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Title: JAMIE DIMON RUN FOR PRESIDENT NOW
Post by: steve dave on May 31, 2023, 08:07:30 PM
https://twitter.com/marketwatch/status/1664074843610832896?s=46&t=odWzhuZU7P443NcVwlC1iQ

Absolutely zero rough ridin' around or joking he’d be the absolute best candidate I could think of that could be elected. Let’s hire this mother rough rider folks.


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Title: Re: JAMIE DIMON RUN FOR PRESIDENT NOW
Post by: wetwillie on May 31, 2023, 08:14:57 PM
Too old
Title: Re: JAMIE DIMON RUN FOR PRESIDENT NOW
Post by: DaBigTrain on May 31, 2023, 08:17:24 PM
He’s had some pretty uneducated takes on Bitcoin so idk
Title: Re: JAMIE DIMON RUN FOR PRESIDENT NOW
Post by: sys on May 31, 2023, 08:30:36 PM
Absolutely zero rough ridin' around or joking he’d be the absolute best candidate I could think of that could be elected.

i mean, i'd happily vote for him, but he can't be elected.
Title: Re: JAMIE DIMON RUN FOR PRESIDENT NOW
Post by: sonofdaxjones on June 01, 2023, 06:48:55 AM
He just didn’t know. 

https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2023/06/01/business/jpmorgan-ceo-epstein-denial-hnk-intl/index.html


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Title: Re: JAMIE DIMON RUN FOR PRESIDENT NOW
Post by: steve dave on June 01, 2023, 02:42:52 PM
https://twitter.com/marketwatch/status/1664074843610832896?s=46&t=odWzhuZU7P443NcVwlC1iQ

Absolutely zero rough ridin' around or joking he’d be the absolute best candidate I could think of that could be elected. Let’s hire this mother rough rider folks.


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lmao

https://twitter.com/wallstreetkarl/status/1664356539313049601
Title: Re: JAMIE DIMON RUN FOR PRESIDENT NOW
Post by: steve dave on June 05, 2023, 09:50:32 AM
Jamie Dimon rushing in to fill the massive hole in my heart left by the Sasse exit

https://twitter.com/YahooFinance/status/1665731831390687232
Title: Re: JAMIE DIMON RUN FOR PRESIDENT NOW
Post by: wetwillie on June 05, 2023, 11:18:33 AM
What is so great about this guy
Title: Re: JAMIE DIMON RUN FOR PRESIDENT NOW
Post by: MakeItRain on June 05, 2023, 11:31:16 AM
Depending on the circumstance, I could vote for a Republican in '24 over the Green Party candidate. They would have to be center left with social policy. However, it is obvious to everyone that a republican who even has socially ambivalent policies doesn't have a shot at being the nominee so I guess I won't be voting for a pub in 2024.
Title: Re: JAMIE DIMON RUN FOR PRESIDENT NOW
Post by: sys on June 05, 2023, 11:36:17 AM
i don't understand this thread.
Title: Re: JAMIE DIMON RUN FOR PRESIDENT NOW
Post by: Dugout DickStone on June 05, 2023, 12:10:50 PM
What is so great about this guy

He’s the non idiot centrist we may crave.
Title: Re: JAMIE DIMON RUN FOR PRESIDENT NOW
Post by: steve dave on June 05, 2023, 12:11:34 PM
What is so great about this guy
Well, for starters, his name could not whip more ass


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Title: Re: JAMIE DIMON RUN FOR PRESIDENT NOW
Post by: wetwillie on June 05, 2023, 12:47:35 PM
Hopefully he can sell himself better than you can
Title: Re: JAMIE DIMON RUN FOR PRESIDENT NOW
Post by: BIG APPLE CAT on June 05, 2023, 01:09:12 PM
imho, the CEO of one of the largest banks in the world is definitely the kind of person who understands and cares about the John Q Public everyman.
Title: Re: JAMIE DIMON RUN FOR PRESIDENT NOW
Post by: MakeItRain on June 05, 2023, 01:26:16 PM
imho, the CEO of one of the largest banks in the world is definitely the kind of person who understands and cares about the John Q Public everyman.

LOL, that ship has sailed, in presidential elections. Jimmy Carter was the last one of those and he was roundly mocked and very unpopular.
Title: Re: JAMIE DIMON RUN FOR PRESIDENT NOW
Post by: Pete on June 05, 2023, 01:29:58 PM
imho, the CEO of one of the largest banks in the world is definitely the kind of person who understands and cares about the John Q Public everyman.

LOL, that ship has sailed, in presidential elections. Jimmy Carter was the last one of those and he was roundly mocked and very unpopular.
Well, he did personally shoot down a chopper full of US soldiers, make us run out of gas, and create inflation. Single handedly. All this do-gooder stuff he does 24/7/365 since he left office is probably just him trying not to go to hell for the horrible things he single handedly caused during his time in office.
Title: Re: JAMIE DIMON RUN FOR PRESIDENT NOW
Post by: wetwillie on June 05, 2023, 01:34:38 PM
imho, the CEO of one of the largest banks in the world is definitely the kind of person who understands and cares about the John Q Public everyman.

