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Title: HEADLINES: Mississippi State
Post by: DaBigTrain on September 03, 2018, 02:08:44 PM
Cats sleep through first 3 quarters still win 62-3
Mississippi state brings beloved Zsa Zsa, scares children during beatdown in Cat Town

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Title: Re: HEADLINES: Mississippi State
Post by: purplehaze on September 03, 2018, 03:25:06 PM
"SNYDER GETS MOORHEAD"
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"That was the best 4 hours of my life" -Snyder, post game

Title: Re: HEADLINES: Mississippi State
Post by: Sancho Panza on September 03, 2018, 03:29:10 PM
 :ROFL: :Chirp: :party: :emawkid: :Woohoo: :billdance: :flush:   :katpak:




Where do we change our money into Kansas money?
Title: Re: HEADLINES: Mississippi State
Post by: DaBigTrain on September 03, 2018, 04:20:11 PM
Where do we change our money into Kansas money?

https://free.bitcoin.com
Title: Re: HEADLINES: Mississippi State
Post by: HELLHAMMER on September 03, 2018, 04:25:33 PM

Where do we change our money into Kansas money?
Confederate money is worth less than the Venezuelan Bolívar.  Silly sharecropper.
Title: Re: HEADLINES: Mississippi State
Post by: Sancho Panza on September 03, 2018, 06:43:08 PM

Tried to buy any Confederate money lately?


Where do we change our money into Kansas money?
Confederate money is worth less than the Venezuelan Bolívar.  Silly sharecropper.
Title: Re: HEADLINES: Mississippi State
Post by: Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) on September 03, 2018, 07:12:30 PM
You don't "buy" currency, you hillbilly, you "exchange" it.
Title: Re: HEADLINES: Mississippi State
Post by: CHONGS on September 03, 2018, 07:24:59 PM
Here's a headline for you:

eff Mississippi State

No one likes that dumbass football team or school. 
Title: Re: HEADLINES: Mississippi State
Post by: puniraptor on September 03, 2018, 10:55:40 PM
CATS WRANGLE DOGS
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Patented U-shaped Gusset Insufficient to Contain K-State's Massive Offensive Package
Title: Re: HEADLINES: Mississippi State
Post by: SkinnyBenny on September 04, 2018, 10:31:30 PM
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Too Little, Too Late For K_Sate
Wlidcats Lick Their Fur Through First 3 Qtrs, Mount Sad 4Q Comeback That Falls Flatt
By Jon                 Brake

Quote
It seemed on Saturday night like these Wildcates spent too much time before the game hanging around Hillary's people, just stroking their own egos and believing their own hype. After triumphing in week one against the South Dakjkota Coyoyotes, Mississippi State rolled into LHC Bill Snyder Fam   ily Stadium and steamrolled the cats in a way not unlike the massive      electorial college steamrolling that  President Trump delivered to Hil-lie-ry in November 2016 when he began his courageous crusade to Make America Great Again.

Despite Nike's laughable decision this week to support and even promote thug leaders of misguided demonstrations that promote attacks on our troops and military, Kansas State refused to make UnderArmour the team's official supplier of uniforms. As such, the team met a fate similar to the one that is sure to befall Nike within the next week: a demotion in stature.

The K-State offense was less visible for the first three quarters than Obongo's birth certificate, and the defense was more porous than our southern border wall.

The now 1-1 'Cats have a lot of work to do, but there not              giving up, say the multiple white players we sought out in the lockerroom to interview . . .

Story continued on page 13, but the writing will be printed super blurry and you won't be able to read it

Full two-page spread of nothing but photos of puzzlingly pixellated football players where some of the colors just don't print at all, pp. 14-15

Some weird, kinda racist comic strip called Redeye, pg. 16. For some reason.


Title: Re: HEADLINES: Mississippi State
Post by: Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) on September 04, 2018, 11:13:08 PM
1 MISSISSIPPI 2 MISSISSIPPI 3 MISSISSIPPI 4 MISSISSIPPI 5 MISSISSIPPI SACKED BY KANSAS STATE
Title: Re: HEADLINES: Mississippi State
Post by: purplehaze on September 05, 2018, 08:29:13 AM
(https://www.manhattanfreepress.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/cropped-Header-1.jpg)

Too Little, Too Late For K_Sate
Wlidcats Lick Their Fur Through First 3 Qtrs, Mount Sad 4Q Comeback That Falls Flatt
By Jon                 Brake

Quote
It seemed on Saturday night like these Wildcates spent too much time before the game hanging around Hillary's people, just stroking their own egos and believing their own hype. After triumphing in week one against the South Dakjkota Coyoyotes, Mississippi State rolled into LHC Bill Snyder Fam   ily Stadium and steamrolled the cats in a way not unlike the massive      electorial college steamrolling that  President Trump delivered to Hil-lie-ry in November 2016 when he began his courageous crusade to Make America Great Again.

Despite Nike's laughable decision this week to support and even promote thug leaders of misguided demonstrations that promote attacks on our troops and military, Kansas State refused to make UnderArmour the team's official supplier of uniforms. As such, the team met a fate similar to the one that is sure to befall Nike within the next week: a demotion in stature.

The K-State offense was less visible for the first three quarters than Obongo's birth certificate, and the defense was more porous than our southern border wall.

The now 1-1 'Cats have a lot of work to do, but there not              giving up, say the multiple white players we sought out in the lockerroom to interview . . .

Story continued on page 13, but the writing will be printed super blurry and you won't be able to read it

Full two-page spread of nothing but photos of puzzlingly pixellated football players where some of the colors just don't print at all, pp. 14-15

Some weird, kinda racist comic strip called Redeye, pg. 16. For some reason.

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Title: Re: HEADLINES: Mississippi State
Post by: Sancho Panza on September 08, 2018, 02:45:58 PM
MState goes in dry on Manhattan High School  :billdance: