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Title: Questions thread
Post by: Kat Kid on May 12, 2010, 04:47:48 PM
A question that I had:

Sometimes after I've thrown/dropped my channel changer, a bettery will fall out or just dislodge.  The channel changer will work for like one decision, but then will require both batteries again.

Is this similar to the phantom limb phenomenon that people without all of their arms/legs feel or is this more of a Wil E. Coyote not looking down once over air and not a ledge phenomenon?

Would like some clarity.
Title: Re: Questions thread
Post by: Kat Kid on May 12, 2010, 04:49:47 PM
Just as I was posting that, another question came to mind....

Why does my dog like to lick my finger after I have cleaned out some ear wax or tried to clear out the water from my ear after a shower?  She also likes to lick my finger after I clean her ears.

Is there nutritional value to ear wax (maybe a daris dad question...) and if so, how much do I have to eat to live longer (something I would consider).
Title: Re: Questions thread
Post by: ew2x4 on May 12, 2010, 04:53:47 PM
A question that I had:

Sometimes after I've thrown/dropped my channel changer, a bettery will fall out or just dislodge.  The channel changer will work for like one decision, but then will require both batteries again.

Is this similar to the phantom limb phenomenon that people without all of their arms/legs feel or is this more of a Wil E. Coyote not looking down once over air and not a ledge phenomenon?

Would like some clarity.

I always pictured it like a garden hose. After you turn the water off, you can get a couple good squeezes left.
Title: Re: Questions thread
Post by: Kat Kid on May 12, 2010, 05:16:46 PM
What the eff is Garfield's beef with John anyways?
Title: Re: Questions thread
Post by: felix rex on May 12, 2010, 05:22:37 PM
I know this is Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!), but sometimes I wonder if I could eat SOOOOOO efficiently that I would never poop.
Title: Re: Questions thread
Post by: ew2x4 on May 12, 2010, 05:25:05 PM
I know this is Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!), but sometimes I wonder if I could eat SOOOOOO efficiently that I would never poop.

My friend asked me if I would rather spend 24 straight hours pooping and not have to poop for a year, or keep the current system. What a joke. Always poop on company time.
Title: Re: Questions thread
Post by: Kat Kid on May 12, 2010, 05:39:43 PM
I know this is Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!), but sometimes I wonder if I could eat SOOOOOO efficiently that I would never poop.

My friend asked me if I would rather spend 24 straight hours pooping and not have to poop for a year, or keep the current system. What a joke. Always poop on company time.

yeah people with poop issues weird me out.  Consider me in the daris camp and not the sd camp.
Title: Re: Questions thread
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on May 12, 2010, 06:01:53 PM
Just as I was posting that, another question came to mind....

Why does my dog like to lick my finger after I have cleaned out some ear wax or tried to clear out the water from my ear after a shower?  She also likes to lick my finger after I clean her ears.

Is there nutritional value to ear wax (maybe a daris dad question...) and if so, how much do I have to eat to live longer (something I would consider).

dad says that earwax is there for a reason and does good things for your body (helps protect eardrum, keeps canals from drying/cracking, antifungal/antibacterial properties, etc.). food is not one of them. putting your earwax or someone elses in your mouth is not advisable. dogs also lick their own ass and sometimes eat their own poop. hth.
Title: Re: Questions thread
Post by: Cire on May 12, 2010, 06:28:14 PM
dogs eat poop bc they can smell the food in it.
Title: Re: Questions thread
Post by: felix rex on May 13, 2010, 04:46:46 PM
dogs eat poop bc they can smell the food in it.

See, this gets back to my efficiency question.
Title: Re: Questions thread
Post by: The1BigWillie on May 13, 2010, 04:53:49 PM
Just as I was posting that, another question came to mind....

Why does my dog like to lick my finger after I have cleaned out some ear wax or tried to clear out the water from my ear after a shower?  She also likes to lick my finger after I clean her ears.

Is there nutritional value to ear wax (maybe a daris dad question...) and if so, how much do I have to eat to live longer (something I would consider).

dad says that earwax is there for a reason and does good things for your body (helps protect eardrum, keeps canals from drying/cracking, antifungal/antibacterial properties, etc.). food is not one of them. putting your earwax or someone elses in your mouth is not advisable. dogs also lick their own ass and sometimes eat their own poop. hth.

My ear wax is delicious.  STFU
Title: Re: Questions thread
Post by: Pexikan on May 13, 2010, 05:15:34 PM
KGB.
Title: Re: Questions thread
Post by: WillieWatanabe on May 13, 2010, 05:20:00 PM
Just as I was posting that, another question came to mind....

Why does my dog like to lick my finger after I have cleaned out some ear wax or tried to clear out the water from my ear after a shower?  She also likes to lick my finger after I clean her ears.

Is there nutritional value to ear wax (maybe a daris dad question...) and if so, how much do I have to eat to live longer (something I would consider).

why do you let her? or even offer?
Title: Re: Questions thread
Post by: sys on May 13, 2010, 06:57:13 PM
dogs eat poop bc they can smell the food in it.

same with earwaxes.
Title: Re: Questions thread
Post by: Dr Rick Daris on May 13, 2010, 07:08:01 PM
not advisable to put cerumen into your mouth. first study that popped up. it is good for your body, you just don't put it in you mouth. like poop in that way.

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/11801996
Title: Re: Questions thread
Post by: kougar24 on May 14, 2010, 08:48:48 AM
not advisable to put cerumen into your mouth. first study that popped up. it is good for your body, you just don't put it in you mouth. like poop in that way.

