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General Discussion => The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit => Topic started by: sys on January 14, 2021, 11:34:56 PM
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what an amazing man.
https://twitter.com/AaronBlake/status/1349916722833326081
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What first-world state does he represent in the high chamber of Congress?
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the actual video's pretty great because he makes it sound like the most logical thing in the world except for the fact that "we're talkin' about Washington, D.C."
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Chingon is going to ban the crap out of you
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When Alabama sends its people, they're not sending their best.
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Maybe he was just delaying the recruiting visit when he disappeared over dinner
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How very Alabama
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Missouri might not have the biggest POS senator after all...
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When Alabama sends its people, they're not sending their best.
Can you imagine if they had both Tuberville and Judge Roy Moore as their senators?
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One of the Alabama reps is also one of the congressman suspected of coordinating with the militia groups :frown:
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One of the Alabama reps is also one of the congressman suspected of coordinating with the militia groups :frown:
He absolutely knew the guy who shocked his male genitals
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Is Alabama black snake just burnt wiener?
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Maybe he was just delaying the recruiting visit when he disappeared over dinner
:thumbsup: :lol:
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really a great example of First World Problems...
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As a Doug Jones man, sorry, I mean person, this is very disappointing.
But . . . SPACE FORCE #popscollar
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https://twitter.com/3YearLetterman/status/1347712768355553284
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I look forward to many years of mocking that dud
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https://twitter.com/ActorAaronBooth/status/1366616153213263876
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sysbot on a very very weird kick here.
But that's not unusual for that little weirdo
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I would think you'd be proud of doing your part to elect the dumbest senator in the world. It has to be someone, and why not Alabama!
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I would think you'd be proud of doing your part to elect the dumbest senator in the world. It has to be someone, and why not Alabama!
The cold hard statistics indicate that this state would have the dumbest. Also, the fattest
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I would think you'd be proud of doing your part to elect the dumbest senator in the world. It has to be someone, and why not Alabama!
I think sonofdax voted for Doug Jones.
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He also said Biden was the only Democratic candidate he’d vote for over Trump in 2020.
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Alabama: We may be #1 in dumbest senator but we're #50 in education!
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no way
50th?
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no way
50th?
Indeed. Mississippi celebrated this news quite a bit
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woof
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Next time I take a leisurely trip back to KC I hope not to be accosted by KKK recruitment banners on Interstate overpasses in
Missouri Missourah as I travel through one if not both of some of the largest failed public school systems in these United States.
Missouri Missourah: Now featuring nearly a million more obese people than Alabama
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no way
50th?
Indeed. Mississippi celebrated this news quite a bit
They earned it.
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too poor to fly :frown:
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too poor to fly :frown:
When I go by myself I fly, Mrs. Dax doesn't like to fly.
3/2/2021: A SlowDug Rage Day
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Next time I take a leisurely trip back to KC I hope not to be accosted by KKK recruitment banners on Interstate overpasses in Missouri Missourah as I travel through one if not both of some of the largest failed public school systems in these United States.
Missouri Missourah: Now featuring nearly a million more obese people than Alabama
Alabama: 36% Obesity rate to Missouri & KS's 32% (obesity average of 31% in America is pretty rough ridin' disgusting anyways)
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Next time I take a leisurely trip back to KC I hope not to be accosted by KKK recruitment banners on Interstate overpasses in Missouri Missourah as I travel through one if not both of some of the largest failed public school systems in these United States.
Missouri Missourah: Now featuring nearly a million more obese people than Alabama
Alabama: 36% Obesity rate to Missouri & KS's 32% (obesity average of 31% in America is pretty rough ridin' disgusting anyways)
So, just more people want to live in MO but the % of bama residents who are pigs is much higher? I think I have ben pointing this out.
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Next time I take a leisurely trip back to KC I hope not to be accosted by KKK recruitment banners on Interstate overpasses in Missouri Missourah as I travel through one if not both of some of the largest failed public school systems in these United States.
Missouri Missourah: Now featuring nearly a million more obese people than Alabama
Alabama: 36% Obesity rate to Missouri & KS's 32% (obesity average of 31% in America is pretty rough ridin' disgusting anyways)
I know you guys aren't particularly deep thinkers who will of course immediately throw the race card because you're very simple brained and clearly don't understand the health challenges that are unfortunately more prevalent in certain demographics.
In the case of the Missourah, that high percentage and the higher population means there's hundreds of thousands more obese people humm-a-round'ing around in Missourah.
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Imagine Missouri being 23 spots higher in terms of educational outcomes...