LOL, that ship has sailed, in presidential elections. Jimmy Carter was the last one of those and he was roundly mocked and very unpopular.

Might have been a community organizer elected after him
Title: Re: JAMIE DIMON RUN FOR PRESIDENT NOW
Post by: steve dave on June 05, 2023, 01:35:30 PM
Jamie Dimon: never shot down his own helicopter probably


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Title: Re: JAMIE DIMON RUN FOR PRESIDENT NOW
Post by: MakeItRain on June 06, 2023, 12:21:25 PM
imho, the CEO of one of the largest banks in the world is definitely the kind of person who understands and cares about the John Q Public everyman.

LOL, that ship has sailed, in presidential elections. Jimmy Carter was the last one of those and he was roundly mocked and very unpopular.

Might have been a community organizer elected after him

Are you talking about Obama?  :ROFL: bro was the most groomed globalist president of all time. My man got a publishing deal as a senator that was used to launch a presidential campaign. Since he entered Harvard literally everything he did was all about ending up in Washington.
Title: Re: JAMIE DIMON RUN FOR PRESIDENT NOW
Post by: MakeItRain on June 06, 2023, 12:24:00 PM
imho, the CEO of one of the largest banks in the world is definitely the kind of person who understands and cares about the John Q Public everyman.

LOL, that ship has sailed, in presidential elections. Jimmy Carter was the last one of those and he was roundly mocked and very unpopular.
Well, he did personally shoot down a chopper full of US soldiers, make us run out of gas, and create inflation. Single handedly. All this do-gooder stuff he does 24/7/365 since he left office is probably just him trying not to go to hell for the horrible things he single handedly caused during his time in office.

Yeah, he was a terrible president
Title: Re: JAMIE DIMON RUN FOR PRESIDENT NOW
Post by: BIG APPLE CAT on June 06, 2023, 12:36:52 PM
dude took some frightening high exposure to radiation to save canada from a nuclear meltdown and all you guys can do is be haters. sad, really.
Title: Re: JAMIE DIMON RUN FOR PRESIDENT NOW
Post by: steve dave on June 06, 2023, 12:42:26 PM
He’s running

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Title: Re: JAMIE DIMON RUN FOR PRESIDENT NOW
Post by: DaBigTrain on June 06, 2023, 01:04:50 PM
He’s running

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I love that the bitcoin ticker is up while he's on there.
Title: Re: JAMIE DIMON RUN FOR PRESIDENT NOW
Post by: wetwillie on June 06, 2023, 01:07:23 PM
imho, the CEO of one of the largest banks in the world is definitely the kind of person who understands and cares about the John Q Public everyman.

LOL, that ship has sailed, in presidential elections. Jimmy Carter was the last one of those and he was roundly mocked and very unpopular.

Might have been a community organizer elected after him

Are you talking about Obama?  :ROFL: bro was the most groomed globalist president of all time. My man got a publishing deal as a senator that was used to launch a presidential campaign. Since he entered Harvard literally everything he did was all about ending up in Washington.

The fastest way to the white house is definitely being a civil rights attorney and law professor.
Title: Re: JAMIE DIMON RUN FOR PRESIDENT NOW
Post by: CNS on June 06, 2023, 02:28:55 PM
Can you imagine being as smart as a guy as Dimon seems to be and to work with the current crop of politicians?  It would be like being suddenly dropped into a max cringe mockumentary but not funny or fun at all.
Title: Re: JAMIE DIMON RUN FOR PRESIDENT NOW
Post by: steve dave on June 06, 2023, 02:52:01 PM
Imagine a Dimon/Mayor Pete ticket

:sdeek:


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Title: Re: JAMIE DIMON RUN FOR PRESIDENT NOW
Post by: wetwillie on June 06, 2023, 03:07:30 PM
Imagine a Dimon/Mayor Pete ticket

:sdeek:


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You now have my full undivided attention!
Title: Re: JAMIE DIMON RUN FOR PRESIDENT NOW
Post by: sys on June 06, 2023, 05:38:16 PM
as i said, i don't understand this thread.  but anyways.

https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1666129931212926986
Title: Re: JAMIE DIMON RUN FOR PRESIDENT NOW
Post by: catastrophe on June 06, 2023, 07:23:03 PM
Didn’t Biden say the same thing about being Obama’s VP like a million times?
Title: Re: JAMIE DIMON RUN FOR PRESIDENT NOW
Post by: steve dave on June 07, 2023, 08:00:17 AM
FOLKS

https://twitter.com/kaileyleinz/status/1666124286451499009
Title: Re: JAMIE DIMON RUN FOR PRESIDENT NOW
Post by: sonofdaxjones on June 07, 2023, 09:01:14 AM
Mayor Pete is perfect.  Dems aka #blueanon loves utter incompetence in the VPOTUS position (they also love seeing their party joined at the hip with MegaBanks . . . the same movement that at one time birthed the 1% meltdown)

I just hope if this happens the SS (Secret Service) drops Pete off at the WH front gate everyday so he can virtue signal his bike into work.