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/11801996

Except you don't want to keep poop in your body. :dunno:
Title: Re: Questions thread
Post by: steve dave on May 14, 2010, 08:52:49 AM
If the power-stripe in that power-stripe deoderant is so great why don't they make the entire stick out of whatever the power-stripe is made of :dunno:
Title: Re: Questions thread
Post by: Johnny Wichita on May 14, 2010, 10:37:33 AM
Just as I was posting that, another question came to mind....

Why does my dog like to lick my finger after I have cleaned out some ear wax or tried to clear out the water from my ear after a shower?  She also likes to lick my finger after I clean her ears.

Is there nutritional value to ear wax (maybe a daris dad question...) and if so, how much do I have to eat to live longer (something I would consider).

dad says that earwax is there for a reason and does good things for your body (helps protect eardrum, keeps canals from drying/cracking, antifungal/antibacterial properties, etc.). food is not one of them. putting your earwax or someone elses in your mouth is not advisable. dogs also lick their own ass and sometimes eat their own poop. hth.

A wise man once told me you shouldn't put anything smaller than your elbow in your ear.  Or something like that.  I think the guy was a complete loon though. 
Title: Re: Questions thread
Post by: Saulbadguy on May 14, 2010, 11:07:02 AM
A question that I had:

Sometimes after I've thrown/dropped my channel changer, a bettery will fall out or just dislodge.  The channel changer will work for like one decision, but then will require both batteries again.

Is this similar to the phantom limb phenomenon that people without all of their arms/legs feel or is this more of a Wil E. Coyote not looking down once over air and not a ledge phenomenon?

Would like some clarity.
They might have a little juice left in the capacitors.
Title: Re: Questions thread
Post by: chum1 on May 14, 2010, 11:22:56 AM
Calling electricity "juice" is hilarious.  Especially when used in conjunction with "capacitors."
Title: Re: Questions thread
Post by: WillieWatanabe on May 14, 2010, 11:24:13 AM
Just as I was posting that, another question came to mind....

Why does my dog like to lick my finger after I have cleaned out some ear wax or tried to clear out the water from my ear after a shower?  She also likes to lick my finger after I clean her ears.

Is there nutritional value to ear wax (maybe a daris dad question...) and if so, how much do I have to eat to live longer (something I would consider).

why do you let her? or even offer?
Title: Re: Questions thread
Post by: Kat Kid on May 14, 2010, 12:14:31 PM
Just as I was posting that, another question came to mind....

Why does my dog like to lick my finger after I have cleaned out some ear wax or tried to clear out the water from my ear after a shower?  She also likes to lick my finger after I clean her ears.

Is there nutritional value to ear wax (maybe a daris dad question...) and if so, how much do I have to eat to live longer (something I would consider).

why do you let her? or even offer?

Entertaining, I guess.  Also, reminds me I am much smarter than her.
Title: Re: Questions thread
Post by: steve dave on May 14, 2010, 12:26:22 PM
Just as I was posting that, another question came to mind....

Why does my dog like to lick my finger after I have cleaned out some ear wax or tried to clear out the water from my ear after a shower?  She also likes to lick my finger after I clean her ears.

Is there nutritional value to ear wax (maybe a daris dad question...) and if so, how much do I have to eat to live longer (something I would consider).

why do you let her? or even offer?

Entertaining, I guess.  Also, reminds me I am much smarter than her.

Doubtful.  I bet she knows why she licks it. 
Title: Re: Questions thread
Post by: WillieWatanabe on May 14, 2010, 12:26:48 PM
Just as I was posting that, another question came to mind....

Why does my dog like to lick my finger after I have cleaned out some ear wax or tried to clear out the water from my ear after a shower?  She also likes to lick my finger after I clean her ears.

Is there nutritional value to ear wax (maybe a daris dad question...) and if so, how much do I have to eat to live longer (something I would consider).

why do you let her? or even offer?

Entertaining, I guess.  Also, reminds me I am much smarter than her.

I didn't figure I would get a good answer to that question. I was wrong.

I guess it's similar to when i put the Vicks smell tube thingy up to the cat's nose. Funny as hell.
Title: Re: Questions thread
Post by: dmartin on May 14, 2010, 12:39:51 PM
I know this is Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!), but sometimes I wonder if I could eat SOOOOOO efficiently that I would never poop.

My friend asked me if I would rather spend 24 straight hours pooping and not have to poop for a year, or keep the current system. What a joke. Always poop on company time.

Isn't pooping on company time the reason they put Facebook on cell phones?  Anytime I see someone update their status from their cell phone during the day, I just know that they're pooping.
Title: Re: Questions thread
Post by: Stevesie60 on May 14, 2010, 12:47:39 PM
I know this is Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!), but sometimes I wonder if I could eat SOOOOOO efficiently that I would never poop.

My friend asked me if I would rather spend 24 straight hours pooping and not have to poop for a year, or keep the current system. What a joke. Always poop on company time.

Isn't pooping on company time the reason they put Facebook on cell phones?  Anytime I see someone update their status from their cell phone during the day, I just know that they're pooping.

I try to poop as many times per crap as my coworkers smoke per shift. It's only fair that we get the same amount of breaks. Even when I'm not pooping, at least I can check twitter and what not without anyone bothering me.
Title: Re: Questions thread
Post by: yoga-like_abana on May 14, 2010, 11:46:52 PM
How in the Hell did Squints get Wendy Peffercorn?!!????!!!
Title: Re: Questions thread
Post by: The1BigWillie on May 15, 2010, 12:03:03 AM
Please refer any more questions like this to Dr. Steve.

http://www.avclub.com/articles/ask-dr-steve-brule-the-audio-answers,41169/ (http://www.avclub.com/articles/ask-dr-steve-brule-the-audio-answers,41169/)

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