:Yuck:
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Imagine Missouri being 23 spots higher in terms of educational outcomes...
:Yuck:
How is that even possible?
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Absolutely every state correcting an enraged SlowDug Edit Missourah: We're better than Alabama on a couple of things (but should still be extremely embarrassed given our demographic make-up)
I guess if you need to brag
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Missourah seems to have more not fat people than Alabama as well. eff yeah!
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Move to Missourah: We're better than Alabama in a few areas
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Alabama: ku football but fatter
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SlowDug Rage Day has gone 9/7, now editing my posts.
A full blown :curse: :curse: :curse: :curse: :curse: :curse:
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Missourah - hey, we're average!
Alabama - hey, we may be the worst at lots of stuff, but at least no one lives here?!
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Missourah: Still fly over country, but we don't think we are
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imagine thinking that 60 miles of coastline makes Alabama a non shithole state
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too poor to fly :frown:
When I go by myself I fly, Mrs. Dax doesn't like to fly.
3/2/2021: A SlowDug Rage Day
I feel like it should be Mrs Jones and not Mrs Dax. JMO
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imagine thinking that 60 miles of coastline makes Alabama a non shithole state
imagine being dunked on by Mississippi
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Residents of one of the top net egress states and another that’s on the verge of going net egress, really bringing it hard today.
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Alabama, which also could lose a congressional seat depending on the final census count, does have a budding immigrant population, some without legal status, that’s helping to boost the state’s population—though it’s growing more slowly than the country as a whole, said Nyesha Black, a demographer at the University of Alabama’s Center for Economic and Business research.
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Kansas is at minimum a Top 10 net exodus state, and in some rankings Kansas is a Top 5 net exodus state. Missourah is barely treading water.
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Life's a funny thing, how we find ourselves defending positions that we could have never predicted. Oh well. C'est la vie.
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Life's a funny thing, how we find ourselves defending positions that we could have never predicted. Oh well. C'est la vie.
All triggered by the usual rage fest that ensures when I call isolating on one dumb member of Congress weird, when the place is full of total whack-a-doo's and idiots on both sides of the aisle.
I mean Dems keep electing Pelosi and Schumer, so that's pretty much all you need to know.
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Thou shalt not besmirch the good name of Tommy tubberville - a dax and Chingon joint venture
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Hopefully Tommy can bring some relief to the dumbest/fattest of all.
God speed TT
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He's a winner. Crushed that warpig uberlib that only a goose-stepping member of ProgFascist Nation could vote for.
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Nobody reminds the resident weirdos they're being weird again, nobody.
Never say mean things about Missourah either . . . Missourah: Featuring - failed schools, KKK open recruitment and hundreds of thousands more fat people than Alabama.
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Im with you, sonofdax. I’ll be vacationing in AL again this year. You’re welcome to stop by the beach house for a beer.
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Im with you, sonofdax. I’ll be vacationing in AL again this year. You’re welcome to stop by the beach house for a beer.
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Nice beaches.
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Im with you, sonofdax. I’ll be vacationing in AL again this year. You’re welcome to stop by the beach house for a beer.
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Nice beaches.
As nice as Destin with less annoying tourists.
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Slow Tobias is interested in learning more about the “demographically challenging” people
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Residents of one of the top net egress states and another that’s on the verge of going net egress, really bringing it hard today.
https://worldpopulationreview.com/state-rankings/fastest-growing-states (https://worldpopulationreview.com/state-rankings/fastest-growing-states)
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Thanks Capt Obvious.
KS is still one of the top net exit states in the country.
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Slow Tobias is interested in learning more about the “demographically challenging” people
I don't think he's going to answer :frown:
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Only the dumbest of the dumb don’t recognize, know or understand the healthcare challenges within minority populations.
The obesity numbers for Kansas, Iowa and Missouri are particularly embarrassing based on the homogeneity of the population.
The simple brained on here will of course make this a racial issue while ignoring the lack of access to healthcare right in their backyard.
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Now explain away dead last in education
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Now explain away dead last in education
AL has a very high dropout rate in spite of substantial increases in Public Education funding.
But please keep ignoring the massive disparities in public education in your own backyard.
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https://twitter.com/SenTuberville/status/1402982400976580622
Time for a new dumbest senator?
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Blind squirrel, nut
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Glad he said it, nonetheless.
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Glad he said it, nonetheless.
For sure, hope his constituents listen and act.
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Glad he said it, nonetheless.
For sure, hope his constituents listen and act.
Then again, maybe it was just a show for all the rust-belt, midwestern, and other Yankee tourists who swarm to Alabama like locusts this time of year for vacation.
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He should have kept up the football stuff from the beginning, added something about the virus having the country down by 6 with only a couple minutes on the clock, asked Alabama to help us run one back by getting the vaccine or something, and then ended it.
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The onslaught of cracker/corn/rust/wheat belters last Saturday had I-65 down to 30 mph for 20 miles.
Just looked at the numbers. They’re hauling in from barely 40% vaccine rate states. Even Germanic level compliance Cracker Belt Iowa is 20 percent under Joe’s 70% one dose goal by 7/4
So agreed, even this Jones supporter says listen to Tubs and get the chip. The gingers are rolling in at record levels, with their 14 bikes lashed to their minivans and ‘78 Winnebagos with bailing wire and zip ties.
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What if the belters just have bad software and are actually vaccinated 30% above the released number?
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What if the belters just have bad software and are actually vaccinated 30% above the released number?
Remembering the stories about things like Kansas' new car registration software, that is entirely possible ProgFascist.7
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Oh record levels of occupancy at the beach but record level labor shortages as well.
Just forewarning for the Farmers Tan Mafia/Cheeseheads
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I am happy to see the richies travel and help the poors/fats.
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Don't worry cracker belters, plenty of zip ties available along the way for when things start coming loose from the '01 Caravan.
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What if the belters just have bad software and are actually vaccinated 30% above the released number?
:ROFL:
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i'll be honest, i thought we'd have more of these beauties by now.
https://twitter.com/metzgov/status/1496941034303107077
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Ukraine has some of the best farmland in the world. :dunno:
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How he wasn't nominated in the dumb MAGAs thread is beyond me
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How he wasn't nominated in the dumb MAGAs thread is beyond me
Still plenty of time before selection Sunday
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I honestly forgot he's actually a senator
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Yeah, same. Incredible.
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https://twitter.com/SenSanders/status/1546644419171975168
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I’m a minor shareholder in 100% of S&P 500 companies. :cool:
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I’m a minor shareholder in 100% of S&P 500 companies. :cool:
obscene.
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https://twitter.com/SenSanders/status/1546644419171975168
It would be even cooler if there was only one owner.
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https://twitter.com/SenSanders/status/1546644419171975168
lmao, came to post this
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kinda respect the process.
https://twitter.com/PunishedLink/status/1549849052208046081
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a nice contrast.
https://twitter.com/frankthorp/status/1549843447917469707
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Lol
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Bad look for steve dave. Oof.
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Sasse makes a good point. What makes us even think a state might try to ban gay marriage anyway?
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Sasse makes a good point. What makes us even think a state might try to ban gay marriage anyway?
(https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/006/026/NOTSUREIF.jpg)
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I'm sure Ben will come up for a burn just as sick to apply to all of his republican colleagues right before he votes to not protect gay marriage.
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https://twitter.com/AndrewDesiderio/status/1668698390530519041
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https://twitter.com/AndrewDesiderio/status/1668698390530519041
Lol. Reminds me of Boebert running into the Capitol and still missing the debt ceiling vote and then claiming she didn't vote as a form of protest.
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I wonder who Boebert was rough ridin' out in the parking lot that caused her to be late to that vote. A lobbyist? Another Member of Congress?? :Wha:
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https://twitter.com/On3NIL/status/1683928209036017664?s=20
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Hide your eyes Chingon
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Gotta keep the talent under control
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Sounds like Big Government meddling in the workings of the Free Market.
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I am going to start selling bootstraps with non-elite team logos.
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Gotta keep the talent under control
Yeah, it sure feels that way.
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https://twitter.com/QuiverQuant/status/1692535021960085867?s=20
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https://x.com/acyn/status/1699567691307065444?s=46&t=hU61MNRKQXFa4a831KNtLg
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Holy eff. Is it worse that he thinks this or that he thought that saying it out loud was a good thing? He doesn't even know how to say the word correctly.
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Poyms: Tell-tale Symptoms of an Active Woke Mind Virus
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i don't pretend to know enough about how the senate works to understand why this is happening now, why it didn't happen earlier or what it means, but for whatever reason the senate appears to have given up on tuberville changing his mind and is voting to approve military appointments one by one.
https://twitter.com/frankthorp/status/1704625462519996586
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i think, but i'm definitely not sure, that the downside is just that it's very slow to do them individually, because there are certain time limits or whatever that each motion has to fulfill. so probably they'll just do the most important appointments and leave the others waiting on tuberville.
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The rules of the senate are entirely made up!
It does not have to be this way!
It is so rough ridin' stupid.