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General Discussion => The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit => Topic started by: renocat on October 25, 2017, 05:52:54 PM

Title: Hunters. God's gift to humanity. Kill, kill, kill worthless critters.
Post by: renocat on October 25, 2017, 05:52:54 PM
If I could I'd blow up  the fury tailed bastards with dynamite.  But I don't want to go to jail.  So huntin killers do your job.  I probably kill a few with my car.
 :runaway:
Title: Re: Hunters. Dang worthless deer. Kill, kill, kill.
Post by: star seed 7 on October 25, 2017, 06:30:02 PM
Move to civilization
Title: Re: Hunters. Dang worthless deer. Kill, kill, kill.
Post by: renocat on October 28, 2017, 09:25:07 PM
http://www.cnn.com/2017/10/28/politics/donald-trump-jr-pheasant-hunt/index.html
A critter killer.  Hot danglers.
Title: Re: Hunters. God's gift to humanity. Kill, kill, kill worthless critters.
Post by: renocat on October 29, 2017, 03:39:09 PM
https://townhall.com/columnists/douggiles/2009/01/18/a-theology-of-hunting-why-god-loves-hunting--hunters-n1035256
Hey, St. Dillweed, have you ever actually read the gospels or do you just smoke ganja and make this crap up as you go? FYI: The majority of Jesus’ chosen disciples were fishermen, and the fish they gathered didn’t die of old age. For God’s sake, Jesus himself was part and parcel of killing so many fish—I’m sorry, “catching” so many fish—that at one point Peter’s boat nearly sank under the weight of this Christ-spawned catch (Luke 5).
Title: Re: Hunters. God's gift to humanity. Kill, kill, kill worthless critters.
Post by: star seed 7 on October 29, 2017, 04:04:20 PM
Reno, relating to the thread title, why did god make "worthless" critters to begin with?
Title: Re: Hunters. God's gift to humanity. Kill, kill, kill worthless critters.
Post by: Dugout DickStone on October 29, 2017, 04:11:57 PM
That's fake like war on Christmas.  No one actually thinks Jesus didn't fish
Title: Re: Hunters. God's gift to humanity. Kill, kill, kill worthless critters.
Post by: renocat on October 29, 2017, 05:27:45 PM
Quote from: libliblibliblibliblib on October 29, 2017, 04:04:20 PM
Reno, relating to the thread title, why did god make "worthless" critters to begin with?
God's critters in Garden of Eden were perfect, not worthless.  Then human sinned and threw everything off kilter.  Regessive genes kicked, species doing unnatural things with other species, and the species trying to adapt to a changing world.  All of these problems got concentrated on the Ark.  I suppose things spiraled down hill after that.  The Stupidist and most ignorant critters reside in SE Reno County.  Why?  Libs I wish I knew.  I have 3 deer that live to dart in front of me between home.and town.  I have a.hoarde of.possum, ratcoons, and.skunks descending on my home.  I had a damn cardinal all summer.that would.sit on our car side mirrors and fight his reflection and loose bowel control.all over my car.  I am perturbed at nature.
Title: Re: Hunters. God's gift to humanity. Kill, kill, kill worthless critters.
Post by: star seed 7 on October 29, 2017, 06:00:09 PM
maybe god is punishing you
Title: Re: Hunters. God's gift to humanity. Kill, kill, kill worthless critters.
Post by: Dugout DickStone on October 29, 2017, 06:18:01 PM
Quote from: libliblibliblibliblib on October 29, 2017, 06:00:09 PM
maybe god is punishing you

It's no doubt this
Title: Re: Hunters. God's gift to humanity. Kill, kill, kill worthless critters.
Post by: IPA4Me on October 29, 2017, 08:07:02 PM
Sins of the father.
Title: Re: Hunters. God's gift to humanity. Kill, kill, kill worthless critters.
Post by: renocat on October 29, 2017, 10:09:45 PM
The earliest Christians said that the devil appear as blue lit angel.  Every since cell towers have been using blue flashing lights, critters are going goofy; not afraid of any humans.  Demon possessed.  I suppose they could.be affected by the aliens that live at the bottom of Cheney Lake.  Whatever, hunting is ridding Reno of these varmits.
Title: Re: Hunters. God's gift to humanity. Kill, kill, kill worthless critters.
Post by: Dugout DickStone on October 30, 2017, 10:31:59 AM
Quote from: renocat on October 29, 2017, 10:09:45 PM
The earliest Christians said that the devil appear as blue lit angel.  Every since cell towers have been using blue flashing lights, critters are going goofy; not afraid of any humans.  Demon possessed.  I suppose they could.be affected by the aliens that live at the bottom of Cheney Lake.  Whatever, hunting is ridding Reno of these varmits.

Critters are very afraid of me.  Maybe you are being beta?
Title: Re: Hunters. God's gift to humanity. Kill, kill, kill worthless critters.
Post by: star seed 7 on October 30, 2017, 10:33:59 AM
I have zero critter problems  :dunno: