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Title: your brain
Post by: mocat on June 16, 2017, 02:01:44 PM
i can tell you what your brain is, if you would like.
Title: Re: your brain
Post by: The Big Train on June 16, 2017, 02:03:06 PM
Hello
Title: Re: your brain
Post by: TheHamburglar on June 16, 2017, 02:03:10 PM
i can tell you what your brain is, if you would like.

Go for it.
Title: Re: your brain
Post by: mocat on June 16, 2017, 02:03:30 PM
example:

Emo Emaw
emo's brain is a series of straight hallways intersecting at right angles. however, the horse that traverses these hallways while retrieving information is ignorant of the walls, due to the blinders it wears at all times. to the horse, the world is an infinite floor.
Title: Re: your brain
Post by: mocat on June 16, 2017, 02:04:02 PM
Hello

the big train's brain is an interstate highway with a DO NOT ENTER sign facing the wrong direction
Title: Re: your brain
Post by: star seed 7 on June 16, 2017, 02:04:24 PM
I would like my brain please
Title: Re: your brain
Post by: AppleJack on June 16, 2017, 02:04:36 PM
how are you?
Title: Re: your brain
Post by: Tobias on June 16, 2017, 02:04:57 PM
spin it, chodecat
Title: Re: your brain
Post by: mocat on June 16, 2017, 02:09:05 PM
i can tell you what your brain is, if you would like.

Go for it.

the Hamburglar's brain is a desert network of nomadic creatures, who are all equally familiar with each other and the terrain. the nomads are never allowed to rest, and despite the harsh landscape and the demands of time, the nomads greet each other with genuine friendship and understanding as they pass on the road.
Title: Re: your brain
Post by: mocat on June 16, 2017, 02:09:39 PM
I would like my brain please

lib's brain is a round lounge chair in the shade of an elm tree. in it is sprawled an elderly woman with a perpetually calm expression on her weathered face, and the breeze that brushes against the old woman's face is the mechanism that allows lib to recollect an idea or a piece of information.
Title: Re: your brain
Post by: mocat on June 16, 2017, 02:12:41 PM
how are you?

AppleJack's brain is a massive leathery sponge that is in a constant state of expansion or contraction. when information is needed, the sponge expands. when information is being collected, the sponge contracts. the sponge automatically knows which function to perform, and needs no operator.
Title: Re: your brain
Post by: mocat on June 16, 2017, 02:13:05 PM
spin it, chodecat

tobias' brain is a large aquarium filled with nearly two million different types of fish, and each individual fish swimming to and fro is a solitary post that was once made on goEMAW.com
Title: Re: your brain
Post by: star seed 7 on June 16, 2017, 02:13:47 PM
spin it, chodecat

tobias' brain is a large aquarium filled with nearly two million different types of fish, and each individual fish swimming to and fro is a solitary post that was once made on goEMAW.com

Oh wow
Title: Re: your brain
Post by: yoga-like_abana on June 16, 2017, 02:14:27 PM
good day sir
Title: Re: your brain
Post by: Tobias on June 16, 2017, 02:15:51 PM
the PEDs sound amazing today :love:
Title: Re: your brain
Post by: mocat on June 16, 2017, 02:20:02 PM
good day sir

y-l_a's brain is a massive wooden trunk, clad in wrought iron. only y-l_a is able to open the trunk. its contents are a mystery but mostly consist of tank tops, newspaper clippings about restaurant closings, and some old porn. if it sounds like an unsophisticated way to retrieve information, it is; however to y-l_a it is the only way.
Title: Re: your brain
Post by: mocat on June 16, 2017, 02:20:42 PM
there are some other ones

_33
_33's brain is a bustling street corner with one of those buskers standing there playing drums, sax, keyboard and guitar at the same time. the sounds that the busker makes are insane, and _33 is the only human who can understand them.
Title: Re: your brain
Post by: mocat on June 16, 2017, 02:21:07 PM
dugout dickstone
stone's brain is a regulation size american football field. ideas and information are tossed back and forth inside his brain in the form of a football-shaped lump of gum, which is thrown and caught by the winklevoss twins, who are clad only in headbands and size medium mesh shorts
Title: Re: your brain
Post by: mocat on June 16, 2017, 02:21:31 PM
cartierfor3
CF3's brain is the disorderly interior of a well-worn honda odyssey. to an unaccustomed visitor, it would seem a mystifying jumble of humanity and machine. but cartier knows the exact location of every stray dog hair and cheerio and paper clip, and which seat belt tends to stick, and which way you have to push the switch so that the dome light turns on when the door is open.
Title: Re: your brain
Post by: mocat on June 16, 2017, 02:22:02 PM
wackycat08
wackcat's brain is an empty room whose walls, floor, and ceiling are made entirely of mirrors. the only item in the room is a single lamp sitting on the floor in the center, attached to an extension cord which is clumped up in a pile in the corner, unplugged
Title: Re: your brain
Post by: mocat on June 16, 2017, 02:22:17 PM
sys
sys' brain does not think, so much as it reticulates. it is shaped like a den, the walls of which are impenetrable from foreign objects. and though the den is as dark as a moonless night, sound and smells and ideas are transmitted through the walls as if there were no walls at all.
Title: Re: your brain
Post by: TheHamburglar on June 16, 2017, 02:24:11 PM
wackycat08
wackcat's brain is an empty room whose walls, floor, and ceiling are made entirely of mirrors. the only item in the room is a single lamp sitting on the floor in the center, attached to an extension cord which is clumped up in a pile in the corner, unplugged