Title: Re: JAMIE DIMON RUN FOR PRESIDENT NOW
Post by: wetwillie on June 07, 2023, 10:21:56 AM
Mayor Pete is perfect. 

Agreed. Common ground confirmed.
Title: Re: JAMIE DIMON RUN FOR PRESIDENT NOW
Post by: sonofdaxjones on June 07, 2023, 10:38:49 AM
The 8 Suburbans pulling up to the WH gate, Pete getting on his little bike and putting on his helmet.  The Secret Service holding back Dimon's 4 PitBulls.

Just the kind of virtue signaling that puts the simp brained #blueanoner into a state of total ecstasy
Title: Re: JAMIE DIMON RUN FOR PRESIDENT NOW
Post by: sonofdaxjones on June 12, 2023, 09:44:08 AM
https://www.nytimes.com/2023/06/12/business/jpmorgan-settlement-jeffrey-epstein-victims.html?smid=tw-share
Title: Re: JAMIE DIMON RUN FOR PRESIDENT NOW
Post by: LickNeckey on June 12, 2023, 09:57:17 AM
Mayor Pete is perfect. 

Agreed. Common ground confirmed.

 :cheers:
Title: Re: JAMIE DIMON RUN FOR PRESIDENT NOW
Post by: Katpappy on June 12, 2023, 10:20:25 AM
Jamie Dimon rushing in to fill the massive hole in my heart left by the Sasse exit

https://twitter.com/YahooFinance/status/1665731831390687232

JFC, my ear drums are ringing and my stomach is churning from listening to these verbal farts.
Title: Re: JAMIE DIMON RUN FOR PRESIDENT NOW
Post by: Katpappy on June 12, 2023, 10:28:45 AM
imho, the CEO of one of the largest banks in the world is definitely the kind of person who understands and cares about the John Q Public everyman.

That's the best LOL in this thread, BAC!  You know these assholes own Merrill Lynch; the biggest crooks of the century.   :lol:
Title: Re: JAMIE DIMON RUN FOR PRESIDENT NOW
Post by: Katpappy on June 12, 2023, 10:44:02 AM
imho, the CEO of one of the largest banks in the world is definitely the kind of person who understands and cares about the John Q Public everyman.

LOL, that ship has sailed, in presidential elections. Jimmy Carter was the last one of those and he was roundly mocked and very unpopular.

Well, he did personally shoot down a chopper full of US soldiers, make us run out of gas, and create inflation. Single handedly. All this do-gooder stuff he does 24/7/365 since he left office is probably just him trying not to go to hell for the horrible things he single handedly caused during his time in office.

Did you learn history the same way your generation learned math?  It was 1973 when the fake gas shortage started; any guesses about who was president during that time?  Also, crap loads of military were shot down during this same president(Nixon) was in office.  Inflation started after your hero Reagen got elected.  Gas went above $2.00 over the 60 cent range during Carter's time in office,  I just write it down to stupid pubs blaming all there faults on dems.
Title: Re: JAMIE DIMON RUN FOR PRESIDENT NOW
Post by: sonofdaxjones on June 12, 2023, 04:19:40 PM
Lick just  :love: :love: :love: virtue signaling politicians.

Title: Re: JAMIE DIMON RUN FOR PRESIDENT NOW
Post by: sys on June 13, 2023, 11:56:57 PM
i'd like to have to it entered on record that this thread is incredibly stupid, but just as fan service, i'm submitting this.

https://twitter.com/BenjySarlin/status/1668824865984454662
Title: Re: JAMIE DIMON RUN FOR PRESIDENT NOW
Post by: sonofdaxjones on June 22, 2023, 05:39:17 PM
Probably one of the biggest POTUS candidate resume builders ever . . . no BleachBit licenses or Ball Peen hammers were harmed during this exercise

https://twitter.com/WallStreetSilv/status/1671927820484747264?s=20
Title: Re: JAMIE DIMON RUN FOR PRESIDENT NOW
Post by: wetwillie on June 22, 2023, 05:44:54 PM
$10 per email
Title: Re: JAMIE DIMON RUN FOR PRESIDENT NOW
Post by: sonofdaxjones on July 16, 2023, 04:33:10 PM
He just didn't know.   :dunno:

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2023-07-14/jpmorgan-should-pay-190-million-over-epstein-ties-usvi-says?sref=6uww027M#xj4y7vzkg
Title: Re: JAMIE DIMON RUN FOR PRESIDENT NOW
Post by: sonofdaxjones on September 02, 2023, 07:19:59 AM
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2023-09-01/jpmorgan-found-1-billion-in-suspicious-epstein-activity-usvi?sref=6uww027M#xj4y7vzkg
Title: Re: JAMIE DIMON RUN FOR PRESIDENT NOW
Post by: sonofdaxjones on September 19, 2023, 09:20:21 PM
A bit dated

A great plan, and it will only be made better if millions of trees are cut down in the process.


https://x.com/FoxNews/status/1644170652927029248?s=20
Title: Re: JAMIE DIMON RUN FOR PRESIDENT NOW
Post by: CHONGS on January 17, 2024, 08:12:27 PM
Hmmmm
Title: Re: JAMIE DIMON RUN FOR PRESIDENT NOW
Post by: steve dave on January 17, 2024, 08:37:10 PM
RUN NOW BITCH!


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Title: Re: JAMIE DIMON RUN FOR PRESIDENT NOW
Post by: michigancat on January 18, 2024, 05:24:07 AM
Dude took a bus tour and became a man of the people. And told us all about it at Davos.
Title: Re: JAMIE DIMON RUN FOR PRESIDENT NOW
Post by: sonofdaxjones on January 18, 2024, 06:18:18 AM
https://twitter.com/geiger_capital/status/1747608562883289371?s=46&t=-jwPwnR3rKHM9sk9hA7h8g

That’s not gonna make Dimon’s bro Barry happy


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Title: Re: JAMIE DIMON RUN FOR PRESIDENT NOW
Post by: sonofdaxjones on September 24, 2024, 02:00:30 PM
https://twitter.com/kanekoathegreat/status/1838637064537145788?s=46&t=-jwPwnR3rKHM9sk9hA7h8g


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Title: Re: JAMIE DIMON RUN FOR PRESIDENT NOW
Post by: wetwillie on September 24, 2024, 06:18:52 PM
Controlling the Borders is the Cover 2 defense of national security.
Title: Re: JAMIE DIMON RUN FOR PRESIDENT NOW
Post by: sonofdaxjones on September 24, 2024, 06:50:14 PM
#blueanon political and bureaucratic apparatchiks clearly have no interest in controlling the borders.



Title: Re: JAMIE DIMON RUN FOR PRESIDENT NOW
Post by: sonofdaxjones on October 02, 2024, 08:52:39 AM
Just a bump to remind everyone that one of #blueanongE's preferred future presidential candidates thinks our current immigration policies are insane.

Title: Re: JAMIE DIMON RUN FOR PRESIDENT NOW
Post by: Stupid Fitz on October 02, 2024, 09:02:45 AM
Just a bump to remind everyone that one of #blueanongE's preferred future presidential candidates thinks our current immigration policies are insane.

Did he have an opinion on the border bill that was ready to go until Trump told them to not vote on it?
Title: Re: JAMIE DIMON RUN FOR PRESIDENT NOW
Post by: sonofdaxjones on October 02, 2024, 09:06:46 AM

Please post a link to the border bill, so we can dissect it, and are you willing to discuss the fact that Dems purposely pushed the bill in the Senate so they could blame Republicans.



Title: Re: JAMIE DIMON RUN FOR PRESIDENT NOW
Post by: Stupid Fitz on October 02, 2024, 09:09:39 AM


Please post a link to the border bill, so we can dissect it.

Ah, so the house didn't do any sort of governing per usual. Gotcha, thanks
Title: Re: JAMIE DIMON RUN FOR PRESIDENT NOW
Post by: sonofdaxjones on October 02, 2024, 09:10:43 AM
That's not posting a link to the bill, and as expected, you're not willing to engage on the "put the Republicans on record" portion

Stupid Fitz - being more stupid than usual.

Any thoughts on Jamie Dimon calling the last (nearly) 4 years of Harris-Biden immigration policy insane?



Title: Re: JAMIE DIMON RUN FOR PRESIDENT NOW
Post by: Stupid Fitz on October 02, 2024, 09:14:46 AM
That's not posting a link to the bill, and as expected, you're not willing to engage on the "put the Republicans on record" portion

Stupid Fitz - being more stupid than usual.

Ok, I must have been misinformed and there apparently was no bill. Thanks for correcting me. :cheers:

Whose job is it to come up with bills to debate and pass? Since the border is a disaster and our immigration policies are really bad, wouldn't the house put forth and debate a bill to solve said problems? I'm not an expert in governing like you, so maybe i'm wrong? :dunno:
Title: Re: JAMIE DIMON RUN FOR PRESIDENT NOW
Post by: sonofdaxjones on October 02, 2024, 09:19:36 AM
So the border was/is a disaster? After 3.5 years of trying to tell everyone there was no disaster on the border. I admit, you guys are the greatest gaslighters in history.

I never said there was no bill, I asked you to post a link to the bill.

Components of the bill were ridiculous and everyone with a clue knows that there was no way that Harris-Biden were going to worry one wit about surpassing any thresholds on crossings, nothing was going to change.

(second request) . . . any thoughts on Jamie Dimon calling Harrs-Biden (nearly) 4 years of immigration policy insane?





Title: Re: JAMIE DIMON RUN FOR PRESIDENT NOW
Post by: Stupid Fitz on October 02, 2024, 09:34:07 AM
So the border was/is a disaster? After 3.5 years of trying to tell everyone there was no disaster on the border. I admit, you guys are the greatest gaslighters in history.

I never said there was no bill, I asked you to post a link to the bill.

Components of the bill were ridiculous and everyone with a clue knows that there was no way that Harris-Biden were going to worry one wit about surpassing any thresholds on crossings, nothing was going to change.

(second request) . . . any thoughts on Jamie Dimon calling Harrs-Biden (nearly) 4 years of immigration policy insane?

