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Title: lew perkins melts down, hilarious video, seems like he's old and has old balls
Post by: pissclams on June 07, 2010, 10:07:36 PM
http://www.nbcactionnews.com/dpp/sports/college_sports/ku/lew-perkins-gets-upset-in-interview-after-questioned-about-recent-ku-scandal

 :lol:

Title: Re: lew perkins melts down, hilarious video, seems like he's old and has old balls
Post by: pissclams on June 07, 2010, 10:08:09 PM
also tries to beat up reporter lady

Title: Re: lew perkins melts down, hilarious video, seems like he's old and has old balls
Post by: pike on June 07, 2010, 10:12:30 PM
"Self says he supports his boss"

lol. We can make fun of Seff for this now too.
Title: Re: lew perkins melts down, hilarious video, seems like he's old and has old balls
Post by: mcmwcat on June 07, 2010, 10:21:07 PM
also tries to beat up reporter lady



not shocking.  old bastards often have no respect for women and minorities
Title: Re: lew perkins melts down, hilarious video, seems like he's old and has old bal
Post by: EllToPay on June 07, 2010, 10:21:37 PM
incredible.  :popcorn:
Title: Re: lew perkins melts down, hilarious video, seems like he's old and has old balls
Post by: chum1 on June 07, 2010, 10:32:31 PM
Way to add more fuel to the fire.  I never understood the fascination.  He's not like a mafia boss.  He's a big boob.
Title: Re: lew perkins melts down, hilarious video, seems like he's old and has old balls
Post by: SkinnyBenny on June 07, 2010, 10:32:52 PM
weird hat.

weird kinda dent thing in the front of his nose.
Title: Re: lew perkins melts down, hilarious video, seems like he's old and has old balls
Post by: WillieWatanabe on June 07, 2010, 10:38:10 PM
OH MY GOD....that was amazing!!
Title: Re: lew perkins melts down, hilarious video, seems like he's old and has old balls
Post by: The42Yardstick on June 07, 2010, 10:44:55 PM
Holy crap.
Title: Re: lew perkins melts down, hilarious video, seems like he's old and has old balls
Post by: CNS on June 07, 2010, 10:50:19 PM
Looks like a confused old man for the most part. 

Title: Re: lew perkins melts down, hilarious video, seems like he's old and has old balls
Post by: pissclams on June 07, 2010, 10:58:06 PM
i don't think lew has stopped making the "i don't know nothing" grimace since he got to lawrence.  

lack of institutional control?
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg153.imageshack.us%2Fimg153%2F9407%2F90553464.jpg&hash=7ef1480815088ad80d0382fe11b212f871b7e372)

mangino beating players?
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg153.imageshack.us%2Fimg153%2F9407%2F90553464.jpg&hash=7ef1480815088ad80d0382fe11b212f871b7e372)

multimillion dollar ticket scandal involving head basketball coach and former player, current player's dad?
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg153.imageshack.us%2Fimg153%2F9407%2F90553464.jpg&hash=7ef1480815088ad80d0382fe11b212f871b7e372)

head basketball coach commits recruiting violation and talks to john wall during quiet period? (http://deadspin.com/5134770/bill-self-talks-to-who-he-wants-to-when-he-wants-to)
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg153.imageshack.us%2Fimg153%2F9407%2F90553464.jpg&hash=7ef1480815088ad80d0382fe11b212f871b7e372)

defrauding WEF by exchanging basketball tickets for $35,000 in exercise equipment?
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg153.imageshack.us%2Fimg153%2F9407%2F90553464.jpg&hash=7ef1480815088ad80d0382fe11b212f871b7e372)

blackmail?
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg153.imageshack.us%2Fimg153%2F9407%2F90553464.jpg&hash=7ef1480815088ad80d0382fe11b212f871b7e372)


so lew decides to threaten little reporter lady by screaming at her and telling her if she airs the video he won't talk to their station again.
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg3.imageshack.us%2Fimg3%2F961%2F98351623.jpg&hash=8e024abbeddc2332024c709c5d72e10782a7d295)

what a little bitch he is.  i guess the old saying is true - "Lew Perkins is a major douchebag."
Title: Re: lew perkins melts down, hilarious video, seems like he's old and has old balls
Post by: pissclams on June 07, 2010, 11:00:29 PM
dude in red shirt picking his nose?

