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TITLETOWN - A Decade Long Celebration Of The Greatest Achievement In College Athletics History => Kansas State Football => Topic started by: steve dave on September 11, 2017, 03:34:59 PM
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What do you think the score will be of this weekends "tilt"? :thumbs:
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Not allowed to post, but I will give the 'ole "bump" as they call it so our experts see this thread.
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They will try to play us with unbound anger. I do think they will be wearing cowboy boots, as they think that will give them an advantage.
But I believe the only crap to be kicked will be by Jesse and the gang. :thumbsup:
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Open up the playbook a little more this week, defense still a bit suspect but looked better. Should have everyone back healthy(ish)
48-13 qats
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kslim, I tend to agree, but I must add that the 13 predicted points are in the fourth quarter when we are letting our second team and freshman get some playing time.
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Do you know why the Vandy football team should change its name to the “Possums”?
– Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.
Why doesn’t Vandy have ice on the sidelines?
– The guy with the recipe graduated.
What do you get when you drive slowly by the Vandy campus?
– A degree.
How do you get a Vandy graduate off your porch?
– Pay him for the pizza.
Why is it that the Vandy football team doesn’t have a web site?
– They can’t string three “Ws” together.
Did you hear that a Vandy player was almost killed in a tragic horseback-riding accident?
– He fell from the horse and was nearly trampled to death.
Thank God the manager of the K-Mart came out and unplugged it.
What are the best four years of a Vandy student’s life?
Third grade.
Johnny says to his mom: I want to be a Commodore when I grow up.
– Mom: But Johnny, you can’t do both.
A Tennessee student and a Vandy student are both using the men’s room. When they finish their business, the Tennessee student heads for the door, while the Vandy student heads for the sink.
The Commodore calls to the Tennessee student, “At Vandy, they teach us to wash our hands after using the bathroom.”
The Tennessee student replies, “At Tennessee, they teach us not to pee on our hands.”
I heard that Vandy Coach was only dressing twenty-two players against Tennessee.
– He said the rest could dress themselves!
How many Commodores does it take to screw in a light bulb?
– One, but he gets 3 credit hours.
What is the difference between a Commodore and Rice Crispies?
– Rice Crispies know what to do in a bowl.
Where was O.J. hiding right before the famous white Bronco Chase?
– On the Vandy campus. That’s the last place you’d find a football player.
Why don’t Commodores let their kids play in sand boxes?
– Because the cats keep covering them up.
A Commodore walks into a doctor’s office and removes his hat to reveal a frog sitting on his head. The doctor asks, “How can I help you?”
– The frog replies, ‘I was wondering if you could help me get this wart off my butt.’
Why do Commodores keep their diplomas on their dashboards?
– So they can park in handicap spaces.
What do you call a good looking girl on the Vandy campus?
– A visitor.
What did the Vandy graduate say to the Tennessee graduate upon meeting?
– Hi! Welcome to McDonald’s. May I take your order please?
What do you call 144 Commodores?
– Gross ignorance.
Did you hear about the power outage at the Vandy library?
– Forty Commodores were stuck on the escalator for three hours.
Did you hear about the fire in Vandy’s football dorm that destroyed 20 books?
– The real tragedy was that 15 hadn’t been colored yet.
Did you hear the Rolling Stones are playing at Vandy’s stadium?
– Yeah, They’re 10-point favorites.
Did you hear the story about the semi-truck carrying pigs that flipped over on the Vandy campus?
– The officials had to check ID’s before letting anyone back on board.
What do a Vandy student and an Tennessee student have in common?
– They both got accepted to Vandy.
What does the average Vandy student get on his SAT?
– Drool.
What do you get when you breed a groundhog and a Commodore?
– Six more weeks of bad football.
Tennessee is playing at Vandy, which has a first down with three minutes left in the half. A Vandy fan sets off a firecracker, and Tennessee, thinking it’s the end of the half, runs off the field.
– Three plays later, Vandy punts.
What should you do if you find three Commodores buried up to their necks in cement?
– Get more cement!
How do you make Commodore cookies?
– Put them in a big Bowl and beat for 3 hours!
What do Vandy grads and tornadoes have in common?
– They both move around a lot, but they all wind up in trailer parks.
Why did Vandy rise in the rankings this past week?
– Because the sportswriters and coaches considered ‘BYE’ as tougher than any other opponent Vandy has played so far this season.
How many Vandy freshmen does it take to change a light bulb?
