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Title: HAI GUISE!!!!
Post by: billyheisman on May 24, 2010, 06:37:03 PM
HAY DEWDS!!!

I just took a massive dump that resembled the virgin Mary.  I wanted to tell you all about it.  That is all. 
Title: Re: HAI GUISE!!!!
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on May 24, 2010, 06:38:33 PM
HAY DEWDS!!!

I just took a massive dump that resembled the virgin Mary.  I wanted to tell you all about it.  That is all.  

pic?  :fatty:
Title: Re: HAI GUISE!!!!
Post by: Paul Moscow on May 24, 2010, 06:39:49 PM
If she's weeping I'd be interested in seeing.
Title: Re: HAI GUISE!!!!
Post by: billyheisman on May 24, 2010, 06:43:47 PM
HAY DEWDS!!!

I just took a massive dump that resembled the virgin Mary.  I wanted to tell you all about it.  That is all.  

pic?  :fatty:

I didn't think it would be fair to Mary to take her pic in such a state.  I'm afraid she's been flushed down my holy grail, and never to be seen again.  All I have are my own memories of the glorious, spiritual event.  
Title: Re: HAI GUISE!!!!
Post by: billyheisman on May 24, 2010, 06:50:08 PM
If she's weeping I'd be interested in seeing.

The only weeping going on was from my own eyes.  The pungency of my brand will make even the strongest men cry in fear.  
Title: Re: HAI GUISE!!!!
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on May 24, 2010, 06:53:32 PM
HAY DEWDS!!!

I just took a massive dump that resembled the virgin Mary.  I wanted to tell you all about it.  That is all.  

pic?  :fatty:

I didn't think it would be fair to Mary to take her pic in such a state.  I'm afraid she's been flushed down my holy grail, and never to be seen again.  All I have are my own memories of the glorious, spiritual event.  

whoa. wait a minute. are you saying that you not only don't have a picture of it, but that you also flushed it down the toilet. eff man. what are you, Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!)?

Title: Re: HAI GUISE!!!!
Post by: CHONGS on May 24, 2010, 08:25:25 PM
misleading thread, was expecting cyclone carl not this....
Title: Re: HAI GUISE!!!!
Post by: Kat Kid on May 24, 2010, 10:29:03 PM
solid opening.
Title: Re: HAI GUISE!!!!
Post by: billyheisman on May 24, 2010, 10:32:11 PM
solid opening.

Why do you have a picture of Tracy McGrady as your avatar?
Title: Re: HAI GUISE!!!!
Post by: nicname on May 24, 2010, 10:43:37 PM
Banned from phog.net?
Title: Re: HAI GUISE!!!!
Post by: billyheisman on May 24, 2010, 10:47:28 PM
Banned from phog.net?

Banned from your mom dot com, brah


and yes
Title: Re: HAI GUISE!!!!
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on May 24, 2010, 10:53:13 PM
Banned from phog.net?

Banned from your mom dot com, brah


and yes

that sucks. that place bans a lot of people fwiw.

back to your poop... did you really flush it down and not even take pics or were you just kidding? pm if needed. thx.
Title: Re: HAI GUISE!!!!
Post by: Kat Kid on May 25, 2010, 10:26:55 AM
last day of school ice coming to HW.
Title: Re: HAI GUISE!!!!
Post by: hillwalking03 on May 25, 2010, 10:30:04 AM
Banned from phog.net?

Banned from your mom dot com, brah


and yes

The42Yardstick and I welcome you.  If you run into Randythehelpfulpineapple please point him this way.

 :kstatriot: <------ except KU'y
Title: Re: HAI GUISE!!!!
Post by: pissclams on May 25, 2010, 10:37:03 AM
who was the guy in BH's phog avatar?
Title: Re: HAI GUISE!!!!
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on May 25, 2010, 10:38:11 AM
who was the guy in BH's phog avatar?

i'm going w/ edf. it seems like once a year someone will post his pic and get banned or forced to take it down or something.
Title: Re: HAI GUISE!!!!
Post by: CNS on May 25, 2010, 10:42:23 AM
Flushing that was prolly the most Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) thing you could have done.  Something like that has Ebay written all over it.  Really should fracking think next time.
Title: Re: HAI GUISE!!!!
Post by: billyheisman on May 25, 2010, 11:06:33 AM
last day of school ice coming to HW.

Excellent, Bro Namath.  Make sure it's of the !pineapple! or other gross variety. 
Title: Re: HAI GUISE!!!!
Post by: billyheisman on May 25, 2010, 11:07:33 AM
who was the guy in BH's phog avatar?

It was the love child of Bill Whittemore and Todd Reesing.  I called him Bill Reesingmore. 
Title: Re: HAI GUISE!!!!
Post by: pissclams on May 25, 2010, 12:20:14 PM
who was the guy in BH's phog avatar?

It was the love child of Bill Whittemore and Todd Reesing.  I called him Bill Reesingmore. 
got it, thanks.
one of the greatest things about !pineapple! ice is that it also says !nuevo! on the 6 pack carton.  of course both of the begining !'s are upside down on !pineapple! and !nuevo!

mods, can you add an upside down ! to my keyboard tia?  mods?
Title: Re: HAI GUISE!!!!
Post by: The42Yardstick on May 25, 2010, 12:32:20 PM
 :pbj:
Title: Re: HAI GUISE!!!!
Post by: The Whale on May 25, 2010, 03:43:01 PM
¡¡¡   :users:
Title: Re: HAI GUISE!!!!
Post by: pissclams on May 25, 2010, 05:41:22 PM
¡¡¡   :users:
hax.  ! 
Title: Re: HAI GUISE!!!!
Post by: billyheisman on May 25, 2010, 10:52:35 PM
Artist's rendering

(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi174.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fw91%2Fbillyheisman%2FMotherMaryDump.png%3Ft%3D1274845794&hash=02a56851060ab2b32068fd9b7feea6353f92a2a1)