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General Discussion => The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit => Topic started by: star seed 7 on April 16, 2019, 03:29:19 PM

Title: How Trump can rebuild Notre Dame AND win on the environment
Post by: star seed 7 on April 16, 2019, 03:29:19 PM
For those of you that have been there and those that have not, the wood used inside the cathedral was magnificent. If I remember correctly, it was oak that was used to make the massive support beams. These were HUGE trees that were harvested to build this structure and according to accounts, they used the equivalence of 56 acres of trees to build the cathedral.

To try and recreate these MASSIVE support beams would require finding massive trees.


Well, Trump to the rescue.

The money already raised by the French will cover the cost of the rebuild three times over. I think a half a billion has already been pledged-- and probably more. But they DO need proper materials---- and there's only one place to get trees large enough to build these support beams--- california.

Trump should commit to allowing the French to come here and select some trees for harvesting and promise to make a generous donation towards the forestry service that will replant trees that the French "borrowed".

This would accomplish a few things:
1. Trump gets to help the French in a way that would endear him to anyone with a pulse.
2. The environmentalists would freak out thus making themselves look REALLY bad---
3. Returning the church to its former form would be on par with the gift the French gave us in the form of a torch holding lady.
4. Some lib somewhere would step on his/her weenie and would be eaten by everyone else leaving one less lib in the world.

Thoughts?
Title: Re: How Trump can rebuild Notre Dame AND win on the environment
Post by: Spracne on April 16, 2019, 03:31:14 PM
The original timber was beechwood. Do we have giant beechwood trees?
Title: Re: How Trump can rebuild Notre Dame AND win on the environment
Post by: CHONGS on April 16, 2019, 04:04:00 PM
Talk to the people at Budweiser.
Title: Re: How Trump can rebuild Notre Dame AND win on the environment
Post by: sonofdaxjones on April 16, 2019, 05:25:23 PM
What Parody Poster LibDerp7 apparently doesn't get is that LibDerp Nation saw (get it) to it that the lumber industry in California was decimated.   Thus, you probably had ample numbers of perfectly fine trees burn up in the fires driven by overgrowth and PG-E's failure to maintain power lines (likely squandering the money on ridiculous and very expensive green energy programs).

Title: Re: How Trump can rebuild Notre Dame AND win on the environment
Post by: star seed 7 on April 16, 2019, 05:42:59 PM
Pwned
Title: Re: How Trump can rebuild Notre Dame AND win on the environment
Post by: Dugout DickStone on April 16, 2019, 05:53:25 PM
One for the book
Title: Re: How Trump can rebuild Notre Dame AND win on the environment
Post by: mocat on April 16, 2019, 05:54:42 PM
When he riffs off-script it's like woodstock jimi
Title: Re: How Trump can rebuild Notre Dame AND win on the environment
Post by: DaBigTrain on April 17, 2019, 12:45:19 PM
Probably a better thread for this but Trump is super religious so I guess it fits

https://twitter.com/ascienthusiast/status/1118256899730870278
Title: Re: How Trump can rebuild Notre Dame AND win on the environment
Post by: Brock Landers on April 17, 2019, 12:55:49 PM
I'm honestly surprised Trump didn't tweet out a reference to the Notre Dame Fighting Irish because you know damn well that's what he thought when he first heard about this.  In fact I'm pretty sure some poor staffer had to tell him "Uhh no Mr. President, it's a different Notre Dame......."
Title: Re: How Trump can rebuild Notre Dame AND win on the environment
Post by: star seed 7 on April 17, 2019, 12:56:32 PM
That tweet is very misleading
Title: Re: How Trump can rebuild Notre Dame AND win on the environment
Post by: DQ12 on April 17, 2019, 02:53:03 PM
I'm honestly surprised Trump didn't tweet out a reference to the Notre Dame Fighting Irish because you know damn well that's what he thought when he first heard about this.  In fact I'm pretty sure some poor staffer had to tell him "Uhh no Mr. President, it's a different Notre Dame......."
TBF, when I heard about it my first thought went to South Bend.