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Title: Director's Cup
Post by: steve dave on July 02, 2010, 08:58:47 AM
6. Texas A&M -- 1070.75
12. Oklahoma -- 921.25
15. Texas -- 858.25
17. Nebraska -- 830.75
31. Baylor -- 633.00
33. Oklahoma State -- 618.75
34. Iowa State -- 618.50
44. Texas Tech -- 551.25
49. Missouri -- 454.00
69. Colorado -- 282.00
73. Kansas -- 236.50
123. Kansas State -- 134.00

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We're like the cool kid that doesn't care about grades and gets all the girls
Title: Re: Director's Cup
Post by: steve dave on July 02, 2010, 09:00:03 AM
We show the conference that we don't care about sports or any other junk that they want to force us to try to be good at.  We aren't conformists.  We roll our cigarettes into our shirt sleaves.

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Title: Re: Director's Cup
Post by: steve dave on July 02, 2010, 09:01:46 AM
We don't have time for sports because we are fixing up an old MG that has been involved in a fatal car accident. 

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Title: Re: Director's Cup
Post by: Panjandrum on July 02, 2010, 09:02:53 AM
We show the conference that we don't care about sports or any other junk that they want to force us to try to be good at.  We aren't conformists.  We roll our cigarettes into our shirt sleaves.

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To be fair...who cares about swimming, gymnastics, rowing, women's basketball, etc.?
Title: Re: Director's Cup
Post by: steve dave on July 02, 2010, 09:05:44 AM
We live too hard and feel too deeply to spend time on the meaningless jock pursuits of the bourgeois

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Title: Re: Director's Cup
Post by: WillieWatanabe on July 02, 2010, 09:06:44 AM
We show the conference that we don't care about sports or any other junk that they want to force us to try to be good at.  We aren't conformists.  We roll our cigarettes into our shirt sleaves.

 :gocho:

To be fair...who cares about swimming, gymnastics, rowing, women's basketball, etc.?

These are pretty pointless rankings correct? If you don't have some sports, the lower you will be?
Title: Re: Director's Cup
Post by: steve dave on July 02, 2010, 09:08:35 AM
The people in our life would do anything to break our tough outer shell.  We don't let them, we won't.  We will probably die in a car accident with tears in our eyes.  The rich kids will play their sports, but we'll play life

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Title: Re: Director's Cup
Post by: steve dave on July 02, 2010, 09:09:21 AM
We don't know our father, we don't care to know him...we say.

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Title: Re: Director's Cup
Post by: steve dave on July 02, 2010, 09:11:16 AM
The coach asked us to go out for the team because of our clear athletic ability.  He thought we were a charity case.  We are, we turned him down.

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Title: Re: Director's Cup
Post by: steve dave on July 02, 2010, 09:12:41 AM
There's money in athletic success, and glory.  Not the kind of glory we are looking for.

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Title: Re: Director's Cup
Post by: Panjandrum on July 02, 2010, 09:16:56 AM
I want to see how long SD can run with this.  Great job so far.
Title: Re: Director's Cup
Post by: catzacker on July 02, 2010, 09:17:48 AM
We wear long sleeve shirts under short sleeve shirts under long sleeve shirts

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Title: Re: Director's Cup
Post by: Panjandrum on July 02, 2010, 09:19:49 AM
We could be all-state in football, but we say no.  We don't want to sign the commitment to our team, and we have to go get Aerosmith tickets because it's the event of the summer.

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Title: Re: Director's Cup
Post by: sonofdaxjones on July 02, 2010, 09:22:22 AM
We simply cut against the grain, chosing our own path . . . f_ck those guys.
Title: Re: Director's Cup
Post by: steve dave on July 02, 2010, 09:23:38 AM
Grade?  Who are you to grade me?  I'll let life give me my grade. 

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Title: Re: Director's Cup
Post by: steve dave on July 02, 2010, 09:25:28 AM
Society's goals and norms aren't ours.  They aren't something we want or need like others.  We've chosen our path, noone else has.

