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General Discussion => Essentially Flyertalk => Topic started by: steve dave on October 03, 2019, 12:07:50 PM
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Wife is out of town the remainder of the week. Got me thinking about some of the elite stuff I'm going to do with her gone. Share your best ideas ITT!
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Take the Kids to the mother rough ridin' zoo
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Pick my kids up a little bit early from school, then take them to get ice cream before it's too cold outside. We don't rough ridin' care, we can do it.
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Burp and fart openly.
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Go to buffalo wild wings for lunch after Soccer and Baseball Saturday. Nobody's going to say crap about it either. It's our favorite place.
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Pizza for dinner! Dessert on the couch!
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Get to wear whatever clothes we want to school/work. As long as it's black today because today is black day for the 1st graders. Also style our hair rough ridin' crazy, just do whatever the eff we want. Coincidentally Friday is wacky hair day for 1st grade.
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Barely work. At least be available like 1 hour less per day. BECAUSE I'M IN rough ridin' CHARGE!...of both pickup and dropoff each day.
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Wear crazy costumes FOR NO REASON! It's not even close to halloween mother fuckers! And to make sure they fit and that we don't have to order a different tinker bell or KSU football player size.
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Order pizza and eat it out of the box without plates
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Leave the seat up
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Leave the seat up
My 3 year old daughter may have something to say about that! :nono:
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Pop in that PG13 movie SD jr's been dying to see. What's Mom gonna do about it? Nothing, that's what.
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use our tablets at the house, not just for roadtrips or plane rides! And so Dad can then make dinner, pack tomorrows lunches, and do some cleaning up mother fuckers!
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Adopt a dog.
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https://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=27909.0 (https://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=27909.0)
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Getting pushed around by a 3 yr old
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Go find some basset hounds and take the kids on a mountain lion hunt on Ranch BenJi
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Putt putt, bro!
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Leave the seat up
My 3 year old daughter may have something to say about that! :nono:
Could be time for some lessons in equality. :gocho:
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stay up late af, no one will say sheeeeeeeitttttttttttt!!!!!.....but also because all the stuff listed above took way more time to do without mom.
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Make water balloons and throw them outside and junk.
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eat late night "nachos"
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SD you pour enough milk into the bowl that the cereal floats up
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Put them in the bath and just sit there on top of the toilet and play on your phone for a bit while you play tunes on the phone they like and do some light sighing.
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go to target, load up on halloween candy, then the 3 of you chow down and make a pile the size of a mountain out of the wrappers, throw them away the next day