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Title: Which is the best kind of glass for experiencing the full-bodied musky....
Post by: asava on June 25, 2010, 04:56:38 PM
fragrance of my own farts from?
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Post by: jtksu on June 25, 2010, 07:57:09 PM
Probably a large brandy snifter. Once you get it in, it will concentrate as it escapes through the narrow opening.  You're planning on shoving glass up your ass, correct?  Otherwise, my answer might be different.
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Post by: Pete on June 25, 2010, 09:05:40 PM
 :cheers:
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Post by: jmlynch1 on June 25, 2010, 09:11:32 PM
Maybe you should use one of those big jar things they use to cook meth in on Breaking Bad. :dunno:
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Post by: HeinBallz on June 25, 2010, 11:29:04 PM
mason Jar? :dunno: (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfZAW8Bb-lk)
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Post by: jtksu on June 25, 2010, 11:43:31 PM
Mason jar is an old classic.  Wonder if you could seal one in?
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Post by: jtksu on June 25, 2010, 11:44:55 PM
Slightly OT-  I once saw a jelly jar that had been removed from a man in the OR.  Wanna guess where they removed it from?
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Post by: HeinBallz on June 26, 2010, 12:12:54 AM
.....Wonder if you could seal one in?

Absolutely.   Haven't you ever thrown a fart?
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Post by: jtksu on June 26, 2010, 12:30:56 AM
Well, yeah but you gotta act quickly.  I'm talking about sealing one in and tricking someone into opening your fart-in-a-jar.
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Post by: Perry on June 26, 2010, 04:04:11 AM
Slightly OT-  I once saw a jelly jar that had been removed from a man in the OR.  Wanna guess where they removed it from?

Name of the site escapes me, but there's a video of a dude shoving a jelly jar in his ass, then sitting on it, causing it to break, then pulling glass shards out of his bleeding ass. Pretty rough ridin' disgusting, so I wouldn't suggest shoving a jar up your ass in an attempt to catch a fart.

I think you could catch a fart in the tub, though you'd have some water in the jar with it. Not sure if that would make the fart-in-a-jar better or worse, but seems like an interesting thing to try.
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Post by: stunz on June 26, 2010, 06:27:05 AM
if you want it to smell, you don't have to just fart :dunno:
Title: Re: Which is the best kind of glass for experiencing the full-bodied musky....
Post by: asava on June 26, 2010, 08:39:04 AM
Maybe you should use one of those big jar things they use to cook meth in on Breaking Bad. :dunno:

show was INSANE this season, btw.

if you want it to smell, you don't have to just fart :dunno:

i really want to get in there. full flavor.
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Post by: Christer on June 28, 2010, 09:18:48 AM
Well played asava, well played...
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Post by: Jeffy on June 28, 2010, 10:18:55 AM
One of these....  :bong:
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Post by: Saulbadguy on June 28, 2010, 10:20:24 AM
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Post by: PandaXpanda on June 28, 2010, 11:31:53 AM
The Chode.