I'm still confused on how government works apparently. I always thought everything started with the house. From what I understand, Rs are the most vocal people currently talking about a need to fix our current immigration policies. I'm somewhere in the middle and I agree with that. It's also my understanding that bills to "fix" such things get started with the house of representatives. I'm also of the understanding that there are more Rs than Ds in the house. I'm having a hard time understanding why the Rs wouldn't be putting together a super awesome bill that would solve all of our immigration problems together so it could be debated and sent to the senate?

You are way more knowledgeable than me on this stuff, so I must just be completely wrong on all of the above. :dunno:
Title: Re: JAMIE DIMON RUN FOR PRESIDENT NOW
Post by: sonofdaxjones on October 02, 2024, 10:33:26 AM
1. Still completely avoiding the Dimon comments - as expected

2. Thanks for the I'm just a bill on Capitol Hill walk through

That doesn't at all discuss the partisan politics behind pushing the vote, and the dynamics behind why Pubs (and some Dems) voted against it.

We're dealing with an administration that EO'd the crap out of the border on day one, then came back after gaslighting us on the crap show at the border and tried to claim their hands were tied.

Title: Re: JAMIE DIMON RUN FOR PRESIDENT NOW
Post by: Stupid Fitz on October 02, 2024, 10:44:28 AM
1. Still completely avoiding the Dimon comments - as expected

2. Thanks for the I'm just a bill on Capitol Hill walk through

That doesn't at all discuss the partisan politics behind pushing the vote, and the dynamics behind why Pubs (and some Dems) voted against it.

We're dealing with an administration that EO'd the crap out of the border on day one, then came back after gaslighting us on the crap show at the border and tried to claim their hands were tied.

You are right. I should have asked these questions in a different thread. I honestly don't give a crap what Jamie Dimon says about anything. Regardless, would you like to bet all of our goEMAW points that a border bill will immediately get pushed after the election? I guess this is my point and why I don't follow and hate politics. The fuckheads in the house keep bitching about a thing when it's literally their job to come up with solutions to fix said thing. Yet, they won't do it because their master said not to and/or they don't want a solution while the other party has the white house. I think all of that is rough ridin' bullshit and if something really was a disaster, they should try and fix it. But i'm just a dumb dumb on a bbs. 

Anywho, back to the coal mine. Have a good one Dax. Yes, this is me "tapping out". You win. 'grats
Title: Re: JAMIE DIMON RUN FOR PRESIDENT NOW
Post by: sonofdaxjones on October 02, 2024, 01:24:52 PM
I appreciate the fact that Dems keep bitching about Pubs in Congress while completely avoiding and/or defending an administration who believed they had the executive power to act on the border right out of the gate . . . and then 3 years later the same administration tried to claim their hands were tied and they just couldn't do anything about the border crisis (that for 3 years prior, per them, wasn't a crisis)  :thumbsup:

Title: Re: JAMIE DIMON RUN FOR PRESIDENT NOW
Post by: Tobias on November 14, 2024, 01:05:05 PM
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Title: Re: JAMIE DIMON RUN FOR PRESIDENT NOW
Post by: steve dave on November 14, 2024, 01:25:10 PM
mother rough rider


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Title: Re: JAMIE DIMON RUN FOR PRESIDENT NOW
Post by: Stupid Fitz on November 14, 2024, 02:05:20 PM
mother rough rider


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I wonder what kind of job/position Dimon declined to prompt this post.
Title: Re: JAMIE DIMON RUN FOR PRESIDENT NOW
Post by: Pete on November 14, 2024, 02:08:54 PM
Trump: Jamie, will you swear to put me ahead of god, country, and yourself
Title: Re: JAMIE DIMON RUN FOR PRESIDENT NOW
Post by: OB_Won on November 14, 2024, 02:48:27 PM
mother rough rider


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I wonder what kind of job/position Dimon declined to prompt this post.
My thoughts exactly :-)
Title: Re: JAMIE DIMON RUN FOR PRESIDENT NOW
Post by: steve dave on February 13, 2025, 09:09:34 PM
https://x.com/zigmanfreud/status/1890202488596492620?s=46


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Title: Re: JAMIE DIMON RUN FOR PRESIDENT NOW
Post by: BIG APPLE CAT on February 13, 2025, 09:45:14 PM
I enjoyed his hot take about rising prices: get over it.

I mean that takes a considerable amount of courage knowing you could get luigi’d
Title: Re: JAMIE DIMON RUN FOR PRESIDENT NOW
Post by: steve dave on February 13, 2025, 09:49:36 PM
I enjoyed his hot take about rising prices: get over it.

I mean that takes a considerable amount of courage knowing you could get luigi’d

who's going to off Jamie? would be some junior analyst I guess. he and his company aren't hurting anyone (other than their own employees but that's kind of the entire point of working there, you know what you're signing up for)
Title: Re: JAMIE DIMON RUN FOR PRESIDENT NOW
Post by: steve dave on February 13, 2025, 09:51:36 PM
Jim Cramer didn't work at JP but worked at Goldman coming up and one thing that lovable rough ridin' dumbshit who sucks at investing advice but who I love like an uncle always says (about twice a week) is that he used to tell the Jr. Analysts that if they didn't feel like coming in on Saturday don't even waste your time coming in on Sunday.
Title: Re: JAMIE DIMON RUN FOR PRESIDENT NOW
Post by: BIG APPLE CAT on February 13, 2025, 10:02:56 PM
Jim Cramer did single handedly get The Wendy’s Baconator hamburger sandwich back into my consciousness
Title: Re: JAMIE DIMON RUN FOR PRESIDENT NOW
Post by: steve dave on February 13, 2025, 10:04:12 PM
Jim Cramer did single handedly get The Wendy’s Baconator hamburger sandwich back into my consciousness

he's a big costco guy and puts various items back on my costco shopping list a lot.
Title: Re: JAMIE DIMON RUN FOR PRESIDENT NOW
Post by: michigancat on February 14, 2025, 05:39:50 AM
https://x.com/zigmanfreud/status/1890202488596492620?s=46


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He should be efficient enough to not need to call people on Fridays. Waste of time. Get better, Jamie!
Title: Re: JAMIE DIMON RUN FOR PRESIDENT NOW
Post by: michigancat on February 14, 2025, 05:42:27 AM
Look if you can get 90 people to do the work of 100 you should be able to get your team of 100 to do 5 days of work in 4. At least you could if YOU WEREN'T DOING IT IN YOUR SLEEP.
Title: Re: JAMIE DIMON RUN FOR PRESIDENT NOW
Post by: Pete on February 14, 2025, 06:31:38 AM
I agree with SD on this stuff, but I am definitely sympathetic to Michigancats’s points. The value proposition of busting your ass is different now than it was for boomers and to a lesser extent gen X.

Used to be that in most careers at most companies that in about 10,000 hours of work time, or less, you’d be an “expert” and have a house and a nice car and enough cash for a comfortable family life.  AND, you might have a pension or shot at earning some equity in the firm in some way.  Put another way, it was clear that you’d be rewarded if you worked hard.

Those sorts of careers and employers are really hard to come by now. Better to go the high tech startup route…move to one of the tech areas, get super balls deep in as technical of an area as you can, and bounce from firm to firm looking to learn as much as you can as fast as possible and maybe luck into an IPO or hyper growth phase  or something.
Title: Re: JAMIE DIMON RUN FOR PRESIDENT NOW
Post by: michigancat on February 14, 2025, 06:57:14 AM
I agree with SD on this stuff, but I am definitely sympathetic to Michigancats’s points. The value proposition of busting your ass is different now than it was for boomers and to a lesser extent gen X.

Used to be that in most careers at most companies that in about 10,000 hours of work time, or less, you’d be an “expert” and have a house and a nice car and enough cash for a comfortable family life.  AND, you might have a pension or shot at earning some equity in the firm in some way.  Put another way, it was clear that you’d be rewarded if you worked hard.

Those sorts of careers and employers are really hard to come by now. Better to go the high tech startup route…move to one of the tech areas, get super balls deep in as technical of an area as you can, and bounce from firm to firm looking to learn as much as you can as fast as possible and maybe luck into an IPO or hyper growth phase  or something.

To be fair I'm goofing, I both agree and disagree with a lot of what Dimon said. For example, I truly agree remote work makes decision making slower and more difficult. I'd bet sd actually favors wfh more than I do. (I'm more of a hybrid guy)

And honestly there's not many workplaces that consistently reward hard work (or at least the illusion of hard work) more than investment banking. I wish my kids went into finance (other than the fact that it's pretty toxic to women).
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Post by: chum1 on February 14, 2025, 07:58:49 AM
I didn't follow the part about how someone with their nose to the grindstone can have so much time for ranting and bellyaching. Maybe because I was listening while I was both on my phone and also on the clock.
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Post by: chum1 on February 14, 2025, 08:03:07 AM
Advancement in companies has very little to do with productivity. Things like enthusiasm and agreeability are far more important. I'm dubious that his company is much different than everyone else in that regard.
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Post by: Stupid Fitz on February 14, 2025, 08:18:59 AM
Advancement in companies has very little to do with productivity. Things like enthusiasm and agreeability are far more important. I'm dubious that his company is much different than everyone else in that regard.

agree with this. you obviously have to know what you are doing, but "self promotion", "being visible", etc. are way more important to climbing the ladder.
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Post by: Pete on February 14, 2025, 08:45:45 AM
Advancement in companies has very little to do with productivity. Things like enthusiasm and agreeability are far more important. I'm dubious that his company is much different than everyone else in that regard.

agree with this. you obviously have to know what you are doing, but "self promotion", "being visible", etc. are way more important to climbing the ladder.
I agree with both of you, but I think that mostly applies to corporate work… which is I suppose the majority of jobs these days.
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Post by: michigancat on February 14, 2025, 08:47:45 AM
Advancement in companies has very little to do with productivity. Things like enthusiasm and agreeability are far more important. I'm dubious that his company is much different than everyone else in that regard.

agree with this. you obviously have to know what you are doing, but "self promotion", "being visible", etc. are way more important to climbing the ladder.

I mean that's pretty much what Dimon was asking for. He wasn't asking for people to work harder, he was asking them to answer the phone, pay attention in meetings, be in the office, etc. Make it seem like you're working hard and engaged.
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Post by: michigancat on February 14, 2025, 08:49:23 AM
also I can't imagine working for Chase and not answering the phone when Jamie Dimon calls (even if I was on vacation!). LOL you know those folks just don't give a eff
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Post by: chum1 on February 14, 2025, 09:12:32 AM
Advancement in companies has very little to do with productivity. Things like enthusiasm and agreeability are far more important. I'm dubious that his company is much different than everyone else in that regard.

agree with this. you obviously have to know what you are doing, but "self promotion", "being visible", etc. are way more important to climbing the ladder.

I mean that's pretty much what Dimon was asking for. He wasn't asking for people to work harder, he was asking them to answer the phone, pay attention in meetings, be in the office, etc. Make it seem like you're working hard and engaged.

If he's asking for the appearance of work over actual work, I think we've found the flaw in his reasoning.
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Post by: steve dave on February 14, 2025, 09:26:00 AM
Advancement in companies has very little to do with productivity. Things like enthusiasm and agreeability are far more important. I'm dubious that his company is much different than everyone else in that regard.

agree with this. you obviously have to know what you are doing, but "self promotion", "being visible", etc. are way more important to climbing the ladder.

I mean that's pretty much what Dimon was asking for. He wasn't asking for people to work harder, he was asking them to answer the phone, pay attention in meetings, be in the office, etc. Make it seem like you're working hard and engaged.

If he's asking for the appearance of work over actual work, I think we've found the flaw in his reasoning.

that's exactly not what he's asking for. you should listen to him again while working but pay more attention to him than the working. just appear to work but focus on Jamie.
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Post by: chum1 on February 14, 2025, 09:53:06 AM
In all seriousness, the rationale he's giving is rambling and imprecise. Like, without question it is. And if this is how he typically is in meetings, I can see why people would be multitasking.
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Post by: wetwillie on February 14, 2025, 10:03:15 AM
He is trying to do to remote work what he did to Adam Nuemann but I don't think the results will be the same
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Post by: sonofdaxjones on February 14, 2025, 10:52:20 AM
 WFH is a killer of decision making synergy.

It takes forever anymore, and getting people to concentrate on something and make a decision is mind numbing these days.

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Post by: CNS on February 14, 2025, 01:46:23 PM
I agree that WFH is less efficient than working in an office will all of the ppl needed to inform any decision that needs to be made.  I disagree that WFH is less efficient for work in pretty much any way.  I guess, to me, the question is how much of the former do you need day to day?  If it's a lot, it seems like a no brainer to make those ppl come into an office. 

I think WFH is way more efficient in pretty much every other way, as long as your home set up doesn't also simultaneously put you squarely in some other roll(like childcare). 
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Post by: chum1 on February 14, 2025, 02:50:39 PM
Lol

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"Don't waste time on it. I don't care how many people sign that f---ing petition," Dimon said when asked about the in-person work policy during a town hall meeting Wednesday, according to a recording reviewed by Reuters.

Dimon was referring to a petition that had been circulating among a group of workers opposed to the company's latest policy, which was requiring hybrid workers to come back to the office full-time.
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Post by: steve dave on February 14, 2025, 03:08:07 PM
:love:


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Post by: BIG APPLE CAT on February 14, 2025, 07:44:59 PM
Probably just a coincidence, but as soon as a company’s stock price takes a dip, the C-suite blames it on the inefficiencies of working from home. Despite pretty much every available metric showing that it's a win/win across the board bc employees are more productive, happier, and the overhead costs for the company are quite a bit lower as compared to having everyone working in the office.

Probably also a coincidence that when companies decide they need to do a reduction in staff, they know that some % of their workforce is going to quit as a result of being forced to come back to being in the office every day so like, hey cool we just quietly fired a bunch of ppl without looking like total knobs and we also don't have to give them any kind of severance like you would with a layoff.

Like I said, coincidences.
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Post by: sonofdaxjones on February 14, 2025, 10:04:19 PM
Oh man, the best thing about the above post is that BAC is convinced he/she is in to something


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Post by: steve dave on February 14, 2025, 10:37:58 PM
We do this. We also do a lot of “re-orgs” and cut fat instead of firing people. Firing people is hard irl. I’ve WFH since 2018 and most of my employees have as well but I’ve carefully cultivated them to know I have dependable WFH people. One of my employees is old AF and just went on a European River cruise with his wife and I told him to shut it down but NOPE emails in the middle of the night and attending meetings he didn’t need to be at. Get you some of those is my advice.


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Post by: steve dave on February 14, 2025, 10:39:17 PM
I could text him right now and have some stupid spreadsheet with dollars in it in 15 minutes if I wanted it.


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Post by: steve dave on February 14, 2025, 10:42:46 PM
I also have a girl that’s on the spectrum and is so diabolically anal about everything anyone ever does being perfect because of course her work is perfect. It sucks because she can’t deal with people but I love it. And I’ve gotten her personal coaching about it and she’s told me that when someone does something stupid she asks herself “what would a normal person say here?” and it’s helped her a ton. She’s brilliant and we’ve learned how to succeed with it. She’s also a WFH star.