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg153.imageshack.us%2Fimg153%2F9407%2F90553464.jpg&hash=7ef1480815088ad80d0382fe11b212f871b7e372)
Title: Re: lew perkins melts down, hilarious video, seems like he's old and has old balls
Post by: MadCat on June 07, 2010, 11:04:55 PM
weird hat.
Like a pith helmet mumped a fishing hat.
Title: Re: lew perkins melts down, hilarious video, seems like he's old and has old balls
Post by: The42Yardstick on June 07, 2010, 11:11:36 PM
dude in red shirt picking his nose?

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg153.imageshack.us%2Fimg153%2F9407%2F90553464.jpg&hash=7ef1480815088ad80d0382fe11b212f871b7e372)

Somebody put this thread in the Hall
Title: Re: lew perkins melts down, hilarious video, seems like he's old and has old bal
Post by: _33 on June 07, 2010, 11:18:26 PM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg3.imageshack.us%2Fimg3%2F961%2F98351623.jpg&hash=8e024abbeddc2332024c709c5d72e10782a7d295)

His body looks super weird. 
Title: Re: lew perkins melts down, hilarious video, seems like he's old and has old balls
Post by: sonofdaxjones on June 07, 2010, 11:19:38 PM
Fat Thurston Howell III

Title: Re: lew perkins melts down, hilarious video, seems like he's old and has old bal
Post by: MadCat on June 07, 2010, 11:23:04 PM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg3.imageshack.us%2Fimg3%2F961%2F98351623.jpg&hash=8e024abbeddc2332024c709c5d72e10782a7d295)

His body looks super weird. 
Ruffin McNeill (http://lh6.ggpht.com/_1UT-e2B7zsw/S0D2qdX4QRI/AAAAAAAAJK8/VjZXLJoWolM/s576/Alamo%20Bowl%20CSantiago-41.JPG)
Title: Re: lew perkins melts down, hilarious video, seems like he's old and has old balls
Post by: BigCat on June 07, 2010, 11:38:41 PM
good God I don't even know where to start. How about Lew getting behind the wheel of a golf cart (with an innocent passenger) while drunk as a fracking skunk? Loved how he went back to shake hands with the black reporter and let him know that he was welcome to mow his lawn anytime he needed a few of uk's bux (while still located in Lew's account.)

Also loved the parade of uk'rs blindly following Lew out onto the course after sitting in their carts for 30 min. waiting for Lew to finish verbally abusing the female reporter and scaring children. Surprisingly little EMAJ going on once all those swindlers knew they were on moviefilm.

BMW, where did ukAD get the financing to purchase the stickers for the front of those carts? I would make a funny about how they blew the last of their cash on those things but we all know they were either rental decals or have something like a 20% note attached to them.
Title: Re: lew perkins melts down, hilarious video, seems like he's old and has old balls
Post by: Scary Smart on June 07, 2010, 11:40:31 PM
 :lol:

What a disgusting human being.
Title: Re: lew perkins melts down, hilarious video, seems like he's old and has old balls
Post by: DQ12 on June 07, 2010, 11:57:56 PM
Reporter:  Do you think any of this is putting your job in jeopardy?

Lew: DO YOU THINK I SHOULD LOSE MY rough ridin' JOB YOU BITCH?!

OT, I'm kind of a Blackmail noob, but isn't threatening a news station that you'll never talk to them again if they air footage of an interview you gave kind of a form of blackmail? TIA
Title: Re: lew perkins melts down, hilarious video, seems like he's old and has old bal
Post by: The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep on June 08, 2010, 01:44:28 AM
What part of "I'm not here to answer the questions." Makes you ask another question? rough ridin' Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!)...

