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General Discussion => Essentially Flyertalk => Topic started by: mocat on June 16, 2017, 02:01:44 PM
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i can tell you what your brain is, if you would like.
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Hello
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i can tell you what your brain is, if you would like.
Go for it.
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example:
Emo Emaw
emo's brain is a series of straight hallways intersecting at right angles. however, the horse that traverses these hallways while retrieving information is ignorant of the walls, due to the blinders it wears at all times. to the horse, the world is an infinite floor.
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Hello
the big train's brain is an interstate highway with a DO NOT ENTER sign facing the wrong direction
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I would like my brain please
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how are you?
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spin it, chodecat
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i can tell you what your brain is, if you would like.
Go for it.
the Hamburglar's brain is a desert network of nomadic creatures, who are all equally familiar with each other and the terrain. the nomads are never allowed to rest, and despite the harsh landscape and the demands of time, the nomads greet each other with genuine friendship and understanding as they pass on the road.
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I would like my brain please
lib's brain is a round lounge chair in the shade of an elm tree. in it is sprawled an elderly woman with a perpetually calm expression on her weathered face, and the breeze that brushes against the old woman's face is the mechanism that allows lib to recollect an idea or a piece of information.
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how are you?
AppleJack's brain is a massive leathery sponge that is in a constant state of expansion or contraction. when information is needed, the sponge expands. when information is being collected, the sponge contracts. the sponge automatically knows which function to perform, and needs no operator.
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spin it, chodecat
tobias' brain is a large aquarium filled with nearly two million different types of fish, and each individual fish swimming to and fro is a solitary post that was once made on goEMAW.com
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spin it, chodecat
tobias' brain is a large aquarium filled with nearly two million different types of fish, and each individual fish swimming to and fro is a solitary post that was once made on goEMAW.com
Oh wow
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good day sir
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the PEDs sound amazing today :love:
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good day sir
y-l_a's brain is a massive wooden trunk, clad in wrought iron. only y-l_a is able to open the trunk. its contents are a mystery but mostly consist of tank tops, newspaper clippings about restaurant closings, and some old porn. if it sounds like an unsophisticated way to retrieve information, it is; however to y-l_a it is the only way.
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there are some other ones
_33
_33's brain is a bustling street corner with one of those buskers standing there playing drums, sax, keyboard and guitar at the same time. the sounds that the busker makes are insane, and _33 is the only human who can understand them.
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dugout dickstone
stone's brain is a regulation size american football field. ideas and information are tossed back and forth inside his brain in the form of a football-shaped lump of gum, which is thrown and caught by the winklevoss twins, who are clad only in headbands and size medium mesh shorts
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cartierfor3
CF3's brain is the disorderly interior of a well-worn honda odyssey. to an unaccustomed visitor, it would seem a mystifying jumble of humanity and machine. but cartier knows the exact location of every stray dog hair and cheerio and paper clip, and which seat belt tends to stick, and which way you have to push the switch so that the dome light turns on when the door is open.
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wackycat08
wackcat's brain is an empty room whose walls, floor, and ceiling are made entirely of mirrors. the only item in the room is a single lamp sitting on the floor in the center, attached to an extension cord which is clumped up in a pile in the corner, unplugged
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sys
sys' brain does not think, so much as it reticulates. it is shaped like a den, the walls of which are impenetrable from foreign objects. and though the den is as dark as a moonless night, sound and smells and ideas are transmitted through the walls as if there were no walls at all.
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wackycat08
wackcat's brain is an empty room whose walls, floor, and ceiling are made entirely of mirrors. the only item in the room is a single lamp sitting on the floor in the center, attached to an extension cord which is clumped up in a pile in the corner, unplugged
:lol:
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I am sad I didn't get an unprompted eval
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Obviously waiting for page 2 to reveal dax's brain
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wackycat08
wackcat's brain is an empty room whose walls, floor, and ceiling are made entirely of mirrors. the only item in the room is a single lamp sitting on the floor in the center, attached to an extension cord which is clumped up in a pile in the corner, unplugged
:lol:
:shakesfist:
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I am sad I didn't get an unprompted eval
SdK's brain is an immense and sprawling forest, so thick with growth both old and new that no light reaches the forest floor. there is one single path that spans the length of the forest, with a myriad of perils lurking on either side. upon climbing to the top of a tree, the climber is greeted with the warm and beautiful light of a powerful sun.