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Title: JAMIE DIMON RUN FOR PRESIDENT NOW
Post by: steve dave on February 14, 2025, 10:45:55 PM
My “succession plan” is a kid 10 years younger than me that is just me if I looked in a mirror 10 years ago. Kind of lazy because he’s smart AF and can work a room and he’s everyone’s best friend in 5 minutes. I let him eff off constantly and do whatever he needs to do but he delivers when called on. Looks great in a suit. WFH star if you don’t babysit your employees.


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Title: JAMIE DIMON RUN FOR PRESIDENT NOW
Post by: steve dave on February 14, 2025, 10:50:13 PM
I have a few more but moral of the story is WFH is absolutely great for a certain segment of the population imo but it takes special people to perform at max in that environment. The people I just described would do equally in the office. Most people have a fall off imo. I am blessed to get to pick my team but most others in my org can’t and I hear horror stories about babysitting time and production.


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Post by: sonofdaxjones on February 14, 2025, 10:52:04 PM
Oh man - alert the Barney Fife far remote Omaha white flight suburb cops!


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Title: Re: JAMIE DIMON RUN FOR PRESIDENT NOW
Post by: steve dave on February 14, 2025, 10:54:05 PM
Oh man - alert the Barney Fife far remote Omaha white flight suburb cops!


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Dax, irl wut?


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Post by: sonofdaxjones on February 14, 2025, 10:58:34 PM
You don’t even realize the tear that you’re on. 

SMDH


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Title: Re: JAMIE DIMON RUN FOR PRESIDENT NOW
Post by: BIG APPLE CAT on February 15, 2025, 03:52:02 AM
I think it's probably accurate to say "if you think you have a WFH problem, then probably more accurate to say you have a management problem"

It sounds like SD is an effective manager who has taken the correct tact for managing his people and therefore having ppl working remotely is not a problem. Probably fair to say in the case of the girl on the spectrum that she is probably a lot more productive working remotely

And dax to your point about decision making grinding to a halt...I guess I wouldn't know bc my day to day job responsibilities do not include making a lot of high level decisions, what % of your company does that? If you have that many people needing consensus to make a decision then, I dunno? Sounds like too many chiefs not enough Indians?

Or is it your assertion that since there are a small group of ppl who work better when they meet in person, that the entire company should have to do that? Bc that sounds incredibly dumb (in which case I can see why you think it's such a good idea!)

I might venture way out on a limb here and offer the theory that you could possibly be a stubborn old crank? A crank who is dead set in his ways, perchance? (None of the stuff you post makes me think that, I'm just going out on a limb.)
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Post by: sonofdaxjones on February 24, 2025, 02:39:00 PM
https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/companies/jamie-dimon-calls-u-s-government-inefficient-and-says-elon-musk-s-doge-effort-needs-to-be-done/ar-AA1zHCww?ocid=socialshare&cvid=409644869b2c4b2a8d72520310889bfe&ei=7

“I’m hoping it’s quite successful,”
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Post by: sonofdaxjones on May 31, 2025, 08:16:58 AM
https://twitter.com/geiger_capital/status/1928494761175855342?s=46&t=-jwPwnR3rKHM9sk9hA7h8g


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Post by: sonofdaxjones on June 11, 2025, 03:58:30 PM
Needs to be cross posted in the mainstream economics aka where #blueanongE is on permanent DerpCon One Status:

The impacts of the pandemic-era government spending and monetary policy that helped support the U.S. economy have faded, and that makes the country vulnerable to a downturn in the coming months, according to JPMorgan Chase CEO Jamie Dimon.


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Post by: Pete on June 12, 2025, 08:42:09 AM
I work from home just fine. However, I also admit that 25 year old me wouldn’t have learned a fraction as much working at home as I did working long hours traveling with my colleagues and being immersed in the culture and grind….it was DEFINITELY like an apprenticeship. I had a lot to learn about the real world.


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Post by: BIG APPLE CAT on June 12, 2025, 08:59:21 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/mHtlBpQ.png)
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Post by: Stupid Fitz on June 12, 2025, 09:19:54 AM
I work from home just fine. However, I also admit that 25 year old me wouldn’t have learned a fraction as much working at home as I did working long hours traveling with my colleagues and being immersed in the culture and grind….it was DEFINITELY like an apprenticeship. I had a lot to learn about the real world.


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yeah this is the normal and not boot licking weirdo response about WFH.
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Post by: wetwillie on June 12, 2025, 10:06:00 AM
Jamie Dimon is just a $!#*
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Post by: sonofdaxjones on June 12, 2025, 10:15:46 AM
Dimon outlines again how the US government cannot continue to float the US economy . . .

#blueanongE: Yeah but that WFH stance

It's just so got damn onbrand with #blueanongE these days . . .  amazing.

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Post by: star seed 7 on June 12, 2025, 10:22:39 AM
You're a boomer, we get it.
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Post by: sonofdaxjones on June 12, 2025, 10:31:52 AM
I'm not a boomer and I WFH

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