His front-butt is priceless, reminds me of my 3rd grade teacher Ms. Taylor. Notice she isn't a Mrs.
Title: Re: lew perkins melts down, hilarious video, seems like he's old and has old balls
Post by: SkinnyBenny on June 08, 2010, 06:36:47 AM
good God I don't even know where to start. How about Lew getting behind the wheel of a golf cart (with an innocent passenger) while drunk as a fracking skunk? Loved how he went back to shake hands with the black reporter and let him know that he was welcome to mow his lawn anytime he needed a few of uk's bux (while still located in Lew's account.)

Also loved the parade of uk'rs blindly following Lew out onto the course after sitting in their carts for 30 min. waiting for Lew to finish verbally abusing the female reporter and scaring children. Surprisingly little EMAJ going on once all those swindlers knew they were on moviefilm.

BMW, where did ukAD get the financing to purchase the stickers for the front of those carts? I would make a funny about how they blew the last of their cash on those things but we all know they were either rental decals or have something like a 20% note attached to them.

This right here is Grade-A BBS'ing, folks.  Well really it's Grade-A on this whole thread, but BigCat has really brought the noise with this one.
Title: Re: lew perkins melts down, hilarious video, seems like he's old and has old balls
Post by: steve dave on June 08, 2010, 07:30:41 AM
OMG
Title: Re: lew perkins melts down, hilarious video, seems like he's old and has old balls
Post by: Cire on June 08, 2010, 07:50:27 AM
I heard this interview on the radio yesterday.  The radio didn't do the video justice.
Title: Re: lew perkins melts down, hilarious video, seems like he's old and has old balls
Post by: deputy dawg on June 08, 2010, 08:29:11 AM
weird hat.
Like a pith helmet fracked a fishing hat.

Hey, man, leave the hat alone.  The hat hasn't been blackmailed or accused of anything.  Of all the weird things in that interview, the hat is the least of any problems.
Title: Re: lew perkins melts down, hilarious video, seems like he's old and has old balls
Post by: deputy dawg on June 08, 2010, 08:31:35 AM
I heard this interview on the radio yesterday.  The radio didn't do the video justice.
I heard it in the car with my boss, a ku fan, and even he was taken aback by Lew's defensiveness.  The heat is on.
Title: Re: lew perkins melts down, hilarious video, seems like he's old and has old balls
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on June 08, 2010, 09:10:55 AM
wow. curie looks like a young clooney compared to the monstrosity living in lawrence. how embarassing.
Title: Re: lew perkins melts down, hilarious video, seems like he's old and has old balls
Post by: michigancat on June 08, 2010, 09:21:01 AM
:lol:
Title: Re: lew perkins melts down, hilarious video, seems like he's old and has old balls
Post by: chum1 on June 08, 2010, 09:24:53 AM
Seriouly, man.  It's his job to blow off reporters with bullshit.  He's horrible at his job.  Very small time.  Typical Kansas stuff.
Title: Re: lew perkins melts down, hilarious video, seems like he's old and has old balls
Post by: michigancat on June 08, 2010, 09:48:34 AM
Seriouly, man.  It's his job to blow off reporters with bullshit.  He's horrible at his job.  Very small time.  Typical Kansas stuff.

Seriously, who gets blackmailed repeatedly?  I mean really.
Title: Re: lew perkins melts down, hilarious video, seems like he's old and has old balls
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on June 08, 2010, 10:04:05 AM
Seriouly, man.  It's his job to blow off reporters with bullshit.  He's horrible at his job.  Very small time.  Typical Kansas stuff.

Seriously, who gets blackmailed repeatedly?  I mean really.

seriously, who gets questioned about having been repeatedly blackmailed and then within five minutes tries to blackmail the reporter/station that was questioning him about having been repeatedly blackmailed.  :dunno:
Title: Re: lew perkins melts down, hilarious video, seems like he's old and has old balls
Post by: CNS on June 08, 2010, 10:04:31 AM
Seriouly, man.  It's his job to blow off reporters with bullshit.  He's horrible at his job.  Very small time.  Typical Kansas stuff.

