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Title: christian okoye celebrity roast
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on April 20, 2017, 10:31:39 AM
how did I not hear about this until today? looks absolutely amazing.



(https://scontent-sjc2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t31.0-8/s960x960/17973705_10155291618259066_4630522978688299876_o.jpg?oh=840cae542922fdb8380bf5df6dce3180&oe=59977671)
Title: Re: christian okoye celebrity roast
Post by: SdK on April 20, 2017, 10:33:16 AM
Who is this?
Title: Re: christian okoye celebrity roast
Post by: Mikeyis4dcats on April 20, 2017, 10:38:43 AM
Christian Okoye is an invited guest!!  (appearance not guaranteed)
Title: Re: christian okoye celebrity roast
Post by: Shooter Jones on April 20, 2017, 10:42:30 AM
Holy crap. Pissed I didn't know about this.
Title: Re: christian okoye celebrity roast
Post by: kso_FAN on April 20, 2017, 10:44:45 AM
Quote from: SdK on April 20, 2017, 10:33:16 AM
Who is this?

The subject of the best NFL poster OAT. (which also was in my room as a kid)

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/ff/c9/55/ffc95544e8dab7745627fff592515e5c.jpg)
Title: Re: christian okoye celebrity roast
Post by: Mikeyis4dcats on April 20, 2017, 10:49:42 AM
Quote from: SdK on April 20, 2017, 10:33:16 AM
Who is this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6OO-w04DUv4
Title: Re: christian okoye celebrity roast
Post by: SdK on April 20, 2017, 10:57:18 AM
Awwww ok. Well i hope she shows up for the fans that want to see him.
Title: Re: christian okoye celebrity roast
Post by: pissclams on April 20, 2017, 11:09:20 AM
i'm really looking forward to it, should be a great time
Title: Re: christian okoye celebrity roast
Post by: Emo EMAW on April 20, 2017, 11:15:33 AM
Quote from: ksu_FAN on April 20, 2017, 10:44:45 AM
Quote from: SdK on April 20, 2017, 10:33:16 AM
Who is this?

The subject of the best NFL poster OAT. (which also was in my room as a kid)

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/ff/c9/55/ffc95544e8dab7745627fff592515e5c.jpg)
Biiiig pffft.  Everyone knows the Bo Jackson Black & Blue is the GOAT.  Even my Chiefs fans friends admit that. 
Title: Re: christian okoye celebrity roast
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on April 20, 2017, 11:33:12 AM
Quote from: pissclams on April 20, 2017, 11:09:20 AM
i'm really looking forward to it, should be a great time

have fun clams. can't wait to hear all of your stories from this event. 
Title: Re: christian okoye celebrity roast
Post by: MakeItRain on April 20, 2017, 11:33:40 AM
Why are they calling it a roast? The only funny person on that poster is Eric Dickerson.
Title: Re: christian okoye celebrity roast
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on April 20, 2017, 11:35:55 AM
Quote from: MakeItRain on April 20, 2017, 11:33:40 AM
Why are they calling it a roast? The only funny person on that poster is Eric Dickerson.

do you know for a fact that keith cash is not funny? because if you do, I'd love to know how.

also I used to have a joke about keith cash that is hilarious. it went something like this "I really like keith cash the football player. he's money."
Title: Re: christian okoye celebrity roast
Post by: yoga-like_abana on April 20, 2017, 12:30:21 PM
makes me want to play tecmo bowl
Title: Re: christian okoye celebrity roast
Post by: pissclams on April 20, 2017, 12:54:12 PM
i'm really looking forward to the smack that jan stenerud (age 74) lays down on okoye

okoye:  hmm, look at this gentle old man and former kicker, jan stenedrud, so nice to see him
jan:  i was doing your mom in the anus last night until i lost my hard on
okoye:  cries and cancels roast


much like keith cash, jan stenerud can bring the heat
Title: Re: christian okoye celebrity roast
Post by: MakeItRain on April 20, 2017, 12:58:18 PM
Quote from: Dr Rick Daris on April 20, 2017, 11:35:55 AM
Quote from: MakeItRain on April 20, 2017, 11:33:40 AM
Why are they calling it a roast? The only funny person on that poster is Eric Dickerson.

do you know for a fact that keith cash is not funny? because if you do, I'd love to know how.

also I used to have a joke about keith cash that is hilarious. it went something like this "I really like keith cash the football player. he's money."