– None, it’s a sophomore course.
What’s the difference between a Commodore and a carp?
– One is a bottom-feeding, scum sucker, and the other is a fish.
College Football Jokes on Vandy...(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2FgoEMAW.com%2Fforum%2FSmileys%2FgoEMAW%2FROFL.gif&hash=6bba8807037f47549325f7bacc2721aa5071ac45)
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Katdaddy taking it a little too far.
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Katdaddy taking it a little too far.
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All for your entertainment. (https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2FgoEMAW.com%2Fforum%2FSmileys%2FgoEMAW%2FBeer%2520Chug.gif&hash=f1aaab24bd1d387f83139d90346f4f4627ab5e08)
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rebel board!
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Without a doubt Steve Daves best thread yet!
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lfbiq here, but i think it will be close. imho vandy's a legit top 25 team and currently underrated. that defense is legit. the results may not bare that out though, as they play us, bama, fla, uga, @miss, and @sce in successive wks.
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I appreciate it when the HFBIQ posters get together for a definitive breakdown thread like this one.
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Katdaddy Yes!
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lfbiq here, but i think it will be close. imho vandy's a legit top 25 team and currently underrated. that defense is legit. the results may not bare that out though, as they play us, bama, fla, uga, @miss, and @sce in successive wks.
What makes you think the defense is legit?
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lfbiq here, but i think it will be close. imho vandy's a legit top 25 team and currently underrated. that defense is legit. the results may not bare that out though, as they play us, bama, fla, uga, @miss, and @sce in successive wks.
What makes you think the defense is legit?
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they were real good last year. just read the q & a the rivals vandy guy did w/jmart and he seems confident they're just as good or better. i know, consider the source there, and they have also played inferior competition like our cats. i guess you could say it's a "hunch" since i can't back up this opinion w/_Fan like statz
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lfbiq here, but i think it will be close. imho vandy's a legit top 25 team and currently underrated. that defense is legit. the results may not bare that out though, as they play us, bama, fla, uga, @miss, and @sce in successive wks.
What makes you think the defense is legit?
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That's the lfbiq part. (https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2FgoEMAW.com%2Fforum%2FSmileys%2FgoEMAW%2FWha...gif&hash=fdc4ced30f0e4b0c31706079ecfd0389582a0a04)
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lfbiq here, but i think it will be close. imho vandy's a legit top 25 team and currently underrated. that defense is legit. the results may not bare that out though, as they play us, bama, fla, uga, @miss, and @sce in successive wks.
What makes you think the defense is legit?
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That's the lfbiq part. (https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2FgoEMAW.com%2Fforum%2FSmileys%2FgoEMAW%2FWha...gif&hash=fdc4ced30f0e4b0c31706079ecfd0389582a0a04)
true. suffice it to say, i'll be very pleased (and take it as a great sign) if we move the ball at will and win comfortably.
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lfbiq here, but i think it will be close. imho vandy's a legit top 25 team and currently underrated. that defense is legit. the results may not bare that out though, as they play us, bama, fla, uga, @miss, and @sce in successive wks.
What makes you think the defense is legit?
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they were real good last year. just read the q & a the rivals vandy guy did w/jmart and he seems confident they're just as good or better. i know, consider the source there, and they have also played inferior competition like our cats. i guess you could say it's a "hunch" since i can't back up this opinion w/_Fan like statz
He said he was very much a cheeseburger guy and listed j.alexander's as his top pick.
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The advanced metrics put Vandy's defense around 40th in the country last year. Offense around 90-100. Special teams around 75. Overall about #60, slightly worse than Texas, TCU, Baylor and slightly better than Tech.
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(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2FgoEMAW.com%2Fforum%2FSmileys%2FgoEMAW%2FBoard%2520users.gif&hash=626fca0792624f546d5ac3ab5634785099b8ae06) Manhatter, what say you?
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Sorry _FAN, didn't see your post.
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Anybody's defense looks good when you play in the SEC.
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Isn't manhatter dead?
