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Title: Provo pak, Think we take the grass lot to them
Post by: GregKSU1027 on February 01, 2024, 08:46:54 AM
I may end up going to this game. Think it would be fun to take the grass lot behavior to them. Teach them that soaking is more than just a way of life.  :Wha:

We bring the booze and the greatest tailgate they have ever seen to them. How does alcohol in Utah work? Will we have to smuggle it in? Do we have to make a pilgrimage to the stadium? What if I have to sell my trip/tickets to the game, will i be able to sell them back to someone who lives' in Provo?

I have so many questions...
Title: Re: Provo pak, Think we take the grass lot to them
Post by: Trim on February 01, 2024, 09:02:54 AM
Greg, relax.
Title: Re: Provo pak, Think we take the grass lot to them
Post by: Brock Landers on February 01, 2024, 09:05:05 AM
Soaking will never not be funny to me.
Title: Re: Provo pak, Think we take the grass lot to them
Post by: wetwillie on February 01, 2024, 09:17:17 AM
This should go well for you.
Title: Re: Provo pak, Think we take the grass lot to them
Post by: bananaeater on February 01, 2024, 09:52:25 AM
Soaking will never not be funny to me.

nor should it.
Title: Re: Provo pak, Think we take the grass lot to them
Post by: tdaver on February 01, 2024, 09:52:47 AM
You have questions, Greg?
Well I have answers!

Let the Provo Q&A begin.
Title: Re: Provo pak, Think we take the grass lot to them
Post by: KITNfury on February 01, 2024, 10:13:46 AM
"I'm here for the soaks" t-shirts for sale. DM for more info.
Title: Re: Provo pak, Think we take the grass lot to them
Post by: XocolateThundarr on February 01, 2024, 02:21:26 PM
Liquor stores in Utah are ran by the state.....my first interesting tidbit from my Utah visit.
Title: Re: Provo pak, Think we take the grass lot to them
Post by: XocolateThundarr on February 01, 2024, 02:22:48 PM
They won't pour you a double unless the second shot of booze is flavored.

(https://media3.giphy.com/media/R6bDgXEXCLcIw/200w.gif?cid=82a1493bjgs0yr09iyjyjg0bvil0bk4zfxgugm089wwyxssp&ep=v1_gifs_related&rid=200w.gif&ct=g)
Title: Re: Provo pak, Think we take the grass lot to them
Post by: XocolateThundarr on February 01, 2024, 02:24:20 PM
Not sure about Provo, but they don't sell booze at the college stade in SLC.  Can't imagine it will be any different in Provo.
Title: Re: Provo pak, Think we take the grass lot to them
Post by: GregKSU1027 on February 01, 2024, 03:28:06 PM
Not sure about Provo, but they don't sell booze at the college stade in SLC.  Can't imagine it will be any different in Provo.
The amount of alcohol that is probably snuck into BYU facilities by all of the midwesterners is probably an all time high for stadiums
Title: Re: Provo pak, Think we take the grass lot to them
Post by: tdaver on February 01, 2024, 03:43:06 PM
No alcohol allowed on the entire BYU campus.  But this last season, they set up an off-campus tailgating lot with bus service a couple miles away for all of the drunken Big 12 gentiles.
Title: Re: Provo pak, Think we take the grass lot to them
Post by: tdaver on February 01, 2024, 03:48:39 PM
You can get 5%ABV beers and seltzers at grocery and convenience stores.  Anything stronger (including wine and booze) you must buy at state-owned liquor stores that have limited hours, locations, and no coolers.  There is one loophole, you can buy cold, fresh beer to go directly from a brewery.  That’s the best option.
Title: Re: Provo pak, Think we take the grass lot to them
Post by: tdaver on February 01, 2024, 04:03:47 PM
If you want to drink at an establishment…

Beer on tap is limited to 5% even at a brewery.  You can buy stronger beers, but they will be in a can or bottle. 

Cider isn’t beer, so you can get hard cider above 5% on tap. 

Cocktails are limited to 1.5 oz of the primary liquor.  There can be up to 1 oz of additional secondary liquors in the drink.  The pours are metered so no getting around it.

If the place has a restaurant license, you must order food to drink.  If the place has a bar license, food is not required but must be 21+ to enter.

There are limits to how much alcohol you can have in front of you.  I’m a little sketchy on the rules, but I don’t think you can have a beer and a whisky in front of you at the same time for example.
Title: Re: Provo pak, Think we take the grass lot to them
Post by: wetwillie on February 01, 2024, 04:05:21 PM
You can get 5%ABV beers and seltzers at grocery and convenience stores.  Anything stronger (including wine and booze) you must buy at state-owned liquor stores that have limited hours, locations, and no coolers.  There is one loophole, you can buy cold, fresh beer to go directly from a brewery.  That’s the best option.

The SLC brewery scene was way better than I expected, is Provo on par? It was kind of weird that they could sell beer that was over the ABV but you had to open it yourself and pour it in a glass.
Title: Re: Provo pak, Think we take the grass lot to them
Post by: tdaver on February 01, 2024, 04:12:06 PM
Yes, SLC brewery scene is surprisingly good.