 :lol:
Title: Re: your brain
Post by: SdK on June 16, 2017, 02:25:29 PM
I am sad I didn't get an unprompted eval
Title: Re: your brain
Post by: star seed 7 on June 16, 2017, 02:27:11 PM
Obviously waiting for page 2 to reveal dax's brain
Title: Re: your brain
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on June 16, 2017, 02:29:33 PM
wackycat08
wackcat's brain is an empty room whose walls, floor, and ceiling are made entirely of mirrors. the only item in the room is a single lamp sitting on the floor in the center, attached to an extension cord which is clumped up in a pile in the corner, unplugged

 :lol:
:shakesfist:
Title: Re: your brain
Post by: mocat on June 16, 2017, 02:32:54 PM
I am sad I didn't get an unprompted eval

SdK's brain is an immense and sprawling forest, so thick with growth both old and new that no light reaches the forest floor. there is one single path that spans the length of the forest, with a myriad of perils lurking on either side. upon climbing to the top of a tree, the climber is greeted with the warm and beautiful light of a powerful sun.
Title: Re: your brain
Post by: SdK on June 16, 2017, 02:34:09 PM
I am sad I didn't get an unprompted eval

SdK's brain is an immense and sprawling forest, so thick with growth both old and new that no light reaches the forest floor. there is one single path that spans the length of the forest, with a myriad of perils lurking on either side. upon climbing to the top of a tree, the climber is greeted with the warm and beautiful light of a powerful sun.
I am understood. Thanks mocat. That means a lot.
Title: Re: your brain
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on June 16, 2017, 02:35:49 PM
What mocat's brain see's in itself:
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fruneatrepeat.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2014%2F10%2Fsuper-fancy-boom.gif&hash=32a88324525d6040c13ba164529c3d0ffbda1b80)

What the outside world actually see's:(https://media.giphy.com/media/JoEBedhIR1xoA/giphy.gif)


Title: Re: your brain
Post by: Gooch on June 16, 2017, 02:36:07 PM
 :babywillie:
Title: Re: your brain
Post by: Emo EMAW on June 16, 2017, 02:38:35 PM
You can do better than that wacky.
Title: Re: your brain
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on June 16, 2017, 02:40:08 PM
You can do better than that wacky.
I thought it accurately portrayed mocat.  :dunno:
Title: Re: your brain
Post by: star seed 7 on June 16, 2017, 02:43:24 PM
I would take the mulligan, but that's entirely your choice wackycat08
Title: Re: your brain
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on June 16, 2017, 02:47:28 PM
Meh, don't care enough too. Let chodecat, chodecat.
Title: Re: your brain
Post by: mocat on June 16, 2017, 02:50:55 PM
:babywillie:

Gooch's brain is a multicolored orb, and the colored stripes appear darker in the center of the orb and lighter on the outside. the orb serves to contain information and also to collect it from the observable universe. Most of the information is divided in two categories: things to devour, and things in which to find relaxation. Such simplistic organizational habits lead to efficient use of time; never is a moment gone to waste, and never is a task completed incorrectly more than once.
Title: Re: your brain
Post by: mocat on June 16, 2017, 02:52:42 PM
What mocat's brain see's in itself:
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fruneatrepeat.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2014%2F10%2Fsuper-fancy-boom.gif&hash=32a88324525d6040c13ba164529c3d0ffbda1b80)

What the outside world actually see's:(https://media.giphy.com/media/JoEBedhIR1xoA/giphy.gif)

if it was just once i would assume it was a typo, but since you did it twice, it means you actually think that's how it's spelled, and so i will help you out: "sees"
Title: Re: your brain
Post by: Gooch on June 16, 2017, 02:52:46 PM
:babywillie:

Gooch's brain is a multicolored orb, and the colored stripes appear darker in the center of the orb and lighter on the outside. the orb serves to contain information and also to collect it from the observable universe. Most of the information is divided in two categories: things to devour, and things in which to find relaxation. Such simplistic organizational habits lead to efficient use of time; never is a moment gone to waste, and never is a task completed incorrectly more than once.
:sdeek: get out of my brain now please.
Title: Re: your brain
Post by: Emo EMAW on June 16, 2017, 02:56:14 PM
You can do better than that wacky.
I thought it accurately portrayed mocat.  :dunno:

It's fine but not keeping in the style of the thread.

You could have said something like:

A vessel, mostly filled with sump pit water, pet hair, and dead moths.  The vessel has a drain that is easily and often clogged, and the most common state of the vessel contains a swirling motion of fluid and flotsam that, while moving intently, isn't exiting.  Infrequently the vessel drain burps forth a clump of crap forceful enough to add to the swirling, but not forceful enough to drain it. 
Title: Re: your brain
Post by: Phil Titola on June 16, 2017, 03:01:01 PM
In
Title: Re: your brain
Post by: mocat on June 16, 2017, 03:04:22 PM
You can do better than that wacky.
I thought it accurately portrayed mocat.  :dunno:

It's fine but not keeping in the style of the thread.

You could have said something like:

A vessel, mostly filled with sump pit water, pet hair, and dead moths.  The vessel has a drain that is easily and often clogged, and the most common state of the vessel contains a swirling motion of fluid and flotsam that, while moving intently, isn't exiting.  Infrequently the vessel drain burps forth a clump of crap forceful enough to add to the swirling, but not forceful enough to drain it.

pretty good albeit a little on the nose
Title: Re: your brain
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on June 16, 2017, 03:04:42 PM
You can do better than that wacky.
I thought it accurately portrayed mocat.  :dunno:

It's fine but not keeping in the style of the thread.

You could have said something like:

A vessel, mostly filled with sump pit water, pet hair, and dead moths.  The vessel has a drain that is easily and often clogged, and the most common state of the vessel contains a swirling motion of fluid and flotsam that, while moving intently, isn't exiting.  Infrequently the vessel drain burps forth a clump of crap forceful enough to add to the swirling, but not forceful enough to drain it.
:lol:
Title: Re: your brain
Post by: star seed 7 on June 16, 2017, 03:07:07 PM
Where does the drain go? And what happens when there is nothing left to drain?
Title: Re: your brain
Post by: Tobias on June 16, 2017, 03:09:08 PM
drains to the ocean of mexico
Title: Re: your brain
Post by: SdK on June 16, 2017, 03:11:26 PM
And then irrigated to grow yellow onions
Title: Re: your brain
Post by: TheHamburglar on June 16, 2017, 03:11:56 PM
In

Careful what you wish for.
Title: Re: your brain
Post by: Phil Titola on June 16, 2017, 03:12:55 PM
In

Careful what you wish for.
You shut your mouth when talking to me
Title: Re: your brain
Post by: _33 on June 16, 2017, 03:13:56 PM
there are some other ones

_33
_33's brain is a bustling street corner with one of those buskers standing there playing drums, sax, keyboard and guitar at the same time. the sounds that the busker makes are insane, and _33 is the only human who can understand them.

 :D
Title: Re: your brain
Post by: Tobias on June 16, 2017, 03:14:54 PM
pretty good stuff, thank you mocat
Title: Re: your brain
Post by: mocat on June 16, 2017, 03:17:29 PM
In

Phil Titola's brain is a martial arts training octagon. the gray cells and neurons and chemical signals and nerve endings are all in constant state of tangling with each other. this serves two purposes: to strengthen the entire brain, which is successfully accomplished, and to establish which of each organism is the strongest and best and most worthy to be in charge, which is never accomplished. whether or not the second goal is unsuccessful by design, in order maintain the strength of the brain, is unknown.
Title: Re: your brain
Post by: The Big Train on June 16, 2017, 03:22:22 PM
Hello

the big train's brain is an interstate highway with a DO NOT ENTER sign facing the wrong direction

Can you elaborate a little more on my brain or is that all I get?  Seems like my brain was a little rushed and everyone else's brain is described in greater detail.
Title: Re: your brain
Post by: Phil Titola on June 16, 2017, 03:24:31 PM
Hello

the big train's brain is an interstate highway with a DO NOT ENTER sign facing the wrong direction

Can you elaborate a little more on my brain or is that all I get?  Seems like my brain was a little rushed and everyone else's brain is described in greater detail.
Maybe you just explained it yourself
Title: Re: your brain
Post by: Phil Titola on June 16, 2017, 03:25:05 PM
In

Phil Titola's brain is a martial arts training octagon. the gray cells and neurons and chemical signals and nerve endings are all in constant state of tangling with each other. this serves two purposes: to strengthen the entire brain, which is successfully accomplished, and to establish which of each organism is the strongest and best and most worthy to be in charge, which is never accomplished. whether or not the second goal is unsuccessful by design, in order maintain the strength of the brain, is unknown.
I feel like I paid you for that or I'm not catching the joke...either way...thanks!
Title: Re: your brain
Post by: SdK on June 16, 2017, 03:26:04 PM
Some people are avalanches and some are snowflakes
Title: Re: your brain
Post by: SdK on June 16, 2017, 03:26:40 PM
Hello

the big train's brain is an interstate highway with a DO NOT ENTER sign facing the wrong direction

Can you elaborate a little more on my brain or is that all I get?  Seems like my brain was a little rushed and everyone else's brain is described in greater detail.