Excellent point. Keith Cash could walk into my office right now with an 89 Cash shirt on and without the existence of this thread I wouldn't have had a clue as to who he was. Hopefully the dude is hilarious.
Title: Re: christian okoye celebrity roast
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on April 20, 2017, 01:20:20 PM
Quote from: pissclams on April 20, 2017, 12:54:12 PM
i'm really looking forward to the smack that jan stenerud (age 74) lays down on okoye

okoye:  hmm, look at this gentle old man and former kicker, jan stenedrud, so nice to see him
jan:  i was doing your mom in the anus last night until i lost my hard on
okoye:  cries and cancels roast


much like keith cash, jan stenerud can bring the heat

god that is so perfectly stenerud.
Title: Re: christian okoye celebrity roast
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on April 20, 2017, 01:21:42 PM
Christian okoye?
more like Christian okoyno. as in no thanks for wanting to be around that guy.
 :Woot:
Title: Re: christian okoye celebrity roast
Post by: pissclams on April 20, 2017, 01:23:14 PM
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Title: Re: christian okoye celebrity roast
Post by: pissclams on April 20, 2017, 01:23:32 PM
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Title: Re: christian okoye celebrity roast
Post by: mocat on April 20, 2017, 01:27:18 PM
keith cash dropped a wide open layup of a touchdown pass from montana one time. keith cash  :curse:
Title: Re: christian okoye celebrity roast
Post by: star seed 7 on April 20, 2017, 01:28:54 PM
What a signature
Title: Re: christian okoye celebrity roast
Post by: Brock Landers on April 20, 2017, 01:29:21 PM
I realize it's for charity, but for $1500 you should get to be on stage getting subjected to Stenerud's saltiest your mom jokes
Title: Re: christian okoye celebrity roast
Post by: MakeItRain on April 20, 2017, 01:31:09 PM
Who was the #1 receiver on that team?

'clams please get Cash's signature so we can know if he still signs that way.
Title: Re: christian okoye celebrity roast
Post by: Cire on April 20, 2017, 01:32:03 PM
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This was the best
Title: Re: christian okoye celebrity roast
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on April 20, 2017, 01:33:12 PM
Quote from: MakeItRain on April 20, 2017, 01:31:09 PM
Who was the #1 receiver on that team?



Fullback Kimble Anders was the leading receiver with 67 receptions  :lol:
Title: Re: christian okoye celebrity roast
Post by: mocat on April 20, 2017, 01:34:37 PM
Quote from: MakeItRain on April 20, 2017, 01:31:09 PM
Who was the #1 receiver on that team?

'clams please get Cash's signature so we can know if he still signs that way.

probably jj or willie
Title: Re: christian okoye celebrity roast
Post by: MakeItRain on April 20, 2017, 01:39:23 PM
Quote from: Dr Rick Daris on April 20, 2017, 01:33:12 PM
Quote from: MakeItRain on April 20, 2017, 01:31:09 PM
Who was the #1 receiver on that team?



Fullback Kimble Anders was the leading receiver with 67 receptions  :lol:

 :sdeek:
Title: Re: christian okoye celebrity roast
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on April 21, 2017, 09:54:37 AM
I used to love Kimble Anders. He really made Marty's offense go.
Title: Re: christian okoye celebrity roast
Post by: Cire on April 21, 2017, 10:18:13 AM
sucked when he hurt his achilles, he was going to be the feature back, was having an amazing game.
Title: Re: christian okoye celebrity roast
Post by: pissclams on April 21, 2017, 10:45:01 AM
kimble anders sat next to me one night at the bar at changs
Title: Re: christian okoye celebrity roast
Post by: Cartierfor3 on April 21, 2017, 11:59:11 AM
you know who I wish was MC?
Title: Re: christian okoye celebrity roast
Post by: Cartierfor3 on April 21, 2017, 11:59:58 AM
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Title: Re: christian okoye celebrity roast
Post by: Cartierfor3 on April 21, 2017, 12:01:05 PM
i mean it really is a missed opportunity

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Title: Re: christian okoye celebrity roast
Post by: Mikeyis4dcats on April 21, 2017, 04:27:47 PM
Quote from: Cartierfor3 on April 21, 2017, 11:59:58 AM
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he just quit coaching to go work for a website.   Bring him in for a look?
Title: Re: christian okoye celebrity roast
Post by: Gooch on April 21, 2017, 04:29:17 PM
Quote from: Mikeyis4dcats on April 21, 2017, 04:27:47 PM
Quote from: Cartierfor3 on April 21, 2017, 11:59:58 AM
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he just quit coaching to go work for a website.   Bring him in for a look?
that jacket is straight mid-90's fire!
Title: Re: christian okoye celebrity roast
Post by: Phil Titola on April 21, 2017, 04:38:46 PM
This is reality was the best
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BcOCDuZCYAA7OYs.jpg)

Title: Re: christian okoye celebrity roast
Post by: Phil Titola on April 21, 2017, 04:39:33 PM
Quote from: pissclams on April 20, 2017, 01:23:32 PM
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now works at a local bank.  True cash style.
Title: Re: christian okoye celebrity roast
Post by: Jackstack99EMAW on April 21, 2017, 04:58:44 PM
Fun fact: Christian Okoye is my best bud's uncle
Title: Re: christian okoye celebrity roast
Post by: wetwillie on April 21, 2017, 07:03:42 PM
Quote from: Jackstack99EMAW on April 21, 2017, 04:58:44 PM
Fun fact: Christian Okoye is my best bud's uncle

No he's not