Currie sounded pretty fracking stupid the other day on 610 during Q&A on the conf mtgs.

Same boat, only our sports rev is still small time.
Title: Re: lew perkins melts down, hilarious video, seems like he's old and has old balls
Post by: michigancat on June 08, 2010, 10:05:15 AM
Seriouly, man.  It's his job to blow off reporters with bullshit.  He's horrible at his job.  Very small time.  Typical Kansas stuff.

Seriously, who gets blackmailed repeatedly?  I mean really.

seriously, who gets questioned about having been repeatedly blackmailed and then within five minutes tries to blackmail the reporter/station that was questioning him about having been repeatedly blackmailed.  :dunno:

Thugs and criminals?  :dunno:
Title: Re: lew perkins melts down, hilarious video, seems like he's old and has old bal
Post by: yoga-like_abana on June 08, 2010, 10:08:29 AM
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg3.imageshack.us%2Fimg3%2F961%2F98351623.jpg&hash=8e024abbeddc2332024c709c5d72e10782a7d295)

His body looks super weird. 
Its how high his pants are.
Title: Re: lew perkins melts down, hilarious video, seems like he's old and has old balls
Post by: chum1 on June 08, 2010, 10:15:31 AM
Yeah, get Lew into a snazzy pair of well fitting trousers and all of his body issues disappear.
Title: Re: lew perkins melts down, hilarious video, seems like he's old and has old balls
Post by: yoga-like_abana on June 08, 2010, 10:29:41 AM
He does seem to have quite the caboose on him.  :fatty:
Title: Re: lew perkins melts down, hilarious video, seems like he's old and has old balls
Post by: sonofdaxjones on June 08, 2010, 10:31:23 AM
Multi-tasking kids . . . just in that segment alone Lew melted down, laundered another $250K in scammed tickets, distracted 4 FBI and IRA agents and lobbied ku into the Big 10.

Dude is F'ing amazing. 
Title: Re: lew perkins melts down, hilarious video, seems like he's old and has old balls
Post by: doom on June 08, 2010, 10:36:17 AM

OT, I'm kind of a Blackmail noob, but isn't threatening a news station that you'll never talk to them again if they air footage of an interview you gave kind of a form of blackmail? TIA


No.  Not at all.
Title: Re: lew perkins melts down, hilarious video, seems like he's old and has old balls
Post by: doom on June 08, 2010, 10:37:31 AM
Most embarrassing thing about this video for him is what that hat is doing to his ears.
Title: Re: lew perkins melts down, hilarious video, seems like he's old and has old balls
Post by: chum1 on June 08, 2010, 10:39:31 AM
Most embarrassing thing about this video for him is what that hat is doing to his ears.

Did you mean least embarrassing?
Title: Re: lew perkins melts down, hilarious video, seems like he's old and has old balls
Post by: Dugout DickStone on June 08, 2010, 10:39:54 AM

OT, I'm kind of a Blackmail noob, but isn't threatening a news station that you'll never talk to them again if they air footage of an interview you gave kind of a form of blackmail? TIA


No.  Not at all.

Closer to extortion, IMO.
Title: Re: lew perkins melts down, hilarious video, seems like he's old and has old balls
Post by: mcmwcat on June 08, 2010, 10:54:41 AM
i don't think lew has stopped making the "i don't know nothing" grimace since he got to lawrence.  

