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Title: lol @ clay travis master thread
Post by: mocat on October 04, 2018, 06:25:35 AM
https://twitter.com/kevinmdraper/status/1047609797498097665?s=19
Title: Re: lol @ clay travis master thread
Post by: mocat on October 04, 2018, 06:30:09 AM
https://twitter.com/ClayTravis/status/1045371429246697472?s=19
Title: Re: lol @ clay travis master thread
Post by: mocat on October 04, 2018, 06:32:29 AM
Actual cover of his book


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Title: Re: lol @ clay travis master thread
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on October 04, 2018, 07:02:53 AM
Yeah, we’ve seen this before.


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Title: Re: lol @ clay travis master thread
Post by: 'taterblast on October 04, 2018, 07:23:54 AM
i'm curious how that font was chosen for the cover
Title: Re: lol @ clay travis master thread
Post by: star seed 7 on October 04, 2018, 08:26:46 AM
Forgot to add the failing NYT to his "banned" list
Title: Re: lol @ clay travis master thread
Post by: Dugout DickStone on October 04, 2018, 09:18:16 AM
He is an expert at playing rubes also.
Title: Re: lol @ clay travis master thread
Post by: jar on October 04, 2018, 10:11:01 AM
i'm curious how that font was chosen for the cover

"Okay, fonts...

Arial? Nope
Arial Bold? Nope
Arial Narrow? Nope
Arial Rounded?

That's done, now to find someone to draw the president with arms longer than his legs."
Title: Re: lol @ clay travis master thread
Post by: sonofdaxjones on October 04, 2018, 10:13:33 AM
The funniest thing about Clay is how he all all the SEC-SEC-SEC'ers convinced that the SEC conference payout was going to dwarf everyone else by factors of 2 and then 3 to 1.



Title: Re: lol @ clay travis master thread
Post by: star seed 7 on October 04, 2018, 10:33:34 AM
I bet I would school kap on the bball court too if he was wearing football cleats
Title: Re: lol @ clay travis master thread
Post by: jar on October 04, 2018, 10:42:33 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/UaYogXb.jpg)
Title: Re: lol @ clay travis master thread
Post by: star seed 7 on October 04, 2018, 10:53:31 AM
Ha
Title: Re: lol @ clay travis master thread
Post by: Brock Landers on October 04, 2018, 11:01:54 AM
I'd like to see Donald attempt to dribble a basketball just for the lulz.
Title: Re: lol @ clay travis master thread
Post by: Woogy on October 04, 2018, 01:37:20 PM
Needs bigger hands
Title: Re: lol @ clay travis master thread
Post by: steve dave on October 04, 2018, 08:15:29 PM
Actual cover of his book


(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20181004/6d294034013100b0aa6c6bbb8eac799c.jpg)

is that irl it?
Title: Re: lol @ clay travis master thread
Post by: Institutional Control on October 04, 2018, 08:18:49 PM
Who is Clay Travis?


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Title: Re: lol @ clay travis master thread
Post by: mocat on October 04, 2018, 08:37:06 PM
https://www.google.com/amp/s/deadspin.com/bearded-baby-clay-travis-complains-about-airline-turnin-1797063660/amp (https://www.google.com/amp/s/deadspin.com/bearded-baby-clay-travis-complains-about-airline-turnin-1797063660/amp)
Title: Re: lol @ clay travis master thread
Post by: Trim on October 04, 2018, 10:33:54 PM
I'm working on recovering some lol clay travis stories I was given while at seahawks-titans, but drunk.
Title: Re: lol @ clay travis master thread
Post by: ChiComCat on October 05, 2018, 01:25:28 PM
https://deadspin.com/clay-travis-whose-book-didnt-sell-nobody-likes-me-or-1829535016
Title: Re: lol @ clay travis master thread
Post by: Dugout DickStone on October 05, 2018, 03:07:41 PM
He is best at making money off of rubes.  There is no way he doesn't privately pitch that to businesses. 

Title: Re: lol @ clay travis master thread
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on July 19, 2021, 01:37:09 PM
I kicked his ass today!

https://twitter.com/FANMAN_KSU/status/1417136984573812737?s=20
Title: Re: lol @ clay travis master thread
Post by: MadCat on July 19, 2021, 02:46:45 PM
Is introversion a mental health issue?  :sadpeek:
Title: Re: lol @ clay travis master thread
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on July 19, 2021, 02:58:04 PM
Is introversion a mental health issue?  :sadpeek:
No, but she has anxiety over it enough, to quit tournaments, so she doesn't have to do press conferences.
Title: Re: lol @ clay travis master thread
Post by: MadCat on July 19, 2021, 03:17:33 PM
Is introversion a mental health issue?  :sadpeek:
No, but she has anxiety over it enough, to quit tournaments, so she doesn't have to do press conferences.
Ah, gotcha.   :thumbsup:
Title: Re: lol @ clay travis master thread
Post by: MakeItRain on July 20, 2021, 02:13:51 AM
I kicked his ass today!

https://twitter.com/FANMAN_KSU/status/1417136984573812737?s=20

The likes tho :love:
Title: Re: lol @ clay travis master thread
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on July 20, 2021, 06:28:24 AM
 :D
Title: Re: lol @ clay travis master thread
Post by: 'taterblast on July 20, 2021, 08:56:18 AM
damn wacky!  :emawkid:
Title: Re: lol @ clay travis master thread
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on July 20, 2021, 09:51:37 AM
You should see all the dipshit MAGA's in my mentions.  :love:
Title: Re: lol @ clay travis master thread
Post by: IPA4Me on July 20, 2021, 09:48:05 PM
FRAUD!

Man they really hate her.

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Title: Re: lol @ clay travis master thread
Post by: DreamWeaver69 on October 06, 2022, 01:06:25 PM
https://twitter.com/Outkick/status/1578080646664175617?s=20&t=cuAK1bVgfQfEvoEVR_TK-Q
Title: Re: lol @ clay travis master thread
Post by: Spracne on October 06, 2022, 01:08:05 PM
I see Wacky is doing his own research, today.
Title: Re: lol @ clay travis master thread
Post by: Pete on October 06, 2022, 01:29:52 PM
I waited tables in college and that’s what I did.
Title: Re: lol @ clay travis master thread
Post by: Cire on October 06, 2022, 01:39:52 PM
"WITH THEIR _________"  AND THEIR ________
Title: Re: lol @ clay travis master thread
Post by: DreamWeaver69 on October 06, 2022, 01:43:44 PM
I waited tables in college and that’s what I did.
I tried, but I was always sweating.  :lol:
Title: Re: lol @ clay travis master thread
Post by: DreamWeaver69 on October 11, 2022, 08:53:20 AM
https://twitter.com/Outkick/status/1579820775137501188?s=20&t=3YNdFi3GbUQ-cfE5kDVUhw
Title: Re: lol @ clay travis master thread
Post by: Dugout DickStone on October 11, 2022, 10:46:18 AM
I waited tables in college and that’s what I did.

Canco Pete killed with tips. 
Title: Re: lol @ clay travis master thread
Post by: MakeItRain on October 12, 2022, 03:02:54 PM
https://twitter.com/Outkick/status/1579820775137501188?s=20&t=3YNdFi3GbUQ-cfE5kDVUhw

Gracie Hunt likes her own tweets of her own modeling pics.
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Title: Re: lol @ clay travis master thread
Post by: DreamWeaver69 on October 12, 2022, 03:11:01 PM
Major red flag
Title: Re: lol @ clay travis master thread
Post by: Institutional Control on January 27, 2023, 12:06:10 PM
Interesting that this is his first observation.

https://twitter.com/ClayTravis/status/1619025838976147456?s=20&t=DbcZkV_dx-4O8uy9Dj0Mmw
Title: Re: lol @ clay travis master thread
Post by: mocat on June 29, 2023, 06:09:13 PM
https://twitter.com/BenAxelrod/status/1674485943942651925?t=M1ZewgIZIaxUql5KKVVa9w&s=19
Title: Re: lol @ clay travis master thread
Post by: sonofdaxjones on June 29, 2023, 06:37:00 PM
 :lol: :lol:

I still  :lol: :lol: at what a cluster eff Clay helped create at Tennessee that they're just now working their way out of . . . it almost makes me feel kind of bad for John Currie.  Had they listened to him they wouldn't have ended up with Jeremy "A Big Mac and a wad of cash" Pruitt.



