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General Discussion => The New Joe Montgomery Birther Pit => Topic started by: renocat on May 12, 2017, 08:50:53 PM

Title: Masturbating Druggies and other stupid they do
Post by: renocat on May 12, 2017, 08:50:53 PM
http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/n-man-pcp-busted-masturbating-van-lincoln-tunnel-article-1.3159660
Apparently the guy was high on PCP.  He stopped his vehicle in the Lincoln Tunnel, and started joyously having a right hand romance.  Police spotted him furiously wangerling his hoorah. big traffic jam.  Don't do drugs!!!!!&
Title: Re: Masturbating Druggies and other stupid they do
Post by: renocat on May 13, 2017, 04:36:42 PM
https://www.google.com/amp/nypost.com/2017/02/06/drug-dealer-whose-sentence-was-commuted-by-obama-is-back-behind-bars/amp/
Freed by Obama.  Now going back for being STOOPID
Title: Re: Masturbating Druggies and other stupid they do
Post by: renocat on May 13, 2017, 11:37:44 PM
http://www.oregonlive.com/portland/index.ssf/2017/05/man_arrested_after_masturbatin.html
Meth
New York, Obama, and now.Portland.  Liberal nirvanas.  New.protest.method?
Title: Re: Masturbating Druggies and other stupid they do
Post by: SdK on May 13, 2017, 11:41:38 PM
People under the influence do awful things.

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Title: Re: Masturbating Druggies and other stupid they do
Post by: renocat on May 04, 2018, 07:16:55 PM
People under the influence do awful things.

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https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/naked-man-sex-car-police-shoot-taser-newton-kansas-a8335091.html
South Central Kansas going worldwide.  Great discovery?  Heroic tale? No. Druggie raping a car.
Title: Re: Masturbating Druggies and other stupid they do
Post by: steve dave on May 04, 2018, 07:48:48 PM
this is the reno I know
Title: Re: Masturbating Druggies and other stupid they do
Post by: star seed 7 on May 04, 2018, 07:50:48 PM
Reno how do you know the car didn't give explicit consent
Title: Re: Masturbating Druggies and other stupid they do
Post by: renocat on May 04, 2018, 08:55:39 PM
Reno how do you know the car didn't give explicit consent
Why would the car consent?  Maybe to an Audi, but to this nut.  How could he satisfy the car?
Either well endowed or small tailpipe.
This guy would not stop.  Just kept hunching the tailpipe. 
I hope they tazed his wallies.  Arresting officer said he was on some weird dope.
He likely burned his genitals.  Thanks to Obamacare he will get care I suppose.
Most likely this guy was a Democrat cast off who is a sexbot fiend.  Godless soul.
Maybe even a jayhole