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Title: Off Brand Garbage To Never Buy
Post by: steve dave on February 09, 2017, 09:11:19 PM
Crayons. how can literally every single company other than crayola suck complete ass at making them? like, patents or something?
Title: Re: Off Brand Garbage To Never Buy
Post by: Tobias on February 09, 2017, 09:12:37 PM
the horse feed at menards killed my shetland.  melamine?
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Post by: star seed 7 on February 09, 2017, 09:15:38 PM
message boards
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Post by: mhkpasa on February 10, 2017, 08:03:42 AM
the horse feed at menards killed my shetland.  melamine?

So that sucks if true..but brings me to my next point.

Why didn't we have a dedicated thread to your shetland?
Title: Re: Off Brand Garbage To Never Buy
Post by: EMAWican on February 10, 2017, 08:54:23 AM
I once bought a hammer from Harbor Freight and like 3-4 power swings into the demo project the head flew off and luckily didn't kill anyone. Probably should've sued them. 
Title: Re: Off Brand Garbage To Never Buy
Post by: puniraptor on February 10, 2017, 08:55:32 AM
Every other cereal is off-brand malt-o-meal
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Post by: MakeItRain on February 10, 2017, 09:02:01 AM
Crayons. how can literally every single company other than crayola suck complete ass at making them? like, patents or something?

Man, this. However, the worst off brand things you can buy is non Nike K-State gear; 90%-of it is super duper fugly.
Title: Re: Off Brand Garbage To Never Buy
Post by: Stupid Fitz on February 10, 2017, 10:00:25 AM
Socks and underpants.
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Post by: Joker on February 10, 2017, 10:08:41 AM
Coffee.  Unless you want to throw it in your garden.
Title: Re: Off Brand Garbage To Never Buy
Post by: The Big Train on February 10, 2017, 10:13:24 AM
"Virus removal" software from an http website that has millions of ads and pop-ups
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Post by: Dugout DickStone on February 10, 2017, 10:20:16 AM
Socks and underpants.

Costco socks are an embarrassment to their liquor department.
Title: Re: Off Brand Garbage To Never Buy
Post by: Joker on February 10, 2017, 10:46:24 AM
Toilet paper.  Nothing worse than cleaning up burrito night with cheap paper.
Title: Re: Off Brand Garbage To Never Buy
Post by: SdK on February 10, 2017, 11:07:59 AM
Buying 100% cotton underwear as a guy.
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Post by: SdK on February 10, 2017, 11:08:12 AM
Unless it's boxers
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Post by: Emo EMAW on February 10, 2017, 11:09:18 AM
Climbing rope.
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Post by: kslim on February 10, 2017, 11:22:32 AM
non kink garden hoses
Title: Re: Off Brand Garbage To Never Buy
Post by: The Big Train on February 10, 2017, 11:32:00 AM
Tuna
Title: Re: Off Brand Garbage To Never Buy
Post by: The Big Train on February 10, 2017, 11:32:53 AM
Slider zip lock bags
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Post by: Joker on February 10, 2017, 11:43:29 AM
Slider zip lock bags

Yes.  Fooling with cheap zip locks is very  :curse:
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Post by: 114Hickory on February 11, 2017, 05:38:01 PM
Peanut Butter
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Post by: sys on February 11, 2017, 07:50:27 PM
frozen mice.
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Post by: IPA4Me on February 11, 2017, 08:47:03 PM
Mountain bikes
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Post by: Pete on February 11, 2017, 08:48:57 PM
Belarusian human trafficking instead of Russian human trafficking.   
Title: Re: Off Brand Garbage To Never Buy
Post by: The Big Train on February 11, 2017, 08:49:37 PM
iPhone chargers, I haven't ever done this but I know people that have had the lighting connector thing break off in their phone.
Title: Re: Off Brand Garbage To Never Buy
Post by: Pete on February 11, 2017, 08:51:37 PM
priests
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Post by: SdK on February 11, 2017, 08:52:50 PM
iPhones in general bruh. S7 Active lyphe
Title: Re: Off Brand Garbage To Never Buy
Post by: The Big Train on February 11, 2017, 08:55:26 PM
off brand android phones like note 7
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Post by: SdK on February 11, 2017, 08:58:51 PM
Yeah. eff that phone. Yuck.
Title: Re: Off Brand Garbage To Never Buy
Post by: SdK on February 11, 2017, 08:59:48 PM
Everyone I know that has an android or iPhone loves their phone. :cheers:
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Post by: Canary on February 11, 2017, 09:23:58 PM
I love my iPhone.  Going to upgrade in March.
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Post by: kso_FAN on February 11, 2017, 09:32:49 PM
I love my iPhone.  Going to upgrade in March.

This.
Title: Re: Off Brand Garbage To Never Buy
Post by: ednksu on February 12, 2017, 09:09:17 AM
Socks and underpants.

Costco socks are an embarrassment to their liquor department.

