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Title: Take a drink here every time Dax measures his penis to Kansas and Missouri
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on July 08, 2020, 10:28:05 AM
We get it, Dax. You moved away. You're so grown up and better than the simpletons you left behind. North Carolina and Alabama are just on another level and we'll never live up to your greatness.

This thread is a place to trace all of Dax's hard on posts for his inferiority complex of all things related to the Midwest. #Cheers  :cheers: #Chiefs2020
Title: Re: Take a drink here every time Dax measures his penis to Kansas and Missouri
Post by: WildcatNkilt on July 08, 2020, 10:35:16 AM
Before this gets started, I wanted to point out that Dax has reminded me over the last couple months of Beems.  The difference being the subject of discussion is politics and not KU/Kstate. 

Title: Re: Take a drink here every time Dax measures his penis to Kansas and Missouri
Post by: Institutional Control on July 08, 2020, 10:35:54 AM
 :billdance:
Title: Re: Take a drink here every time Dax measures his penis to Kansas and Missouri
Post by: sonofdaxjones on July 08, 2020, 10:40:01 AM
WackyTuck:  Now in full meltdown mode



Title: Re: Take a drink here every time Dax measures his penis to Kansas and Missouri
Post by: star seed 7 on July 08, 2020, 10:42:01 AM
I don't think I can drink that much anymore.
Title: Re: Take a drink here every time Dax measures his penis to Kansas and Missouri
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on July 08, 2020, 10:42:17 AM
Before this gets started, I wanted to point out that Dax has reminded me over the last couple months of Beems.  The difference being the subject of discussion is politics and not KU/Kstate.
He saw the writing on the wall about the Chiefs getting good years ago and melted down bigly. He was scared his flavor of the month team was going to get roasted....the Carolina Panthers.  :lol:
Title: Re: Take a drink here every time Dax measures his penis to Kansas and Missouri
Post by: sonofdaxjones on July 08, 2020, 10:46:23 AM
I don't have extremely low self esteem like WackyTuck, but if I did have such low self esteem I'd propose a drinking thread that lists everytime WackyTuck and friends  :curse: :curse: :curse: when they think someone isn't saying nice things about KC/MW.

Heck, even talking about the culturally appropriating Chop chant sends WackyTuck into an apoplectic rage.

SMDH, sad





Title: Re: Take a drink here every time Dax measures his penis to Kansas and Missouri
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on July 08, 2020, 10:47:32 AM
 :lol: :ROFL:
Title: Re: Take a drink here every time Dax measures his penis to Kansas and Missouri
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on July 08, 2020, 10:50:21 AM
Great call, Dax. He found a way to act like the chop offends him by the Chiefs, while giving credit to the Seminoles for doing it the right way. :lol: You can't make this stuff up.

CamaroHead Nation will have a complete meltdown.

IMO The Chiefs need to at least dump the Chop.  It's copied and it's dumb.

At least FSU has the full blessing (from what I understand) of the Seminole Nation.
Title: Re: Take a drink here every time Dax measures his penis to Kansas and Missouri
Post by: DaBigTrain on July 08, 2020, 10:53:40 AM
I don't think I can drink that much anymore.

Yeah I would have a two day hangover if I tried.
Title: Re: Take a drink here every time Dax measures his penis to Kansas and Missouri
Post by: sonofdaxjones on July 08, 2020, 10:54:15 AM
Tomahawk Chop discussion causes complete WackyTuck Meltdown.

 :frown: :frown:



Title: Re: Take a drink here every time Dax measures his penis to Kansas and Missouri
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on July 08, 2020, 11:03:53 AM
KS:  1.250 Billion from the CARES Act.   The State itself got $1.034 Billion (equals 15% of the FY 2020 KS Budget).  Johnson County got:  $116M  Sedgwick County Got $99M 

MO:  $2.083 Billion from the CARES Act  (equals 9% of the FY 2020 Budget) Jackson County: $122M  St. Louis County: $173M

Probably should have the Feds take over, clear state and local government people can't handle the money.
"In your head......"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Ejga4kJUts
Title: Re: Take a drink here every time Dax measures his penis to Kansas and Missouri
Post by: sonofdaxjones on July 08, 2020, 11:04:54 AM
That has nothing to do with comparing anything WackyTuck.   

WackyTuck current status:

(https://i.giphy.com/media/FrhnfszxQrmrm/giphy.webp)
Title: Re: Take a drink here every time Dax measures his penis to Kansas and Missouri
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on July 08, 2020, 11:09:21 AM
He absolutely hates that Alabama is filled with fat/gross/poor people too

https://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=39873.975

Title: Re: Take a drink here every time Dax measures his penis to Kansas and Missouri
Post by: sonofdaxjones on July 08, 2020, 11:11:16 AM
Nobody disses on WackyTuck's beloved culturally appropriating Tomahawk Chop!!