Title: Re: lol @ clay travis master thread
Post by: catastrophe on June 29, 2023, 07:17:37 PM
:lol: :lol:

I still  :lol: :lol: at what a cluster eff Clay helped create at Tennessee that they're just now working their way out of . . . it almost makes me feel kind of bad for John Currie.  Had they listened to him they wouldn't have ended up with Jeremy "A Big Mac and a wad of cash" Pruitt.
Dax I want to sincerely apologize for initially doubting you could possibly turn this into a whaddaboutism.
Title: Re: lol @ clay travis master thread
Post by: MakeItRain on June 29, 2023, 09:22:40 PM
@Trim
https://twitter.com/MoraleCurry/status/1674551217467592704
Title: Re: lol @ clay travis master thread
Post by: Dugout DickStone on June 30, 2023, 07:10:00 AM
Clay has confirmed himself as a maga god with his absolute confusion about cellphones over the last 24 hours.  It’s very very desantis
Title: Re: lol @ clay travis master thread
Post by: Dugout DickStone on June 30, 2023, 09:42:48 AM
he took such a kicking I almost feel bad for him.  the twitter verse is super rough on total dipshits
Title: Re: lol @ clay travis master thread
Post by: sonofdaxjones on June 30, 2023, 05:26:08 PM
:lol: :lol:

I still  :lol: :lol: at what a cluster eff Clay helped create at Tennessee that they're just now working their way out of . . . it almost makes me feel kind of bad for John Currie.  Had they listened to him they wouldn't have ended up with Jeremy "A Big Mac and a wad of cash" Pruitt.
Dax I want to sincerely apologize for initially doubting you could possibly turn this into a whaddaboutism.

Unfortunately you are part of a large resident class of #blueanongE'rs who believe that when someone disagrees with the abject lunacy of your collective movement, they are a MAGA . . . Putin Loving, racist, Nazi homophobe



Title: Re: lol @ clay travis master thread
Post by: Dugout DickStone on June 30, 2023, 05:42:07 PM
Clay is 10000% a maga dax.  He got caught going to a tiny teensy weensyd fundraiser and since then he has quadrupled down on maga.  Even going so far as to act perplexed that a smart phone gps knows pretty much exactly where you are when tracking (which every gambling app does whether you want it to or not).

This was met by resounding laughing by everyone but maga who nodded knowingly
Title: Re: lol @ clay travis master thread
Post by: sonofdaxjones on June 30, 2023, 05:49:30 PM
Clay is 10000% a maga dax.  He got caught going to a tiny teensy weensyd fundraiser and since then he has quadrupled down on maga.  Even going so far as to act perplexed that a smart phone gps knows pretty much exactly where you are when tracking (which every gambling app does whether you want it to or not).

This was met by resounding laughing by everyone but maga who nodded knowingly

I wasn't talking about Clay Travis in my response to cat.

I do not like Clay Travis, he occasionally makes a semi decent point, but most of the time he's just a derp, and I particularly dislike him because he just another in long string of SEC SEC SEC types that I can't rough ridin' stand.

Title: Re: lol @ clay travis master thread
Post by: Dugout DickStone on July 01, 2023, 09:49:44 AM
Clay is 10000% a maga dax.  He got caught going to a tiny teensy weensyd fundraiser and since then he has quadrupled down on maga.  Even going so far as to act perplexed that a smart phone gps knows pretty much exactly where you are when tracking (which every gambling app does whether you want it to or not).

This was met by resounding laughing by everyone but maga who nodded knowingly

I wasn't talking about Clay Travis in my response to cat.

I do not like Clay Travis, he occasionally makes a semi decent point, but most of the time he's just a derp, and I particularly dislike him because he just another in long string of SEC SEC SEC types that I can't rough ridin' stand.

yeah, I don't disagree with any of that.
Title: lol @ clay travis master thread
Post by: Institutional Control on September 25, 2023, 04:25:59 PM
https://twitter.com/timodc/status/1706283515879239891?s=46&t=hU61MNRKQXFa4a831KNtLg


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Title: Re: lol @ clay travis master thread
Post by: LickNeckey on September 25, 2023, 07:25:47 PM
Clay is 10000% a maga dax.  He got caught going to a tiny teensy weensyd fundraiser and since then he has quadrupled down on maga.  Even going so far as to act perplexed that a smart phone gps knows pretty much exactly where you are when tracking (which every gambling app does whether you want it to or not).

This was met by resounding laughing by everyone but maga who nodded knowingly

I wasn't talking about Clay Travis in my response to cat.

I do not like Clay Travis, he occasionally makes a semi decent point, but most of the time he's just a derp, and I particularly dislike him because he just another in long string of SEC SEC SEC types that I can't rough ridin' stand.

Common Ground!
Title: Re: lol @ clay travis master thread
Post by: star seed 7 on September 25, 2023, 09:13:50 PM
Of course dax hates clay, their political statements are nearly identical
Title: Re: lol @ clay travis master thread
Post by: Dugout DickStone on September 25, 2023, 09:27:29 PM
Of course dax hates clay, their political statements are nearly identical

he knows clay doesn't actually believe that and is just grifting boomers.  That's why he hates him.
Title: Re: lol @ clay travis master thread
Post by: michigancat on September 25, 2023, 09:53:21 PM
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Title: Re: lol @ clay travis master thread
Post by: Trim on September 25, 2023, 09:58:17 PM
:lol:
Title: Re: lol @ clay travis master thread
Post by: DaBigTrain on September 25, 2023, 10:53:03 PM
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 :ROFL:
Title: Re: lol @ clay travis master thread
Post by: Spracne on September 25, 2023, 11:11:06 PM
One of the greatest uses of that format I've seen.
Title: Re: lol @ clay travis master thread
Post by: Tobias on September 26, 2023, 12:06:33 AM
:lol:
Title: Re: lol @ clay travis master thread
Post by: star seed 7 on September 26, 2023, 12:35:37 AM
 :lol:
Title: Re: lol @ clay travis master thread
Post by: Dugout DickStone on September 26, 2023, 11:53:10 AM
Home run
Title: Re: lol @ clay travis master thread
Post by: cfbandyman on September 26, 2023, 12:37:23 PM
meme can retire, that's peak
Title: Re: lol @ clay travis master thread
Post by: MakeItRain on September 26, 2023, 01:08:39 PM
Stealing the crap out of that
Title: Re: lol @ clay travis master thread
Post by: sonofdaxjones on September 26, 2023, 02:20:11 PM
Of course dax hates clay, their political statements are nearly identical

It doesn't matter if I post something months ago or 60 seconds ago, StalkerBot.7 is eventually going to work in a response.

StalkerBot.7 a relentless stalking machine (and watcher of TexAgs)

Title: Re: lol @ clay travis master thread
Post by: star seed 7 on September 26, 2023, 02:28:46 PM
Dax, are you drunk again and forgot you posted about clay yesterday?
Title: Re: lol @ clay travis master thread
Post by: sonofdaxjones on September 26, 2023, 02:35:23 PM
My last post in this thread prior to today. 



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Re: lol @ clay travis master thread
« Reply #47 on: June 30, 2023, 05:49:30 PM »
Title: Re: lol @ clay travis master thread
Post by: star seed 7 on September 26, 2023, 02:44:07 PM
Ha! Maybe I'm drunk!
Title: Re: lol @ clay travis master thread
Post by: Spracne on September 26, 2023, 03:13:09 PM
Ha! Maybe I'm drunk!

Noooooooo! This is not the way! You must dig in and double-down, triple-down, etc.
Title: Re: lol @ clay travis master thread
Post by: sonofdaxjones on September 26, 2023, 03:31:16 PM
The way was already taken in the asking if I was drunk again.




Title: Re: lol @ clay travis master thread
Post by: Dugout DickStone on September 26, 2023, 03:37:51 PM
Ha! Maybe I'm drunk!

Noooooooo! This is not the way! You must dig in and double-down, triple-down, etc.

scream, cry then disappear for a week.
Title: Re: lol @ clay travis master thread
Post by: Sandstone Outcropping on February 28, 2024, 09:15:21 AM
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Title: Re: lol @ clay travis master thread
Post by: sonofdaxjones on February 28, 2024, 09:18:36 AM
The best part is watching Joe attempt to gurgle through questions about important world events while slopping ice cream into his hole.

Title: Re: lol @ clay travis master thread
Post by: steve dave on February 28, 2024, 09:49:14 AM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GHbNx2zXcAAjS-v?format=jpg&name=medium)

clay has to be the least confident man on the planet. and I'm on record as of today as not being confident enough to drive a shitty chrylser mini van.
Title: Re: lol @ clay travis master thread
Post by: Dugout DickStone on February 28, 2024, 10:22:31 AM
him not realizing it was a late night talk show bit is hilarious in and of its own
Title: Re: lol @ clay travis master thread
Post by: michigancat on August 19, 2024, 11:46:09 AM
Clay had been tweeting at mina kimes nonstop after she said she liked coach walz's masculinity and eventually she responded

https://x.com/minakimes/status/1825372743103328454
Title: Re: lol @ clay travis master thread
Post by: Dugout DickStone on August 19, 2024, 11:57:19 AM
Sweatily is so maga accurate
Title: Re: lol @ clay travis master thread
Post by: Stupid Fitz on August 19, 2024, 01:11:44 PM
I'm still fascinated by this dip crap. His whole shtick was such an obvious grift from the very beginning and he's still someone successful in it. It appears to be running its course a bit finally, but he made it a long time.
Title: Re: lol @ clay travis master thread
Post by: MakeItRain on August 19, 2024, 06:49:46 PM
https://x.com/BrettKollmann/status/1825653164412121594