Their wool socks are fantastic and you know it deep inside. 
Title: Re: Off Brand Garbage To Never Buy
Post by: Dugout DickStone on February 12, 2017, 09:23:41 AM
Socks and underpants.

Costco socks are an embarrassment to their liquor department.

Their wool socks are fantastic and you know it deep inside.

Trash af
Title: Re: Off Brand Garbage To Never Buy
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on February 12, 2017, 09:54:46 AM
Tampons.
Just trust me on this one.
Title: Re: Off Brand Garbage To Never Buy
Post by: kslim on February 12, 2017, 04:34:45 PM
 :Yuck:
Title: Re: Off Brand Garbage To Never Buy
Post by: SdK on February 12, 2017, 06:26:52 PM
Tampons.
Just trust me on this one.
Got something against cardboard and fan expansion? Pfffft who has time for soft plastic and spiral expansion?

Cheap tampons and cheap pads at the same time is foolproof.
Title: Re: Off Brand Garbage To Never Buy
Post by: SkinnyBenny on February 12, 2017, 10:43:59 PM
Off-brand peanut butter can gtfoomf
Title: Re: Off Brand Garbage To Never Buy
Post by: Tobias on February 12, 2017, 10:45:05 PM
frozen mice.

what's the go-to frozen mice brand?
Title: Re: Off Brand Garbage To Never Buy
Post by: star seed 7 on February 12, 2017, 10:55:09 PM
So probably a stupid question but do you have to warm the mice up?
Title: Re: Off Brand Garbage To Never Buy
Post by: nicname on February 13, 2017, 01:10:20 AM
Crayons. how can literally every single company other than crayola suck complete ass at making them? like, patents or something?

Man, this. However, the worst off brand things you can buy is non Nike K-State gear; 90%-of it is super duper fugly.

The game done changed. Most of the best vintage looking Cats clothes aren't Nike.
Title: Re: Off Brand Garbage To Never Buy
Post by: nicname on February 13, 2017, 01:12:18 AM
If you're a smoker, cigs.

Title: Re: Off Brand Garbage To Never Buy
Post by: Cire on February 13, 2017, 06:59:25 AM
Salsa
Charcoal


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Title: Re: Off Brand Garbage To Never Buy
Post by: Rage Against the McKee on February 13, 2017, 08:13:26 AM
iPhone chargers, I haven't ever done this but I know people that have had the lighting connector thing break off in their phone.

I bought an off brand one because my name brand one did this and haven't had a problem yet.
Title: Re: Off Brand Garbage To Never Buy
Post by: Institutional Control on February 13, 2017, 08:19:36 AM
Store brand breakfast cereal is usually garbage.
Title: Re: Off Brand Garbage To Never Buy
Post by: Emo EMAW on February 13, 2017, 12:23:28 PM
Probably better to list off brand things that are okay to buy.  I can't think of any examples but I'm sure there are some.
Title: Re: Off Brand Garbage To Never Buy
Post by: catastrophe on February 13, 2017, 12:45:22 PM
I have a pretty wide tolerance for off-brand stuff, but food wise I have never seen an adequate replacement for Triscuits, Cheeze-Its, or Miracle Whip.
Title: Re: Off Brand Garbage To Never Buy
Post by: pissclams on February 13, 2017, 01:44:27 PM
well miracle whip is rough ridin' gross so whatever
Title: Re: Off Brand Garbage To Never Buy
Post by: Emo EMAW on February 13, 2017, 02:25:45 PM
My wife's family think Miracle Whip is the same as mayo.
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Post by: hatingfrancisco on February 13, 2017, 02:28:11 PM
(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/31w0Dsf4ARL.jpg)
Title: Off Brand Garbage To Never Buy
Post by: Tobias on February 13, 2017, 02:28:37 PM
My wife's family think Miracle Whip is the same as mayo.

well they also set down to have a mill
Title: Re: Off Brand Garbage To Never Buy
Post by: Emo EMAW on February 13, 2017, 02:30:12 PM
So true.
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Post by: sys on February 13, 2017, 02:35:22 PM
frozen mice.

what's the go-to frozen mice brand?

i grow my own now.  but i used to buy from kelly haller right here in topeka, kansas.  the fattest mice you can imagine, very clean and vacuum packed.


http://market.kingsnake.com/detail.php?cat=145&de=1172220
Title: Re: Off Brand Garbage To Never Buy
Post by: Mrs. Gooch on February 13, 2017, 02:36:25 PM
Kroger wheat saltines are delicious.
Title: Re: Off Brand Garbage To Never Buy
Post by: sys on February 13, 2017, 02:37:59 PM
i guess he doesn't vacuum pack anymore, but they're still good mice.


liblib, you have to thaw them out, but not warm.
Title: Re: Off Brand Garbage To Never Buy
Post by: steve dave on February 13, 2017, 02:39:55 PM
that son of a bitch was early to the URL game to snap up KINGSNAKE.COM
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Post by: Brock Landers on February 13, 2017, 02:46:15 PM
Pop Tarts.

Kroger brand Toaster Treats can GTFO.
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Post by: Emo EMAW on February 13, 2017, 03:10:06 PM
sys my kid likes me to read the stories of Noah's ark and like then god put all the frogs and flies in tbd Egyptian homes.  He really likes reptiles/amphibians.  I am concerned.
Title: Re: Off Brand Garbage To Never Buy
Post by: sys on February 13, 2017, 03:13:32 PM
it's a fine hobby, emo.
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Post by: Winters on February 13, 2017, 04:43:39 PM
Prophylactics
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Post by: Gooch on February 13, 2017, 04:56:23 PM
Prophylactics
This better not be related to the impending #schemepak story.
Title: Re: Off Brand Garbage To Never Buy
Post by: kim carnes on February 13, 2017, 05:02:14 PM
My wife's family think Miracle Whip is the same as mayo.

That is disgusting
Title: Re: Off Brand Garbage To Never Buy
Post by: Winters on February 13, 2017, 06:45:01 PM
Prophylactics
This better not be related to the impending #schemepak story.
Oh, heavens no!
Title: Re: Off Brand Garbage To Never Buy
Post by: puniraptor on February 13, 2017, 06:51:28 PM
Probably better to list off brand things that are okay to buy.  I can't think of any examples but I'm sure there are some.

prolly ammo
Title: Re: Off Brand Garbage To Never Buy
Post by: Emo EMAW on February 13, 2017, 09:00:25 PM
Probably better to list off brand things that are okay to buy.  I can't think of any examples but I'm sure there are some.

prolly ammo

If you're shooting sd dad's old Cutlass in the back pasture, yeah.
Title: Re: Off Brand Garbage To Never Buy
Post by: Emo EMAW on February 13, 2017, 09:01:48 PM
My wife's family think Miracle Whip is the same as mayo.

That is disgusting

Now that I think about it my fraternity cook or house mom or whoever bought that probably thought the same thing.  It's a white midwestern thing IMO.
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Post by: ednksu on February 14, 2017, 12:35:19 AM
Y'all need Publix in your lives
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Post by: felix rex on February 14, 2017, 01:03:20 AM
frozen mice.

what's the go-to frozen mice brand?

i grow my own now.  but i used to buy from kelly haller right here in topeka, kansas.  the fattest mice you can imagine, very clean and vacuum packed.


http://market.kingsnake.com/detail.php?cat=145&de=1172220

I grew up just down the road from an old lady that did nothing but this her entire life. Wasn't super rich or anything, but paid for her house, her kids' college, etc just by raising mice. Had rough ridin' tubs full of the little pinkies.
Title: Re: Off Brand Garbage To Never Buy
Post by: MakeItRain on February 14, 2017, 03:05:30 AM
Tampons.
Just trust me on this one.

Mrs. MIR freaked out on me about this once, now I know.
Title: Re: Off Brand Garbage To Never Buy
Post by: Winters on February 14, 2017, 06:43:59 AM
Y'all need Publix in your lives
Some people don't deserve a Publix
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Post by: ednksu on February 14, 2017, 10:29:21 AM
Y'all need Publix in your lives
Some people don't deserve a Publix

That's like saying some deserve Jesus or something.  Every should get a taste just for once in their lives.
Title: Re: Off Brand Garbage To Never Buy
Post by: star seed 7 on February 14, 2017, 10:49:49 AM
I bought a bunch of booze at a publix in Oct. It was the worst liquor store I've ever seen in my life.

Didn't get a sandwich tho  :frown:
Title: Re: Off Brand Garbage To Never Buy
Post by: ednksu on February 14, 2017, 10:54:55 AM
I bought a bunch of booze at a publix in Oct. It was the worst liquor store I've ever seen in my life.

Didn't get a sandwich tho  :frown:

Ts and Ps for this terrible blunder.

And depending on state is I'm sure why their liq selection varies.  Where I'm at beer and wine only.   
Title: Re: Off Brand Garbage To Never Buy
Post by: The Big Train on February 14, 2017, 12:27:01 PM
My wife's family think Miracle Whip is the same as mayo.

That is disgusting

Now that I think about it my fraternity cook or house mom or whoever bought that probably thought the same thing.  It's a white midwestern thing IMO.

Maybe this belongs in another thread too but this is life changing

(https://i5.walmartimages.com/asr/33c9ebd3-9e45-4ff0-8076-608ec742b5a1_2.88767533f681c3a1801014fce307ddc0.jpeg?odnHeight=450&odnWidth=450&odnBg=FFFFFF)
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Post by: star seed 7 on February 14, 2017, 12:41:11 PM
That picture made me puke on my phone, I sincerely hope no one actually consumes that crap
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Post by: SdK on February 14, 2017, 12:43:45 PM
It's gross
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Post by: The Big Train on February 14, 2017, 12:45:18 PM
Bread, meat(maybe), and cheese would be so boring lib, I just don't get it
Title: Re: Off Brand Garbage To Never Buy
Post by: Tobias on February 14, 2017, 12:45:52 PM
that belongs in the normal "garbage to never buy" thread