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General Discussion => The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit => Topic started by: steve dave on March 17, 2021, 07:44:18 AM
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His dog sounds hilariously aggressive.
https://twitter.com/KateBennett_DC/status/1372164656433889281
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Thirsty SteveDave
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I'm sorry, I am not allowed to talk about how thirsty for human blood these beautiful animals are
https://twitter.com/jameshohmann/status/1382677412660543488
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I must have missed whatever happened, feels great to not care about this stuff anymore. Hopefully those two turn into heckin good boys.
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I must have missed whatever happened, feels great to not care about this stuff anymore. Hopefully those two turn into heckin good boys.
from what I understand the presidents dog has bitten like 400 people in the last 60 days.
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Also one pooped in like the oval office or something I don't remember where
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Also one pooped in like the oval office or something I don't remember where
you know where that dog pooped? wherever he wanted.
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Also one pooped in like the oval office or something I don't remember where
you know where that dog pooped? wherever he wanted.
Then he bit whoever attempted to clean it up.
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joes dog will be the cause of WW3
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if you're a boring ass president it would be a cool thing to have in your history page 150 years from now that you had a mean ass dog
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Joe "Mean Dog(s)" Biden
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rough ridin' white fang in the white house
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If President Biden can't even govern his dog properly how can he govern the country properly? :confused:
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How will he tame Putin and Xi if he can't tame Major?
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If President Biden can't even govern his dog properly how can he govern the country properly? :confused:
He basically called in the marines to do the job. That's pretty damn presidential
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bout time we had a dog that knew how to be a dog in the white house.
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bark softly and carry a big jaws filled full of fangs dripping blood
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I feel like amassing a corps of attack dogs might be step one in the How To Be A Dictator handbook.
:dunno:
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I think the dog is being trained to kill Tom Brady when the Bucs come to visit.
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What if the dog pack is actually being trained to be more insanely blood thirsty?
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had a nightmare last night President Biden's dog bit me
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had a nightmare last night President Biden's dog bit me
Your own fault for getting anywhere near it in your dream. The old saying goes: “You get anywhere close to Joe’s mean ass dogs you get the teeth. The dog teeth, still in the dog’s mouth, biting the crap out of you.”
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In my dream, Major Biden said "pleased to meet you, sir," and then he shook my hand with his mouth. My hand was bleeding everywhere after the handshake but it didn't hurt because it was just a dream, so I let Major lick the wound and then sat down for breakfast with the Bidens.
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had a nightmare last night President Biden's dog bit me
lucky
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That dog would have been put down if owned by anyone else by now, if you really want to talk about white privilege! But none of you are ready for that conversation yet!
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As a kid we had several hunting dogs who all bit me at least once and we never killed them dead. I was very privileged
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I had a Dalmatian in Colorado when I was like 9. We kept him on a chain in the backyard because we lived in town and it was required and stuff if you had a shitty fence. Our neighbors dog jumped over our shitty fence to growl at my dog and Arnold broke his chain to defend himself. He ended up biting him and the dog blead a bit and they pressed charges. We went to trial for it and won the case, because I played the most adorable sad kid alive of "Please don't put my dog down, he was just defending himself in our backyard" etc. It was an amazing role played, but that crap was serious.
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I had a Dalmatian in Colorado when I was like 9. We kept him on a chain in the backyard because we lived in town and it was required and stuff if you had a shitty fence. Our neighbors dog jumped over our shitty fence to growl at my dog and Arnold broke his chain to defend himself. He ended up biting him and the dog blead a bit and they pressed charges. We went to trial for it and won the case, because I played the most adorable sad kid alive of "Please don't put my dog down, he was just defending himself in our backyard" etc. It was an amazing role played, but that crap was serious.
What part of CO is Moronville in?
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I had a Dalmatian in Colorado when I was like 9. We kept him on a chain in the backyard because we lived in town and it was required and stuff if you had a shitty fence. Our neighbors dog jumped over our shitty fence to growl at my dog and Arnold broke his chain to defend himself. He ended up biting him and the dog blead a bit and they pressed charges. We went to trial for it and won the case, because I played the most adorable sad kid alive of "Please don't put my dog down, he was just defending himself in our backyard" etc. It was an amazing role played, but that crap was serious.
What part of CO is Moronville in?
Brush, CO, jerk!
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I am making fun of the municipality who would actually take a case of a dog in its own back yard that gets attacked by another dog to trial. That is one total idiot town run by massive dipcraps. You sure it wasn't Brush, AL?
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I am making fun of the municipality who would actually take a case of a dog in its own back yard that gets attacked by another dog to trial. That is one total idiot town run by massive dipcraps. You sure it wasn't Brush, AL?
:lol: I know, right?! My mom was the paralegal for the town of Ft. Morgan at the time and we had a good legal team. It was very idiotic, but it was our dumpy neighbors dog and they were walking him in the alley and let him go off leash. It was completely idiotic looking back now.
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A “legal team” in a dog bites dog case?
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A “legal team” in a dog bites dog case?
A couple of my moms friends that were lawyers? Is that put better?
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Even a total alabamian could win that case.
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Guys, let’s keep this thread on topic. Topic is: Joe’s mean ass dog(s).
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Unfortunately, I don't think we'll be treated to wall-to-wall media coverage on this issue, despite it being the biggest scandal plaguing the administration. MSM wins again.
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Unfortunately, I don't think we'll be treated to wall-to-wall media coverage on this issue, despite it being the biggest scandal plaguing the administration. MSM wins again.
Really? I already know way more about Major than any of Trumps dogs.
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Yes if anything I’d posit that the attacks are designed to cover up the “train wreck” infrastructure legislation. Uncle Joe is winning at 4D chess yet again.
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Major's twitter account is so unfunny
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The real question is: How long do we have until Joe declares Dog Force the newest branch of the military, gives them a dark budget of billions and then implements a total overthrow of the government with his militarized Dog Force? Who leads that pack? You got it....his name is Major.
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Bloodthirsty wardog MAJOR is just a preview of what socialism has in store for the formerly free citizens of the United States
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It's a legit possibility these dogs are being trained to take everyone's guns, and also force gay marriages
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I see a future where these dogs are stationed at every women's restroom to make sure that trans people can walk right in and pee standing up in a stall right next to where your daughter is taking a crap. And there's nothing you will be able to do about it because the dog will eat your face off and then feed your testicles to you if you even try.
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If Dog Force mangles enough hands, there won't be any need to take guns from anyone.
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Just talked to my doctor and have successfully given my vax to Major.
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I see a future where these dogs are stationed at every women's restroom to make sure that trans people can walk right in and pee standing up in a stall right next to where your daughter is taking a crap. And there's nothing you will be able to do about it because the dog will eat your face off and then feed your testicles to you if you even try.
border is patrolled by bite crazed canines who will lovingly escort the caravan to Minnesota and show them to their lake house, but bite the crap out of any law enforcement
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The paw patrol will show up at every bakery in America to make sure that all of the Christian bakers are making LGBTQ cakes.
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They will run through your house, find all of your Dr. Seuss books, and eat them. Then they will crap them out right on your couch, looking you right in the eye while they do it.
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They will maul all your Mr. Potatoheads and devour all your Land O' Lakes butter.
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Will eat your steak and make you drive a prius
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Can anyone confirm where Major was when Adam Rich died? I'm just sayin'
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I had a dog bite me once.. I bit that rough rider back on the ear. He didn't do it again
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I want Major to make a bangin' tik tok
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He should definitely get a mini series with internal monologue by Steven Seagal.
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What's the other dog's name? Dominion?
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He should definitely get a mini series with internal monologue by Steven Seagal.
Stonestreet
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All pet social media accounts are so unfunny
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Bloodthirsty wardog MAJOR is just a preview of what socialism has in store for the formerly free citizens of the United States
this is a good post
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How many 'pub ballots can a dog eat in one sitting?
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How many 'pub ballots can a dog eat in one sitting?
11,780
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A “legal team” in a dog bites dog case?
A couple of my moms friends that were lawyers? Is that put better?
I read somewhere that capitol rioter emeritus ashli babbitt has a "legal team" now...if she can have a legal team, so can a dalmatian.
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A “legal team” in a dog bites dog case?
A couple of my moms friends that were lawyers? Is that put better?
I read somewhere that capitol rioter emeritus ashli babbitt has a "legal team" now
lol, why?
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Had another nightmare about the dog lastnight and woke up this morning with bite marks on my arm? :Wha:
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Had another nightmare about the dog lastnight and woke up this morning with bite marks on my arm? :Wha:
bragging all day. just stop
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what's the Major body count from this weekend?
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impossible to say, b/c he digs a hole and buries the bodies just as fast. but he also buries a bunch of other stuff too. Who is going to check every one? sometimes its a dead body, other times...tv remote. good luck w/ all that.
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Major needs to flaunt that S. You are a biting machine with no mercy. Be proud
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A “legal team” in a dog bites dog case?
A couple of my moms friends that were lawyers? Is that put better?
I read somewhere that capitol rioter emeritus ashli babbitt has a "legal team" now
lol, why?
that's what i'm trying to figure out...not enough to google it really, but still....presumably some kind of crazy longshot wrongful death suit?