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I am sad I didn't get an unprompted eval
SdK's brain is an immense and sprawling forest, so thick with growth both old and new that no light reaches the forest floor. there is one single path that spans the length of the forest, with a myriad of perils lurking on either side. upon climbing to the top of a tree, the climber is greeted with the warm and beautiful light of a powerful sun.
I am understood. Thanks mocat. That means a lot.
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What mocat's brain see's in itself:
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fruneatrepeat.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2014%2F10%2Fsuper-fancy-boom.gif&hash=32a88324525d6040c13ba164529c3d0ffbda1b80)
What the outside world actually see's:(https://media.giphy.com/media/JoEBedhIR1xoA/giphy.gif)
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:babywillie:
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You can do better than that wacky.
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You can do better than that wacky.
I thought it accurately portrayed mocat. :dunno:
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I would take the mulligan, but that's entirely your choice wackycat08
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Meh, don't care enough too. Let chodecat, chodecat.
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:babywillie:
Gooch's brain is a multicolored orb, and the colored stripes appear darker in the center of the orb and lighter on the outside. the orb serves to contain information and also to collect it from the observable universe. Most of the information is divided in two categories: things to devour, and things in which to find relaxation. Such simplistic organizational habits lead to efficient use of time; never is a moment gone to waste, and never is a task completed incorrectly more than once.
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What mocat's brain see's in itself:
(https://goemaw.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fruneatrepeat.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2014%2F10%2Fsuper-fancy-boom.gif&hash=32a88324525d6040c13ba164529c3d0ffbda1b80)
What the outside world actually see's:(https://media.giphy.com/media/JoEBedhIR1xoA/giphy.gif)
if it was just once i would assume it was a typo, but since you did it twice, it means you actually think that's how it's spelled, and so i will help you out: "sees"
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:babywillie:
Gooch's brain is a multicolored orb, and the colored stripes appear darker in the center of the orb and lighter on the outside. the orb serves to contain information and also to collect it from the observable universe. Most of the information is divided in two categories: things to devour, and things in which to find relaxation. Such simplistic organizational habits lead to efficient use of time; never is a moment gone to waste, and never is a task completed incorrectly more than once.
:sdeek: get out of my brain now please.
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You can do better than that wacky.
I thought it accurately portrayed mocat. :dunno:
It's fine but not keeping in the style of the thread.
You could have said something like:
A vessel, mostly filled with sump pit water, pet hair, and dead moths. The vessel has a drain that is easily and often clogged, and the most common state of the vessel contains a swirling motion of fluid and flotsam that, while moving intently, isn't exiting. Infrequently the vessel drain burps forth a clump of crap forceful enough to add to the swirling, but not forceful enough to drain it.
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You can do better than that wacky.
I thought it accurately portrayed mocat. :dunno:
It's fine but not keeping in the style of the thread.
You could have said something like:
A vessel, mostly filled with sump pit water, pet hair, and dead moths. The vessel has a drain that is easily and often clogged, and the most common state of the vessel contains a swirling motion of fluid and flotsam that, while moving intently, isn't exiting. Infrequently the vessel drain burps forth a clump of crap forceful enough to add to the swirling, but not forceful enough to drain it.
pretty good albeit a little on the nose
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You can do better than that wacky.
I thought it accurately portrayed mocat. :dunno:
It's fine but not keeping in the style of the thread.
You could have said something like:
A vessel, mostly filled with sump pit water, pet hair, and dead moths. The vessel has a drain that is easily and often clogged, and the most common state of the vessel contains a swirling motion of fluid and flotsam that, while moving intently, isn't exiting. Infrequently the vessel drain burps forth a clump of crap forceful enough to add to the swirling, but not forceful enough to drain it.
:lol:
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Where does the drain go? And what happens when there is nothing left to drain?
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drains to the ocean of mexico
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And then irrigated to grow yellow onions
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Careful what you wish for.
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Careful what you wish for.
You shut your mouth when talking to me
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there are some other ones
_33
_33's brain is a bustling street corner with one of those buskers standing there playing drums, sax, keyboard and guitar at the same time. the sounds that the busker makes are insane, and _33 is the only human who can understand them.
:D
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pretty good stuff, thank you mocat
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Phil Titola's brain is a martial arts training octagon. the gray cells and neurons and chemical signals and nerve endings are all in constant state of tangling with each other. this serves two purposes: to strengthen the entire brain, which is successfully accomplished, and to establish which of each organism is the strongest and best and most worthy to be in charge, which is never accomplished. whether or not the second goal is unsuccessful by design, in order maintain the strength of the brain, is unknown.
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Hello
the big train's brain is an interstate highway with a DO NOT ENTER sign facing the wrong direction
Can you elaborate a little more on my brain or is that all I get? Seems like my brain was a little rushed and everyone else's brain is described in greater detail.
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Hello
the big train's brain is an interstate highway with a DO NOT ENTER sign facing the wrong direction
Can you elaborate a little more on my brain or is that all I get? Seems like my brain was a little rushed and everyone else's brain is described in greater detail.
Maybe you just explained it yourself
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Phil Titola's brain is a martial arts training octagon. the gray cells and neurons and chemical signals and nerve endings are all in constant state of tangling with each other. this serves two purposes: to strengthen the entire brain, which is successfully accomplished, and to establish which of each organism is the strongest and best and most worthy to be in charge, which is never accomplished. whether or not the second goal is unsuccessful by design, in order maintain the strength of the brain, is unknown.
I feel like I paid you for that or I'm not catching the joke...either way...thanks!
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Some people are avalanches and some are snowflakes
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Hello
the big train's brain is an interstate highway with a DO NOT ENTER sign facing the wrong direction
Can you elaborate a little more on my brain or is that all I get? Seems like my brain was a little rushed and everyone else's brain is described in greater detail.
Some people are avalanches and some are snowflakes
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:Lurk: :Wha: :Chirp: :impatient:
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8manpick's brain is a meeting space, rectangular and yet infinite, where ideas are free to come and go as they please. there is a central figure who more or less keeps everything organized, but there is no real governance here. it is the kind of place where new ideas hang around and become so familiar that they turn into old ideas. the meeting space is fashioned in such a way that the activity inside it becomes more and more lively towards the end of each day. by midnight, the ideas are buzzing all around, and 8mp's brain is operating at maximum efficiency. it is the time of day when most creative genius and problem-solving occurs.
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cartierfor3
CF3's brain is the disorderly interior of a well-worn honda odyssey. to an unaccustomed visitor, it would seem a mystifying jumble of humanity and machine. but cartier knows the exact location of every stray dog hair and cheerio and paper clip, and which seat belt tends to stick, and which way you have to push the switch so that the dome light turns on when the door is open.
you can't turn on the high beams with the radio on at the same time. it seems tricky but it makes for a fun drive
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For the love of Odin someone go drag flailing Dax out of the pit and get him in here.
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I don't think the daxbot parameters allow combofanning
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8manpick's brain is a meeting space, rectangular and yet infinite, where ideas are free to come and go as they please. there is a central figure who more or less keeps everything organized, but there is no real governance here. it is the kind of place where new ideas hang around and become so familiar that they turn into old ideas. the meeting space is fashioned in such a way that the activity inside it becomes more and more lively towards the end of each day. by midnight, the ideas are buzzing all around, and 8mp's brain is operating at maximum efficiency. it is the time of day when most creative genius and problem-solving occurs.
:love:
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Where does the drain go? And what happens when there is nothing left to drain?
I wanted to make it like a frictionless perpetual motion vessel wherein the level was maintained but the horse missed the rough ridin' turn.
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Where does the drain go? And what happens when there is nothing left to drain?
I wanted to make it like a frictionless perpetual motion vessel wherein the level was maintained but the horse missed the rough ridin' turn.
:love:
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dax
Lava is spewing out of a hole in the earth. The lava oozes over terrain of all kinds, but the only substance to welcome the liquid fire is the black black rock. Into its pores the screaming syrup finds its way. But under the rock a new terror awaits. There are caverns that demons do not dare enter, dungeons of the deep. The man who is stone doth not fear to enter. He is death, riding upon a steed of smoke. And from its forges arises a creature with a will unto its own.
From such commencements does this man emerge; fearless utterly, even in the face of undeniable fact, his flag of faith he does fly. As the eons pass, the creature is transformed into stone. His bones are now fodder for a college student. They find the heart cavity. What they discover inside where the heart should be is a musical instrument of primitive design. One adventurous man presses his lips to the mouthpiece and hums a tune. It is the Wabash cannonball.
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Stop doing ppl who aren't asking for your shitty services, mocat.
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Have a good weekend, Wacky. Delete tapatalk and live. You be earned it.
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Have a good weekend, Wacky. Delete tapatalk and live. You be earned it.
Why would he delete tapatalk? This is super important to get pissed off over