marriage.
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Post by: yoga-like_abana on July 15, 2010, 05:12:49 PM
Guy is in a coma for a long time, (he was shot) then he wakes up from his coma but the bad guys find out. He escapes from the bad guys miraculously then re-gains his strength and kills them all. He also uses a cool line like, I'm going to take you to the bank.....the blood bank that is....

I'm pretty sure that's the plot for Kill Bill, but with a guy.
pretty sure you are wrong.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1O-0PEFrGxs
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Post by: bubbles4ksu on July 15, 2010, 05:44:38 PM
I would love to :bigtoke: and the see the aurora borealis.
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Post by: _33 on July 15, 2010, 06:59:10 PM
A chimpanzee that can play basketball really well.  Like he can dribble between his legs and dunk and stuff.  Also he wears a headband.
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Post by: The1BigWillie on July 15, 2010, 07:25:00 PM
A chimpanzee that can play basketball really well.  Like he can dribble between his legs and dunk and stuff.  Also he wears a headband.
:opcat:
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Post by: Mikeyis4dcats on July 15, 2010, 07:30:35 PM
ass2ass ala Requiem for a Dream
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Post by: Mikeyis4dcats on July 15, 2010, 07:31:12 PM
who is JHG?
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Post by: The1BigWillie on July 15, 2010, 08:09:46 PM
The space shuttle launch from as close as I could get to it.  Day and night launch.

An actual trainwreck from start to finish.

The testing of a nuclear weapon. Not too close.

And... now I think I also want to see JHG's tits.

Title: Re: Things
Post by: Cire on July 15, 2010, 08:12:04 PM
who is JHG?

Jack Hartman's granddaughter.
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Post by: pissclams on July 15, 2010, 09:36:24 PM
who is JHG?

Jack Hartman's granddaughter.
yup, she's friend of go emaw.
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Post by: WillieWatanabe on July 15, 2010, 09:36:52 PM
who is JHG?

Jack Hartman's granddaughter.
yup, she's friend of go emaw.

Does it look like she would have nice bewbies?
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Post by: pissclams on July 15, 2010, 09:40:26 PM
the obvious answer is yes.
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Post by: WillieWatanabe on July 15, 2010, 09:46:18 PM
the obvious answer is yes.

well duh...but i wanted an expert opinion since i've never been lucky enough to meet her.  :frown:
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Post by: PandaXpanda on July 15, 2010, 10:23:19 PM
ass2ass ala Requiem for a Dream
:frown:
Title: Re: Things
Post by: cas4ksu on July 16, 2010, 09:47:25 AM
Loch Ness Monster.