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Title: Hey Pokes!
Post by: Kat Kid on January 23, 2010, 05:57:07 PM
Stillwater?
 ::)

MORE LIKE STOOLWATER!
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Title: Re: Hey Pokes!
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on January 24, 2010, 02:50:22 PM
good point. osu might have won the game, but they still have to live in stillwater. what a cesspool.
Title: Re: Hey Pokes!
Post by: Dugout DickStone on January 24, 2010, 03:27:04 PM
Sounds like Stoolbend?

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Title: Re: Hey Pokes!
Post by: EMAWmeister on June 29, 2011, 02:11:24 AM
stillwater blows
Title: Re: Hey Pokes!
Post by: steve dave on June 29, 2011, 08:08:24 AM
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There is honestly not a single good place to eat in Stillwater.  Not one.  Every place in town is owned by the Eskimo Joes people.  

Mexican restaraunt?  
Mexico Joes
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Italian?  
Joseppi's
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They used to own the only seafood type place but it finally closed when they realized they were trying to sell seafood in Stillwater.  The owner has some sort of weird pull with the city and everytime someone wants to open a new place to eat he tells the city that he will open a place with that kind of food if they block the new restaraunt. 
Title: Re: Hey Pokes!
Post by: jmlynch1 on June 29, 2011, 08:47:30 AM
The red lobster put it out of business, which is hilarious.
Title: Re: Hey Pokes!
Post by: OK_Cat on June 29, 2011, 09:05:19 AM
i'm friends with the guy who owns all those places.  Great dude, lots of money.  Very Ostateo.   :kstategrad:
Title: Re: Hey Pokes!
Post by: Johnny Wichita on June 29, 2011, 09:53:56 AM
There is honestly not a single good place to eat in Stillwater.  Not one.  Every place in town is owned by the Eskimo Joes people.  


Freddie Pauls?  I've never eaten there so I don't know if it is good.  I like Hideaway as far as crappy pizza places go. 
Title: Re: Hey Pokes!
Post by: skycat on June 30, 2011, 12:42:45 PM
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There is honestly not a single good place to eat in Stillwater.  Not one.  Every place in town is owned by the Eskimo Joes people.  

Mexican restaraunt?  
Mexico Joes
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Italian?  
Joseppi's
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They used to own the only seafood type place but it finally closed when they realized they were trying to sell seafood in Stillwater.  The owner has some sort of weird pull with the city and everytime someone wants to open a new place to eat he tells the city that he will open a place with that kind of food if they block the new restaraunt. 

Good god. What a dystopian nightmare.
Title: Re: Hey Pokes!
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on June 30, 2011, 01:09:43 PM
Do they have an Olive Garden?
Title: Re: Hey Pokes!
Post by: steve dave on June 30, 2011, 01:18:25 PM
Do they have an Olive Garden?

they tried to put one in but eskimo joes guy blocked with with Joseppis. 
Title: Re: Hey Pokes!
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on June 30, 2011, 01:35:16 PM
Do they have an Olive Garden?

they tried to put one in but eskimo joes guy blocked with with Joseppis. 

Damn, that sucks. I wonder what eskimo joes guy will put in to block PF Chang's.
Title: Re: Hey Pokes!
Post by: felix rex on June 30, 2011, 01:57:45 PM
Do they have an Olive Garden?

they tried to put one in but eskimo joes guy blocked with with Joseppis. 

Damn, that sucks. I wonder what eskimo joes guy will put in to block PF Chang's.

Tojoe's
Title: Re: Hey Pokes!
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on June 30, 2011, 02:01:30 PM
Do they have an Olive Garden?

they tried to put one in but eskimo joes guy blocked with with Joseppis. 

Damn, that sucks. I wonder what eskimo joes guy will put in to block PF Chang's.

Tojoe's

I was thinking Ching Joe Chang.
Title: Re: Hey Pokes!
Post by: bakerman on June 30, 2011, 02:08:28 PM
Do they have an Olive Garden?

they tried to put one in but eskimo joes guy blocked with with Joseppis. 

Damn, that sucks. I wonder what eskimo joes guy will put in to block PF Chang's.

Tojoe's

I was thinking Ching Joe Chang.



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Title: Re: Hey Pokes!
Post by: Gooch on June 30, 2011, 07:15:25 PM
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This is so racist but so great all at same time.
Title: Re: Hey Pokes!
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on June 30, 2011, 07:18:05 PM
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This is so racist but so great all at same time.

It would be really easy to turn that face into the Eskimo Joe guy, too.
Title: Re: Hey Pokes!
Post by: 'taterblast on June 30, 2011, 07:55:44 PM
very intrigued by this thread. totally inconspicuous, started in january, only to pick up with steam in late june. just the nature of bbs'ing, i guess.
Title: Re: Hey Pokes!
Post by: steve dave on June 30, 2011, 07:59:55 PM
sd:  yeah, I'll have a beer
(waiter at mexico joes goes to get beer, comes back with plastic throw away mexico joes cup...kind of like the Royals plastic cups that most of you prolly collected by the billions)
 :dubious:
Title: Re: Hey Pokes!
Post by: jmlynch1 on June 30, 2011, 08:46:03 PM
sd:  yeah, I'll have a beer
(waiter at mexico joes goes to get beer, comes back with plastic throw away mexico joes cup...kind of like the Royals plastic cups that most of you prolly collected by the billions)
 :dubious:
Yeah that is annoying. Fun fact: right before this thread was started Asava marched out of Mexico Joes stealing the Cumpleanos Sombrero atop his head.
Title: Re: Hey Pokes!
Post by: steve dave on June 30, 2011, 08:48:29 PM
sd:  yeah, I'll have a beer
(waiter at mexico joes goes to get beer, comes back with plastic throw away mexico joes cup...kind of like the Royals plastic cups that most of you prolly collected by the billions)
 :dubious:
Yeah that is annoying. Fun fact: right before this thread was started Asava marched out of Mexico Joes stealing the Cumpleanos Sombrero atop his head.

huh, I'll be damned
Title: Re: Hey Pokes!
Post by: OK_Cat on July 01, 2011, 08:52:59 AM
laugh it up all you want, but last christmas, ok_cat recieved a basket of goodies for christmas from mr. eskimo joe's, and none of you did.

soak it all up, boys.   :gocho:
Title: Re: Hey Pokes!
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on July 01, 2011, 08:56:53 AM
laugh it up all you want, but last christmas, ok_cat recieved a basket of goodies for christmas from mr. eskimo joe's, and none of you did.

soak it all up, boys.   :gocho:

T-shirts, plastic cups, gift cards to Mexico Joe's, etc?
Title: Re: Hey Pokes!
Post by: EllToPay on July 01, 2011, 08:58:31 AM
laugh it up all you want, but last christmas, ok_cat recieved a basket of goodies for christmas from mr. eskimo joe's, and none of you did.

soak it all up, boys.   :gocho:

you're slowly becoming a milder version of haverhill (every post sticking up for your home state/area)
Title: Re: Hey Pokes!
Post by: OK_Cat on July 01, 2011, 08:59:25 AM
laugh it up all you want, but last christmas, ok_cat recieved a basket of goodies for christmas from mr. eskimo joe's, and none of you did.

soak it all up, boys.   :gocho:

T-shirts, plastic cups, gift cards to Mexico Joe's, etc?

cheese and sausage   :drool:
Title: Re: Hey Pokes!
Post by: OK_Cat on July 01, 2011, 09:00:48 AM
laugh it up all you want, but last christmas, ok_cat recieved a basket of goodies for christmas from mr. eskimo joe's, and none of you did.

soak it all up, boys.   :gocho:

you're slowly becoming a milder version of haverhill (every post sticking up for your home state/area)

oklahoma is arguably more backwoods and redneck than any other state in the nation, i won't try and deny that.  i am surrounded by hunters/fishers/farmers.   :dubious:
Title: Re: Hey Pokes!
Post by: EllToPay on July 01, 2011, 09:02:02 AM
laugh it up all you want, but last christmas, ok_cat recieved a basket of goodies for christmas from mr. eskimo joe's, and none of you did.

