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Title: Lets chat about hyperbaric chambers
Post by: Winters on August 15, 2024, 05:48:01 PM
One of the beauties of modern medicine. They aren't just great for healing wounds but hangovers as well! Who has their own hyperbaric chamber (tell me the process  :Wha:)? Is anyone a part of those illustrious health spas that have them? goEMAW elites have been ITK about these things for a while and it's about time everyone else heard about it  :Chirp:


#HyperbaricChamberPak (coming soon!)
Title: Re: Lets chat about hyperbaric chambers
Post by: pissclams on August 15, 2024, 06:34:49 PM
i think michael jackson had one
Title: Re: Lets chat about hyperbaric chambers
Post by: Trim on August 16, 2024, 12:16:44 AM
:gocho:
Title: Re: Lets chat about hyperbaric chambers
Post by: Winters on August 16, 2024, 10:58:37 AM
Imagine a technology that’s been a game-changer for astronauts, athletes, and wellness enthusiasts alike—a technology that can supercharge your body’s natural healing processes, boost your energy levels, and enhance your overall well-being. That’s exactly what a hyperbaric chamber offers!

So why not give yourself the ultimate boost? Embrace the future of wellness and let a hyperbaric chamber help you heal, perform, and rejuvenate like never before. Your body and mind will thank you!
Title: Re: Lets chat about hyperbaric chambers
Post by: GregKSU1027 on August 16, 2024, 11:51:26 AM
If you fart in the chamber does it filter it out or does the chamber crash? :dunno:
Title: Re: Lets chat about hyperbaric chambers
Post by: star seed 7 on August 16, 2024, 11:58:56 AM
It heals the fart back to pure oxygen
Title: Re: Lets chat about hyperbaric chambers
Post by: Winters on August 16, 2024, 12:21:02 PM
If you fart in the chamber does it filter it out or does the chamber crash? :dunno:
It’s time to discover why it’s the ultimate game-changer for your well-being
Title: Re: Lets chat about hyperbaric chambers
Post by: nicname on August 16, 2024, 12:45:04 PM
Winters got a new job selling such modern marvels?
Title: Re: Lets chat about hyperbaric chambers
Post by: Winters on August 16, 2024, 02:37:26 PM
Winters got a new job selling such modern marvels?
Selling those futuristic bubbles where you basically take a power nap and wake up feeling like you’ve been to the moon and back. You know, the kind of contraption that makes you wonder if you're in a sci-fi movie or just accidentally walked into a high-tech spa sounds like quite a career!  :surprised:

The U.S. Food and Drug Administration (FDA) gives a thumbs-up (BRO!) to hyperbaric therapy for serious stuff like chronic wounds, carbon monoxide poisoning, and radiation injuries. But let's be real—it’s also rumored to be the secret weapon for healing hangovers, because if it can fix deep-sea divers and astronauts, it might just save you from that “I swear I’ll never Pak  :katpak: again” Sunday morning!
Title: Re: Lets chat about hyperbaric chambers
Post by: OB_Won on August 16, 2024, 04:30:13 PM
Winters got a new job selling such modern marvels?
...
The U.S. Food and Drug Administration (FDA) gives a thumbs-up (BRO!) to hyperbaric therapy for serious stuff like chronic wounds, carbon monoxide poisoning, and radiation injuries.
But, will it help lil SD's knees after a full bracket day in 105 degree?
Title: Re: Lets chat about hyperbaric chambers
Post by: Winters on August 16, 2024, 04:45:03 PM
Winters got a new job selling such modern marvels?
...
The U.S. Food and Drug Administration (FDA) gives a thumbs-up (BRO!) to hyperbaric therapy for serious stuff like chronic wounds, carbon monoxide poisoning, and radiation injuries.
But, will it help lil SD's knees after a full bracket day in 105 degree?
You can bet your tuckus it would help!
Title: Re: Lets chat about hyperbaric chambers
Post by: Winters on August 16, 2024, 04:51:17 PM
Imagine you’re a goEMAW elite operative slipping into a high-tech chamber where only the coolest goEMAW elites get their top-secret recovery and rejuvenation. It’s like having your own personal BSAC headquarters where you recharge before the next big pak

Title: Re: Lets chat about hyperbaric chambers
Post by: nicname on August 16, 2024, 04:58:38 PM
Joe Rogan prob has one of these.
Title: Re: Lets chat about hyperbaric chambers
Post by: Winters on August 19, 2024, 11:51:10 AM
Joe Rogan prob has one of these.
I can tell you confidently he is more of a hallucinogen guy and is not a part of the hyperbaric community
Title: Re: Lets chat about hyperbaric chambers
Post by: Trim on August 19, 2024, 09:16:00 PM
Rogan ain’t about this life.
Title: Re: Lets chat about hyperbaric chambers
Post by: mocat on August 19, 2024, 10:24:57 PM
Joe Rogan prob has one of these.
iirc he's a sensory deprivation tank guy.

Different tanks for different cranks
Title: Re: Lets chat about hyperbaric chambers
Post by: wetwillie on August 19, 2024, 10:33:04 PM
Imagine not knowing Rogan is a Sauna and Cold Plunge guy
Title: Re: Lets chat about hyperbaric chambers
Post by: Trim on December 02, 2024, 04:02:46 PM
I'm in one right now.
Title: Re: Lets chat about hyperbaric chambers
Post by: Stupid Fitz on December 02, 2024, 04:22:12 PM
I'm in one right now.

 :surprised:

Full report when you come back to earth.
Title: Re: Lets chat about hyperbaric chambers
Post by: Trim on December 02, 2024, 04:42:38 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/3ySRFf6.jpeg)
Title: Re: Lets chat about hyperbaric chambers
Post by: Stupid Fitz on December 02, 2024, 04:46:16 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/3ySRFf6.jpeg)

are you a tiny bit afraid they will forget about you?
Title: Re: Lets chat about hyperbaric chambers
Post by: Trim on December 02, 2024, 04:53:10 PM
No, they come over all the time and we give each other :thumbs:  There’s also a zipper right above me.
Title: Re: Lets chat about hyperbaric chambers
Post by: Trim on December 02, 2024, 04:58:28 PM
Looking straight up. That's a window above the zipper.

(https://i.imgur.com/rhLPSzQ.jpeg)

Title: Re: Lets chat about hyperbaric chambers
Post by: nicname on December 02, 2024, 05:16:29 PM
What does this apparatus do?

Also, there is a place with a sensory deprivation tank in ICT. It’s not too much $$$ to use. Not sure if Kroger brand or not.
Title: Re: Lets chat about hyperbaric chambers
Post by: Trim on December 02, 2024, 05:26:43 PM
What does this apparatus do?

https://www.washingtonhyperbarics.com/index.html

Dude laughed when I wrote on my forms that my diagnosis was "vacation." I got the session voucher off Groupon a few months ago when Winters and I were hungover as hell and I googled the things.
Title: Re: Lets chat about hyperbaric chambers
Post by: Stupid Fitz on December 03, 2024, 08:21:24 AM
What does this apparatus do?

https://www.washingtonhyperbarics.com/index.html

Dude laughed when I wrote on my forms that my diagnosis was "vacation." I got the session voucher off Groupon a few months ago when Winters and I were hungover as hell and I googled the things.

Report  :impatient:

Any noticeable things? Worth the money? I already own a Sauna so i'm not sure Mrs SF would be cool if I bought one of these, but i'm interested!!!!
Title: Re: Lets chat about hyperbaric chambers
Post by: Spracne on December 03, 2024, 10:44:41 AM
How much does a therapy session cost?