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I'll try to fill in for a missing HFBIQ poster:
Our efficiency on Offense is way better and their efficiency on Defense the past years has benefited from playing, not only in the SEC, but in the SEC East. I've watched some Vandy tape from this season and really believe that our boys move their hips better than theirs. This will give us the edge we need. Cats 48 - 20
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What the hell is a Commodore? MerrimWebster says a yacht captain. Flatlander plow boys going to give Commodores butt sores, butt reamer USA. What is a Vanderbilt? Heard they make designer sissy pants. Head they call themselves Doris. Their coach told his team we are going to die like men on Saturday, but Title 9 gal said you can't say that. Now it's feminine hypnosis.
http://m.selfgrowth.com/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.selfgrowth.com%2Farticles%2Ffeminizing-yourself-through-feminized-hypnosis&utm_referrer=#2758
McGrane will be huge. Barnes and Warmak will be freight train. Ertz will ship more air cargo than UPS. Defense will make a couple of big plays. And Vanderbilt will think cause we are SEC we can kick to the Cats, arrogant moron dies.
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The advanced metrics put Vandy's defense around 40th in the country last year. Offense around 90-100. Special teams around 75. Overall about #60, slightly worse than Texas, TCU, Baylor and slightly better than Tech.
thx, _fan, for providing "facts." i still think they're gonna be a handful. to reiterate, will be happy if we throttle them.
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I'm pretty sure their mascot is based on the classic computer.
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/84/C64c_system.jpg/220px-C64c_system.jpg)
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I'm pretty sure their mascot is based on the classic computer.
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/84/C64c_system.jpg/220px-C64c_system.jpg)
that is a super good "nerd" joke. am laugh-snorting coffee onto keyboard irl
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Jesus Christ, guys. I believe by definition a Commodore is a man with magnificent sideburns. Think their helmets cover up most of theirs, but they honor it on the sleeves of their jerseys, I think.
Classic Commodore here:
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/09/Cornelius_Vanderbilt_by_Howell_%26_Meyer.jpg/170px-Cornelius_Vanderbilt_by_Howell_%26_Meyer.jpg)
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Commode (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Commode)
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Commode (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Commode)
Thanks MadCat, I was under the impression that it was some kind of shitter... like Johnny on the Spot. :dunno:
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I don't think I'm HFBIQ but I will oblige for entertainment purposes only.
Vandy offense: they have struggled to run the ball the first two games and no idea how generic they have been in the run game since they didn't need to depend on it to beat the first two opponents. They don't have dangerous players on the edge but their QB is poised, smart and will take what we give him.
Vandy defense: a very solid unit with a great deal of experience. They don't have athletes on that side of the ball like the premiere SEC teams but as a unit they are stubborn and smart.
We will win but I don't anticipate it being a blowout. If it is then we are REALLY good. I think it will be more like a 31-20 / 34-21 type game where the Cats take on a TD fairly late to salt it away. I just can't see their offense outscoring ours in this one.
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thoughts on The Hit SquadTM Manhatter?
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Besides our game, I am interested in Vanderbilt's next game, given that they play Bama. Not many chances to potentially gauge this team against Bama by using the same opponent @Vanderbilt and only the next week (I know there is a lot of noise in the analogy, but still)
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Besides our game, I am interested in Vanderbilt's next game, given that they play Bama. Not many chances to potentially gauge this team against Bama by using the same opponent @Vanderbilt and only the next week (I know there is a lot of noise in the analogy, but still)
It's going to be really hard to judge how we stack up to Alabama, given the physicality of our football team. I expect Vanderbilt to get beaten up pretty badly by the time we get through with them. I just wish they had a bye before the Alabama game.
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Besides our game, I am interested in Vanderbilt's next game, given that they play Bama. Not many chances to potentially gauge this team against Bama by using the same opponent @Vanderbilt and only the next week (I know there is a lot of noise in the analogy, but still)
It's going to be really hard to judge how we stack up to Alabama, given the physicality of our football team. I expect Vanderbilt to get beaten up pretty badly by the time we get through with them. I just wish they had a bye before the Alabama game.
In general I agree with the fatigue being a factor, the true noise I was referring to was personnel being as consistent as possible (for both teams) between the two games. But I do like that the games are close, though the bye week would be ideal. It does give a pretty decent shot at showing both teams "at this point" as you're going to get.
A fun thought experiment me and a coworker had was what if K-State beats Vandy by more than Bama? It shouldn't really mean anything but it would make for an interesting time. I mean, think of the BBS'n we could do with that.
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I don't think I'm HFBIQ but I will oblige for entertainment purposes only.
Vandy offense: they have struggled to run the ball the first two games and no idea how generic they have been in the run game since they didn't need to depend on it to beat the first two opponents. They don't have dangerous players on the edge but their QB is poised, smart and will take what we give him.
