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Title: Dorm Assignments
Post by: scottwildcat on July 05, 2010, 11:59:24 PM
I am in Haymaker any other goEMAW'rs in the dorms this year?  :doom:
Title: Re: Dorm Assignments
Post by: DQ12 on July 06, 2010, 12:16:21 AM
I've always been a little embarrassed we have a dorm named "haymaker"...seems pretty "Warm up your tractors motherfuckers"-ey.
Title: Re: Dorm Assignments
Post by: scottwildcat on July 06, 2010, 12:31:13 AM
correct me if i'm wrong but isn't Haymaker the last name of who ever gave the University the deed to the land where the Derby complex is on  :dunno:
Title: Re: Dorm Assignments
Post by: jtksu on July 06, 2010, 12:36:55 AM
More like:  "Warm up your devastating (and slightly wild) knockout punches, motherfuckers!!"
Title: Re: Dorm Assignments
Post by: MeatSauce on July 06, 2010, 08:56:12 AM
Was in the elite wing of Goodnow my frosh year.  Warmed up and broke in those basement suites.   :cheers:
Title: Re: Dorm Assignments
Post by: hemmy on July 06, 2010, 09:01:30 AM
My dad bought a house for me to live in.
Title: Re: Dorm Assignments
Post by: ben ji on July 06, 2010, 09:11:37 AM
Bro frat mike nice slampeices
Title: Re: Dorm Assignments
Post by: pissclams on July 06, 2010, 09:12:40 AM
I'm in Haymaker this semester and I think that Limestone is too.
Title: Re: Dorm Assignments
Post by: Pete on July 06, 2010, 09:19:24 AM
Henly H. Haymaker did indeed donate the land for Haymaker hall, Derby, and the Sigma Nu house up on the hill on sunset.

Limestone is actually an RA this year, iirc.
Title: Re: Dorm Assignments
Post by: yoga-like_abana on July 06, 2010, 09:20:26 AM

Limestone is actually an RA this year, iirc.
Whats the ruling on icing an RA?
Title: Re: Dorm Assignments
Post by: pissclams on July 06, 2010, 09:36:19 AM

Limestone is actually an RA this year, iirc.
Whats the ruling on icing an RA?

I will ice him if he's my RA but only after setting off a saturn missle battery in the hallway outside of his room  :katpak:
Title: Re: Dorm Assignments
Post by: Kat Kid on July 06, 2010, 10:52:55 AM
kick sand underneath his door (stolen from a pickup in parking lot) then tell him its his beach.
Title: Re: Dorm Assignments
Post by: Paul Moscow on July 06, 2010, 10:59:42 AM
You guys I just got my room assignment and I'm with CHET BARKER!!!!!!!  :runaway:

Charker is going to be such a male genitals block. I already have an in with the tri-delts and he is going to ruin it!!!!

Need help on how to get out of this!!
Title: Re: Dorm Assignments
Post by: Kat Kid on July 06, 2010, 11:01:14 AM
You guys I just got my room assignment and I'm with CHET BARKER!!!!!!!  :runaway:

Charker is going to be such a male genitals block. I already have an in with the tri-delts and he is going to ruin it!!!!

Need help on how to get out of this!!

sock on the door bro, if Chet doesn't abide then throw him in the trash room, go back and seal the deal.
Title: Re: Dorm Assignments
Post by: Dugout DickStone on July 06, 2010, 11:02:55 AM
Henly H. Haymaker did indeed donate the land for Haymaker hall, Derby, and the Sigma Nu house up on the hill on sunset.

Limestone is actually an RA this year, iirc.

My appy to be an RA got DENIED.  Still trying to find out what went wrong.  My end up living out at Britany Ridge with some older bros from my home town.
Title: Re: Dorm Assignments
Post by: CHONGS on July 06, 2010, 11:33:58 AM
Dorms? :lol:

When you guys get tired of smelling foot and ass, come party at my place in Chase (over looking the pool :gocho:)
Title: Re: Dorm Assignments
Post by: bakerman on July 06, 2010, 11:38:21 AM
Dorms? :lol:

When you guys get tired of smelling foot and ass, come party at my place in Chase (over looking the pool :gocho:)

^ This, about the dorms. Chase is very  :combofan: also.
Title: Re: Dorm Assignments
Post by: pissclams on July 06, 2010, 11:41:22 AM
ya well when you losers are scrapping around looking for something to do on saturday night, we'll be having movie nights.  and no, you can't come over and watch them with us.   :jerk:
Title: Re: Dorm Assignments
Post by: CHONGS on July 06, 2010, 11:46:11 AM
ya well when you losers are scrapping around looking for something to do on saturday night, we'll be having movie nights.  and no, you can't come over and watch them with us.   :jerk:
Trust me, I will have plenty to do on Saturday night (next door neighbors are hot and old enough to buy us booze!).  Have fun watching PG movies with the rest of the diaper gang.  When I am driving by Manhattan Ave at night on my way back from picking up a kegs at Rickle's I will wave at your lone lit up window and send you a txt message wishing you good luck in you LAN party.   
Title: Re: Dorm Assignments
Post by: bakerman on July 06, 2010, 11:47:09 AM
ya well when you losers are scrapping around looking for something to do on saturday night, we'll be having movie nights.  and no, you can't come over and watch them with us.   :jerk:


 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I'll try to contain my sadness of missing out on floor organized activities....
Title: Re: Dorm Assignments
Post by: Paul Moscow on July 06, 2010, 11:53:18 AM
ya well when you losers are scrapping around looking for something to do on saturday night, we'll be having movie nights.  and no, you can't come over and watch them with us.   :jerk:
Trust me, I will have plenty to do on Saturday night (next door neighbors are hot and old enough to buy us booze!).  Have fun watching PG movies with the rest of the diaper gang.  When I am driving by Manhattan Ave at night on my way back from picking up a kegs at Rickle's I will wave at your lone lit up window and send you a txt message wishing you good luck in you LAN party.  

Whatever. I already fingered Jill Mcpherson on our campus tour during High School Senior day. She basically dropped her purple folder and scattered her campus map and major information all over the place but didn't even care. Imagine what I can do at the dorms on Scary Movie Night.
Title: Re: Dorm Assignments
Post by: CHONGS on July 06, 2010, 11:55:39 AM
ya well when you losers are scrapping around looking for something to do on saturday night, we'll be having movie nights.  and no, you can't come over and watch them with us.   :jerk:
Trust me, I will have plenty to do on Saturday night (next door neighbors are hot and old enough to buy us booze!).  Have fun watching PG movies with the rest of the diaper gang.  When I am driving by Manhattan Ave at night on my way back from picking up a kegs at Rickle's I will wave at your lone lit up window and send you a txt message wishing you good luck in you LAN party.   

Whatever. I already fingered Jill Mcpherson on our campus tour during High School Senior day. She basically dropped her purple folder and scattered her campus map and major information all over the place but didn't even care. Imagine what I can do at the dorms on Scary Movie Night.
Yeah OK. Have fun creepy date-rapist. You are NOT invited to my place ever.
Title: Re: Dorm Assignments
Post by: Paul Moscow on July 06, 2010, 11:58:33 AM
ya well when you losers are scrapping around looking for something to do on saturday night, we'll be having movie nights.  and no, you can't come over and watch them with us.   :jerk:
Trust me, I will have plenty to do on Saturday night (next door neighbors are hot and old enough to buy us booze!).  Have fun watching PG movies with the rest of the diaper gang.  When I am driving by Manhattan Ave at night on my way back from picking up a kegs at Rickle's I will wave at your lone lit up window and send you a txt message wishing you good luck in you LAN party.   

Whatever. I already fingered Jill Mcpherson on our campus tour during High School Senior day. She basically dropped her purple folder and scattered her campus map and major information all over the place but didn't even care. Imagine what I can do at the dorms on Scary Movie Night.
Yeah OK. Have fun creepy date-rapist. You are NOT invited to my place ever.

Like I would want to hang out at a place with linoleum tile anyways.  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Dorm Assignments
Post by: Kat Kid on July 06, 2010, 12:37:58 PM
have fun trying to pick up chicks with the soldiers at your pool.  We have co-ed dorms BY ROOM.  I'll go door to door for my first big party.
Title: Re: Dorm Assignments
Post by: yoga-like_abana on July 06, 2010, 12:40:06 PM
ya well when you losers are scrapping around looking for something to do on saturday night, we'll be having movie nights.  and no, you can't come over and watch them with us.   :jerk:
Trust me, I will have plenty to do on Saturday night (next door neighbors are hot and old enough to buy us booze!).  Have fun watching PG movies with the rest of the diaper gang.  When I am driving by Manhattan Ave at night on my way back from picking up a kegs at Rickle's I will wave at your lone lit up window and send you a txt message wishing you good luck in you LAN party.   

Whatever. I already fingered Jill Mcpherson on our campus tour during High School Senior day. She basically dropped her purple folder and scattered her campus map and major information all over the place but didn't even care. Imagine what I can do at the dorms on Scary Movie Night.
Yeah OK. Have fun creepy date-rapist. You are NOT invited to my place ever.

Like I would want to hang out at a place with linoleum tile anyways.  :rolleyes:
Atleast I won't get a rugburn while Im nailing Jill on the linoleum.
Title: Re: Dorm Assignments
Post by: CHONGS on July 06, 2010, 12:43:36 PM
have fun trying to pick up chicks with the soldiers at your pool.  We have co-ed dorms BY ROOM.  I'll go door to door for my first big party.
Whooptie-doo!

I don't worry for a sec about soldiers (my tan is bumpin right now :gocho:), but you should worry about all of those dorm girls from Chanute who smell suspiciously like potato soup.
Title: Re: Dorm Assignments
Post by: Paul Moscow on July 06, 2010, 12:55:37 PM
ya well when you losers are scrapping around looking for something to do on saturday night, we'll be having movie nights.  and no, you can't come over and watch them with us.   :jerk:
Trust me, I will have plenty to do on Saturday night (next door neighbors are hot and old enough to buy us booze!).  Have fun watching PG movies with the rest of the diaper gang.  When I am driving by Manhattan Ave at night on my way back from picking up a kegs at Rickle's I will wave at your lone lit up window and send you a txt message wishing you good luck in you LAN party.  

Whatever. I already fingered Jill Mcpherson on our campus tour during High School Senior day. She basically dropped her purple folder and scattered her campus map and major information all over the place but didn't even care. Imagine what I can do at the dorms on Scary Movie Night.
Yeah OK. Have fun creepy date-rapist. You are NOT invited to my place ever.

Like I would want to hang out at a place with linoleum tile anyways.  :rolleyes:
Atleast I won't get a rugburn while Im nailing Jill on the linoleum.

Enjoy getting your noise complaint noob. Chase floors are like paper thin!!

Not to mention during a tornado I'm gonna be all  :cool: in the basement. Meanwhile you and all the other Chase losers are gonna be  :runaway: around the parking lot looking for a non-existent shelter.  :lol:
Title: Re: Dorm Assignments
Post by: Kat Kid on July 06, 2010, 01:03:39 PM
Weekends?  When the cleaning ladies and RA's are away, the playa's play!

 :driving:
Title: Re: Dorm Assignments
Post by: pissclams on July 06, 2010, 01:12:41 PM
ya well when you losers are scrapping around looking for something to do on saturday night, we'll be having movie nights.  and no, you can't come over and watch them with us.   :jerk:
Trust me, I will have plenty to do on Saturday night (next door neighbors are hot and old enough to buy us booze!).  Have fun watching PG movies with the rest of the diaper gang.  When I am driving by Manhattan Ave at night on my way back from picking up a kegs at Rickle's I will wave at your lone lit up window and send you a txt message wishing you good luck in you LAN party.   

beer and chicks?
is that all you're really looking for out of your college experience?  i know a lot of people who can go through life without the constant need for beer and chicks.  they're called graduates.   while me and my kids are on our way out to colorado for a ski trip, you'll be serving us our meal from the drive through window.   jerk.
Title: Re: Dorm Assignments
Post by: bakerman on July 06, 2010, 01:13:36 PM
ya well when you losers are scrapping around looking for something to do on saturday night, we'll be having movie nights.  and no, you can't come over and watch them with us.   :jerk:
Trust me, I will have plenty to do on Saturday night (next door neighbors are hot and old enough to buy us booze!).  Have fun watching PG movies with the rest of the diaper gang.  When I am driving by Manhattan Ave at night on my way back from picking up a kegs at Rickle's I will wave at your lone lit up window and send you a txt message wishing you good luck in you LAN party.  

Whatever. I already fingered Jill Mcpherson on our campus tour during High School Senior day. She basically dropped her purple folder and scattered her campus map and major information all over the place but didn't even care. Imagine what I can do at the dorms on Scary Movie Night.


What kind of a 12 year old brags about fingering?  That's like saying, "Hey bro, I totally got a handy j last night! EPIC!"  Maybe you should live in the dorms...
Title: Re: Dorm Assignments
Post by: CHONGS on July 06, 2010, 01:18:25 PM
ya well when you losers are scrapping around looking for something to do on saturday night, we'll be having movie nights.  and no, you can't come over and watch them with us.   :jerk:
Trust me, I will have plenty to do on Saturday night (next door neighbors are hot and old enough to buy us booze!).  Have fun watching PG movies with the rest of the diaper gang.  When I am driving by Manhattan Ave at night on my way back from picking up a kegs at Rickle's I will wave at your lone lit up window and send you a txt message wishing you good luck in you LAN party.  

beer and chicks?
is that all you're really looking for out of your college experience?  i know a lot of people who can go through life without the constant need for beer and chicks.  they're called graduates.   while me and my kids are on our way out to colorado for a ski trip, you'll be serving us our meal from the drive through window.   jerk.
You're damn right that's all I need.  All I have to do is get a degree in something (probably will major in sociology) and my dad will let me work at his dealership.  In ten years it will be mine.  School is a joke man, real life is where the lessons are taught.
Title: Re: Dorm Assignments
Post by: pissclams on July 06, 2010, 01:55:24 PM
good luck in life, party animal.  and i hope you flunk out.
Title: Re: Dorm Assignments
Post by: k-statriot28 on July 07, 2010, 01:11:43 PM
I am in Haymaker any other goEMAW'rs in the dorms this year?  :doom:

frat life is the only way to go  :peek:
Title: Re: Dorm Assignments
Post by: nicname on July 07, 2010, 01:48:57 PM
Haymaker?  More like, Gravemaker.  Amirite?

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmachetera.files.wordpress.com%2F2008%2F09%2Fhoboken-suicide-attempt-jump-from-6-story-window-june-15-2007.jpg&hash=61fd4a6bec834246cb4b189c1b4b3ed2c129e142)
Title: Re: Dorm Assignments
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on July 07, 2010, 02:05:30 PM
Lived in Marlatt last year, it was a pretty good experience. This was the first year they had a floor of girls, so everyone was pretty excited. My buddy Tom (Only a level 43 in Halo 3) once claimed he fingered a girl, but she had just gotten back from one of those "Fraternity" parties with the roofies and such, so I don't think it counts. Can anyone tell me whether this is legitimate or not??
Title: Re: Dorm Assignments
Post by: HeinBallz on July 07, 2010, 11:00:28 PM
Haymaker?  More like, Gravemaker.  Amirite?

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmachetera.files.wordpress.com%2F2008%2F09%2Fhoboken-suicide-attempt-jump-from-6-story-window-june-15-2007.jpg&hash=61fd4a6bec834246cb4b189c1b4b3ed2c129e142)

I watched a dude commit suicide in 2000 by jumping from the 8th floor of haymaker.   

:surprised:

Title: Re: Dorm Assignments
Post by: jtksu on July 07, 2010, 11:10:53 PM
I was in MHK in 2000 and I didn't hear anything about that.
Title: Re: Dorm Assignments
Post by: HeinBallz on July 07, 2010, 11:14:43 PM
I was in MHK in 2000 and I didn't hear anything about that.

well.  It happened.  I was working the front desk at moore and there were ambulances & fire trucks and crap all over the parking lot in front of haymaker,  I got off shift just in time to walk outside and watch some dude just let go and fall backwards.  I guess it could have been spring of 01...
Title: Re: Dorm Assignments
Post by: HeinBallz on July 07, 2010, 11:16:21 PM
http://www.encyclopedia.com/doc/1G1-72989740.html
Title: Re: Dorm Assignments
Post by: jtksu on July 07, 2010, 11:30:12 PM
I wasn't calling you a liar, I just didn't hear about it.  If it was '01, I would have already graduated, so maybe that explains it.  Still surprised I don't remember it, I'm sure it was a big deal.
Title: Re: Dorm Assignments
Post by: HeinBallz on July 07, 2010, 11:36:20 PM
he was black, so I'm sure the media stopped caring after that tidbit leaked out.

Andrew Charles "Drew" Cobb II  passed away April 9, 2001
Title: Re: Dorm Assignments
Post by: bonercat on July 08, 2010, 10:22:43 AM
I lived in Moore my freshman year on 02, and my RA was one of the people who had to respond to that incident I believe. He said it was tough to shake out of his and a lot of people's heads after seeing him actually jump.

I was an RA for 3 years then ran a hall for 2 in grad school. So glad that I never had to deal with something like that (though I did have to deal with people with those "thoughts" here and there)
Title: Re: Dorm Assignments
Post by: HeinBallz on July 08, 2010, 12:24:33 PM
I lived in Moore my freshman year on 02, and my RA was one of the people who had to respond to that incident I believe. He said it was tough to shake out of his and a lot of people's heads after seeing him actually jump.

I was an RA for 3 years then ran a hall for 2 in grad school. So glad that I never had to deal with something like that (though I did have to deal with people with those "thoughts" here and there)

Who was your RA?
Title: Re: Dorm Assignments
Post by: steve dave on July 08, 2010, 12:38:21 PM
I was in MHK in 2000 and I didn't hear anything about that.

well.  It happened.  I was working the front desk at moore and there were ambulances & fire trucks and crap all over the parking lot in front of haymaker,  I got off shift just in time to walk outside and watch some dude just let go and fall backwards.  I guess it could have been spring of 01...

sdbro saw that too
Title: Re: Dorm Assignments
Post by: Saulbadguy on July 08, 2010, 12:48:55 PM
I stop by Haymaker on Friday nights to play Magic: The Gathering. May you see there, may not.
Title: Re: Dorm Assignments
Post by: nicname on July 08, 2010, 12:50:58 PM
yeah, it was crazy.  I didn't see him jump, but when i came home from class it was obvious that some serious crap went down(rim-shot). 
Title: Re: Dorm Assignments
Post by: bonercat on July 08, 2010, 01:06:52 PM
I lived in Moore my freshman year on 02, and my RA was one of the people who had to respond to that incident I believe. He said it was tough to shake out of his and a lot of people's heads after seeing him actually jump.

I was an RA for 3 years then ran a hall for 2 in grad school. So glad that I never had to deal with something like that (though I did have to deal with people with those "thoughts" here and there)

Who was your RA?

Mike Smith. He was a badass
Title: Re: Dorm Assignments
Post by: wes mantooth on July 08, 2010, 01:08:26 PM
I lived in Moore my freshman year on 02, and my RA was one of the people who had to respond to that incident I believe. He said it was tough to shake out of his and a lot of people's heads after seeing him actually jump.

I was an RA for 3 years then ran a hall for 2 in grad school. So glad that I never had to deal with something like that (though I did have to deal with people with those "thoughts" here and there)

Who was your RA?

Mike Smith. He was a badass

I know right?  When i was in school, all the good football players were also RA's.  TOTALLY ROCKS!
Title: Re: Dorm Assignments
Post by: The42Yardstick on July 10, 2010, 03:43:10 PM
I'm just :lol: at you losers because of my ELITE NEW APARTMENT :probablypayingtoomuchforrent:
Title: Re: Dorm Assignments
Post by: hemmy on July 10, 2010, 03:49:08 PM
I'm just :lol: at you losers because of my ELITE NEW APARTMENT :probablypayingtoomuchforrent:

My dad bought a house for me to live in  :cool:
Title: Re: Dorm Assignments
Post by: ChiComCat on July 10, 2010, 04:40:33 PM
I'm just :lol: at you losers because of my ELITE NEW APARTMENT :probablypayingtoomuchforrent:

Where'd you end up at?
Title: Re: Dorm Assignments
Post by: Saulbadguy on July 10, 2010, 04:40:48 PM
I'm just :lol: at you losers because of my ELITE NEW APARTMENT :probablypayingtoomuchforrent:
The proper high emaw IQ term is "badass apartment".