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Title: You become a professor at KSU, what do you teach?
Post by: GregKSU1027 on May 07, 2024, 03:08:52 PM
It's your first day on the job at KSU. What do you teach, what kind of professor are you? Do you run any clubs? Dig deep or don't make your persona what you want it to be.

I think I would teach a class on Game Theory because it would be fun as hell, and we could just play games all day.
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Post by: DaBigTrain on May 07, 2024, 03:46:10 PM
I would probably teach a class on money, and specifically have it focused around Bitcoin. If you really understand what makes a good money your world view changes drastically. I would be a fun professor and would be very engaged with my students.

I would probably run an investing club where we would take about the markets and how you should look at investing. I've actually thought about teaching someday if I ever had burnout, we'll see.
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Post by: Spracne on May 07, 2024, 03:49:34 PM
The History of The University of Kansas Basket-Ball.
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Post by: Winters on May 07, 2024, 04:03:51 PM
Teaching a leadership course and using really old analogies that no one will understand but me
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Post by: steve dave on May 07, 2024, 04:34:37 PM
Self awareness, objectivity, financial psychology


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Post by: wetwillie on May 07, 2024, 04:35:33 PM
Nude Art
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Post by: star seed 7 on May 07, 2024, 04:40:29 PM
I don't feel qualified to teach a class on anything
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Post by: CHONGS on May 07, 2024, 04:55:24 PM
Professor of Charisma
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Post by: Spracne on May 07, 2024, 04:58:48 PM
Professor of Charisma

The Theory of Rizz
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Post by: pissclams on May 07, 2024, 05:48:29 PM
The Art of Nachos

The Lombardi Principle, aka How to Live The Burrito Lifestyle

Creative Griptape Design
Title: Re: You become a professor at KSU, what do you teach?
Post by: ben ji on May 07, 2024, 05:57:38 PM
Class - "The History of the OG Big 12"

Teacher - ben ji

Course Description - Coming off it's greatest season ever where half the conference finished ranked in the top 10 in 1996 the Big 8 merged with 4 Texas Schools from the now defunct Southwestern Conference to create a new Conference called the "Big 12". Over the next 15 years 3 teams would win national championships and dominance would flip from the "Northern" schools to the "Southern" schools.

In the 2000's Nebraska, the king of the "North" suffered the indignity of losing to schools they had dominated for decades while Missouri and Colorado searched to find an identity. These catalyst combined with Texas A&M's desire for attention doomed the greatest conference ever created.
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Post by: CNS on May 07, 2024, 05:59:18 PM
7 minute abs. theory.  No actual ab work will be done.

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Post by: Tobias on May 07, 2024, 06:01:17 PM
Principles of Frontier Gibberish
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Post by: IPA4Me on May 07, 2024, 07:07:01 PM
No ge'n. I'd love to teach NE 495. I love zoomies. Elements of Nuclear Engineering would be a great course.
Title: Re: You become a professor at KSU, what do you teach?
Post by: bucket on May 07, 2024, 08:17:07 PM
Teaching a leadership course and using really old analogies that no one will understand but me

Yes! I would use all of the expressions that crusty ass, old teachers used in class that made my eyes roll. Take that you stupid youngsters! 

John Wooden used to say... What's that? You don't know who John Wooden is? You idiot kids.
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Post by: Trim on May 07, 2024, 08:44:06 PM
Kinds of Law.
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Post by: BIG APPLE CAT on May 07, 2024, 09:13:34 PM
I’d teach a class all about useful crap you should know how to do like some basic carpentry (or that really cool Japanese carpentry where it’s all a bunch of elegant grooves/joints/pegs so that you don’t need any nails or screws) or how to start a fire if you don’t have any matches or how to install an appliance or how to figure out if you have an electrical short and how to properly use some common power tools and how to use Microsoft excel like esp pivot tables and also understanding how taxes work so you don’t say some dumb crap like “oh I’m worried with this pay raise I’m going to make too much money and go up a tax bracket  :ohno: “ bc that’s a surefire way to signal to everyone that you’re a huge dumbass who doesn’t have the first clue how taxes work

And also I would have guest lecturers pretty much every class bc like idk how to do any of that (well except the taxes part but if they want to know all the loopholes and how to avoid paying what they owe then that’s a different class idk all those tax shelter schemes)
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Post by: Sandstone Outcropping on May 07, 2024, 09:16:11 PM
I would fake my way thru "History of the American Civil War"
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Post by: BIG APPLE CAT on May 07, 2024, 11:31:32 PM
What to Look for to Pick the Best Steak at the Meat Counter and How to Properly Prepare it (grill, stovetop, and oven)
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Post by: Spracne on May 08, 2024, 12:01:22 AM
I'd just play Ken Burns documentaries.
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Post by: Stevesie60 on May 08, 2024, 12:02:46 AM
Wine Tasting is probably the only class that K-State currently offers that I would be qualified to teach.
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Post by: Trim on May 08, 2024, 12:55:44 AM
Acting
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Post by: Cire on May 08, 2024, 05:35:34 AM
I'd just play Ken Burns documentaries.
American history through the eyes of Ken burns 101


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Post by: CNS on May 08, 2024, 06:09:26 AM
I'd just play Ken Burns documentaries.
American history through the eyes of Ken burns 101


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Second semester is Hardcore History.
Title: Re: You become a professor at KSU, what do you teach?
Post by: Sandstone Outcropping on May 08, 2024, 07:28:05 AM
I'd just play Ken Burns documentaries.
American history through the eyes of Ken burns 101


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Second semester is Hardcore History.
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Title: Re: You become a professor at KSU, what do you teach?
Post by: puniraptor on May 08, 2024, 07:46:18 AM
Appreciation of Architecture. Crenellation? Fenestration!
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Post by: tdaver on May 08, 2024, 08:16:55 AM
Field Studies in Trail Running
Summer Session - The Alps
Winter Session - The American Southwest
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Post by: Winters on May 08, 2024, 09:11:09 AM
Teaching a leadership course and using really old analogies that no one will understand but me

Yes! I would use all of the expressions that crusty ass, old teachers used in class that made my eyes roll. Take that you stupid youngsters! 

John Wooden used to say... What's that? You don't know who John Wooden is? You idiot kids.
:love:
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Post by: DQ12 on May 08, 2024, 10:55:01 AM
Bowling. 
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Post by: ChiComCat on May 08, 2024, 11:00:19 AM
Cultural Exploration through Food
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Post by: passranch on May 08, 2024, 02:58:41 PM
I'd just play Ken Burns documentaries.

Better than mine.  I'd just play Mr. Beat YouTube videos and hope some of his history lessons would sink in.