lack of institutional control?
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg153.imageshack.us%2Fimg153%2F9407%2F90553464.jpg&hash=7ef1480815088ad80d0382fe11b212f871b7e372)

mangino beating players?
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg153.imageshack.us%2Fimg153%2F9407%2F90553464.jpg&hash=7ef1480815088ad80d0382fe11b212f871b7e372)

multimillion dollar ticket scandal involving head basketball coach and former player, current player's dad?
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg153.imageshack.us%2Fimg153%2F9407%2F90553464.jpg&hash=7ef1480815088ad80d0382fe11b212f871b7e372)

head basketball coach commits recruiting violation and talks to john wall during quiet period? (http://deadspin.com/5134770/bill-self-talks-to-who-he-wants-to-when-he-wants-to)
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg153.imageshack.us%2Fimg153%2F9407%2F90553464.jpg&hash=7ef1480815088ad80d0382fe11b212f871b7e372)

defrauding WEF by exchanging basketball tickets for $35,000 in exercise equipment?
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg153.imageshack.us%2Fimg153%2F9407%2F90553464.jpg&hash=7ef1480815088ad80d0382fe11b212f871b7e372)

blackmail?
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg153.imageshack.us%2Fimg153%2F9407%2F90553464.jpg&hash=7ef1480815088ad80d0382fe11b212f871b7e372)


so lew decides to threaten little reporter lady by screaming at her and telling her if she airs the video he won't talk to their station again.
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg3.imageshack.us%2Fimg3%2F961%2F98351623.jpg&hash=8e024abbeddc2332024c709c5d72e10782a7d295)

what a little bitch he is.  i guess the old saying is true - "Lew Perkins is a major douchebag."


fwiw interview needs to be remixed by/with Das Racist.  would be amazing.  mixers get to work.  tia
Title: Re: lew perkins melts down, hilarious video, seems like he's old and has old balls
Post by: DQ12 on June 08, 2010, 11:02:16 AM

OT, I'm kind of a Blackmail noob, but isn't threatening a news station that you'll never talk to them again if they air footage of an interview you gave kind of a form of blackmail? TIA


No.  Not at all.

Closer to extortion, IMO.

Thanks for clearing it up guys.  Never been blackmailed before.
 :frown:
Title: Re: lew perkins melts down, hilarious video, seems like he's old and has old balls
Post by: Dugout DickStone on June 08, 2010, 11:09:51 AM

OT, I'm kind of a Blackmail noob, but isn't threatening a news station that you'll never talk to them again if they air footage of an interview you gave kind of a form of blackmail? TIA


No.  Not at all.

Closer to extortion, IMO.

Thanks for clearing it up guys.  Never been blackmailed before.
 :frown:


really?  happens ALL the freaking time.  I was blackmailed twice this weekend and just got blackmailed on the way to take a dump.

I guess Lew and I are very similar in being blackmailed by all the haters.   :gocho:  <----- limestone but with weird kind of orange sunglasses and a floppy pith helmet/Gilligan cap.
Title: Re: lew perkins melts down, hilarious video, seems like he's old and has old balls
Post by: michigancat on June 08, 2010, 11:17:53 AM
really?  happens ALL the freaking time.  I was blackmailed twice this weekend and just got blackmailed on the way to take a dump.

I guess Lew and I are very similar in being blackmailed by all the haters.   :gocho:  <----- limestone but with weird kind of orange sunglasses and a floppy pith helmet/Gilligan cap.

You should note that this in no way makes getting blackmailed a pattern for you and Lew.
Title: Re: lew perkins melts down, hilarious video, seems like he's old and has old balls
Post by: yoga-like_abana on June 08, 2010, 11:18:57 AM

OT, I'm kind of a Blackmail noob, but isn't threatening a news station that you'll never talk to them again if they air footage of an interview you gave kind of a form of blackmail? TIA


No.  Not at all.

Closer to extortion, IMO.

Thanks for clearing it up guys.  Never been blackmailed before.
 :frown:


really?  happens ALL the freaking time.  I was blackmailed twice this weekend and just got blackmailed on the way to take a dump.