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More carnage on the way
https://twitter.com/crampell/status/1388133724680773635
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anything new on these blood thirsty beasts?
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Rumblings of possible fresh cat for dinner, and where to bury the leftovers? :dunno:
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crap, the less mean old dog is dead.
https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1406276906337505283
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That fricking cat is one mean SOB. At least one lived thru it. I'm waiting on the true news from Dax.
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Now that Major has received the Quickening from Champ, who does he go for next?
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Add +1 to the Killary death count
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Add +1 to the Killary death count
Is the cat a gift from Hillary? :horrorsurprise:
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:lol:
After seeing a report of a dog bite, an agent asked, "Was it Major?" The other agent responds, "Minor. Did break the skin." The first agent then explains he was referring to the dog. The second agent responds, "Dog: Major. Injury: Minor."
https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/1431451990140375042
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this dog loves biting dudes. it's what he craves.
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I bet the agents were being dicks
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They probably call him Minor when no one's around.
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They definitely called him "major dickhead"
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Which is greater:
Joe's willingness to creepily grope females?
Major's willingness to bite?
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That dog is probably a great character Judge.
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Which is greater:
Joe's willingness to creepily grope females?
Major's willingness to bite?
What a hilarious question!
olds
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SlowDug with his usual complete lack of originality.
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SlowDug with his usual complete lack of originality.
sLOw dUg iS So sLOw
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SlowDug with his usual complete lack of originality.
sLOw dUg iS So sLOw
100%.
Recognition of the problem is a solid baby step forward.
#twobigthumbsup
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America can’t adequately staff the secret service without magas?
https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/3790814-biden-doesnt-trust-some-secret-service-doesnt-believe-details-of-dog-biting-incident-report/
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This is rough ridin' ridiculous. This dude shouldn't have dogs. Is there another dog in the country that would be allowed 11 biting incidents?
https://twitter.com/thebias_news/status/1706760998940795217
Does Joe Biden have the capability to control anything at all in his life? He seems like he would be a really shitty neighbor.
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dang that dog is a biting machine. Send that rough rider to Ukraine and it's all over
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This is rough ridin' ridiculous. This dude shouldn't have dogs. Is there another dog in the country that would be allowed 11 biting incidents?
https://twitter.com/thebias_news/status/1706760998940795217
Does Joe Biden have the capability to control anything at all in his life? He seems like he would be a really shitty neighbor.
It is very funny to me.
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It's fairly obvious that Hunter trained Commander as a pup.
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Old CB just loping around eye-balling every secret service agent he sees knowing he has a License to Bite.
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these mean ass dogs are hungry for meat....HUMAN MEAT!
https://twitter.com/TMZ/status/1706994616640119205
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Probably learned behavior from Hillary Clinton eating babies
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I bet Commander is just sniffing out those in the secret service that were playing the J6 MAGA games.
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I was wondering why they brought that dog back just to bite more people. This explains it!
https://twitter.com/hannnahmmarie/status/1706825280008941579
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Poorly behaved? Or expertly trained at creating diversions so Joe can hide more cocaine stashes around the WH?
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I was wondering why they brought that dog back just to bite more people. This explains it!
https://twitter.com/hannnahmmarie/status/1706825280008941579
I cannot even imagine the kind of bloodlust that other one has.
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https://twitter.com/fourverts/status/1707091993279476078
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You can tell he gets really horny for biting in the fall
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The dog is lashing out because the documented raged up old man who no staffer wants to meet with one on one abuses him
https://twitter.com/collinrugg/status/1710109811856294303?s=46&t=-jwPwnR3rKHM9sk9hA7h8g
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Dax, keep that garbage out of this objectively good thread
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Boomer dax
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:lol:
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#blueanongE Rally Point: Pedo Pete's abusive behavior to people and dogs
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I would bet a Bernie that Joe's dogs give play bites from those rough ridin' guards always trying to play with them. They are pussies that should stick to cats. rough ridin' dumb asses. I'm sure that are secret admirers of the Pubs' party. LOL
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I think you're probably correct, kdiddy
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Colin Rugg, dax? Come on, man
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Texags had a thread on that tweet and even there the guy who posted it was mercilessly pi'd
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#blueanongE can’t handle the video - so #blueanongE does what it does best. Attack the source.
Everyone knows the old man rages out on everybody in the White House like the old crap bird that he is. So no one should be surprised he’s kicking the dog.
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Poor Commander is now the 2nd Raged Up Pedo Pete dog to be removed from the White House #frown
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When I was a kid we played outside until the streetlights came on and my dog bit me all the time. People are just soft now
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The dogs are happy they’re not going to have to deal with old man rage. (Staffers are terrified to meet with him alone)
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Rugg is one of my top incel sources . He’s like a fat J Wohl
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When you’re embarrassed by the reality, attack the source . . . #deflectodug/#blueanongE
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You always ask for my incel sources. Rugg is a good one. Laura Loomer. Lavern Spicer. Travis in Flint and Bridgette Gabriel are others with pure incel content.
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Does the dog only buy bite cops? Maybe it hates cops.
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Rugg is one of my top incel sources . He’s like a fat J Wohl
Seems to only bite deep state operatives
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You always ask for my incel sources. Rugg is a good one. Laura Loomer. Lavern Spicer. Travis in Flint and Bridgette Gabriel are others with pure incel content.
This content wasn’t created by them.
Joe’s dogs hate his old abusive ass (so does his staff)
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When I was a kid we played outside until the streetlights came on and my dog bit me all the time. People are just soft now
When I was a kid, I played with large dogs that loved to play bite. They would get a little too excited and would sometimes break the skin and I would bleed, but it didn't bother me and I didn't go crying to Momie. Looking at you, crybaby maga's.
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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12598081/How-Bidens-tension-Secret-Service-goes-VP-years-skinny-dipped-female-agents-dog-biting-just-things-worse.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12598081/How-Bidens-tension-Secret-Service-goes-VP-years-skinny-dipped-female-agents-dog-biting-just-things-worse.html)
:Lurk: (ftp://:Lurk:)
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Joe is an old abusive pedophile turd and #blueanongE circles the wagons on the old eff all day.
It’s sad
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https://twitter.com/jaketapper/status/1787217568819720258
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I 1000% knew why this thread was bumped when I clicked on it.
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https://twitter.com/jaketapper/status/1787217568819720258
she has an insatiable craving for K9 murder
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https://twitter.com/jaketapper/status/1787217568819720258
she has an insatiable craving for K9 murder
But not in a "i am a sportswoman and enjoy hunting" but in a "i am having a bad day and love feeling powerful so will kill a defenseless animal that has no chance to run or hide" way
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Commander would maul her ass.
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https://twitter.com/jaketapper/status/1787217568819720258
she has an insatiable craving for K9 murder
But not in a "i am a sportswoman and enjoy hunting" but in a "i am having a bad day and love feeling powerful so will kill a defenseless animal that has no chance to run or hide" way
I don’t think she even gets that deep motivation wise. She just has an inexplicable bloodlust.
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My grandpa killed a dog that bit me when I was a toddler. More accurately it kind of mauled me and I have scars on my face from it. I don't care to dive into the details of Noem's case (or debate how my grandpa managed his dog) but I don't think farmers killing dogs is quite as uncommon as the reaction makes it seem.
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My grandpa killed a dog that bit me when I was a toddler. More accurately it kind of mauled me and I have scars on my face from it. I don't care to dive into the details of Noem's case (or debate how my grandpa managed his dog) but I don't think farmers killing dogs is quite as uncommon as the reaction makes it seem.
Me neither. I just think it’s a funny meme.
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My grandpa killed a dog that bit me when I was a toddler. More accurately it kind of mauled me and I have scars on my face from it. I don't care to dive into the details of Noem's case (or debate how my grandpa managed his dog) but I don't think farmers killing dogs is quite as uncommon as the reaction makes it seem.
She wasn't exactly a farmer
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My grandpa killed a dog that bit me when I was a toddler. More accurately it kind of mauled me and I have scars on my face from it. I don't care to dive into the details of Noem's case (or debate how my grandpa managed his dog) but I don't think farmers killing dogs is quite as uncommon as the reaction makes it seem.
She wasn't exactly a farmer
She sounds like more of a hobby rancher in the Land of the Cheap. But the optics of it are crap. Yes, cats kind of suck. But anyone who can't connect with a dog is a sociopath, IMO. I also recognize that rural types sometimes view dogs as mere property that they can dispose of willy-nilly. I, and many Americans, do not share that viewpoint.
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https://twitter.com/jaketapper/status/1787217568819720258
she has an insatiable craving for K9 murder
But not in a "i am a sportswoman and enjoy hunting" but in a "i am having a bad day and love feeling powerful so will kill a defenseless animal that has no chance to run or hide" way
I don’t think she even gets that deep motivation wise. She just has an inexplicable bloodlust.
Right, and like digging in on it is even more bizarre. Like even if you did kill a dog, even if potentially for legit reasons, I don't think I'd ever broadcast and put it in a book. FFS their major base was shook by Old Yellers death, and that had a pretty legit reason to put him down. An unruly dog is not terms at all to put them down.