Some people are avalanches and some are snowflakes
Title: Re: your brain
Post by: 8manpick on June 16, 2017, 03:31:09 PM
 :Lurk: :Wha: :Chirp: :impatient:
Title: Re: your brain
Post by: mocat on June 16, 2017, 03:49:32 PM
8manpick's brain is a meeting space, rectangular and yet infinite, where ideas are free to come and go as they please. there is a central figure who more or less keeps everything organized, but there is no real governance here. it is the kind of place where new ideas hang around and become so familiar that they turn into old ideas. the meeting space is fashioned in such a way that the activity inside it becomes more and more lively towards the end of each day. by midnight, the ideas are buzzing all around, and 8mp's brain is operating at maximum efficiency. it is the time of day when most creative genius and problem-solving occurs.
Title: Re: your brain
Post by: Cartierfor3 on June 16, 2017, 03:57:12 PM
cartierfor3
CF3's brain is the disorderly interior of a well-worn honda odyssey. to an unaccustomed visitor, it would seem a mystifying jumble of humanity and machine. but cartier knows the exact location of every stray dog hair and cheerio and paper clip, and which seat belt tends to stick, and which way you have to push the switch so that the dome light turns on when the door is open.

you can't turn on the high beams with the radio on at the same time. it seems tricky but it makes for a fun drive
Title: Re: your brain
Post by: Gooch on June 16, 2017, 04:24:04 PM
For the love of Odin someone go drag flailing Dax out of the pit and get him in here.
Title: Re: your brain
Post by: star seed 7 on June 16, 2017, 04:27:02 PM
I don't think the daxbot parameters allow combofanning
Title: Re: your brain
Post by: 8manpick on June 16, 2017, 04:43:13 PM
8manpick's brain is a meeting space, rectangular and yet infinite, where ideas are free to come and go as they please. there is a central figure who more or less keeps everything organized, but there is no real governance here. it is the kind of place where new ideas hang around and become so familiar that they turn into old ideas. the meeting space is fashioned in such a way that the activity inside it becomes more and more lively towards the end of each day. by midnight, the ideas are buzzing all around, and 8mp's brain is operating at maximum efficiency. it is the time of day when most creative genius and problem-solving occurs.
:love:
Title: Re: your brain
Post by: Emo EMAW on June 16, 2017, 05:08:20 PM
Where does the drain go? And what happens when there is nothing left to drain?

I wanted to make it like a frictionless perpetual motion vessel wherein the level was maintained but the horse missed the rough ridin' turn.
Title: Re: your brain
Post by: mocat on June 16, 2017, 05:14:22 PM
Where does the drain go? And what happens when there is nothing left to drain?

I wanted to make it like a frictionless perpetual motion vessel wherein the level was maintained but the horse missed the rough ridin' turn.

:love:
Title: Re: your brain
Post by: mocat on June 17, 2017, 02:00:44 AM
dax
Lava is spewing out of a hole in the earth. The lava oozes over terrain of all kinds, but the only substance to welcome the liquid fire is the black black rock. Into its pores the screaming syrup finds its way. But under the rock a new terror awaits. There are caverns that demons do not dare enter, dungeons of the deep. The man who is stone doth not fear to enter. He is death, riding upon a steed of smoke. And from its forges arises a creature with a will unto its own.
From such commencements does this man emerge; fearless utterly, even in the face of undeniable fact, his flag of faith he does fly. As the eons pass, the creature is transformed into stone. His bones are now fodder for a college student. They find the heart cavity. What they discover inside where the heart should be is a musical instrument of primitive design. One adventurous man presses his lips to the mouthpiece and hums a tune. It is the Wabash cannonball.
Title: Re: your brain
Post by: 420seriouscat69 on June 17, 2017, 09:14:36 AM
Stop doing ppl who aren't asking for your shitty services, mocat.
Title: Re: your brain
Post by: SdK on June 17, 2017, 09:16:04 AM
Have a good weekend, Wacky. Delete tapatalk and live. You be earned it.
Title: Re: your brain
Post by: The Big Train on June 17, 2017, 09:20:24 AM
Have a good weekend, Wacky. Delete tapatalk and live. You be earned it.

Why would he delete tapatalk?  This is super important to get pissed off over