WackyTuck talking to himself:

(https://media3.giphy.com/media/BMHhCnFgTwywLTSpQ1/giphy.gif?cid=ecf05e479b063b538cdac86cb0ae536ac80e9d2152e5ef4b&rid=giphy.gif)
Title: Re: Take a drink here every time Dax measures his penis to Kansas and Missouri
Post by: mocat on July 08, 2020, 11:20:53 AM
i have some friends living in brevard nc this summer and am p jealous they get to mess around in pisgah 247.
dax have you been there?
Title: Re: Take a drink here every time Dax measures his penis to Kansas and Missouri
Post by: sonofdaxjones on July 08, 2020, 11:29:02 AM
i have some friends living in brevard nc this summer and am p jealous they get to mess around in pisgah 247.
dax have you been there?

I have been near there.   It's a very scenic area.    But we better be careful, because you and I just said someplace else besides KC is very scenic.  So in WackTuck's mind, we just "crap all over KC".  I digress . . .

But yes, that's right on the edge of the Natahala National Forest.   I've been to Cullowhee which is to the West and where Western Carolina U is located.

Title: Re: Take a drink here every time Dax measures his penis to Kansas and Missouri
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on July 08, 2020, 12:27:41 PM
 :lol: You have zero self awareness. It's adorbs.
Title: Re: Take a drink here every time Dax measures his penis to Kansas and Missouri
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on July 08, 2020, 12:34:11 PM
Somewhere on this blog he talked up Eastern Carolina over K-State these days. Go Pirates! You can’t make this stuff up. He drinks the koolade wherever his company ships him out to.
Title: Re: Take a drink here every time Dax measures his penis to Kansas and Missouri
Post by: sonofdaxjones on July 08, 2020, 12:36:56 PM
I'm a rising tide that lifts all boats guy and want every community I'm around and all people everywhere to prosper Wacky.

I'm sorry your extremely low self esteem doesn't want other people to prosper and be happy.   You just want the area and people you associate with to do well, eff everybody else.

Oh, and for a guy who literally has been one drama show and meltdown after another on here on an social media over the last few years, you talking about self awareness is completely  :lol: :lol:



Title: Re: Take a drink here every time Dax measures his penis to Kansas and Missouri
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on July 08, 2020, 12:38:17 PM
Lol. That’s what you got out of that? JFC!
Title: Re: Take a drink here every time Dax measures his penis to Kansas and Missouri
Post by: sonofdaxjones on July 08, 2020, 12:40:39 PM
Lol. That’s what you got out of that? JFC!

You equate liking East Carolina because my daughter and a few friends went there:  To "shitting all over KC/K-State".    :lol: :lol:

You're literally mad because I said the Chiefs should dump the Chop.    :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Take a drink here every time Dax measures his penis to Kansas and Missouri
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on July 08, 2020, 12:44:02 PM
I agreed with you, Dumbass. If you can’t see you find ways to make slights of “back home” 24/7/365 to help out your IRL FOMO, I can’t help you out. It’s entertaining AF. Keep up the great work. We’re thirsty.
Title: Re: Take a drink here every time Dax measures his penis to Kansas and Missouri
Post by: sonofdaxjones on July 08, 2020, 12:57:36 PM
I agreed with you, Dumbass. If you can’t see you find ways to make slights of “back home” 24/7/365 to help out your IRL FOMO, I can’t help you out. It’s entertaining AF. Keep up the great work. We’re thirsty.

Pfft, you agreed with me yet are in the midst of yet another total meltdown.    :lol: :lol: :lol:

Okay then

Title: Re: Take a drink here every time Dax measures his penis to Kansas and Missouri
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on July 08, 2020, 01:01:13 PM
Dax, we're all very excited for you that you made your way out of the "big city". We're all so very proud of you. You're all gown up now.  :love: :cheers:
Title: Re: Take a drink here every time Dax measures his penis to Kansas and Missouri
Post by: sonofdaxjones on July 08, 2020, 01:06:22 PM
Dax, we're all very excited for you that you made your way out of the "big city". We're all so very proud of you. You're all gown up now.  :love: :cheers:

WackyTuck, you're in the middle of fly over country just like me.   I'm sorry your self esteem won't allow you to admit that to yourself.



Title: Re: Take a drink here every time Dax measures his penis to Kansas and Missouri
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on July 08, 2020, 01:19:18 PM
No worries, bud. I figured our #1 rouser on this blog could take a little rousing about his constant need to tell others how elite he is to others.  :cheers:
Title: Re: Take a drink here every time Dax measures his penis to Kansas and Missouri
Post by: sonofdaxjones on July 08, 2020, 01:29:23 PM
No worries, bud. I figured our #1 rouser on this blog could take a little rousing about his constant need to tell others how elite he is to others.  :cheers:

I talk about how elite I am?      :lol:   

#fanningbrag exists for a reason, bro.