There are no breweries in Provo.  I believe there is only one (with two locations) in that entire county.  I think most fans would want to stay in SLC (or Park City) and drive or train down to the game. 
Title: Re: Provo pak, Think we take the grass lot to them
Post by: XocolateThundarr on February 02, 2024, 09:10:01 AM
Yes, SLC brewery scene is surprisingly good.

There are no breweries in Provo.  I believe there is only one (with two locations) in that entire county.  I think most fans would want to stay in SLC (or Park City) and drive or train down to the game. 

Would highly recommend the Waldorf in Park City.
Title: Re: Provo pak, Think we take the grass lot to them
Post by: deputy dawg on February 02, 2024, 12:49:27 PM
Soaking will never not be funny to me.

It is ha ha funny, but being asked to be the jumpman is awkward.
Title: Re: Provo pak, Think we take the grass lot to them
Post by: Dugout DickStone on February 02, 2024, 03:35:04 PM
reminds me of right before we played Jimmer in the tourney I created an account on one of their boards and only talked drinking/sex and gambling like i had no clue they couldn't do those things.  They generally just nervously responded with "oh sounds fun, I can't bet you over the game though"
Title: Re: Provo pak, Think we take the grass lot to them
Post by: tdaver on September 18, 2024, 10:22:31 AM
:ksu:

Looks like we’re going to have some perfect football weather this weekend.  May even have some frosty peaks in The Setting.  Who’s coming?
Title: Re: Provo pak, Think we take the grass lot to them
Post by: PurpleOil on September 18, 2024, 10:40:19 AM
I have never been to Utah, but after reading this thread, it sounds like a very strange place to me.
Title: Re: Provo pak, Think we take the grass lot to them
Post by: Winters on September 18, 2024, 10:56:47 AM
I have never been to Utah, but after reading this thread, it sounds like a very strange place to me.
Seems like St. Marys minus the alcoholism & tweakers
Title: Re: Provo pak, Think we take the grass lot to them
Post by: TheProdigiousTalent on September 18, 2024, 11:44:29 AM
Make sure to check out a jazz club or two while in Utah.
Title: Re: Provo pak, Think we take the grass lot to them
Post by: OK_Cat on September 18, 2024, 12:07:20 PM
I can't imagine voluntarily living in Utah, and I live in Oklahoma.
Title: Re: Provo pak, Think we take the grass lot to them
Post by: Hurricane Cat on September 18, 2024, 01:18:28 PM
BYU piece on LHC Bill Snyder

https://youtu.be/eOZyQASfyP0 (https://youtu.be/eOZyQASfyP0)
Title: Re: Provo pak, Think we take the grass lot to them
Post by: meow meow on September 18, 2024, 02:00:32 PM
every Snyder piece is more or less exactly the same, and i'll watch every single one of them to the end
Title: Re: Provo pak, Think we take the grass lot to them
Post by: Katpappy on September 18, 2024, 05:35:18 PM
I'm a KSU graduate from the late 1980s. I was not a college football fan. I only watched the Chiefs or sometimes other NFL games. But by the mid-90s, Snyder got interested in college football, and I ended up being a die-hard CATS fan.  Every time I see something that includes Snyder FB it hits me right in the heart.
Title: Re: Provo pak, Think we take the grass lot to them
Post by: williamthewildcat on September 18, 2024, 08:50:14 PM
^^^

I’m one of those also.
Title: Re: Provo pak, Think we take the grass lot to them
Post by: Kid In the Hall on September 18, 2024, 09:09:49 PM
I will be there and I will say this: I hope our defense has less of a challenge than it was to find a place to eat in Provo on a gameday that is walking distance to the stadium, that serves seemingly decent food, that accepts reservations and, most importantly, serves alcohol.
Title: Re: Provo pak, Think we take the grass lot to them
Post by: wetwillie on September 18, 2024, 09:12:17 PM
I don't get the appeal of that roadie but more power to you cats fans
Title: Re: Provo pak, Think we take the grass lot to them
Post by: Kid In the Hall on September 18, 2024, 09:26:06 PM
I don't get the appeal of that roadie but more power to you cats fans

For me, had to be in Vegas on Sunday, so kind of a 2-for-1 trip. Plus, spending a few days in SLC (vs. Provo) and there's way more to do there
Title: Re: Provo pak, Think we take the grass lot to them
Post by: tdaver on September 18, 2024, 10:42:40 PM
I don't get the appeal of that roadie but more power to you cats fans

See tdaver posts in the VQ thread
Title: Re: Provo pak, Think we take the grass lot to them
Post by: cfbandyman on September 18, 2024, 11:55:30 PM
Just watched that like 30 minutes ago. Really well done and made me tear up a bit. His voice and mannerisms are still a warm blanket for me.

That being said, I really don't want us to go soft and lose this game respectfully.
Title: Re: Provo pak, Think we take the grass lot to them
Post by: bshea85 on September 19, 2024, 07:04:43 AM
Sadly, I won’t make this game, but I will try and soak up as much as I can from my TV at home.