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Title: Re: Director's Cup
Post by: steve dave on July 02, 2010, 09:27:10 AM
Activities?  Yeah, we're involved in activities...not the type society would desire on their resume.  But we aren't applying for society's job.

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Title: Re: Director's Cup
Post by: steve dave on July 02, 2010, 09:28:30 AM
You want us to call you coach?  I don't believe you're qualified to coach us in what we're pursuing.

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Title: Re: Director's Cup
Post by: steve dave on July 02, 2010, 09:30:18 AM
We've had male role models in our life, we don't need another.  One was one too many.

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Title: Re: Director's Cup
Post by: steve dave on July 02, 2010, 09:31:06 AM
Get our act together?  This is no act.

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Title: Re: Director's Cup
Post by: EllToPay on July 02, 2010, 09:46:12 AM
Play as a team? No, we're looking out for number one, and that number one is Kansas State University.

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Title: Re: Director's Cup
Post by: steve dave on July 02, 2010, 09:55:41 AM
You want us to be like you. We don't want your life. We don't even want ours

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Title: Re: Director's Cup
Post by: steve dave on July 02, 2010, 09:57:41 AM
Yeah we've got goals. To make this life and this world mean something, for one. Your trophies aren't getting us closer to that goal.  

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Title: Re: Director's Cup
Post by: steve dave on July 02, 2010, 09:59:06 AM
Yeah, we want to succeed.  But you don't get to qualify our success.  She does.

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Title: Re: Director's Cup
Post by: steve dave on July 02, 2010, 10:01:59 AM
Is your letter jacket something we need to aspire to?  Is dating a cheerleader and going to prom something to be sought?  We find what we seek, and we have no interest in seeking your things

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Title: Re: Director's Cup
Post by: michigancat on July 02, 2010, 10:02:24 AM
:raccoon:
Title: Re: Director's Cup
Post by: steve dave on July 02, 2010, 10:05:00 AM
You will be better off listening to your parents, teachers and jock boyfriend.  You don't want the pain.  There's only pain where we're going.  And we must go there.

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Title: Re: Director's Cup
Post by: Paul Moscow on July 02, 2010, 10:09:39 AM
So while you're out this weekend sitting on comfortable blankets outside your big homes, watching the explosions fall into the night sky remember one thing. We'll be there. In the woods.

We are the woods.

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Title: Re: Director's Cup
Post by: steve dave on July 02, 2010, 10:11:37 AM
What do you do with your trophy after it's won?  What do you do with your grades?  Then again, what do we do with the meaning we find?  Whatever fills the void in your soul cannot be much different than what fills ours....  or is it?

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Title: Re: Director's Cup
Post by: steve dave on July 02, 2010, 10:23:55 AM
Is ranking us in your list based on your qualifications something you use to drive us?  To make us work to fit into the form you imagine for us?  I don't see us aspiring to that.  I don't see us aspiring to anything you value. 

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Title: Re: Director's Cup
Post by: pissclams on July 02, 2010, 10:41:13 AM
We don't win Director's cups, we wear them.   :gocho:
Title: Re: Director's Cup
Post by: ben ji on July 02, 2010, 10:50:32 AM
"Currie! Winning the director's cup is the opportunity of your life!"