I guess Lew and I are very similar in being blackmailed by all the haters.   :gocho:  <----- limestone but with weird kind of orange sunglasses and a floppy pith helmet/Gilligan cap.
are you mixing up blackmailed with getting iced. pretty easy to do bro
Title: Re: lew perkins melts down, hilarious video, seems like he's old and has old balls
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on June 08, 2010, 11:22:17 AM
I'm sure the haters in this thread have Lew and everyone else in his office rolling. He probably forwarded a link to his FBI friends at the office so they can get rolling at all you haters as well. A lot of good gals (and guys) in the FBI.
Title: Re: lew perkins melts down, hilarious video, seems like he's old and has old balls
Post by: DOOMsday on June 08, 2010, 11:32:02 AM

OT, I'm kind of a Blackmail noob, but isn't threatening a news station that you'll never talk to them again if they air footage of an interview you gave kind of a form of blackmail? TIA


No.  Not at all.

Closer to extortion, IMO.

Thanks for clearing it up guys.  Never been blackmailed before.
 :frown:


Typically you have to be a crap human being and do something wrong and/or unethical to get blackmailed.

but ZOMG he's the victim!

 :facepalm:
Title: Re: lew perkins melts down, hilarious video, seems like he's old and has old balls
Post by: Creepy Cat on June 08, 2010, 11:41:23 AM
The chick in that video is hot. Kind of old for me, but hot. Does anybody have any swimsuit pics of her? TIA.
Title: Re: lew perkins melts down, hilarious video, seems like he's old and has old balls
Post by: pissclams on June 08, 2010, 11:49:12 AM
Yeah, get Lew into a snazzy pair of well fitting trousers and all of his body issues disappear.
he's shaped like Brian Kavanaugh was when he was QB'n the Cats to a Holiday w.
Title: Re: lew perkins melts down, hilarious video, seems like he's old and has old balls
Post by: Dugout DickStone on June 08, 2010, 12:01:04 PM
really?  happens ALL the freaking time.  I was blackmailed twice this weekend and just got blackmailed on the way to take a dump.

I guess Lew and I are very similar in being blackmailed by all the haters.   :gocho:  <----- limestone but with weird kind of orange sunglasses and a floppy pith helmet/Gilligan cap.

You should note that this in no way makes getting blackmailed a pattern for you and Lew.

 :frown:  <------ victim
Title: Re: lew perkins melts down, hilarious video, seems like he's old and has old balls
Post by: mcmwcat on June 08, 2010, 12:20:22 PM
Quote
Amy Hawley from NBC Action News 41
Added: 6/8/10
Amy talks to Steven and Nate about her interview with Kansas Athletic Director Lew Perkins. Lew Perkins gets uncomfortable when he was asked about his job security. Watch the video at www.nbcactionnews.com

http://www.810whb.com/podcasts
Title: Re: lew perkins melts down, hilarious video, seems like he's old and has old balls
Post by: mcmwcat on June 08, 2010, 12:28:27 PM
Quote from: Amy Hawley
Lew's friends had to hold him back and pull him away from me.
:surprised:

Quote from: Amy Hawley
Big donors scared to talk to me for fear of retaliation by Lew Perkins.
Title: Re: lew perkins melts down, hilarious video, seems like he's old and has old balls
Post by: steve dave on June 08, 2010, 12:32:57 PM
 :surprised:
Title: Re: lew perkins melts down, hilarious video, seems like he's old and has old balls
Post by: WillieWatanabe on June 08, 2010, 12:39:59 PM
Quote from: phog.net
KC media has it out for KU. Haters
Title: Re: lew perkins melts down, hilarious video, seems like he's old and has old bal
Post by: catsdo on June 08, 2010, 01:05:54 PM
Yeah, none of this would be happening if Kevin Kietzman Jason King The KC Star NBC Action News didn't have a vendetta against KU.
Title: Re: lew perkins melts down, hilarious video, seems like he's old and has old balls
Post by: stunz on June 08, 2010, 01:48:42 PM
His body looks super weird. 
Its how high his pants are.

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.kansas.com%2Fsmedia%2F2009%2F09%2F26%2F21%2FSPORTS_FBC-SOUMISS-KANSAS_3_KC.slideshow_main.prod_affiliate.80.jpg&hash=31bcee41d4fe4e2f50dc35a0a6a0eac4995692fc)

sweet tits, lew.  also, what is up with his butt-chin nose?
Title: Re: lew perkins melts down, hilarious video, seems like he's old and has old balls
Post by: The42Yardstick on June 08, 2010, 06:29:35 PM
I've had to deal with an athletic department trying to silence some stuff by me before, so I'm glad that NBC ACTION EXPLOSIONS T-REX OMG NEWS is giving KU the finger regarding the threat of permanent silence. If you're a coach/athletic director/SID and you act like a dick, you should be made to answer for your actions.
Title: Re: lew perkins melts down, hilarious video, seems like he's old and has old balls
Post by: ChiComCat on June 08, 2010, 06:42:56 PM
As was pointed out earlier in the thread, clearly he has Ruffin McNeill Syndrome.  Needless to say, RMS is a serious medical condition and Lew is the victim here.

BTW, lolz at this being about exercise equipment:

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Title: Re: lew perkins melts down, hilarious video, seems like he's old and has old balls
Post by: WillieWatanabe on June 08, 2010, 06:57:41 PM
As was pointed out earlier in the thread, clearly he has Ruffin McNeill Syndrome. 


Ruffin tucks his fat into his pants a little more, creating more of a FUPA imo.
Title: Re: lew perkins melts down, hilarious video, seems like he's old and has old balls
Post by: Trim on August 05, 2010, 01:42:41 PM
Rumblings that there was another altercation two days ago, this time out at DIA, between Lew and a goEMAW poster.

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Lew perkins is in denver airport could not get a pic was boarding fat bastard wearing his straw golf cap i hollered out for some tickets he just looked over
Title: Re: lew perkins melts down, hilarious video, seems like he's old and has old balls
Post by: Pett on August 05, 2010, 04:09:07 PM
Wow, that lady reporter completely owned him. :lol:

She kept going on & on and he tried to interrupt her time and again.... :popcorn:
Title: Re: lew perkins melts down, hilarious video, seems like he's old and has old balls
Post by: SuperG on August 06, 2010, 12:18:47 AM
good God I don't even know where to start. How about Lew getting behind the wheel of a golf cart (with an innocent passenger) while drunk as a fracking skunk? Loved how he went back to shake hands with the black reporter and let him know that he was welcome to mow his lawn anytime he needed a few of uk's bux (while still located in Lew's account.)

Also loved the parade of uk'rs blindly following Lew out onto the course after sitting in their carts for 30 min. waiting for Lew to finish verbally abusing the female reporter and scaring children. Surprisingly little EMAJ going on once all those swindlers knew they were on moviefilm.

BMW, where did ukAD get the financing to purchase the stickers for the front of those carts? I would make a funny about how they blew the last of their cash on those things but we all know they were either rental decals or have something like a 20% note attached to them.

This right here is Grade-A BBS'ing, folks.  Well really it's Grade-A on this whole thread, but BigCat has really brought the noise with this one.

Agreed. I'd like to officially nominate Bigcat for poster of the week for this work of art. Do I hear a second?
Title: Re: lew perkins melts down, hilarious video, seems like he's old and has old balls
Post by: SuperG on August 06, 2010, 12:21:39 AM
His body looks super weird. 
Its how high his pants are.

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sweet tits, lew.  also, what is up with his butt-chin nose?

I think he looks like a cross between General George Patton and alcoholic Grimmace. The cleft nose is due to the alcoholic part.
Title: Re: lew perkins melts down, hilarious video, seems like he's old and has old balls
Post by: Cire on August 06, 2010, 12:27:06 AM
I wonder if him and Mark Mangino still smoke cigars together on Lew's porch.
Title: Re: lew perkins melts down, hilarious video, seems like he's old and has old balls
Post by: deputy dawg on August 06, 2010, 09:03:00 AM
I wonder if him and Mark Mangino still smoke cigars together on Lew's porch.
Maybe after an additional "crushed dove" drama.
Title: Re: lew perkins melts down, hilarious video, seems like he's old and has old balls
Post by: Havs on August 06, 2010, 11:50:06 PM
Lew Perkins is http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hm-_Cnyk3u0