Vandy defense: a very solid unit with a great deal of experience. They don't have athletes on that side of the ball like the premiere SEC teams but as a unit they are stubborn and smart.
We will win but I don't anticipate it being a blowout. If it is then we are REALLY good. I think it will be more like a 31-20 / 34-21 type game where the Cats take on a TD fairly late to salt it away. I just can't see their offense outscoring ours in this one.
that seems like an eminently reasonable take, and one i hope comes to fruition.
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and, also, this is why goEMAW sucks. like 2 ppl actually care and the rest are trolls
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It's going to be like the 2012 game at WVU, only less surprising, pvegs.
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It's going to be like the 2012 game at WVU, only less surprising, pvegs.
This is my feeling as well, exact game I was thinking of
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It's going to be like the 2012 game at WVU, only less surprising, pvegs.
It's going to be like the 2012 game at WVU, only less surprising, pvegs.
This is my feeling as well, exact game I was thinking of
are you like the 2 ppl who actually care?
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and, also, this is why goEMAW sucks. like 2 ppl actually care and the rest are trolls
Define actually caring
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It's going to be like the 2012 game at WVU, only less surprising, pvegs.
It's going to be like the 2012 game at WVU, only less surprising, pvegs.
This is my feeling as well, exact game I was thinking of
are you like the 2 ppl who actually care?
Lol
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I don't think so but :dunno:
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pvegs gives gE a bad reputation imho
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That would not be a good look
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I'm a little insulted tbh. I care a whole lot. I also don't have the time or know how to do stats like FAN. I also don't have enough fbiq to break down our squads schemes or the other teams.
To say that I don't care though. Eff that.
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some people can't handle this thread
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I'm a little insulted tbh. I care a whole lot. I also don't have the time or know how to do stats like FAN. I also don't have enough fbiq to break down our squads schemes or the other teams.
To say that I don't care though. Eff that.
I can break it down easily enough.
We have better athletes on offense than they do.
We have better athletes on defense than they do.
We have better athletes on special teams than they do.
We have better coaches than they do.
The dumb SEC rules give us half of their pud stadium, and our fans are louder than theirs.
Roll Snyd roll, cats win BIG, imho.
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Sorry that I'm not as good at hard hitting analysis as RAtM, pvegs. :frown:
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think pvegs is a lil salty steve dave didn't include him in the thread title
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pvegs obvs has a lot emotionally invested in this c@s team and ain't got no time for no bullshit
could riley gates be the analyzer that pvegs is looking for?
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slippery when wet is a good song (katdaddy, no)
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I'm very confident in the Cats in this one. I think we are playing a team maybe slightly better than UT/TCU/BU/Tech of last year and in what looks like a very non-hostile environment. We might have half the fans in the stadium.
I'm thinking something like 35-24.
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Wacky's Parlay of the week:
Qatz -4
Ohio -7.5
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i would never touch that Ohio line. you back an angry, beaten, wounded, jayhawk, missing a buckle on one of his shoes, into a corner, and you are bound to get beak'd
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:lol:
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Hey uncaring trolls, either post something that pvegs thinks is reasonable or GTFO.
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Hey uncaring trolls, either post something that pvegs thinks is reasonable or GTFO.
33, mellow out. If you're not careful, there will only be 1 poster on this board who gives a crap. And nobody can handle that amount of pressure himself or herself.
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Everything is everything, bro, is what I'm trynna say.
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Katdaddy here to save the day! :gocho:
Look fellas, they are the Jayhawks of the SEC. I can tell ya that there will be no SEC..Sec...sec coming from this group. Just sad tears with the whopping we're gonna put on them.
HFBIQ here just for you Pvegs. :cheers:
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pvegs seeks the ancient taoist precepts outlined in the secret texts of the wildcat, but he is beset on all sides by nihilistic rowdys.
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pvegs seeks the ancient taoist precepts outlined in the secret texts of the wildcat, but he is beset on all sides by nihilistic rowdys.
Übermensch'd him
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I would appreciate a HFBIQ post or two. I watch a lot of college football and can't recall ever seeing Vanderpump play. I'm not even goEing here.
What kind of team are they, and what should I expect?
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Standford extra lite
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In week 1, Vanderbilt beat Middle Tennessee at home 28-6. Pretty decent win for a pud CUSA opponent, because in week 2, Middle Tennessee went on the road and beat Syracuse 30-23.