soak it all up, boys.   :gocho:

you're slowly becoming a milder version of haverhill (every post sticking up for your home state/area)

oklahoma is arguably more backwoods and redneck than any other state in the nation, i won't try and deny that.  i am surrounded by hunters/fishers/farmers.   :dubious:


 :driving:
Title: Re: Hey Pokes!
Post by: 'taterblast on July 01, 2011, 09:11:04 AM

oklahoma is arguably more backwoods and redneck than any other state in the nation, i won't try and deny that.  i am surrounded by hunters/fishers/farmers.   :dubious:

how's the racism down there? i've heard stories.
Title: Re: Hey Pokes!
Post by: Johnny Wichita on July 01, 2011, 09:34:39 AM

oklahoma is arguably more backwoods and redneck than any other state in the nation, i won't try and deny that.  i am surrounded by hunters/fishers/farmers.   :dubious:

how's the racism down there? i've heard stories.

It's a friendly, racism-with-a-smile and big heart kind of racism.  Most of them don't understand that it is wrong and makes them look ignorant.   
Title: Re: Hey Pokes!
Post by: Trim on July 01, 2011, 09:35:39 AM
DON'T MAKE MIR HAVE TO TAKE OFF HIS BELT
Title: Re: Hey Pokes!
Post by: Johnny Wichita on July 01, 2011, 09:38:33 AM
DON'T MAKE MIR HAVE TO TAKE OFF HIS BELT

Remember the friendly old racist lady at Wendy's?  She was so sweet with her racism.  Like a cute little bunny rabbit that also happens to be a huge friendly racist. 
Title: Re: Hey Pokes!
Post by: Gooch on July 01, 2011, 09:41:11 AM
DON'T MAKE MIR HAVE TO TAKE OFF HIS BELT

Trim - we need to hurry and get him (MIR) to the border before for sundown.
Old lady at Stillwater Wendy's - yeah you probably better.

:lol:
Title: Re: Hey Pokes!
Post by: steve dave on July 01, 2011, 09:46:20 AM
pffftttt
Title: Re: Hey Pokes!
Post by: Emo EMAW on July 01, 2011, 09:51:02 AM
Kinda jealous we don't have as many indians as OK.  Even Nebraska has more than us.  WTF?
Title: Re: Hey Pokes!
Post by: Trim on July 01, 2011, 10:05:47 AM
DON'T MAKE MIR HAVE TO TAKE OFF HIS BELT

Remember the friendly old racist lady at Wendy's?  She was so sweet with her racism.  Like a cute little bunny rabbit that also happens to be a huge friendly racist. 

Yep, and I'll take a non-Joe-produced frosty.
Title: Re: Hey Pokes!
Post by: Johnny Wichita on July 01, 2011, 10:30:37 AM
Kinda jealous we don't have as many indians as OK.  Even Nebraska has more than us.  WTF?

Well I just gave us another one about 8 months ago.  I feel I'm doing my part. 
Title: Re: Hey Pokes!
Post by: wetwillie on July 01, 2011, 11:05:09 AM
Kinda jealous we don't have as many indians as OK.  Even Nebraska has more than us.  WTF?

Well I just gave us another one about 8 months ago.  I feel I'm doing my part. 

:horrorsurprise:
Title: Re: Hey Pokes!
Post by: Kat Kid on July 01, 2011, 04:57:43 PM
Kinda jealous we don't have as many indians as OK.  Even Nebraska has more than us.  WTF?

Well I just gave us another one about 8 months ago.  I feel I'm doing my part. 

Look at you, 1 little indian.
Title: Re: Hey Pokes!
Post by: Dugout DickStone on July 01, 2011, 10:48:31 PM
Kinda jealous we don't have as many indians as OK.  Even Nebraska has more than us.  WTF?

Well I just gave us another one about 8 months ago.  I feel I'm doing my part. 

Well, Pete knocked one out in a knife fight about that same time so we break even.