"No Beebe! Winning the director's cup was the opportunity of your life, and I. Dont. Want... Your. Life."
Title: Re: Director's Cup
Post by: MadCat on July 02, 2010, 10:51:56 AM
Only God can judge K-State.
Title: Re: Director's Cup
Post by: EMAWzified on July 02, 2010, 11:05:45 AM
Nice manicure . . . I guess. I may have grease under my fingernails sometimes, but it's worth it when I roll back the throttle and that tuned beast responds. Dig?
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Title: Re: Director's Cup
Post by: EMAWzified on July 02, 2010, 11:06:57 AM
Wear a uniform? Uniform? Think about that word, man.
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Title: Re: Director's Cup
Post by: Kat Kid on July 03, 2010, 07:30:35 PM
When you want to know what time it is, you look at your watch.  Our watch tells us: it is always Party Time.
Title: Re: Director's Cup
Post by: WillieWatanabe on July 03, 2010, 07:38:43 PM
Director's Cup? Where we're going, we don't need Director's Cups.
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Title: Re: Director's Cup
Post by: Dugout DickStone on July 04, 2010, 02:03:53 PM
All the girls say we are handsome, but compared to who?
Title: Re: Director's Cup
Post by: ChiComCat on July 04, 2010, 06:17:37 PM
 :eek: <My mind being blown at the bbs clinic SD just put on right here
Title: Re: Director's Cup
Post by: Pete on July 04, 2010, 06:26:04 PM
I was sitting next to EMAW when he was taking the standarized test portion of this thing.  Dude wasn't even reading the exam, he was just coloring in the bubbles to make stair step patterns.  He literally doesn't give a crap about "the cup."
Title: Re: Director's Cup
Post by: BMWWcat on July 05, 2010, 10:20:45 AM
The directors cup is lame.

I care about being good in 3 sports:

1. Football
2. Mens Basketball
3. Baseball

I don't want a gymnastics team, a soccer team, softball, wrestling, ect...because they are terrible returns on your investment.

I want the money sports to be good.
Title: Re: Director's Cup
Post by: Pittcat on July 05, 2010, 10:50:39 AM
Edgy quip about social non-conformity.   :gocho:
Title: Re: Director's Cup
Post by: Mels Fish Bowl on July 05, 2010, 12:44:14 PM
The directors cup is lame.

I care about being good in 3 sports:

1. Football
2. Mens Basketball
3. Baseball

I don't want a gymnastics team, a soccer team, softball, wrestling, ect...because they are terrible returns on your investment.

I want the money sports to be good.

qft!
Title: Re: Director's Cup
Post by: TBL on July 05, 2010, 01:47:09 PM
:raccoon:

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Title: Re: Director's Cup
Post by: DQ12 on July 05, 2010, 07:32:46 PM
Cigarettes and booze will kill me?  Who cares..we're all dying.
Title: Re: Director's Cup
Post by: TBL on July 05, 2010, 07:41:16 PM
Cigarettes and booze will kill me?  Who cares..we're all dying.

Agreed. Being born kills you. Might as well have fun.
Title: Re: Director's Cup
Post by: MadCat on July 05, 2011, 12:07:32 PM
Bump

http://www2.kusports.com/news/2011/jul/05/jayhawks-last-big-12-directors-cup/ (http://www2.kusports.com/news/2011/jul/05/jayhawks-last-big-12-directors-cup/)

Title: Re: Director's Cup
Post by: WillieWatanabe on July 05, 2011, 12:09:15 PM
:lol:
Title: Re: Director's Cup
Post by: steve dave on July 05, 2011, 12:09:55 PM
Quote from:  comments
Disgraceful. A national embarrassment, and reason KU won't be taken seriously to be taken into a BCS conference should the Big 12 disolve.
Title: Re: Director's Cup
Post by: Emo EMAW on July 05, 2011, 12:14:03 PM
I am not going to sit on my ass as the events that affect me unfold to determine the course of my life. I'm going to take a stand. I'm going to defend it. Right or wrong, I'm going to defend it.

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Title: Re: Director's Cup
Post by: MadCat on July 05, 2011, 12:17:03 PM

2010

6. Texas A&M -- 1070.75
12. Oklahoma -- 921.25
15. Texas -- 858.25
17. Nebraska -- 830.75
31. Baylor -- 633.00
33. Oklahoma State -- 618.75
34. Iowa State -- 618.50
44. Texas Tech -- 551.25
49. Missouri -- 454.00
69. Colorado -- 282.00
73. Kansas -- 236.50
123. Kansas State -- 134.00

2011

08. Texas A&M -- 1,090.5
10. Oklahoma  -- 1,064.75
12. Texas  -- 996.75
32. Oklahoma State -- 635.5
33. Nerbaska -- 634
35. Baylor -- 623.75
41. Missouri -- 535.8
48. Texas Tech -- 465.5
58. Kansas State -- 352.25
60. Iowa State -- 348.8
66. Colorado -- 315.5
72. KU -- 265.5

They should be happy...they've improved one spot.
Title: Re: Director's Cup
Post by: WillieWatanabe on July 05, 2011, 12:17:41 PM
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Machawk (anonymous) says…

Can anyone recalculate the Big 12 standings based on football, basketball, and baseball only? It would be interesting to see how that shakes out.
Title: Re: Director's Cup
Post by: Emo EMAW on July 05, 2011, 12:20:34 PM
Ism's in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an -ism, he should believe in himself.

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Title: Re: Director's Cup
Post by: Panjandrum on July 05, 2011, 12:31:15 PM

2010

6. Texas A&M -- 1070.75
12. Oklahoma -- 921.25
15. Texas -- 858.25
17. Nebraska -- 830.75
31. Baylor -- 633.00
33. Oklahoma State -- 618.75
34. Iowa State -- 618.50
44. Texas Tech -- 551.25
49. Missouri -- 454.00
69. Colorado -- 282.00
73. Kansas -- 236.50
123. Kansas State -- 134.00

2011

08. Texas A&M -- 1,090.5
10. Oklahoma  -- 1,064.75
12. Texas  -- 996.75
32. Oklahoma State -- 635.5
33. Nerbaska -- 634
35. Baylor -- 623.75
41. Missouri -- 535.8
48. Texas Tech -- 465.5
58. Kansas State -- 352.25
60. Iowa State -- 348.8
66. Colorado -- 315.5
72. KU -- 265.5

They should be happy...they've improved one spot.

In all honestly, given how few sports we actually put out there compared to what is graded for, that's actually very impressive.
Title: Re: Director's Cup
Post by: HeinBallz on July 05, 2011, 12:31:50 PM
Amazing thread from beginning to end.  
Title: Re: Director's Cup
Post by: Panjandrum on July 05, 2011, 12:35:16 PM
Quote from: comments
i always thought that k-state, missouri or iowa state had worse athletic programs than Kansas- but i guess i was wrong!

Shocking.
Title: Re: Director's Cup
Post by: Winters on July 05, 2011, 02:58:25 PM
Quote from: comments
i always thought that k-state, missouri or iowa state had worse athletic programs than Kansas- but i guess i was wrong!

Shocking.
I really love how they think basketball is 8/10's of a athletic program
Title: Re: Director's Cup
Post by: KITNfury on July 05, 2011, 04:01:18 PM
we own the sand on the beach.
Title: Re: Director's Cup
Post by: Dugout DickStone on July 05, 2011, 04:09:54 PM
we own the sand on the beach.

Who owns the water? 
Title: Re: Director's Cup
Post by: CHONGS on July 05, 2011, 04:10:39 PM
we own the sand on the beach.

Who owns the water? 
King Triton from the animated classic The Little Mermaid.
Title: Re: Director's Cup
Post by: Stevesie60 on July 05, 2011, 08:35:28 PM
It's funny. You never see Beems in threads like these.
Title: Re: Director's Cup
Post by: TheProdigiousTalent on July 05, 2011, 09:06:14 PM
Bravo, Steve Dave.  Were those really all yours?  If so, absolutely amazing.   :D
Title: Re: Director's Cup
Post by: kstate16 on July 06, 2011, 04:42:46 PM
It finally took a shitty kusports article for them to realize they don't deserve to be on their beloved high horse.  It's been pretty evident for awhile now.
Title: Re: Director's Cup
Post by: SdK on July 08, 2011, 04:00:06 PM
Best thread I've ever read on this site.