In week 2, Vanderbilt beat normal pud FCS squad Alabama A&M 42-0. not much to learn from that one.
stylistically, this is Vandy:
offense:
3.5 rush ypp
9.7 pass ypp
6.2 total ypp
0.56 ppp
defense:
1.9 rush ypp
4.0 pass ypp
2.9 total ypp
0.05 ppp
so they're a pretty pud offense and a stout defense. small sample size and all that.
here is k-state in comparison:
offense:
6.0 rush ypp
13.4 pass ypp
8.4 total ypp
0.91 ppp
defense:
4.0 rush ypp
4.3 pass ypp
4.1 total ypp
0.18 ppp
super stud offense that can beat you via overnight air or standard 2-day ground. good defense overall but rushing defense the weak spot. luckily for k-state, vanderbilt can't even rush well against CUSA and FCS competition.
PREDICTO:
KSU's offensive numbers are going to come back to earth a bit after this one, and neither team gets into the 30's. k-state is up by around 10 the whole game, and final score ends up looking tighter than the game actually was.
KSU:
35 rushes, 150 yards
13-23 passing, 183 yards
58 total plays, 333 yards (5.73 YPP)
28 points (0.482 PPP)
Vanderbilt...VANDERBILT
38 rushes, 145 yards
19-29 passing, 195 yards
67 total plays, 339 yards (5.06 YPP)
25 points (0.373 PPP)
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28-25? I think you need to check your math, mocat
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what's done is done
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It will be 35-24. One non offensive score for the Cats.
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I liked that you worked in a FedEx/Memphis thing in there
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It will be 35-24. One non offensive score for the Cats.
They are not scoring 24 points.
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I liked that you worked in a FedEx/Memphis thing in there
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It will be 35-24. One non offensive score for the Cats.
They are not scoring 24 points.
TBH, I don't have 100% trust in our defense right now. I think we'll be fine, but IMO Vandy is good enough to score some points on us.
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It will be 35-24. One non offensive score for the Cats.
They are not scoring 24 points.
TBH, I don't have 100% trust in our defense right now. I think we'll be fine, but IMO Vandy is good enough to score some points on us.
I don't have 100% trust in our defense, but I am very skeptical of their offense.
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if vandy scores more than 6 points i will be shocked. we're in a completely different astral plane than they are and for some of you to sit here on my message board and bbs about them scoring 10 points, 20 points, etc makes me sick. and i'm not sick so maybe some of our posters are, idk
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if vandy scores more than 6 points i will be shocked. we're in a completely different astral plane than they are and for some of you to sit here on my message board and bbs about them scoring 10 points, 20 points, etc makes me sick. and i'm not sick so maybe some of our posters are, idk
Good vibes only (GVO) when doing pelt stuff
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bac w/ the gvo 4 sure
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{Insert the image of a fat purple pussy (after losing) lumbering it's massive rear-end back to Kansas, here}
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{Insert the image of a fat purple pussy (after losing) lumbering it's massive rear-end back to Kansas, here}
For a supposed super rich, successful, and well-educated Vanderbilt grad you are awfully bad...BAD at properly using commas.
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lfbiq here, but i think it will be close. imho vandy's a legit top 25 team and currently underrated. that defense is legit. the results may not bare that out though, as they play us, bama, fla, uga, @miss, and @sce in successive wks.
What makes you think the defense is legit?
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they were real good last year. just read the q & a the rivals vandy guy did w/jmart and he seems confident they're just as good or better. i know, consider the source there, and they have also played inferior competition like our cats. i guess you could say it's a "hunch" since i can't back up this opinion w/_Fan like statz
He said he was very much a cheeseburger guy and listed j.alexander's as his top pick.
They do make a really good cheeseburger, though.
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KSU win, +38. VAndy humiliated.
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lfbiq here, but i think it will be close. imho vandy's a legit top 25 team and currently underrated. that defense is legit. the results may not bare that out though, as they play us, bama, fla, uga, @miss, and @sce in successive wks.
What makes you think the defense is legit?
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they were real good last year. just read the q & a the rivals vandy guy did w/jmart and he seems confident they're just as good or better. i know, consider the source there, and they have also played inferior competition like our cats. i guess you could say it's a "hunch" since i can't back up this opinion w/_Fan like statz
He said he was very much a cheeseburger guy and listed j.alexander's as his top pick.
They do make a really good cheeseburger, though.
OK, I'll replace Prince's w/that place on my list of nashville places to eat next week. I've heard things about that Prince's today.