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General Discussion => The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit => Topic started by: Pete on July 01, 2023, 12:47:51 PM

Title: Heat Wave Truth: God Punishing the Confederacy?
Post by: Pete on July 01, 2023, 12:47:51 PM
 If you analyze the heat wave patterns (As I and many of my colleagues have) you’ll see that the entire Confederacy is being scalded by the fires of hell (metaphorically?). 

The og part of the good book tells us that God made the heavens and the earth,  and that God punishes. Ipso-facto the Confederacy is being punished by god. go cats 
Title: Re: Heat Wave Truth: God Punishing the Confederacy?
Post by: Dugout DickStone on July 01, 2023, 01:20:15 PM
he is a great and vengeful god pete.  you have accurately described it
Title: Heat Wave Truth: God Punishing the Confederacy?
Post by: sonofdaxjones on July 01, 2023, 09:48:13 PM
Is having hot weather in July a new thing?

I won’t post a picture of my car outside temp like derps do, but my car said 100 in the OP a day or two ago. Is OP being punished as well.

I see 97 for 7/4 forecast
Title: Re: Heat Wave Truth: God Punishing the Confederacy?
Post by: BIG APPLE CAT on July 02, 2023, 10:17:44 AM
After giving careful consideration to Pete’s point and Dax’s counterpoint, I think Pete makes the more compelling argument.
Title: Re: Heat Wave Truth: God Punishing the Confederacy?
Post by: sonofdaxjones on July 02, 2023, 01:11:42 PM
After giving careful consideration to Pete’s point and Dax’s counterpoint, I think Pete makes the more compelling argument.
Derp gonna derp